going to Hell was a mistake

welcome your beautiful faces back to my brand new channel jesse vr i'm gonna be posting a bunch of vr virtual reality content on this channel so make sure to subscribe to it right now and enjoy my first video playing vr chat with the boys oh man boys last night was amazing am i right oh yeah i'm pretty sure i got circumcised twice last night my peel is still not secured it's completely loose hey nonetheless boys nonetheless we had fun that's what that's the main thing yeah no where's tyler did we lose tyler last night he was jordan he was with us right i mean this bedroom is definitely big enough for all five of us we definitely all five right here look there's sweat stain he was here it smells like loose potassium he was definitely here tyler you know are you watching peel gone wild it's banana geographic it's banana geographic man that is graphic there's a tissue box right here bro that's not mine that was there before leave me alone i don't want to talk about it we have to talk about this what what are we gonna talk about i told you to not watch it without me fam the only reason we're upset with you right now tyler is because you didn't share it with us brothers let's go watch come on look guys i'm i'm hungry i don't know about y'all but i'm a little hungry let's go talk this through in the car get us a bite to eat what'd you guys feel del taco i was thinking more of a jamba juice they use bananas at jamba juice i refuse to go to jamba juice all right you're right you're right all right what chick-fil-a yeah yeah yeah yeah i go for chick-fil-a yeah it's sunday never mind oh god damn it bro every time okay okay what about taco bell oh taco bell's pretty good last time i had del taco bro diarrhea flying out of my butthole for three straight days i'm not going back there it sounded like you're having a blast in the bathroom bathroom was all yours for three days i'm loki trying to be on that vibe i had dale taco and let's just say my peel was brown for at least a week we're looking bruised we need food let's go let's go let's go all right who's driving rick drive yeah i can drive for you guys i'm a pretty good driver i mean these glasses kind of block out a lot of the sunlight sadly but don't worry yo rick when did you get this whip my uncle gave it to me when i uh kind of pushed him down some stairs all right i'm going to get my car over here who's driving with me i could take one or two in my uh lambo oh you got a lambo bro bro this lambo is tight bro and it's yellow it matches your banana exterior all right boys you're locked in jess yes sir oh of course bro i see you driving i'm putting on my seatbelt look at look at mitchell's whip over there bro i will dust your [ __ ] right now bro bro is that a camry you're driving a prius right now you can't even talk hey rick you good back there you can breathe yeah i can breathe pretty well not great but pretty well just don't touch the body back there you got rick in the back you got his fat ass you guys are going nowhere and we got your mother in the back with him you got the mom three two one go oh oh my god is that a toys r us brakes they [Music] oh i'm dying chris my final words chris moby is short [Music] where are we what's going on where are w what is this i think we're in heaven boys is this heaven i think so this is nice bro what is the last thing you guys remember the last thing i remember i was outside of a toys r us mopey's mom was getting unpeeled and i put her in the back of my lamborghini last thing i remember i was in the trunk with moppy's mom and she was tickling my anus what about you i was in the car with mopey and he kept complaining about his mom hanging out with you guys that's crazy because the last thing i remember was we were doing a street race you and mopey were in the car rick was in the trunk with mopey's mom and that's probably what went down in the trunk and i was telling jesse that we're gonna smoke your ass we'll go to taco bell you all just died i went to taco bell and then it wasn't a taco bell and i i'm here wait so you didn't die in a car crash no did i die in a car crash or did i die from mopey's mom giving me aids i'm glad we're dead every day for you you deserve not to be here in heaven hey give me your hands tell us your story did you get here last thing i remember is this dude and this dude to say some [ __ ] about my mom and can we die i do remember in the car i'ma be honest guys i went into a store a frog was serving me and you shot me dead i don't know how yeah now that i i'm thinking of it like the the more i wait like the more the memory becomes clear yeah i went in there i was ordering a bean burrito with a chicken quesadilla next thing i know he just screams at me screaming that this isn't taco bell you oh yeah then i try to get a baja blast and the frog just pulls out a gun says this is del taco mother shoots me dead my god blasted yo yo yo wait what you got what blasted bruh tyler what were you saying nothing i'm actually a little bit mad with you why why did you let rick in the back of your car with your mother who had aids i want to go to hell i don't like you here with you with you you guys are okay i've had it with you too can i go i'm going i don't need your permission yo tyler man look we're sorry we didn't mean it i'm sorry you know we said some things that we find or you could find pretty hurtful wait who the hell is this guy this is god i was going through some tough times because you guys were saying some very disrespectful stuff and i found him and he made things a lot better for me yo god why are you so thick boy like god has all the power in the world so you best know i have the most powerful cheeks on me you decided to take the hair off of your head and put it on your lips no it's on my butt cheeks pleasure to meet you guys though welcome to heaven i just want to know how the tyler made it here after he didn't disclose to our good friend rick that his mother has aids which what's your name [Music] uh ryan tyler your name is not ryan are you lying to god no i didn't know that was my name look it up it says here for you that when you're in elementary school you push your elderly teacher down some stairs and broke her kneecaps you're not you're not supposed to be here i don't know how you actually needed to hear what i'm going to divide my receptionist what are you going to do god you're going to create it don't worry his physical body's still here but his astral one is in hell now for you guys are you supposed to be here god i'm a great guy the other day i let chris borrow five dollars out of the goodness of my heart that is true my lord that is true that five dollars went to great oh great dude why did you bring thick grandma across the road she was elderly her thickness wouldn't allow her kneecaps the strength to cross i helped push the grandmother down the stairs but let her cross the street sorry we go to hell too please please oh no not my best friend please not my best friend i see that you're sad we have to go to hell okay i'll do a light one for you okay my friends hey man you know i'm a good guy god i pray i i'd be praying once in a while what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] we're in hell we're in hell he wasn't playing around god just smited us i think it actually doesn't feel that hot in here wait guys heaven just had god so does that mean hell has the devil guys oh [ __ ] my name is lucifer you guys just made your way to hell i'm guessing you went through the weirdo at heaven huh god that your brother yeah he's a weird one why is it not hot in here like there's a lot of fire but it actually feels pretty good see this is actually a projection i like to keep it 70 degrees in here any higher it's a little too hot for my taste people always go oh hell is all dark fire no we just vibe we kick it projector fires it's actually you feel how nice it is in here it's actually perfect for bananas too uh wait uh xbox or ps4 we're team ps4 up in hell i'm liking hell already you know it's it's pretty cool so far um but we're just wondering why did how did we get here how did we get here well for starters if you're under five foot seven you're automatically in hell all the short people we vibe here we respect the short people here though rickle tickle you aren't allowed within 100 feet of a preschool that's automatic hell you did you prank call of domino's once yeah but that's why in fifth grade yep okay i don't forget but bro it's a vibe here i'm just curious with this whole health thing like this is all new to me like it's not hot can you actually like produce fire or like something hot like like there's a reason i'm the devil you guys want to taste me i mean that's a thing oh [ __ ] what why are you spraying this with your juices hold on you know if they will get some give me come on i get some too on your knees on your knees i don't have a niece keep going okay i'm gonna try this hot sauce um [Music] oh oh [ __ ] oh my god that's hot what did you think would happen you you're next get over your boy i'd rather jump oh my god what why where does he go when he jumps down from hell where is he is he gone forever no he's gonna respond this is hell you can't go anywhere oh there he is on your knees on your knees boy okay i'm just gonna wait for him right here all right i realize i'm stuck here yeah what do you want from me i want you to suck all my peppa bubba suck it up tyler come back come on come on i don't want to suck no pepper over there man don't make me suck a pepper come on dude like rick should we just just show them how it's done yeah i don't mind oh i always checked the pepper i kind of tasted it already yeah you were the first taste i i tasted it it was hot oh my god i shouldn't swallow this [ __ ] like just suck his pepper bro why are you being difficult like we all did it it's weird like no homo like just say no homo you're gonna get a bad rap if you don't do it bro you're weird if you don't suck his pepper all right devil uh tyler would like to tell you something what's that tyler no homo may i suck your pepper yes i've been waiting good [ __ ] tyler psych you ain't getting stuck [Music] oh [ __ ] y'all mad gay you didn't actually have to suck my pepper i just wanted to see the way your banana swung and y'all are swinging tree to goddamn tree this is just the spawn point of hell [ __ ] all right yo let's go to the beach boys if we're going to the beach i'm gonna need a few things first i can't swim second off are there sharks not in hell there's no sharks oh oh are there dolphins there are dolphins rickle tickle there are friendly dolphins in hell all right let's go boys welcome to the real hell enjoy yourselves oh my god this place is beautiful let's go boys let's go [Music] oh yeah if you guys made it to the end of the video make sure you subscribe to the channel turn on post notifications i'm only posting bangers here i'll see you guys next time peace

Channel: JesseVR

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Length: 14min 11sec (851 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 03 2020