6 Things Only Adults Noticed In Skyrim...

even though Skyrim is rated M the Elder Scrolls games are generally seen as safer for younger audiences with sites like Common Sense Media approving Skyrim for ages 12 and up now if we're talking about modding Skyrim that's a completely different story but in today's video we'll be taking a look at six things only adults noticed when playing Skyrim number one while exploring an isolated ice cave in Northern Skyrim you'll come across a necromancer named arendel who is an army of Undead female males which have been brought back to life by his Unholy magic if the presence of an entirely female population of Undead minions doesn't flip your switch immediately then arondil's Journal most certainly will according to the Necromancer he exhumed a few test subjects all female and was stunned to find his mind wandering again to the woman of Dawnstar we'll spare you the grizzli details but know this according to arendel one of these female ghosts was connecting with him on a level no woman of Flesh and Blood could do essentially what arendel is doing is kidnapping women killing them and then reanimating them to be as Playmates it's pretty disgusting when you think about it I'd advise any players currently in a Skyrim playthrough to travel to yville and put this creep to rest before he gets to our dear waifu Sara number two speaking of Sana if you've played through the Dawn Guard DLC then you're probably already in love with her chances are you try to marry her after completing the Dawn Guard story line and were pissed when you realize she wasn't a marriage candidate in Skyrim yeah we've all been there anyway during the dard story line S reveals how she became a vampire and at first you'd probably think she just got bit by another vampire or something well no San explains that she gained her vampirism through a ritual in which members of her family pledge thems to the dric prince molak bar who is the god of domination and is also known as the king of let's just call it the king of violation to respect YouTube's guidelines so yes that's how s became a vampire she was forced to partake in a ritual with mol Bal if you know what I mean number three the dragon born had a one night stand with a hug Raven Yes you heard that correctly the quest A Night to Remember starts off with a conversation at the bannard May when a mage Named Sam guen challenges the player to a meat drinking contest if you take him up on the offer you'll start Downing a couple of bottles of meat until suddenly everything turns black the dragon born wakes up in marar Temple of debella completely confused while being yelled at by a priestess of debella who explains how you drunkenly destroyed a temple and demands that you get out after leaving the temple you'll soon discover that you bought a wedding ring from White Run's local drug dealer your solder but you'll quickly learn that you actually didn't pay for the ring and you lost it during your drunken r Rampage with Sam now why did you steal that wedding ring because you were about to marry a hagra named Moira that you double teamed with Sam the night before once you find Moira ask her for the ring back and she'll quickly reveal that you also slept with her friend esmaa who is another hug Raven and then she'll proceed to attack you as payback so yeah the dragon born slept with two different haug Ravens all in just one night and also probably slept with Lydia too knowing her number four now for going to talk about adult moments in Skyrim we would be crazy not to bring up the dirtiest man in all of Tamriel cus curio cus was first introduced to the series back in 2002 with the release of morrowwind where he plays a rather interesting part in the main storyline he basically forces you to get completely naked in front of him in order for you to advance to the next part of the main story right after this he'll then ask you for a kiss so yeah he's a pretty Odd Fellow and not only did he do all that but he also is the author of The wildly successful adult book The Lusty Argonian mate which you've probably already stumbled across a few times during your time in Skyrim but if you've never taken the time to read this book then oh boy you're in for a treat I won't go too deep into the nitty-gritty but the main character crus CTO no relation to crus curo we're sure says that the Argonian maid has plenty of time to polish his spear with her strong leg eggs and her oven wasn't hot enough for C's loaf which is yet to rise it's a pretty creepy book but when you take a look at the man behind it it makes a lot of sense the reason I've come to your bedroom to return your bow of which I finished polishing a mighty bow is it not long durable and made of the finest wood tug on it go ahead does it not feel good number five this one is definitely the craziest to the innocent mind Helga's bunk house may seem just like another normal Building inside the massive world of Skyrim but oh boy would you be mistaken when you first walk inside the bunk house you're first greeted by Helga who says if you're looking for a bed this is the wrong place so clearly this isn't just some kind of Inn but if it's not an inn then why are there a bunch of beds inside the bunk house is this some kind of mattress store or something if you take a closer look at the desk you'll notice a random note titled until next time which reads sweet Helga last night was the most wonderful night of my life the things you showed me the things we did I could never have dreamed that it was possible who even knew that someone could manipulate their body in that manner while wearing dri armor boots you're a true Master of the dibler Arts my love a credit to your religion perhaps we'll meet again soon but next time allow me to bring the trout your secret lover there's definitely more to this place than I thought if you go to Helga's room you'll notice that she has four different stamina potions on her shelf my innocent mind can't fathom what she's doing with four different stamina potions in her bedroom and next to the potions there's a strong box filled with gold gold for doing what exactly next in Helga's room is the book series we just talked about the Lusty Argonian maid and you all know what kind of book that is look under the bed and you'll find leather strips and a a Tusk what the hell is she doing with a hawker Tusk under a bed wait why does she also have a huge jar of honey on a dresser wait a minute oh God it's a brothel yes that's right there's a brothel in Skyrim and if all the evidence wasn't enough just take a look at her bet there are prisoner shackles attached to her bet for whatever reason number six if you travel to marar You'll first notice an innocent woman getting brutally murdered in Cold Blood but after that you'll notice a man named hogne red arm who claims to have the bloodiest beef in the reach and it turns out he does because he's literally selling human meat yes if you do a little digging in Mar's Hall of the Dead you'll notice some of the Dead have been eaten that's because hogy and a few of his friends have been eating them during a quest called The Taste of death you'll have the choice to also become a cannibal if you decide to pursue the path of cannibalism you'll eventually meet for a feast where you'll be be introduced to a bunch of everyday NPCs that are also human eaters such as lisbet who is the shopkeeper of an leaf and Son's Trading Company in marar one of my customers did you know I inherited the store from my late husband shame what happened to him he had such good taste and you'll also find Banning there who runs the stables in marar and finally you'll find hogy the bloodiest beef in the re ah now that is a good question where does hogna get the finest freshest meat from all over to reach the answer is simple Orcs are you [ __ ] for real

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Length: 8min 17sec (497 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 29 2023