7 Times You Totally Showed That Jerk from the Start of the Game | Part 2

we've spoken before on the channel about the greatest feeling in video games getting to totally own a jerk who was mean to you at the start of the game when you were a total scrub oh yeah that's the stuff but those are by no means the only times it has happened and there are loads of other video game jerks who roasted us beat us up or cut bits off us at the start of the game only to change their tune when we came back later fully powered up and ready to rumble here there are seven video game jerks who maybe should have thought twice before giving us a hard time enjoy amber where spoilers ahead for the following games [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] there's a saying i like one sword keeps another in the sheath sometimes the threat of violence alone is a deterrent sometimes by taking a life others can be preserved it's the code the samurai lived by a soldier and a philosopher the very start of metal gear rising revengeance has you trying to stop the prime minister of an african country from being kidnapped by cyborg ninjas because hideo kojima does not [ __ ] about oh you're saying give war a chance [Applause] unfortunately for you things go about as badly as it's possible to go in that the prime minister gets killed and then you get totally owned by one of the cyborg ninjas the ludicrously op jet stream sam this is one of those boss fights that you have to lose for story reasons although it must be said i'm not sure it was necessary for us to lose quite this hard as ryden both has his eyes sliced out and has an arm cut off [Music] to paraphrase oscar wilde to lose one arm may be regarded as a misfortune to lose two looks like carelessness the bonus upside of this robo owning however is that it makes it all the sweeter later in the game when you get another shot at jet stream sam only this time you've leveled up honed your skills and oh yeah got in touch with your cackling insane murderous alter ego called jack the ripper i think it's time for jack which i imagine will help oh also you now have a motorbike and a robot wolf you're basically in a much better position to be fighting jetstream sam is what i'm saying which definitely pays off as you're able to not only hold your own against sam but actually outclass him finally defeating him and avenging your eye and your arm both of which we were definitely still using my time's over finally nothing can ruin this moment not even a judgy robot wolf was this outcome necessary evidence inconclusive well i feel better blade wolf so to paraphrase oscar wilde shut up guess who's waking up over here time to cash out will you get it over with maybe cons kill people without looking them in the face but i ain't a fink dick fallout games usually like to kick things off with a bit of adversity to motivate you on your quest like killing your spouse and kidnapping your son or having a robot destroy your birthday cake i will avenge you possibly the most infuriating of all however sorry fallout 4 spouse is what happens at the start of fallout new vegas where you are unceremoniously shot in the head and left for dead by benny a man with an annoying face an annoying jacket and an even more annoying voice courtesy of friends actor matthew perry truth is the game was rigged from the start [Music] could i be any more dead friends reference well yes it turns out you could be considerably more dead seeing as you are actually still alive and so begins your quest ostensibly to retrieve the platinum poker chip you were supposed to be delivering but really i think we can all agree to kill benny and do some kind of retro futuristic dance on his grave luckily fallout new vegas recognizes that most players will be itching to get their own back on mr shottus in the head and so offers a truly dazzling array of ways in which to do it if you're the fair fight type you can take him on one on one in a roman style gladiatorial coliseum or if you prefer you can choose for him to be crucified instead lovely happy now you twisted bum well i ain't gonna give you the satisfaction or here's fun why not gain access to his suite at the tops casino and shoot him with his own gun the very gun he shot you with in the first place for sheer weirdness however may we recommend the benny killing option available to female characters with the black widow perk in which you have sex with benny and then kill him in his sleep more like chandler bang what bethesda in their infinite wisdom chose to have this sequence of events illustrated by a black screen leaving matthew perry to sell the entire thing through his voice acting let's see how he does you're platinum pussycat you know how to swing nice charlie's too give him a shake for the ben man will you hello oh that was a nice bit of hey hey girlie you're real ring-a-ding broad hold me will you i swear you wore me out really paint a picture huh oh he believed he could silence the cacophony in his mind and find peace beyond a place he called the plains of silence he now had the vehicle the weapons the provisions and the fortitude he only needed the fuel scabber scrotus may sound like something you'd want your dermatologist to prescribe you some cream for but is actually the name of the villain in the 2015 mad max game who kicks off proceedings by having you kicked off to sleep by his warboys and stealing your car the iconic v8 interceptor [Applause] listen my apostles of apple you've hunted well even though this all happens in a cut scene max does try and stop it from happening and to be fair usually when you chainsaw someone's head mostly in half they have the good manners to die from it not squirters though who continues the kicking off theme by kicking you off his land mover and into the barren desert leaving you for dead but this isn't mildly perturbed max this isn't moderately irked max this is mad max so it's time to get a new car called the magnum opus and set off across the wasteland to rip those stupid nostril pipes out of his stupid face you confront scrotus a few times throughout the game but eventually you get to square off against him one-on-one well almost one-on-one he's in a car and you're not but i think it's about as good odds as we're gonna get in this game because it turns out the car is vulnerable to exploding harpoons and while scrotus is apparently immune to having sharp things put into his head he is apparently super vulnerable to having sharp things taken out of his head revenge has never tasted so sweet no wait that's blood it tastes bad point still stands though stand back prisoner we won't hesitate to kill you if you get in our way stay put let's go we're not out of this yet in the elder scrolls iv oblivion you start the game in prison and then escape with patrick stewart who is presumably there as punishment for voicing the poop emoji in the emoji movie let me see your face you are the one from my dreams then the stars were right and this is the day gods give me strength before even that however you encounter another character a gunman named valen drath who is for want of a better term a raging turbotic hey what else you're a little far from the forest huh looks like your days of woodland frolicking have come to a tragic end giraffe occupies the cell opposite yours and exists solely to dunk on you about your chosen fantasy race and then inform you that you're going to die in prison oh didn't you know no one ever leaves this prison alive you're going to die and hear red god clearly this is a favorite hobby for him as he has roasts lined up for all the playable people types from nords my my you're a big one annoyed i guess right so strong but you can't bend steel can you boy you can't do anything to get out of here tikka takajits that's it there's a rat in my cell kashit a fat tasty rat does the kitty want it is the kitty hungry how does he respond if you pick dunmer same as him great question he tells you he's going to sleep with your wife you got a wife back home tell you what i'm getting out of here in a couple of weeks when i get back to morrowind i'll look her up she must be so lonely don't you worry eh i'll take care of her long after you're dead oh that's right you're going to die so an all-round nice guy then sadly at this point in the game you can't do anything about dreath's taunting as these bars are pretty sturdy but luckily later on there is a way to not only get revenge on valen dreth for his cruel taunts but also to get paid doing so thanks to the dark brotherhood cyrodiil's premier social organization and murder club get in with the dark brotherhood and they'll start sending you on assignments to assassinate targets for them by an extraordinary stroke of good fortune one of these contracts is for valendra himself who presumably insulted the wrong person on his quest to well insult everyone in cyrodiil i guess it was bound to happen eventually valendra has been imprisoned for many years his tongue is sharp but his body is limp and frail he will prove an easy pleasurable kill yeah you don't know the half of it mate anyway valendrath is still in prison which means he'll have to break back into it in order to get to him which is no easy feat and what if we get there and realize that some more time in prison has changed him and he's become a better person after all is not the goal of any prison system rehabilitation and i'll remember that when i'm lying on the beaches of somerset isle with your wife you imperial pig ah fair enough still all the hassle of getting here is totally worth it to see the dawning realization on his face that you're back and you're not here to free him what you filthy little maggot when i get out of here you're dead you hear me dead or i mean it would be if oblivion's facial animations were better [Music] mega man x starts with you the titular x having a great old time running around a highway blasting robot bees with your gun arms when you love what you do you never work a day in your life however your good time is cut short almost immediately by the arrival of vile a bad robot riding around in a slightly bigger robot who is here to kill you and won't take no for an answer on account of being invincible luckily you get saved by xero a much more dynamic capable hero which is very cool and not at all humiliating [Music] how am i the one called megaman and he's the one called zero anyway you get a chance to atone for this embarrassing defeat later in the game when you get to go one on one with vile without his ride suit and while he can still be a challenge firing energy bolts and jetting unpredictably around the screen you're going to have a much much easier time defeating him than you did at the start of the game when it was i remind you literally impossible or if you really want to rub it in you can one shot him with a secret unlockable weapon ryu from street fighters hadouken [Music] then to make things all the sweeter zero tells you how much better you are than him now and then dies [Music] [Applause] [Music] honestly this day's really turned around ah i mean r.i.p zero you really were the best of us i never asked for this at the start of deus ex human revolution adam jensen isn't exactly what you'd call a deadly killing machine i mean apart from that beard i think it's definitely pointy enough to put an eye out maybe that's why everyone's wearing sunglasses that lack of firepower is what allows adam to be totally and unequivocally owned during the game's opening mission when a bunch of augmented terrorists led by jaron neymar shoot up your office and choke slam you through a television [Music] whoa that was almost a full 360. guess that's the human revolution the title is talking about then to add injury to injury he shoots you in the head which if you ask me is both rude and uncalled for luckily for you adam works for a company that makes human augmentations and adam's near-death state is the perfect excuse for them to jam a billion dollars worth of experimental nanotechnology into his shattered body which doesn't do wonders for adam's personality but does significantly increase his ability to fire bombs out of his spine a 100 increase according to these numbers [Music] so swings and roundabouts as such the next time you meet neymar things go very differently not least because he is now cosplaying as a piece from a traveling body worlds exhibition you should have stayed dead jensen now the tables have turned and you get to batter him senseless for a change even more so if you neglected to update your biochip a trick which would leave you at a disadvantage for this fight if you'd done it but we didn't in your face neymar and also in your chest in your back in your everything basically we like to be thorough the divine air last we stood together was your uncle's funeral dark souls developer from software is so obsessed with you dying that in saqiro's shadows die twice you play as a character who can come back to life after dying so you die twice as many times the absolute sickos loyal wolf take my blood and live again because they love watching you die in their games sakiro kicks off with a rock hard boss battle against ghanichiro ashana a samurai leader armed with an impressive coat and a sword as tall as he is in our way as with many souls born games this is a brutally difficult first fight that you're supposed to lose for story reasons after which your arm will be hacked off and replaced with a cool samurai prosthetic that can fire grappling hooks my left arm what did you do to me or if you're good enough you can actually win the fight at which point your arm will be hacked off and replaced with a cool samurai prosthetic that can fire grappling hooks either way you're coming out of this fight with two things a cool samurai prosthetic that can fire grappling hooks and an insatiable thirst for revenge against ashina something the game is only too happy to pay off many many hours down the road when you face off against ashna once again on the plus side this fight is actually properly winnable unlike the first time you faced off so that's the good news the bad news is gennichiro is tougher than a two dollar stake and just when you think you've beaten him he takes his shirt off and reveals he has lightning powers [Music] which gotta say not what i'd call a nice surprise still there's nothing quite like the sense of satisfaction that comes from finally beating the dude who cut off our arm in the first place all the way back at the start of the game although i guess if he hadn't done that we wouldn't have a cool samurai prosthetic that fires grappling hooks so i guess we're even gonna churro [Music] hey thanks so much for watching this video about seven times you showed that jerk from the start of the game but why don't you show that jerk from the start of this video i.e me by clicking on one of these two videos i don't want you to do it but you'd really be showing me if you did get me get me good it would oh no they're doing it they're clicking on it i hope is it working

Channel: outsidexbox

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Keywords: outsidexbox, andy farrant, jane douglas, mike channell, list, top 10, top 5, countdown, 7 things, funny, listicle, jerk, start of the game, valen dreth, oblivion, dark brotherhood, mad max, scabrous scrotus, vile, mega man x, jetstream sam, metal gear rising revengeance, benny, fallout new vegas, jaron namir, deus ex, human revolution, genichiro, ashina, sekiro, shadows die twice, boss fight, boss, win, lose

Id: nVUqMcn-6HE

Length: 18min 44sec (1124 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 30 2021