Tired Tenor

mr. Harkey oh yeah story your two o'clock is here perfect sindermann thank you hello nice to meet you his pleasure too quaint nice miss um are you okay full disclosure I haven't slumbered in tres dias so I'm feeling a little sleepy and you sing apparently oh well I'm not really that's just when I get a little tired I got a little music oh but about that bop bop I really want this job mr. bird why do you want this job so bad what uh mr. bird why haven't you slept in so long I should ask oh well you see my roomies goldfish was getting too big birds boo needless to say our apartment fluted but how my stuff was destroyed but I just retyped my resume resume yes you may ah I see you graduated from Harvard Law hmm well not the typo should say BYU and I must have been thinking of Legally Blonde okay and that explains the picture of Reese Witherspoon how do you know better to be Witherspoon then without the spoon what the this smell like yogurt or roadkill mr. Berg um your credentials are surprisingly impressive assuming you've made no more type of okay um mm-hmm yes well it appears I've forgotten how to read embarrassing oh I'm singing again right like a bird with Tourette's you're just okay well well it appears to be all correct except maybe this part about inventing the moon okay I assumed my last question for you mr. Berg why do you want this job so bad um because of my lovely mother I'm sorry what was the question why do you want this job so bad mr. Berg well let me tell me one little story hmm I am a passionate marketing okay and everyone should passionate do what they and you know I have experience and learning and a smoking-hot girlfriend they Maurice where there's been and I love her okay um mister Harkey who's that that girl love that music who's that girl that's my secretary okay I'm sorry mr. Harkey your 2:15 is here up sindermann Tori Thank You mr. Berg yes you got the job what really you are a qualified passionate individual who's willing to show up to a job interview even though you've had no sleep and look like an idiot huh we could hear someone with your guts Oh probability thank you very much sir and let me just say I loved even the Avengers

Channel: Divine Comedy

Views: 31,176

Rating: 5 out of 5

Keywords: byu, divine comedy, stacey harkey, adam berg, tori pence

Id: fetae48h1GQ

Length: 3min 55sec (235 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 26 2014