You can hear them. You can hear them. I can. Actually, I can feel them. Hi, that's the most
important thing. You can feel them. You can see the smiles. They're paying attention
because they respond and stuff. They're not just photographs. You're 3D to me. Yeah. Oh, they can laugh too. You are here because you're my
friend and we're celebrating our 3,000th show. And you were here the
very first season. It was your daytime
television debut. What do you remember
about being here? I really honestly could never
forget anything like that because it's such a wild
experience to be on a TV show. And it's still-- and now
we're friends and so much has happened. But it's just so crazy to think. Yeah, I remember I was going
to say I always had that BMW shirt and that leather jacket. My whole outfit I think
probably cost about $8, got it at a vintage-- or not
even vintage clothing store, like secondhand clothing
store and I was so pumped. And I think I probably
wore that outfit-- I'm actually just shocked I
didn't offend you with my smell because I wore
those clothes a lot. No, you did not offend me. And the next time you were
here, I admired your sweater, and then you gave it to me. I know, I did give you-- I still have it. I gave you a lot of my
clothing for some reason. Yeah, every time
I compliment you, you were the guy that gives
you the shirt off your back. Yeah, oh, literally. Yeah, you have been home
a lot because everybody has been home a lot. And I know what a
family man you are. You love your girls. They must have loved
having you home. They did. It's so funny because
there's so little. It's almost like
they didn't know much else in their tiny
amount of life they've lived. So as far as they're
concerned, we just love to stay home with them. I feel like years from now
when we look back on this time, it will probably wind up being,
because obviously, we all know what the bad
is, but the good is that you get to see them
grow up in real time and that you never necessarily
get to see it in the same way again because you're
there for all of it. But you love-- I know how much time you spend
with them except for when-- I prefer them. I love them. They're so fun. They are fun. Most of the time. Yes, well, they're children
so they're not supposed to be fun all the time. Sometimes they're annoying
because I do kids things. The only time
you're not with them is when you're away for weeks
at a time getting a tattoo. Yes. The tattoo you just got,
how long did this-- let's show the tattoo. It's your entire leg. And how long did this take? It took a very long time. It took like three
different sessions. Yeah, there it is. That was when it
was brand new so it was even darker than it is now. And I would take my pants
off and show everybody. But I don't think
that's allowed. No, on the 3,000th show
that is actually allowed. 3,000th show, boom,
shirt for you. I'll be naked. No, it sucked. It sucks. It hurts. To get a tattoo is not fun. But it turned out great and
I get to have it forever and it never has to hurt again. Yeah, that's like
having a child. It's kind of. Yeah, except the tattoo. I don't understand
it and you have many. So is it just one leg
that you got done? For now. You're going to get
your second leg done. Well, now, the other leg
looks lonely and sad. Yeah. I need to go-- Do you have to wax
before you tattoo a leg? I did wax my leg for the tattoo. I had never done that before. That also sucks. Yes. The one thing I'll say,
which will probably make you roll your eyes, but
when the pain is really bad and you can't help it because
it's not not going to happen, because you can't move because
then it'll screw the tattoo up, right? You can't flinch and freak
out because then the needle will screw it up. You kind of have to
go somewhere else. It's kind of a weird
meditation and you can make some of the pain go away, some. But then it comes
back and it sucks. Yeah, anyway, that's enough
time talking about that because that was going
somewhere else already. So Blake and Gwen
are getting married and they're planning a wedding. I think I'm the maid of honor,
she said that I could be. She hasn't called me. She said it on the show,
but I'm sure she meant it. What are you going to do? Are you going to
sing at the wedding? I don't support their marriage. [LAUGHTER] You're going to be
standing up, I am the one. I am the guy. Does anybody object? She's so cool and he's not. He's not cool but he's
very funny and very smart. He is vaguely charming. I miss this. I missed making so
much fun of him. Yeah, well, you'll go to
the wedding and do it. I'll go to the wedding
and I'll object. Yeah, I will probably
not be invited now, but I'm saying this
on live television. But I'll be there somehow. I'll be your date. Let's go together. Let's go. Let's just crash. Yeah, I have to show this. No, I want to show the video
because I was in your video. It just hit 3 billion views
probably because of me, Girls Like You. I think it is because
of you actually. So how weird you're
on my 3,000th show, you just hit 3 billion
views of a video I was in. All right, so I was in
it just for a minute. I was one of many girls,
women that you asked, but I was actually featured. I have the actual cut of what
the video was supposed to be. But I'll show you
what I was in and then I'll show you what was
supposed to happen. Let's see. [MUSIC - MAROON 5 FT.
CARDI B, "GIRLS LIKE YOU"] (SINGING) I need a
girl like you yeah Maybe it's 6:45 Maybe I'm barely alive Maybe you've taken my [MUTED]
for the last time yeah Maybe I know that I'm drunk Maybe I know you're the one Maybe I'm thinking it
is better if you drive Oh, cause girls like you
run around with guys like me till sun down When I come through I need
a girl like you yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, I need a girl like you yeah, yeah I need a girl like you yeah [APPLAUSE] I think it's an improvement.
