Professor Francois

so does anybody know where the professor's I don't know I always skip American heritage oh dude ha ha you tell me I'm Elsie Elsie mmm officer she sweet bucket this is American heritage we your speaking French I'm sloshed I'll do what I want but shootin American heritage be taught in English whatever okay class my name is Professor Francois okay and I will teach you everything you need to know about having a heritage of America isn't Francois first name not a last name it is my first name genius ghetto boy okay class who has never heard of the American Revolution oh um the Revolutionary War was fought from 1775 to 1783 most people think it ended in 1775 the Americans wanted to be free or something because the British will idiots can see a British so what those are three main reasons for the success of America the passions which America fought didn't someone have a tank or something the people created a constitution with you guys talking about you are all crazy obviously because the French helped you guys against the British okay because of us you guys are freely okay a bomb what is the second one America didn't follow the rules of war the British had established May because we took over the okay this is all wrong especially the guy in the back does not say very smart seems the second one VZ is because the French gave them civilians supplies of all white points a bang-bang weapons okay what is the cell one that's the first thing you said excuse me one you already said the French help them out come again you said the same I am sorry my bad ok see I do not speak stupid let's fix wash I speak Incas I do not be stupid do you understand you say something stupid I cannot understand okay class what is the cell phone French seriously what is your name Malory matter clean you out a genius what and tell me mallilie where is the best place in the world Oh Polly fan and he was the greatest leader to have ever lived that one french guy bonus gogo wait what does this have to do with the napkin ale to this question my lovely as a Shakespeare once copied from a French man to be oh not to be friends after the ball everybody class Mallory just a bruise is a bleep good job perhaps I am mistaken but I was under the impression that I was supposed to teach in this room at this hour yeah okay surrender you

Channel: Divine Comedy

Views: 43,232

Rating: 4.9662161 out of 5

Keywords: dc, brigham young university, byu, funny, sketch, divine, comedy, humor, mormon, lds, winter, 2011, provo, Dana Fleming, Matt Meese, Whitney Call, Jason Gray, Caitlin Clive, Jordan Smith, Mallory Everton, Adam Berg, Jonathan Wrigley, James Perry

Id: oUc0EOcxZGQ

Length: 4min 23sec (263 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 23 2011