a Siren Head horror story you won't forget...

ah man this is the life bros you know this is just a great spot you know tyler i'm really liking your uncle's lake man this is dope beautiful love it this is so this is great thank you guys i'm sure he would want you to appreciate it as much as i do it's a very sacred hey wait what are you doing over there mitchell i'm peeing what it's good old nature on the tree yeah a dog yeah and that's where we buried robert my pet dog and you're pissed to go over it oh [ __ ] get out get out from over there you just want me to hold it in get out it's gonna hurt by the campfire mitchell come on come on sit back down that's don't leave that rock for the rest of the night mitchell that was foul that was food uh on the dog i didn't realize you know guys bros are all here there's a campfire in front of us i think this would make a perfect time to just tell some scary stories you know what i'm saying okay i'm down have you guys heard of the one siren head i don't know i've never heard of siren heads i mean i i have a siren head story so it all started off like this me and the family uh we didn't know whether to cremate my brother or bury him right right right so we just decided to let him live wait wow what does that have to do with siren head what did sirena do today i just had to get that off my chest oh oh well that just furthers my point that siren head isn't real but okay i have a great story kind of relates to that one too what's your siren head story when i was a kid my elementary school used to be right next to these really dense dark woods that everyone said if you ever wander five feet into the woods and look back you would be taken and you would never be able to come back as the elementary school again so i decided one day that i go out there alone to see if these stories are true but it turns out this really cute girl my elementary school thought i was really cool and i had some king energy so she decided you know what if you're gonna go i'm gonna go with you okay in elementary school we wandered slowly and slowly four feet five feet into the woods and then she [ __ ] gave me creams no she didn't no that [ __ ] no that's rick's fault that you've heard the stories you don't go into the woods that's all on you and now you have to live with that i looked back and i [ __ ] lost myself my [ __ ] goddamn cooties what does this have to do with siren head so did you get cooties on your dick or your mouth [Music] or your neck or maybe your [ __ ] did she unpeel you rick did she unpeel you she unpeeled my banana and put her finger in me you're not pure that's [ __ ] rick i'm so sorry you're gonna be okay rick we're here for you man you're with the boys dude come here man joe it's okay it's okay dude it's all right disgusting it's okay hey everybody hey hey guys oh i think i touched him i have cooties oh all right we're all chill uh um rick so you got cooties what happened next i had cuties when i was a kid it's fine though guys i'm i'm okay now okay i promise i don't have cooties i went through a lot of hard work and effort to get these cooties out of my body okay listen there's somebody who can help you out of any situation you need somebody who can take out anybody he lives in the woods just like this the reason that people were afraid of the woods by my elementary schools because there was this thing that lived there called siren head after she kissed me i ran i ran as far as i could away from her that was horrifying i was so scared i ran and i found siren head i thought he was going to kill me i thought he was going to literally remove me from this existence of the earth but it turned out he was a chad he removed my cooties killed that [ __ ] [ __ ] and now i'm here to tell the story about siren head and he taught me the way to summon him if i ever needed him again bro nah bro rickle do not summon siren head y'all want to hear my siren head story one time i was letting out my dog humphrey i was walking on a walk with him right it was like pitch black it was a nighttime walk all of a sudden i just hear this siren just going off in the distance all of a sudden a dude 30 feet in the air flies dies in front of me and then humphrey starts going ballistic barking more people are being thrown across the sky then siren head was in the distance he started running at me but thankfully i found a local ditch i hid in that ditch and he walked right over me but there were so many dead bodies it was the scariest sight of my life wait but what about humphrey oh [ __ ] i actually haven't seen him since then you left humphrey wow wow hey you guys want to hear my story damn everyone's just got a siren head story okay go ahead all right so this is my uncle simon you know we were going in the woods what is up guys it is moochie just tim and i you know things are pretty cool just going through the woods a little bit dark and spooky out to calm the tensions you know we wanted to relax a little bit basically got some simon head wait simon head your uncle simon wait gave you a head what are we what are we talking about siren head not siren yo his uncle sucked his dick baby no are you [ __ ] serious no did he spit or swallow wait let him explain what happened then you said you got simon head no yes i we saw simon head our siren head we saw a siren head i didn't get simon siren head look like if you really saw him okay that's easy um you know he has a ponytail to start he usually wears a blue bright blue t-shirt his face he's a little bit greasy not the most hygiene shorts red shoes usually and another great thing about him is he doesn't have a neck but he gives great neck yo yo are you talking about talking about who did you just describe that is not siren head at all who was that what are you guys talking about i don't believe in siren head and that sounds like cat dude no that is not siren head chris that's simon who gives great head his uncle you're not talking about siren how are you talking about your [ __ ] uncle dude siren or simon head siren head who did you just describe we're this dude said simon and remember that line he said not he doesn't have a neck but he gives great neck you just described your uncle not siren head i want to go the legend of siren head says if we all say his name five times it will summon him and we're going to prove that he's real to you all right i'll start it off siren head siren head siren head siren head simon head hey tyler tyler squeeze over here you want to come in here and eat some toasting those pizza rolls simon can you say simon do you want some toast tina's pizza rolls tyler i'm cooking it for us and your boys oh i want more than that simon i'm coming wait is that his [ __ ] uncle oh man simon we haven't been out in these woods in too long all right uh boys if i were you i'll probably step outside this is gonna get a little bit sensual see you later guys is that simon tyler are you simon wait yes i'm his uncle simon blood relative and lover um tyler what the [ __ ] dude i'm with my lover that's my jeans all right guys i'm uncomfortable i'm gonna just got really [ __ ] fine i'm going back to the campfire oh come on man i got some toastiness pizza rolls for you boys enough just say siren head stop with simon guys let's do the chant over you start it off all right dude he's still eating [ __ ] pizza rolls you got the pizza rolls bro simon makes some fire ass pizza rolls fam my loki understand about that simon head but just don't tell anybody what's up guys huh all right we're gonna change the siren head okay okay here we go once again you really don't believe it ah siren head siren head siren head siren head siren head look at that nothing nothing boys where is it you hear that wait what you're not following i have been summoned wait for what existence do you summon me um sir siren he didn't believe you were real and he didn't believe i'ma be honest i didn't believe [ __ ] i i you know we we were just talking about how uh tyler and his and his gay ass uncle make love and then all of a sudden you you you came here uh i'm so sorry for not believing in you but i trust me i'm a believer i'm a believer whatever you want me to do i'll do do you have any sexually transmitted diseases i can take from you uh i have chlamydia i want chlamydia if you wouldn't mind touching me like that i will stick my finger down your mouth you can cure stds uh it's my turn um siren head please can you touch me like that one of my followers deserve to be rid of sexually transmitted diseases i'm a follower yes my son open your mouth oh [ __ ] [Music] oh my god you feel better dude i never i never even had anything i just wanted him to touch me like that yo um if you're curing uh wait can we go over here i don't really want them to no um okay dude jesus christ now they all [ __ ] know we all heard that all right now dude just get it over with just get it [ __ ] over with bro it is funnier if you have it and your friends know now goodbye what y'all summoned your [ __ ] ass you're gonna take your little scrawny ass finger shove it down my [ __ ] throat cause i'm tired of this [ __ ] all right is he always this [ __ ] of a housewife come over here i'm gonna [ __ ] suck that finger give me that [ __ ] it's like with this carrot yes i still have it all right siren head i have a question sir where is humphrey where is that it's my dog i i thought you were a bad guy and last time i saw you my dog disappeared one second where's he going what is he doing oh i know this tactic bro he's not coming back my dad did the same thing no dude he's not coming back did your dad fix your chlamydia no i hope not he also said he'll be right back and he never [ __ ] came back so mopey can we talk about is your uncle clean is my uncle queen yes no he's got gonorrhea so you just okay with that you didn't ask siren had to cleanse off you oh [ __ ] dude come on i'm not like some freak oh oh he's back oh oh [ __ ] dude come on bro you can't just come up on me like that bro come on hi i am so sorry i killed your dog wait this is humphrey that's a malibu bottle bro you put him in a bottle of malibu no no no no no no no he's dead i give that to you as an apology oh my god wait what what did you do to him i was young and stupid i am sorry come here give me that give me your hand come here you are anointed oh [ __ ] oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh burn my hand [ __ ] get out of there go get out of there oh give me that give me that fire oh boys you just get staring at me with this [ __ ] trying to push the [ __ ] off i like siren head better than you oh i'm getting out of here [ __ ] you hey siren ed can i ask you something yeah have you been known for giving any good head why do you ask you got a long neck are you asking me to suck down your [ __ ] micro penis [Laughter] [Music] you know how small you are one don't have a micro two can you please speak to me damn damn can you answer the question listen no i can't give you a head brother but if you have money i can try tyler give him your money kill him we want to see this dissolve it take it take it thank you follow me into the woods little boy see you guys see ya uh bye tyler what just happened what what the [ __ ] what is going on back there you all good big lotus siren how the [ __ ] do we make you banish because we've never really gotten this far like do you just kill us now or how do we go from here what did you do to tyler look how sad he looks he looks defeated bro he looks just good bro like he just busted the best nut of his life hey i'm just chilling with my cigarette man i'm just looking at the beautiful campfire got some good siren head you know what i'm saying boys damn yo me next no wow all right well yo simon you still got them pizza rolls okay siren now how do we make you banish i must get you blackout drunk and i will vanish from your memory say less let's go come on boys let's vibe cheers boys to siren head to siren head to siren head let's chug it you guys ready yes [Music] yo yo yo look at that [ __ ] tune up there bro it's a cheesy moon bro siren head i got the wrong idea about you you're actually a great dude bro yeah could you get me some tylenol my throat hurts say less bro siren head don't move is that better siren head you need some help there buddy it's kind of got a long neck there i would say yeah there you go do you still need that tylenol no it's great thank you that was fantastic oh your voice sounds a lot your voice is a lot different wait so that's your normal voice something was just in your windpipe not exactly my normal voice i kind of consumed the victims and take their voices it's just how i work wait a second guys where's rick oh [ __ ] i forgot about him does he kind of sound like how i'm talking to you right now a little yeah actually yeah oh yeah holy [ __ ] so is that him talking or that's you talking wait rick i can make a lot of different noises you want to hear what i can make right now yeah sure all right cool you have made jesse kill himself no i'm sorry about that that's just how my vocal cords work you can make a bunch of different sounds guys my syphilis is gone oh [Music] do

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Length: 20min 7sec (1207 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 07 2020