5 Real Cocktails That Should Not Exist

this episode of the modern rogue is brought to you by hunt a killer head on over to hunt a killer.com modern rogue make sure you spell it right use promo code modern rogue at checkout get 20 off your first purchase solve a crime catch the killer so do the codes do the thing viewer discretion is advised [Music] yeah all right welcome back to america's favorite game show don't vomit i'm your host chip mccluskey before we continue let's meet the contestants hi everyone i'm grant from austin texas and i'm here representing the beerus yeah yeah all right thanks grant thank you hello everyone i'm brian brushwood from austin texas and i'm here to wrap team modern road [Applause] love the enthusiasm and you sir oh i'm rex williams from the whiskey tribe the world's foremost tasting authority that wears cargo shorts and has a middling youtube channel that drinks a lot of wood go ahead yes all right so let's not waste any more time gentlemen we are going to bring out your first drink you guys can talk amongst yourselves uh about what you're expecting i'll be right back uh pardon me chip we got pushed through everything really fast and we're not entirely sure of what the rules of the game are uh have you had your shots yeah i i've i've had a shot vaccinations i mean yes yes tetanus uh kennel cough did you say kettle cough parabellum nuclear hydroplosion no yeah it's it's fine it's fine you're good you're good we'll be right back you're gonna love it yeah yeah please clap i don't know about this i thought it was called kennel cough what was the name of the show again he said don't vomit i thought it was taste that drink yeah i i just said there'd be free alcohol yeah okay thank you corey okay everyone we have your first drink here now you don't have to drink it you can taste it you can smell it or you can just look at it but you've got to determine exactly what is in that drink and the one who is the farthest off doesn't have to drink it the other two farthest myself i'm just gonna say anti-matter dad it's anti-matter did i get the rules wrong okay whoever's closest doesn't have to be his closest doesn't have to drink it yeah yeah there it is all right all right i'm gonna start right here rex what do you think is in that beverage it's not bad i'm telling you right now i've had worse okay wait what was can i can i get in there oh yeah you can taste it put your fingers in there smell it whatever it takes that's okay uh uh-huh i'm gonna say a key ingredient is macaroni and cheese okay oh oh my god you're rice [Laughter] [Applause] good answer good answer okay so you got mac and cheese do you want to guess any other ingredients um let's do like an almond milk almond milk okay yeah okay ah now all of these will have alcohol in the bowl so oh well then chip just to be clear was it was it added to it or or or fermented from it it was added to it oh oh well now i'm in okay can i get i mean i've always been in uh maybe some irish cream some mac and cheese i'm thinking kahlua for some weird reason that's all i'm gonna say okay okay rex brian what's your answer ah chip i'm getting strong notes of uh what perceives to me to be eggnog it feels very eggnoggy i'm not gonna disagree with that kahlua but i'm gonna think uh this feels a little bit like kind of some bailey's irish cream and i would have said dairy but i'll be damned chip this is definitely macaroni and cheese there's definitely macaroni and cheese in god damn it this is a fans t-shirt do you know how expensive they are continue little bit of vodka vodka final answer final answer okay and finally from the beerus grant davis what do you think is in that beverage i'm a lot better at judging beer i would have said peanuts until you guys said mac and cheese it's definitely mac and cheese it smells kind of butterscotchy um it does i mean when you said kahlua maybe it's not really coffee-ish i'm gonna say butterscotch schnapps with some vodka and mac and cheese who was the closest uh judges oh that's me oh yep also whiskey okay unfortunately grant you were way off brian you were close and you were actually going to win until the addition of the whiskey rex are our winner yeah these are not contested we are looking at macaroni and cheese a little milk and some cheese rum cheese rum is powdered cheese mix and rum god damn it never heard of cheese you don't have to drink that yeah cook the i'm experiencing cheese yeah yeah we get confirmation the mac and cheese wait are you not having a drink yet no go it wasn't what's funny because it wasn't weird until i had to and then off so god chip i just have one question what is this drink named this drink is named creatively the mac and cheese shot that's why i didn't tell you i know i know i didn't make it up these are actual real recipes cultivated from online wait for wheels yes how much do we have you make sure uh rex said you have to drink all of it that's the whole thing you got to do the whole thing according to rex i'll be back with the next round oh you got the chunks the mac and cheese part's fine i don't know what just happened did he vomit on you was there he's having a difficult time it's only going to get worse guys uh oh no wait no no that's just going to make it harder brian well we have standards of excellence here okay all right thanks everyone back on round two this one has the very appetizing moniker of the infected whitehead now go ahead and taste smell feel uh commune with the beverage what's the nose on it what are you getting out of it dip your fingers in there make it weird you wanna go first no the payload i have to get accuracy yeah so this is the sacrifice i'm making so we don't have to go through the whole thing that's good that's good i mean yeah we are going to start we're going to start with this guy who's throwing down the gauntlet look at that i get the cheese there oh wait it may not be cheese i'm getting notes of cottage cheese a little bit of cocktail sauce i call it the delicious oh oh also booze uh vodka it's gonna be in there sooner or later cocktail sauce grant what about you yeah tomato juice um vodka and it seems like some cottage cheese wait wait you just get to copy my answer is that the beer let's let's keep it civil okay chip save the knife bikes till after the show i didn't mean that by the way i uh yeah i know you're going through some stuff it's fine i have a very important question here yes sir if we all give the same answer do we all not win we have to drink it we'll see what the judges say that's me i'm the judge this episode brought to you by stockholm syndrome grant so you said tomato sauce cottage cheese what else tomato juice worcestershire sauce rex cottage cheese vodka you said cocktail sauce and i think you could be very right but but i'm gonna i'm gonna play the game i'm gonna play the game i'm gonna say cholula okay uh grant you are actually the winner on that you don't have to drink it the recipe calls for cottage cheese bloody mary mix oh that's what it is and vodka die i'm jumping freak up johnny that's from breakfast club no no right yeah no you're right [Laughter] all right enjoy the spoils of your loss sir i will be back with the beverages for round three okay seriously i was i was just walking out on the street and then suddenly some people pulled up in the vlog are the cameras still rolling because if they're not rolling i'm not gonna okay are there cameras and i swear to god you don't have you don't have a hair on on your chin if you if you don't drink it wait where did your cheese chunks go in my belly where they belong brian this is we don't shortcut content i'll try to make them a little smaller from now on i didn't know we were drinking the whole thing yeah you dick i love that rex made the rule to drink it all that's my favorite in rex's defense he also knows how to take his time and appreciate a savory treat that's right we ready to continue don't rush me yes [Laughter] give us a clap ladies and gentlemen well cock-a-doodle-doo because round three is here and this one is called the prairie chicken we have had rex win one and grant win one uh brian is uh he's going to catch up it's neck and neck he's not going to bring shame to the dojo that is the modern rogue i thought i got him i'm still chewing the previous drink wait wait no wait i get oh yeah good call thank you corey legitimate bartender everyone you're still dead to me here it is the prairie chicken now grant you were going first on this round first of all i think you called it the morning breakfast or something before i think you gave away the fact that there's clearly this is a raw egg with salt and pepper in it i called it the prairie chicken i did not call it the morning breakfast i don't know where you got that egg black pepper gin brian this is gin this is gin i smell pine needles and shame i regret and raw eggs i feel like after i consume this i will be able to be defeated by apollo creed eggs gin black pepper you are all correct oh but brian is the winner for drinking it that means you guys have to drink it [Laughter] here's the behind the scenes dynamic that's happening right now corey this filthy man he knows that my like kryptonite don't don't get chipped don't hang your chip are you gonna drink it or not rex wait wait bravery takes a moment jason there is a reason they call it the prairie chicken [Applause] great job we'll be back with the drinks for round four i believe it was when i stopped seeing the sun let's do it so 13 years ago walking a lot back i'm so happy and glad you asked me to be here oh everything's fine that's fine everything is fine yeah yeah chip everything's fine this is one of the best drinks we've ever had on don't vomit i don't mind saying i'm very excited to see what you guys are thinking now let's go ahead and see what you get from it taste it sip it smell it feel it whatever it takes so that you don't have to drink it smack it up flip it rub it down uh-oh uh-oh a stunning reaction from one of the modern rogues what do you think in there brian what's going through your head right now chip i'm going to tell a totally fictitious story about a friend i used to have named jason well guess what you got a new best friend chip chip mccluskey that's right you're my best friend but my old best friend that i imagined he knew that i hated one thing above everything else which was vinegar i used to have an employee named corey who knew that too oh by the way you don't have to drink all of this one that's a lot of alcohol oh this one's called the tape worm of course it is who says we don't have to drink at all it's a lot of vodka yeah you're welcome to drink it uh we're gonna start with whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa [Music] he's never cracked like this before this is our opportunity you don't understand he'll forget he's like a goldfish he comes it goes but it comes back oh jesus there will be no mutiny no don't vomit what are you getting out of your shot brian you're going oh god that that was the thing that happened i did it for you i do it all for you you were always my favorite contestant i know rex what do you think is in the drink uh vodka good call what a little tabasco okay and this looks like squeeze like mayonnaise or yeah it's a point sour cream just imagine whatever the most hateful thing they do and that's what they do every night they laugh every night they laugh sour cream brian oh chip um as you know i love i love you we love you too what's in the shot brian tell us what's in the shot ryan what's in the shot you're vomiting is no excuse what is in the shot brian it's been it's vinegar tabasco it matters and straight vodka grant what do you have what's in the shot grant mostly vodka i mean tabasco seems like a pretty good call it doesn't it doesn't smell like any other hot sauce and that's what i said every time i take a little taste of this it's a little bit cheesy i almost want to say it's like a cheese whiz cheese swiss like a white cheese whiz i don't know if they make white cheese whips lock it in all right lock it in judges me grant you are incorrect you need to do a shot well that's rex it's the whole thing you are incorrect you need to do a shot you don't have to do the shot you are correct that's right that's right because like i always said chip is the best chip is the best i clap the loudest that's right it is vodka tabasco sauce and a little shot of mayonnaise you got some tears in your eye there grant i'm really proud of you chip did you actually find these recipes somewhere are you guys just making them dark web we'll be right back here we are the final round our next drink was smuggled out of the democratic people's republic of korea you're gonna like this one it's called kim jong-un's nuclear bomb hey chip before we do this one we've all been talking we got a surprise for you yeah we wanna time travel see i was gonna scab oh that was interesting you were gonna wow none of us said anything yeah you were you were gonna we we want to keep on playing get that right guys can i get my ankle handcuffs off this drink kim jong-un's nuclear bomb i want to know what is in this drink it is perhaps the most complex drink we have ever shown on don't vomit and i think you're gonna like it it's a challenging one unfortunately very savory who goes first brian you will go first this time i'm sorry that was my fault for asking [Laughter] don't be so timid champ you got this one why i will give you this one it contains no wine a little scowling a little tasting of the fingers we got two scowls here do you need more time yes all right i'm gonna venture a guess okay let's hear it strawberries cream cheese hot dogs and butaric acid a bold suggestion from the beer camp any alcohols why are you helping and maybe maybe a nice rose i don't know if there are strawberries in here you have a choice okay i will drink this and i will explosively vomit and that is not a joke i am not making a threat i am explaining to you what is going to happen well that's very frightening brian but it's going to make for great internet will it chip there are no strawberries i'll give you that one there are no strawberries i tasted powerful fruit wait was there strawberries in it i just received a phone call in the middle of this oh really yeah i'm so sorry i have to go take this i'll be right back good luck yep all right ship i [ __ ] i got a phone call too i'm just gonna well that's some profanity this is a family show what do you think rex is he coming back did you blend bread i think it's vodka because i don't get any other spirit flavors so it's gonna be vodka strawberry ice cream vodka with like white bread blended together you see all the colors in here there's little bits of green and red and yellow i'm gonna go find brian yeah yeah no no uh oh man you know what i i i do want to sell my real estate in austin please call me back immediately at this number as often as you can thank you bye all right i've got to say that all of you were way off are you gonna do a rail topsy all right everyone unfortunately you've all lost the fifth round oh we lost a long time ago i was like the most not you were the most not wrong so the winner then uh sure the winner of this year's don't vomit and now let's find out the ingredients of this final drink kim jong-un's nuclear bomb this contains vodka a mcdonald's apple pie oh christ a mcdonald's chocolate milkshake no no no no no not chocolate it's not chocolate course it's strawberry it is strawberry i told him chocolate well clearly it's not chocolate chip see if it was chocolate it would be [ __ ] brown and it wouldn't taste like strawberries chip that's the way it works are you the new chip now chip fine chip fight uh a mcdonald's strawberry milkshake it's my bad mcdonald's large fries and a big mac true fact i probably would have loved it if it was chocolate or vanilla all right everybody we're gonna give the bat to our winner rex to do with what he pleases sorry we're gonna be back next week drink it oh yeah no i would be interested in selling my property with more [Music] stop me if you've heard this before but imagine if you and your friends were getting together and you're solving like embedded puzzles and there's a deep lore behind it and there's a story that unfolds over time that encourages you to go out in the web and discover more nefarious ways to do i'm not talking about our show oh no i'm talking about the awesome murder mystery game hunt a killer it is a murder mystery box that you get in the mail you can get together with friends or solve it by yourself it is packed with clues and not just that you could play over zoom you could play in person and it rewards the online experience i mean again we're big on this kind of thing this is an exact overlap for us oh they have a huge community a huge spoiler-free community online where you can figure out everything that's going on with all of these intricate and well-written characters it's a very immersive experience not just a murder mystery and we've done the same thing on our very show we've buried clues at times and people have said hey i'm having trouble with figuring things out and we've had to play the game like well how much of a hint do you want they've got communities that will handle all of that for you so that you're able to decide just how much difficulty you want in solving these crimes we solved a crime before oh yeah yeah with mccully culkin yep that's right found the killer so go to hunt killer dot com slash modern rogue use code modern rogue and get 20 off your first box yeah we know who the killer of those high prices are and it's us we're slashing them it's getting dark i i don't think i i think that's about as far as we should go killer.com moderate i'm just gonna back away slowly i'm good you can't prove anything you'll never catch me in turn offer and link in the description below what year is it i was 27 when he took me he said he said he would make names he said i would be a big star on the internet i didn't know what the internet was at the age of 27 i led a very closer life i don't think his name was chip i don't think his name is chip hey are we on a steamboat what's with this hat [Laughter]

Channel: The Modern Rogue

Views: 132,247

Keywords: modern rogue, brian brushwood, jason murphy

Id: Cfgej8vLV_4

Length: 23min 15sec (1395 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 11 2021

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Apparently there were some options that had to be omitted for... Reasons (One of them was a cocktail that used the urine of a diabetic as a sweetening agent)