The Best of Bender 7

well I guess a fellas gotta talk big when he's sporting a little shriveled-up and telling like that it's a grower now that's Joey fry it's 2:00 a.m. what are you doing here glowing on my skanks to defend your honor and then selling it on the couch [Music] ah crap didn't your mom ever tell you where robot babies come from no she was a religious fundamentalist plus she didn't have a mouth it's an unusual combination that's my bastard I can't outrun a helicopter but I get out bend it I know let's outrun it whoo when I use up the toilet paper I don't put on a new role hey coming through well let's get Luton [Music] I'm stealing stuff I don't even need you want a Torah free fear that is the spot are you wearing a wire I'm 40% wide hmm hey did you put your tongue in my ear certainly not I don't have a tongue oh good yeah I have an ear why are you sabotaging a decent honest candidate cuz they won't let me near the Hoover Dam anymore starvation desperation despair so far so good then what still good so I become ruler of Earth indeed yes in your face high school guidance counselor alright I've no on board everybody scoots together oh please neat let me just extend the old third leg oh yeah baby [Music] No what are you some kind of attack fungus or just a moldy schnauzer please let this tacky Hollywood mansion have the obligatory this Tuscan inspired piece our Portobello hmm you looked at the photo and that happened but it could just be coincidence yo Amy check it out [Music] the evidence is mounting quiet soy burg god I wish you were a husk bird it's thanks for whatever you did bender it was a lot you'll never be able to pay me back hey bender is great but she was my life Oh what with one-sixth gravity you can work and be lazy at the same time it's like being a voice actor bender you want to go out and do something oh so now I'm your last resort booty call huh okay let's go let's go you must not disturb the aggressive male what's he gonna do migrate Attis the male butterfly it's gorgeous let me get my butterfly hammer Bend you know that park ranger explicitly gave us a vague warning look the Hammers already out I gotta smash something hey you thank God I don't have a nose I'm done polishing my ass fry here's your toothbrush back this planet's got it going on [Applause] hermès boy am i am different to see you I don't want to end up a cold emotionless machine like you that's sweet oh nice nice shiny metal ass Hermes I enjoy partying as much as the next fellow but this is Oktoberfest good day sir oh man I can't beat that with a Craigslist Pig sorry Grundy I'll have to kill you later for some other reason no fry was my best friend and now he's dead now I'm just kidding my pastor helped me through my grief bender sausage just won third place third place this is the greatest injustice Germany has ever committed these guys alright [Applause] [Music] second place on the sausage champion whoo no further questions does it matter you like it are you taking - leave it I guess I'll take you ready get a gang tattoo that will mark you as a stone cold thug for life I'm ready I'll take that big purple dinosaur please on the face rest in peace homie do you change a boxer snickerdoodles no free well not my fault I wish I was a real boy then I'd show them I kill them off sure if you want a chat roll up your sleeves and do some honest labor I don't want to chat how'd you lose your baby damn it I should have paid more attention in kindergarten you invented the free will unit then you selfishly hit it beyond the reach of my Steelers I guess you really don't want to shoot me after all OOP he said he was on god it's full of geezers are you sure this is safe it's not just safe it's 40% safe that is one crazy uncircumcised old man okay here you go yo squid with cheesy hands you got this in an adult robot medium fox hunting is an ancient and noble pursuit that's fascinated me ever since I first heard of it ten minutes ago join me on tomorrow as I embark on my mating hunt I said join me Wow where'd you get the horse none of your business ah yes fox hunting if there's one thing I know it's everything about it what's that weird cat either way enough with the tenderizing it's time for a bender aizen nothing's more important than sportsmanship they caught my scent I'd better throw them off by rubbing myself with something good oh my finger I wish I'd remember more survival skills from Boy Scouts too bad my only merit badge was an interpretive dance wow that was my second-favorite ankles a tripwire hmm but who's trippin who whom who's tripping whom who uh how does it feel to be the hunted die in agony at the hands of the world's greatest I can't shoot you bender I found your trigger finger ah no I can but I won't not with so many witnesses I can't watch [Music] tell my offspring I love me is it weird if I talk about his crazy turtle penis now bite my freshly molted blubber filled ass kill all penguins babies yeah we can always make more come on floozies less repopulate yo clean up at least there's a cup holder that's an arm holder bender is boy bander is bored bender bender bender bothering driver distraction detective I was taking a nap in the back seat anything happen while I was dander what are you doing I'm just out for my nightly crime spree we have our own literature music and art the smear lines are impeccable oh your god fry and Leela are in a zoo Shh oh sorry bender you'll let me know if we have to cheese it right first low robotics baby bender where's ty I saw him in the kitchen with Dana you know they're dynam attic food service robots let's go all right I didn't abandon you you want it off stop judging me fry bed ya know it's just not the same without the muffled screams oh god I can't believe I abandoned fry um ever forget the feel of his soft skin against my flailing fists yeah oh wait this doesn't beer left yep yep three two one hang on Fry imma coming to save you you are right here oh shut up brah I knew it what the hell's been going on around here whoa that's a lot of porn where do you store that guitar picture I don't know I mainly hang out in here how could I be so bad at everything I try and still be so great as stupid as zoidberg's ideas it's brilliant when I have it oh I'm so lonely and easy ooh there were folks hanging players packing bozo leg make an ascot you lose your 401k visa I'll stay here and be in charge of not dying just one more fire between me and a well-earned nap [Music] thank you sir you're a true hero I am oh it's Joan we suspected I was one of those bite my shiny metal apps we should make some firehouse chili what do you guys want that beams are just blood hero hero aah stop keep going how could a fire learn to talk did you burn up a dictionary or a parrot you're a huffin for a snuffin boy yeah they're finished man i'm good at this eh flame-o uh I don't have time for this sighs bot you're getting here Oh what do you make I guess some grown men just don't like being carried you are now the greatest hero in Earth's history yes suck it Gilgamesh Ville please for me cram it Wow you're a horrible person and your carelessness nearly cost the life of my best friend you write my ruddy battle dress rhymer alcoholic you're different I don't like you orphan Crippler [Music] all my circuits how about talking to each other that's what bath time is for if we talk to each other any more than that it'll ruin our friendship hang on a sec right that's such a good idea I thought of it Calculon yes are you done talking or it's just a long pause your voice is so annoying does anyone else find this delivery suspicious nope he's too dumb and I don't care what is it alcohol Tobacco Firearms firearms that's the one I was secretly hoping for bend the barrels but I love guns then pretend they're little human necks what me Adam bender stay here and stand guard okay I hope I never see you again they stole everything except my mouth and eyes I guess they didn't like all my screaming and winking my head slap me upside it I'm 40% back baby ooh nice cart hey this thing's pretty smooth yeah but I still prefer walking okay let's go thank you you complete me hey fry take a picture of me bite my own shiny metal ass yep hey baby I'm bender that's not hair I don't care what it is I just like climbing that is nasty what time is it time for you to shut up maybe one of these switches turns off that scary noise for fool fool yeah I thought we were in a hurry to escape but whatever we're back baby and we brought you a little something excuse me let's go I can't stand to see him like this I'll push him off the roof let's go doc chop him up I got a rich customer needs that kidney stat that took longer than I expected you can take your lack of trust and jam it in your kidney hole who needs teamwork when you got bender you are an evil heartless troll and your dead face little girl I'm not even gonna wait to dance on Your Grave I'm gonna dance on your corpse right now and you are irredeemably evil together we shall rule the galaxy by a corndog sure Dan your mom should've bought you one uh-huh good talk we're done here my little meat bags growing up

Channel: D P

Views: 3,550,240

Keywords: futurama, bender, best of

Id: TWh1ovH016U

Length: 18min 57sec (1137 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 04 2020