You know, When you
do 3,000 shows, it turns out you have a
lot of favorite moments. Here are just a few of them. [MUSIC - ALOE BLACC, "MAKE WAY"] (SINGING) They
gonna talk about me. Thank you for being
our very first show! I have a gift for you. It's a welcome mat. It's a welcome mat! Thank you. It's just all exciting, and
we're just getting warmed up. (SINGING) Make way for me. You know I'm going to be. Legendary. Yeah! (SINGING) Steady on my grind,
got no time for playing games. Money on my mind, I'm kicking
ass, I'm taking names. The heat is on, get
out of the kitchen if you can't handle the flames. I'm hustling, I was born to win,
ain't never going to change. I have this terrible
laugh sometimes. Do I call you sir? King. No, you just call me Paul. Paul? Yes. OK, Paul. OK, Ellie. OK, Pauly Paul. (SINGING) But the whole
world's gonna know my name. Watch what happens when
you hit this button. (SINGING) Are you ready? Are you ready? Let's go. That's a good stretch. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo-hoo! I never been so happy
in my whole life! [SCREAMING] Mother[BLEEP], stop it! Is this the first time
you've been on TV before? No honey, I've
been on TV before. I was on-- listen, I'll
be honest with you. Yeah. I love Jesus, but
I drink a little. [LAUGHTER] This is really incredible. 1,000. If I had $1 for every show
I did, I'd need a new agent. But seriously-- The world really
has changed so much. We have elected our first
African-American president. When we started this show,
same-sex marriage wasn't legal, and look who's wearing
a wedding ring now. George Clooney's office
is next to our stage. What we've done is we've
set up a camera and a trap, not a trap. Not a trap. Look what he did. Put something down and grabs. It doesn't work. Come on, George! Come on! [MUSIC PLAYING] Ready? Ready? You ready? Yes. All right. Oh, my God! Oh, God! Oh! Why do you keep doing
that over and over again? [INAUDIBLE] Oh my God. Bradley plays a chef
in the new movie, so we thought we'd
do a cooking demo. Look at the carrots, oh. It's important to taste them
to make sure they're delicious. Mm. Dennis Quaid is here! Dennis Quaid is here! Dennis Quaid wants a coffee. Dennis Quaid wants a coffee. Wait, am I seeing
wheatgrass there? Wait, am I seeing
wheatgrass anywhere? No, yeah. Wheatgrass is right here. We can do a shot-- Take out some scissors
from your purse. I would like-- and just
start chopping some. Can I chop some off? Thank you. Do you want a bag to put it in? All right, put it in your mouth. Put it in your mouth
and chew on it. For only the fourth
time in the 90 year history of Warner Brothers,
Stage One forevermore will be now known
as the Ellen Stage. It's an honor to be here. You're the gold standard on
television and off television. It's just so nice
to be on your show. Thank you. Thank you. You're so sweet. [MUSIC - THE WEEKND, "BLINDING
LIGHTS"] (SINGING) Oh, I'm
blinded by the lights. No, I can't sleep until
I feel your touch. You are here on a
very special day. Today, we're celebrating the
20th anniversary of the coming out episode of my sitcom. You took that on so that
people like me could be here. Who was your first crush? A girl named Susie Phreaks. I ruined it, and I loved her
all the way through high school, and-- you know, I've done all right. Yeah. I'm sorry, I'm kind of
distracted right now. I just-- I just-- Hey Ellen. Hi, Brad. What are you doing? Don't mind me. I just came to see the show. Great show, by the way, so far. You're killing it! Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome to-- you
want to come sit down here? No, I'm good. Let me see the
candy magic trick. OK. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Where's the coin? Which hand is it in? I'm going to say this one. Yes. And I say this with just
the deepest love for you. You make everybody feel better. You make everybody feel better. Turn off the news,
turn on Ellen. You will feel better. You have done so many amazing
things for millions of people. And I am just so
grateful for everything you do for this country. [MUSIC - THE WEEKND, "BLINDING
LIGHTS"] (SINGING) I'm blinded
by the lights. No, I can't sleep until
I feel your touch. How about that? How about that? I-- thank you for-- thank you to the editors
who put that together. That was very
emotional to watch, and I can't believe
what we've accomplished. Again, thank you to my
entire staff and crew who make it fun every
single day, and I just-- I just am so proud of
everything we've done. Thank you so much. We'll be back.
