OH MY GOSH. It's in my beard. isn't it? It made my nose blue. LOL Lemme See!!!! *Hyena Laugh Hello everybody welcome to dope or nope I was on my phone. where we got the TEA. I WAS ON MY PHONE. with no fee Yeah, cause i made it for you. It cost me money LOL So true, Alright, he's on to me.. Today we're gonna be looking at ten products that you wouldn't expect to be able to eat. That's right :D Ten things like wait a second. *Dial tone. I can put that in my mouth?! You're gonna be asking that a lot, everybody. Make sure if a child that is susceptible to putting things in their mouth. ehh make sure they're ( blah blah adultt stuff)supervised by an adult Chinese century eggs, that means they only come once every hundred years or ten, ten years. century? century? century? Aw, those look Disgustng ew >o<! ugh 1000 year old eggs, man. Oh im not. Amanda's dad used to eat those all the time. No way. Yeah! Dude, stop. OH! Why does it look so gross from here.
There just old fermented eggs fermented eggs It doesn't look bad there that looks like some kind of I don't think I have the guts to do this. That looks disgusting Oh my god. All it is, is old you realize that right? Yeah But how is it healthy to eat old dairy? It's not dairy egg is not a dairy SUBSCRIBE FOR THE GENIUS OF THE TAN MAN CHAN Tanner - Im gonna be honest...I actually fake stupid a lot in this show. Michael - but that generally came out. Tanner - That was a genuine stupid right there Thinking maybe he thinks that's butter on top if they suggest you buy bugs with these. I don't trust it Alright, it's gonna go ahead and add to cart and,. I regret look at the way this is Packaged though. Are they actually in their shell? I'm gonna lose it. I'm gonna vomit guys. Sorry, bro I'm - no you cannot you cannot be serious about opening one of those in here. I mean this outer leg I mean, do you know how much that's gonna smell? It's got a smell, right? A rotten egg? I mean we know it looks like inside isn't that the definition of like the worst smell ever raw. Is it rotten? It's not rotten. It's preserved. But I've never known an egg to not smell Can we said well how the egg is green? I mean how the egg is great. I saw you're tough I'm green a little can we talk about how the egg is green? do it, I Mean do it. We got to do it since again. Oh Okay, okay everything about this is a joke. Is this a gag there better be like yeah, this is confetti in there. Oh, no It's not it's not a gag. It's it's real you realize. Oh it smells. No, I'm closing my nose Oh wait till it comes. We look like such babies over here, but like Alright, you guys this smell it smell it. It's seriously. Oh my god pungent. Oh, it's like clear That's actually really interesting first product. We're gonna offend so many people Oh, Guys, let us know in a poll right there because I know we're gonna get a ton of dislikes and a ton of hate in The comments but all you haters down in the comments. Look at that pole right there The pole is would you eat this yes or no, and we'll see who's the majority here Alright, but you my point is you guys can't even smell it you ever eaten a foot A little big bad. We caught him using are freshoning his feet one day at work I was just trying to take a shot for the team man. You know, I don't want everyone to struggle. This is disgusting though I'm gonna rate that a nope. I'm sorry out here. It's this one has a local film get it out. All right, we got Kenny wet jellyfish What do you doing dude? I? Just want to put this on the universe' I didn't find all its products Davey Boy over here in the corner There that's not fair! I see what he's trying No, I know what's going on here torture he wants to come in here and be like, I'll do it for a hundred bucks Last time since we picked it out. He should have to do it for free when I'm your fees Are they like is it actual jellyfish? Look ingredients a jellyfish from Thailand, Indonesia and Amala. Alright, there's no review So we're gonna review it by now. Oh, no, it is cooked. Wait, you guys cooked it? No, this is how it came. You know, I'm like it was wet. I think you can just eat it like this You'll read the back. Yeah, just open and eat. It's a lot of letters for open and eat I thought I was gonna have a good day today Can we go back to the world's tiniest profits? You guys wet noodles in a bag that our jellyfish I know but see they're watching it through like the protection of their screen and they're always just like you guys are wimps. I Eating that right away link would have done it. Yeah, but they eat dirt. I don't want to do that Yeah, there's something wrong with I live in the comfort of my office. Like I don't want this is a happy place Yeah, like I'm sorry that I don't eat dirt for you. Yeah, no wrong go. All right, so Dave gave us a scanner So we can read as a basis for this product salted jellyfish wash Well with water and please drain after salting out wash Well water frigerator preserved early longer time for soaking will make it more soft, please adjust the time according to the application Well, it does look like jellyfish, like are those legs of you know, it's processed -o- >o<Smells like silicone Yeah, that is the saltiest thing that is pure so been pure salt So it's kind of I think you're supposed to wash it beforehand because it's probably preserved with the salt. It's like wet popcorn Yes that your jaw all right, it's gonna be enough for me everybody, you know Whiskey bottle rocks glass cake topper ice sugar whiskey glass groom's cake crown So it's crown Royale put the whiskey in it. It looks too cloudy. Well, it's sugar. So yes, sure There's like bubbly. I guess it is just a cake topper. See that looks like a glass I've seen glasses that have bubbles like that Yeah, that kid right there on the right is a kid who just had some jellyfish. Look at that face Oh add to carttttttt Don't throw oh That's so I said don't though Okay, here we go. Look at this one. This is the crown Royale bottle. These things are super delicate This is basically like prop glass right? This is what you smash on people's head. Is it I think Your eyes dude I'm scared this one's pretty thick I'll try with the lighter one looks a little like someone really smudged it up and like the washing machine didn't get a chance to really properly clean it do we have a Juice liquid. Yeah, I would like a juice. I wonder if it would sweeten it. You know, I mean, yeah, take a taste of that sweet wanna lick? No. Okay. Here we go. Check this out. You think this is gonna make it sweeter? Oh, Oh just grab the bottoms. It cracked out the bottom. Oh my goodness We are not doing a good job of containing the UH paper towels anyone Let's move. Ah, there we go. There we go. Okay. Well that's called The magic glass everyone see the crack right there Oh it uh from Dave throwing it look even the even these cracked now It looks way more like ice Oh a crowd even crack on the bottom. I just cracked from the cracked on the side All right. Check this out. Nope. Wow, I didn't do anything more time. Nope. Didn't do anything higher Well, let's try Glass stuck to my arm. Oh The next time it was like, ah, I rate that onje a DOOOOPE Follow dope or nope on Instagram. Okay, because we post dope or nope Instagram whether they find them. Guess what what is the hand? We're gonna be posting some products on our Instagram that you've seen right here some of them where you can vote dope or no Yeah, how about that? Oh looks like you guys found my bedsheets 24 karat and a little behold the ten sheets, so it's literally just 10 sheets of edible. Go Nana Amanda buys this all the time edible gold. Really? Yeah. She like cake decorating You know 30 percent of me was joking 50% of you been waiting for This is always it's been used they use like with gold flakes on strawberries. Okay. See did you see that gold? Oh, this is cool. So this is by melting it. What do you know? Yeah, you can melt the gold I'm assuming chemistry is wild right gold foil is really really difficult to work with BUY NOW don't Break it don't break. It. Don't break it no under the table Look at how cool that is you want to look it out and I look at this one. Yeah Yeah, Wow hundred gold flakes and you just said I was gonna look at this one Yeah, that actually looks like things he just used to put on your skin This looks like you can tattoo and then lick it off. Oh, whoa Well, you're right. Look how fragile it is. Yeah, bro. What did I tell you? We eat this, right? Yeah You, what thing? I want to hear from a guy who bought everything Right, look at that. Oh, he's an imprint dude, these are so so usually you have to use a tool to do this You don't you you don't do with your hand you are. Yeah, it just sticks to it because look at that It's like a cool. It's Nanometers thin Wow, it just disappeared on me. You guys see that? Yeah Well, it's so thin that you can roll it up into non-existence. I Want it I want it so bad that ( ew no tanner) Picture is gonna be our Instagram. I'm plugging hard. That's like some like magical like voodoo in that cool I'm gonna sprinkle you and you're gonna look beautiful. You feel it I don't feel it. Did you do it? It's all over you it looke like you just woke up to Peter Pan Get to me dude, you look rich a gold is literally just purse parading from this guy sweats gold I'm looking like this for the rest of video everybody. All right back on Amazon with squid ink glass jar Why am I getting all the nasty one? You're gonna pick and you told him to start you like ads at number six and he's like, oh, why did I guess? cuttlefish ii have eated this before. no way. Yes
I have so you put this in noodles and you have like you can have like black noodles with like a black sauce. It looks Aesthetic and it tastes just like regular stuff. So yeah, you ever seen look look look I'll show you right here. Look Yeah, exactly. That looks like real good though I mean, you know, you just picked a bad picture bro-bro every picture Come on, look at someone who knows what they're doing bro. That's cool. Dude. That looks cool Looks like it took innards out of it. Looks like alien versus Predator. Okay, I've seen it really I've seen it done really cool. Whoa Yeah, how cool is that what you're saying the burger? Is that oh That's McDonald's in like Japan or something. Let's order in tasty. I don't know I just Wow, well, you're not supposed to have it in high concentration. Oh, I Hate fish smell, You're not supposed to have it in a high concentration. It's it's an ingredient This is like this is like oh, I know what it smells like Smells like nuts snack bag. This is like buying baking soda and be like try it One 22:18 it's expired. Is it really no I swear that's why it smells 1/8 that's why it's most. Oh, wait. What is this? Oh Best Buy Oh 22. No, you're reading it wrong. All right, show me. Yeah Yeah, they're getting dog. No, you know, come on these kids. No, that's not how you eat it It's the same thing if you mix it with noodles, you want me to bring back the jelly fish noodles for you? No No, you guys should definitely because you can't really take that at all It's just more of like a black food coloring You have an opportunity to try it pretty cool like the experience of eating like black noodles thing goes like with food it Yeah. All right. I don't say it's a joke play-doh. You can't eat play-doh Keyblade a thought it's not meant to be eaten this you can Play doh Hasbro calm. It's legit All right
Click ingredients mixture of water salt and flour does not contain peanuts peanut oil or any milk Byproducts so you can eat it water salt and flour next sentence. Plato is a compound is Not meant to be it's not intended to be mean, but it can be in because of what it's consisted of dog. No Okay, right. I see where he's going I series right? Yeah Yeah, that's what I'm saying based on the title of this video. This product fit. I I even though I but I I see both but the the issue here is that the the video that we're shooting right now is products II wouldn't expect to be edible and it is Technically edible you're not supposed to eat it, but it is technically edible and you wouldn't expect it Just like so in fact, you might be the strongest option at Google It might be the strongest product in this list along with that title. I Like this color, actually, I like this color Is like the seafoam green color, yeah. Yeah, but it doesn't look like it on camera which is weird Okay, why plate was the best cuz you can make it into anything you want? How do you get some out? Can I get Luna in here to help me? Got it. Yeah, what if we put them all three together? Eat the whole thing. I used to eat this as a kid. So why are you complaining now? Cuz now look what look, how bad I'm blaming the play-doh. Maybe I'm not gonna eat this. It's not meant to be editable. It said that take a bite dawg Wait a second. You flippy-floppy two real quick. No I say it works in the context of the video, but it's not meant to be edible The video isn't things meant to be edible this video is titled things that we you wouldn't expect - Exactly and it is which is why you said it's the strongest because it is and but you wouldn't expect it It doesn't mean I want to eat it Goldilocks. Well, listen here boy. Okay. Goodbye. I did I'm gonna believe you This kinda looks like bread dough and that makes it easier communication Yeah, that's why is that my now is was not even that dumb baby play-doh you are you actually swallowing it yeah Oh Plato is always a diplomat. Yeah Hello top sneaker cake hopper sugar gum paste So this is gum paste that they put in the shape of a shoe and I guess you can eat it Oh my gosh, this mouse is giving me the hemorrhoid Can somebody go get that Oh Literally like right here. Look at this It's like moving If the shoes like actual size then it'll be pretty cool $65, but it's dangerous and it's like a little cheaper than these shoes will weight converse costs only $40 Depends on where you go. This is charging is more. Yeah, and you can eat real conference to pack free. You'll just die Okay. Only one left. What about your other foot? Looks like one of those shoes that you uh, or overall like a telephone wire. Yeah Yes all Congress because everyone buys them because they think they look cool in them and they realized they're uncomfortable Wow, they really went all out her edging is very poor to hear. I would've died. You're kidding. Really you would have done better I'm critiquing it. That's my job Okay, I'm here to give people easy reviews right off a great try could uh I'm not super impressed at the bottom of this shoe. All right, look I didn't even have to do the bottom of the shoe I think that's a forever. This is actually pretty neat though. It looks very uncomfortable though colourings cool Yeah
please don't try to stick your feet in that good drink out of it Oh try yeah grabbing is these I think that's made with great detail Hope it tastes like rubber Where's it seeping out of the scene? Yeah, right here as the shoe. It's not meant to hold fluids. Oh my gosh My beard, isn't it? It made my nose blue I'm so mad. I can't finish this drink like it dude. You're like all go lining everything about it everything. You look like a Smurfs Smurfs even have white deep I'm gonna say for attention to detail yellow. I Say don't for attention to do 65 bucks. I feel like it could be better next part Yeah, cuz we gotta run it if you guys find crazy wacky products But you want it through you send them to our edit link is in the description down below The weird the wacky they are the more likely panda will use them submit him. All right. We got Kara's what here is creative cakes Hey, bro, we got custom-made edible iPhone cake topper for 18:05. It looks like my daughter made it. Oh Your daughter's pretty smart, but she ain't not talented. What do you mean that talented that play-doh game bad? No, but you're saying my daughter keeps drawing lately. I've seen the Walton red base. You're ruthless Yeah Like a man designer pullers a girl Who's made of icing and sugar only what is that background that's supposed to be like a fish clam like coral Well, that's all the curls out there Look at this beautiful piece of equipment it is just them. Oh look I got a custom note a custom note a handwritten note today. Thank you for your order Hope these three iPhones add to your cake. Cara Thank You Cara. That's very nice. What's so naive? We don't eat pig here. We just need toppers Wow instantly like my finger dude. That's what I'm saying You're just like talking on the phone. Just like hey All right before we eat it based on its Accuracy, it's creativeness. What do you guys rate this? I know I'm getting no bars. It's low resolution No, I'm getting no bars, I only have 3G service though. Oh and for some reason maps is pre-installed I hate that app Wait doesn't always come pre-installed. Yeah, but I believe it is. All right, it's just all migrated up Josh I don't know if I want to see that from a distance though. I mean looks pretty good. Yeah, like from the overhead cam Let's pick up bull got my bite mark book everybody DM jeffree star and let me know if my makeups pretty good right here Jeffries NARS aquino make them so I'm trying to figure it out. You better work Yeah, this is pretty the front of it's super low res but it's pretty good attention to detail the back of it Looks like I did it. So where's my Apple logo, you know take a bite That's very interesting I say dope good next product wilton white sugar sheets edible decorating paper. So yeah, this is edible paper We've kind of tried some of this before as you could see you could print it out Look at that you could print on top of it. Why do they make it look like you can print holes in it, though? Oh, is that like not a printer? That's like a cutter. Oh, that's interesting Add to Cart. All right Here's the edible paper Earl Weaver, and we're gonna drawable markers two edible color markers Alright, so here's the challenge who can make the tastiest drawing. Well, I'm gonna win to win I don't how to win this all gonna taste the same. Oh, but it won't because I'm thinking outside of the box Oh these smell good. Actually. I'm still smelling this school. I poked my nose Is there a minute there's actually three slices here three sliced green slice of paper to sound wrong You have to follow the rules. Well, I went well the rules were eat the tastiest paper. This is the tastiest paper It's titled the tasties paper I think I win Wow Meaning you're very testy like oh hey. Hey I take yours and you can't touch mine. Okay. Now you have to follow the instructions. You're always saying that Sucks on it. Say hmm. This one's taste the best sucks Alright we get a bite of that you guys pulled your pizza I like Taco there you eat it normal. That's fun pulls like a taco Oh depends how big the piece of piece is It's like a big piece and you got it kind of like, you know, it's like a marshmallow. Yo, you'll let us know I say To say taco pizza a regular pizza, you know, that will be regular Nevada organics cacao niblets 16-ounce bags giblets wait Why is this why like why wouldn't I expect to eat this people buy this so often? Amazon even made a button for it. This is how normal this thing is Mike with my Dude it's so often liate. It's called a superfood What a cape on this thing, you've never really had cacao nibs no, all right. Well, they're good. Well they're pronounced niblets They're chocolate chocolate. Right right. Now it's well, it's cacao its plant-based which is close to vegetables. I can't eat it What are you doing? What are you writing inedible Oh No I guess we'll try it Great edit in post there and I'm just surprised you've never eaten these you guys are gonna hate it He's like when you don't like it. Oh, yeah slender God why it should it be edible because the taste is are so pungent Yeah, okay. Yeah First of all because you guys can't see this looks like say Little Rock's Yeah, eat it. So bitter yeah, that's no sugar. I'm better heating this The opposite things that are on the board shouldn't be yeah Yeah, it's just boy antioxidants. Just super bitter. What do you put this in coffee? You do it in a lot of different things They typically use for baking it'd be wrong. You guys are way more manly than I am Yeah, you will that's typically like actually, you know, like people that are into their health. Can we all agree? I look good Let me know what it's like on the scale guys Thank you very much for watching and make sure you click either one of these videos right there. Yes, because no Because they're interesting and funny just like Tanner's face wait See you guys next time
