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>>> HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE 2016 NEW YORK FILM FESTIVAL
ACTRESS ROUNDTABLE. TODAY OUR TOPIC IS WOMEN IN
HOLLYWOOD AND HOLLYWOOD IN WOMEN.
JOINING ME ARE SOME OF THE INDUSTRY'S LEADERS.
TO MY LEFT, ACADEMY AWARD WINNER MARION COTILLARD.
>> BONJOUR. THANK YOU, IT'S AN HONOR.
>> STAR OF "THE IMITATION GAME," KEIRA KNIGHTLEY.
>> THANK YOU. ACTUALLY, IT'S SO GREAT TO BE
HERE SUPPORTING WOMEN IN FILM. >> AND HER FILM "QUEEN OF
KATWE" IS IN THEATERS NOW, MISS LUPITA NYONG'O.
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. >> AND WE ARE THRILLED TO HAVE
WITH US TODAY A HOLLYWOOD LEGEND WHOSE CAREER SPANS EIGHT
DECADES. SHE WORKED WITH HUMPHREY BOGART,
CECIL B. DeMILLE, AND ALFRED HITCHCOCK TO NAME A FEW.
THE GREAT DEBETTE GOLDRY. >> IT'S A PLEASURE TO BE ALIVE.
>> WELL, LET'S GET STARTED. NOW, AS WOMEN WHAT ARE SOME OF
YOUR UNIQUE CHALLENGES THAT YOU FACED IN YOUR FILM CAREERS?
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, THE ROLES JUST AREN'T THERE.
EVERYONE WANTS TO CAST YOU AT THE GIRLFRIEND, MOTHER, THE
BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND, MOTHER. >> EXACTLY.
EVERYONE'S ASKING WHAT YOU'RE WEARING.
BUT NO ONE'S ASKING WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
>> EVERYONE GIVES YOU DRUGS TO WAKE YOU UP, DRUGS TO GO TO
SLEEP. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHAT? >> WELL, YOU KNOW, BACK AT MGM,
THEY'D GIVE ME OPIOID INJECTIONS BETWEEN MY TOES, TO KEEP ME
QUIET IN BETWEEN TAKES. THEN THEY'D HAVE A LITTLE MAN
RUN OVER TO GIVE A SHOT OF AMPHETAMINES TO SAY MY LINES.
STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT SHOVEL, CLARK CABLE?
THEN MORE OPIATES. YOU GIRLS KNOW HOW IT IS.
>> NO WE DON'T. IS THAT A THING THAT HAPPENS?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SWEETHEART, WITH OPIUM, YOU
NEVER REALLY KNOW, DO YOU? >> DEBETTE BRINGS UP A GOOD
POINT. HAVE THERE BEEN MOMENTS WHERE
YOU FELT YOU WERE TREATED DIFFERENTLY BECAUSE YOU WERE A
WOMAN? >> OH, OF COURSE.
I'VE HAD SO MANY MEETINGS WHERE THE MEN HIT ON ME, IT'S SO
DISGRACEFUL. >> I GOTTA AGREE WITH LI'L PETER
NO-NO OVER HERE. [ LAUGHTER ]
I ONCE HAD AN AUDITION WHERE THE PRODUCER SAID, "HAVE SEX WITH ME
AND YOU'LL GET THE PART." >> OH MY GOD, WHAT DID YOU DO?
>> I HAD SEX WITH HIM AND HE GAVE ME THE PART.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS A FAIR TRADE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY.
LET'S PIVOT A LITTLE. RIGHT?
WOMEN IN THE INDUSTRY ARE OFTEN NOT PAID AS MUCH AS THEIR MALE
COSTARS. SO HOW HAVE YOU MANAGED TO
ADVOCATE FOR YOURSELVES FINANCIALLY?
>> I'M GLAD YOU BROUGHT THIS UP BECAUSE, YEAH, I'M ABLE TO GET
$5 MILLION NOW. BUT --
>> $5 MILLION? WOW.
THEY USED TO PAY ME IN BROOCHES. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEY HAD IT IN MY CONTRACT THAT I HAD TO ENTERTAIN OUR
TROOPS FOR FREE. IT WASN'T TILL I GOT OVER THERE
I FOUND OUT IT WAS FOR THE OTHER SIDE.
LONG STORY SHORT, I ENDED UP FLAPPING MY TOOTS FOR A BUNCH OF
KRAUTS. BUT THAT'S HOLLYWOOD, BABY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WAIT.
YOU STRIPPED FOR NAZIS? >> I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO TO
SUPPORT OUR BOYS. >> I'M SORRY, I WOULD LIKE TO
SAY SOMETHING. >> THANK GOD.
>> EQUAL PAY FOR ACTRESSES IS PART OF THE SOLUTION, BUT THE
MAIN THING WE NEED IS MORE WOMEN WRITING THE PARTS.
>> WOMEN WRITERS? BUT THEN YOU'D HAVE TO TEACH
THEM HOW TO READ. [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY TRIED TO TEACH ME HOW TO READ ONCE BY PUTTING PEANUT
BUTTER IN MY MOUTH, BUT THEN THEY REMEMBERED THAT'S HOW YOU
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A HORSE IS TALKING, SO THEY GAVE THE PART
TO A HORSE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN RESPONDING TO THAT.
>> WELL, TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, LITTLE PETER, I DID
WIND UP PREGNANT. >> OKAY, WELL, SHE DIDN'T ASK
THAT, NEITHER DID I. >> AND TO COVER IT UP THEY
FORCED ME TO MARRY A CHIMP. I SAID TO THEM, I DON'T WANT
THAT THING PUMPING AROUND ON TOP OF ME.
TURNS OUT, OKAY, THE CHIMP WAS HOMOSEXUAL, SO.
WE LIVED A VERY PEACEFUL LIFE TOGETHER, BEST OF FRIENDS.
THEN THE LITTLE BABOON RAN OFF WITH MY BROOCHES!
>> OKAY. THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE.
>> WELL, I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. ALL RIGHT, KRAUTS.
GET YOUR KICKS WHILE YOU CAN. LAUGH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHTER ]
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Kate McKinnon is easily the best part of SNL these days, often carrying the show, and the main reason I keep watchin it week to week.
Almost as good as the alien abduction with Ryan Gosling, but that will always be the best Kate Mckinnon sketch.
It really reminds me of her alien abduction sketches, as far as the writing and the dynamic. I wonder if they're going to keep transforming the spirit of that character. I like it.
it's ironic because on the round table she was actually on she was super quiet and mainly observant.