A Bit of Fry and Laurie - A word, Timothy

hello father mother said you see yes yes come in Timothy I just wanted a word I wondered if you could oh damn this draw just don't seem to be able to open it uh would you mind oh yes yes it's true every word is true I tried to fight it but I knew it was useless it's true father Timothy it's time you knew who you were I know who I am father no child you do not I'm Timothy Forrest no I wish apostle but no sit 25 years ago the doctors told your mother and me that it would be impossible for us ever to have children oh why not I can't remember the exact reason it was something to do with penises I think we've decided to adopt a child I see and you chose me after a great deal of shopping around yes from a new edge of town orphanage that had opened just outside Royston did they tell you who my real parents worked please Timothy let me tell this in my own way in my own time in my own clothes on your seventh birthday a man called round to this house his name was furlough ruff he took out a small multi bladed knife and he placed it in this drawer the drawer that you have just opened Timothy he then closed the drawer and said that only the chosen one would be able to open it Timothy you are the chosen one I am and this is Burwell V Avenger the weapon of the chosen one tomorrow is your 25th birthday and you must leave us to go in search of punic the destroyer the Beast golly when the fog rises above the cylinder of eyeless then punic will strike his kingdom shall be numberless and darkness will blight the land all men will be slaves and the time of weeping will begin only the chosen one can stop him so it is written in the rooms of a'lamin goth so it must be and only per whale the Avenger can pierce the armor of the Beast I knew it what it sounds funny father but you might last like I knew there was something I realized now that I've been waiting for this moment all my life yes yes it must be so so where will I find this this beast this punic the destroyer he lives far beyond in Saffron Walden Safran wolf right you must go there surprise is the key if he knew that you were after him he would set the minions of three-c-- on you become a part of the community get a job in a canning factory bide your time and how will I know this beasts only teach the wise one can tell you these peace after six months when you have been accepted by the saffron walden community then furlough roth will call on you and show you how you might find peace and together set out on your quest to rid the world of punic forever yes yes it shall be done no take Burwell V Avenger go upstairs and wash your hands for lunch well I think you swallowed it thank God get that lazy little sod out of the house learning is living

Channel: Stefano Morciano

Views: 1,635,051

Rating: 4.9409885 out of 5

Keywords: bit, of, hugh, laurie, stephen, fry, chosen, one, timothy, bbc, british, comedy

Id: 8U7GKdbiA2c

Length: 4min 28sec (268 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 10 2008

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[u/bernsteinschroeder]

Brilliant show.