One of the best things about hosting
the show is that I get to bring joy and laughter to the world. But the second best thing is that it
makes me very, very rich. But I wanted to take advantage of the celebrity
lifestyle with one of my famous friends. So I called up Britney Spears and I took
her to the Westfield Fashion Square Mall. I told her we could do whatever we
wanted because we were famous, and here's what happened. Totally agree that you're right about
the falling oil prices, I mean, right? >> The whole global economy, and
you're absolutely right with that. Here's the thing that I believe. That you are a huge celebrity. And I think,
just run the stop sign, who cares. Just run it. >> Okay. You need to take advantage
of your celebrity. You park right there. Just stop. Yep, all right? [MUSIC] Excuse me, excuse me. We're celebrities. We have to go through, we're celebrities. We're very big celebrities, thank you. >> See, that's what we do. >> Yeah.
>> Hi, we're celebrities, all right. Just, just let's go. [MUSIC] There's a Channel counter. >> It's Channel, Channel.
>> Chanel. >> I thought it's Channel. >> It's Chanel. >> I want Chanel 4. I'm on Chanel 4 at 3:00. [MUSIC] >> Wanna punch that thing right there? >> Yes, you wanna punch it? >> Kick it. My God, kick it. Kick it. You kick it. You better work, bitch. >> Punch it, Ellen, punch it. >> We're better on an angle,
we're celebrities. Angry celebrities. You know what we should do? Anything we want. Come on, let's go. >> Are you serious? >> Yeah, let's go. >> My God, I'm scared, Ellen. >> Let's go, come on. >> Ellen, really? >> My God, [BLEEP] I'm scared. Okay. >> All right. [MUSIC] >> I've never owned a suit before. >> Yeah, you would look good in a suit. Do you think that's too big for her? >> I think it's perfect. >> Good,
that's what you're supposed to say. What is your name, sir? >> Anthony. >> So this would be 100% discount
because she's a celebrity. >> That'll work. >> Okay, great, good. [MUSIC] Somebody stole something, I can hear it. >> Yeah. >> So weird. [MUSIC] Hello, how are you? This is Brittney. >> I'm Britney
>> Nice to meet you. >> My god.
>> We're big celebrities, how old are you? >> I'm 14. >> 14,
what do you wanna do when you get older? >> I wanna become a doctor. >> No, no, you know what you should be? >> Who, what? >> A celebrity. >> That's gonna be fun. >> Yeah, it's much better than a doctor,
you know how much doctors make? Eh, I don't know. But you know how much celebrities make? A lot. >> [LAUGH]
>> So, you'd have to go to college
to be a doctor, right? >> Yeah.
>> Nope, nope. >> Waste of time. >> [LAUGH]
>> Celebrities. Neither of us went to college and
look at us. >> Maybe you could do both. >> Don't tell him to do both. >> Everybody, gather around,
we're People's Choice Award winners. And we'd like to start people early to
understand what is important in life and that is, money and celebrity, kids, okay? >> [LAUGH]
>> Hi little girl. Hi, I'm Dory. Let me sign your shirt. >> [LAUGH]
>> My name is Ellen, but I'm Dory in the movie. Just keep swimming, just keep swimming. So parents, I can't stress to you enough. I mean, I know it's important. It's a big job. It's a big responsibility to be a parent. The most important thing,
start auditioning them early. Start putting them on diets. Get them to get their skin,
facials, get massages, you know? If you wanna be taken
care of by your children. Start auditioning them now. You're welcome. >> Thank you guys, we're out. >> You're welcome. [MUSIC] How do you walk through a mall like that? How do you walk? >> Just like,
use your hips because hips don't lie. >> All right. >> Just use your hips like that and
you can out also it helps. So, put your hands on your hips. >> I feel like I'm marching,
and you're strutting. >> My God, it's a baby one. >> Aw, take it. >> Okay. >> You can have it. >> She's a celebrity, it's okay. >> I'm stealing. >> You're not stealing, do you understand? >> Britney Spears is a big celebrity and
she'd like some ice cream. >> What kind? Do you want to sample anything? >> I Dough, I Dough >> When we say sample,
she's a big celebrity so, no. No, no, no, she's a big celebrity,
a giant, giant amount. She wants to taste it,
she's not sure until she gets a lot. [MUSIC] More than that, please. Britney Spears is very, very
famous, very wealthy, she has more money than Ben or
Jerry, put together. >> [LAUGH]. >> Don't you? >> I don't know. >> I think you do. >> Do you want any toppings? >> I'd like some toppings,
you can give that to her and a spoon, and I'd just want some toppings. >> What kind of toppings would you like? >> Like sprinkles maybe? >> You don't want them in a cup? >> I don't like cups [MUSIC] More. >> You don't want ice cream? [MUSIC] >> More, and
then whatever's in the register. >> [LAUGH]
>> Are you gonna eat? >> I really wasn't thinking this through. >> Nah. >> We're gonna sit down and eat. >> Great. >> [LAUGH] >> These sprinkles are not good on their own. >> [LAUGH] >> Do you feel like we're on display? >> [LAUGH]
>> A little bit. >> I feel like people are looking at us. >> [LAUGH]
>> We're like zoo animals in here. >> [LAUGH]
>> [SOUND] >> [LAUGH] >> You scared me. >> [SOUND]
>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] [MUSIC] >> Can you do me a favor? >> Sure. >> What's your name? >> Annetta. >> Annetta, would you like the dimes-
>> Don't tell her that. >> Why? Why?
>> Walk around the thing. >> She's the one who
said I want some money. And I said,
well then we'll go to the fountain. >> I didn't want any money. >> Yeah, you said it. >> So,
obviously we don't want the pennies, but we want any of the silver ones,
like nickels, dimes. Will you grab some? Whatever you can grab? Thanks. >> You want to get a nickel? >> Yeah,
cuz we're gonna give it to charity. >> Sure, all right. There, put that in your
purse that you stole. It's exhausting being a celebrity. >> It is. >> Yeah, I gotta take a nap. >> [LAUGH]
[MUSIC] >> Ahh. >> You little [BLEEP]. >> [LAUGH]
>> That was so mean. >> All right, go to sleep. [MUSIC] >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]
>> It says dream. Ellen. >> What? [MUSIC] >> It says dream. >> I was dreaming until you woke me up. >> Sorry. >> I was sound asleep. >> Okay, I'm gonna go to sleep, too. [MUSIC] >> [APPLAUSE]
>> Thank you Britney. The name of Britney's new CD is called,
Glory, and you're all gonna go home with a copy. We'll be right back.
