39 Best Bender Quotes From "Futurama"

[Music] be and de en de are saying be well we're boned hey fry I'm staring with my ass that's the best thing I ever saw you know it's funny what your Weiner and shut up and drag me to work you remember your own birth sure it was only four years ago you're only four years old because she's a little skimpy now okay the Dynamite's in place are you sure there's no other way to get the buggalo out not unless your parents have thousands of helicopters at their disposal well actually you like this more fun ha no human could do all that evel knievel could nah-ah say that's right we need some sort of robot ah crap I'm some sort of robot nice little brewski don't you leak daddy wants to drink for at least though it has motorized sensors attached to motion detectors sure is my butt but I don't frame it and put it on the wall Oh thou Xmas Eve another pointless day where I accomplish nothing yeah no need to worry I don't have an addictive personality isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony yes you gave me a dollar and some candy and yet you haven't said what I told you to say how can any of us trust you I guess if you want children beaten you have to do it yourself there lies the science be a harsh mistress geez bender you're scaring me you're going wacko you're right I need professional help and damn the expense damn the expense whoever did this was strong this is 340 pounds of Tonka tough steel hmm it should look like this but instead it looks like this who'd do a thing like that who could do a thing like that and by that I mean this kids take your suicide pill so you won't suffer no way I'm the good Santa I've got toys a very reasonable price is high you know it always cheers me up laughing at other people's misfortunes do you think it could be just a little less evil than that I don't know you think you could survive a 700 foot fall doesn't it bother you even a little to be taking advantage of your girlfriend's trust oh wait you serious let me laugh even harder I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways by force bloody shunda look it up people we're enslaved here to do a job master we have to count to three every time could we just count to one or better yet one half good idea slave one half now we're slaving hey do I preach to you when you're lying stone in the gutter No so beat it whoa mama get a room you tell we're in a room well then lose some weight after life if I thought I had to go through a whole nother life I kill myself right now fried corn and I don't care Lila crack corn still don't care bender crack corn he is great take that you stupid corn I couldn't win a medal either even at Benning the thing I was built to do I'm so embarrassed I wish everybody else was dead do pedant type pimping laws well pay the man band your honey we love you shut up baby I know it blackmailing me blackmail such an ugly word I prefer extortion the ex makes it sound cool yeah I'm gonna go build my own theme park with blackjack and hookers in fact forget the park this is the worst kind of discrimination the kind against me games over losers I have all the money compared your lives to learn and then kill yourselves come bender you like being dead that's what they said about being alive Oh your guy have you ever tried simply turning off the TV sitting down with your children and hitting them hey sexy mama wanna kill all humans lick my frozen metal ass maybe you can interface with my ass by biting it bite my colossal metal ass [Music]

Channel: Next of Ken

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Length: 5min 35sec (335 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 17 2018