10 Kids Products That Should Have Been Made For Adults!

this is so upsetting to me like it's not even funny it's just upsetting also who the heck puts underwear on a baby called a diaper no dude that baby just potty-trained agree what's going on guys welcome to dope or no the channel in which we rate products dope or no poor we touch our toes guys today we have a video special here for you just like every single video is special ten kid products that should have been made for adults these are products that were intended to be made for kids but they're so either absurd wild crazy inappropriate that they really should have been intended for adults okay so what we're gonna do is we're gonna rate them dope or nope so why don't you join us here you know grab a friend grab a family member whatever because we believe you can find absurdity in anything and it's best shared with someone else a laugh is best shared with someone else you know what I mean shut up it looks like candle wax oh it looks like an Shrek when he pulls up the washroom is here any sticks on table ignored that though this thing's 180 dollars what you know what I'm noticing here is probably the most shocking thing to me supposedly this is viewed once per hour rare and unusual no longer lights up is the batteries or tool you know if I ever lost a finger I'd want to attach this one just by sewing it on but how many there are that was two hundred five dollars no one on the left so he took it while running how's the et supposed to phone home now Add to Cart [Music] wait it's that's really weird color is that what it looks like that's what I look like bald okay that's my Kobalt everybody all the hairless cats that's literally me like 65 you oh man $200 all the collectors are gonna be so upset that I've been about to open this yeah I just don't like when packages start to look burnt from yeah so the idea of this thing is that you literally stick it on your finger and you walk around and go does he touch him on the forehead or does he he works his way down no what about inverse wet willy stick it in their ear at sticking factors for dope or no dope is if it was intended for kids and it is appropriate for kids note is if I hate that know is if it shouldn't be for kids so we also have a bit set up where we have an ET bike oh who wants to be Henry who looks most like Henry one meets you let's get real I'm Brown I think it's me I think I look most like Henry okay ah there's a lawnmower this is gonna be great for sound but I'm gonna take you home kid for whatever you offer I'm gonna take you home okay you know keep the finger hey there is come on but be yelling back shoutouts a swagged Rodriguez dill bike basket not included real fast they're also the aliens not included [Music] I have an article here don't shout it just be nice about it it is how one breathing father got lawn darts bingo jokes about this this is sad there's actually data so there was an old toy that I got used like this kid right here it was actual dart that you would put in separate areas of the lawn Ignasi lawn signs art and you would throw them they fly in the air and it was kind of like a javelin the tips were actually like pointy like actual dart yeah and so lawn dart going through this lawn darts or Jarts like George there's like joints but with poo in them or a period of eight years lawn darts had sent 6100 people to the emergency room 81 percent of those cases involve children 15 and younger and half of those 410 are younger oh my gosh the majority of injuries were to the head face eyes or ears and many years it's a permanent injury or disability why would they keep selling these well we found recreated versions oh my gosh they look like they've metal tips so it's legit just like darts you know see the collision if you move are the more pointing it all right well I'm gonna put one on the mats but we're gonna see how many points ago let's go ahead and add the basket just hold these I'm not gonna I don't want to joke about that how can Jack's really cool though I like a logo it's a matter of you trying to open a box ago from the other side where the opening is there was an opening on both sides I can't see all these turning to me the wrong way it's okay I'm still training him on unboxing what is a box by the way wow this is heavy this is like I hit to the head oh it doesn't even matter if it's sharp or not yeah I was questioning whether it would like puncture skin or not and now I'm like pretty convinced you throw this hard enough it'll literally go through your skull yeah it's got enough weight and inertia if you're throwing it too literally just I'm gonna drop it from right here oh yeah of course it did some Dane but a bit a hole in it that's just gravity right all right let's do this alright guys so we are in the back of bu battle universe if you haven't checked out that channel check out right there we're gonna play some long dark as you can see the dipper nope team has amazingly made door grass so the idea here is that you got to get it in that hole the red holes you get double points all right Taemin who's gonna be impossible harder remember my first off good press even though they work I'm still gonna say too dangerous for kids it's a nope it's not for kitchen this next product is a like to dare that's right we are bringing it back again because we want to do another dare yeah public let's give me so much anxiety oh you this product is part of today's video we will unbox it but we won't do the Dare until you meet the like goal and then we'll go out and do something with it I ain't standing out I just want to do my stuff but like no one see Who I am you know well you're in front of millions right now alright so we have a Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 sound vibrating broom Quidditch yeah why exactly right you're not getting a tada like Universal Studios and I forgot Bruges like this either though because you can't even sweep with that look at the head look at the end of that thing you're gonna sweep with that depends on how big it is zero surface area I'm sure you can still get some work done alright now where does a vibrating broom help you does that stimulate your hands maybe it just gives you feedback that you're flying oh you're flying yeah yeah no I got but you just got that no like way let me feel that vibrates way too much it's louder than my hairdryer so that's supposed to emulate like riding in the wind yeah like god of turbulence dodging all the other Quidditch players trying to you know get what are the little things called what is your niches quit it just yes that's it snitches they're called snapples dude snitch Quaffle bludger what's the goal here what's the idea is that right around that's the day's gotta do it no that's there you in public not here in public what's public out there out there in the universe do you guys understand how much anxiety I have with that so we're gonna dress up as a wizard as a wizard and like act like we just got off of our flight from from wherever from yeah the Diagon Alley so since it's Michael's product he's gonna be the one that has to do it we just decided because that's what I want if you guys want him to do so I'm not gonna go easy I'm gonna say you gotta give a hundred twenty Wow Kayla more than what I would have done but he said 120k likes like 300k to get me to eat the wax okay 200k likes and I'll do this in public guys make sure you comment the word snitch down below Michael will go to where takeaway do it in front of the chick-fil-a line we don't serve with vintage Batman water guns this is my childhood $99 this kind of better be special I can't make a clean joke about this I don't think you can everything has to do with the squirt gun you know I just can't save he's squirting out of his mouth oh so it's like you're hitting him and like yeah yeah like you ever been kicked in the nono spots so hard that you throw up no no really you have ever heard of people doing that I'm just surprised no one in this room has been kicked that hard good for you guys real quick yeah me neither so the idea here is that you push hard and he throws up just as weird in so many levels okay $100 Add to Cart we're doing at people I'm so excited why is he dirty that's the question you're asking out of this product you have to fill up the water gun oh my gosh not in the Batcave bleeding out of it go ahead in the bat-spot if I was the creator of Batman I'd be so upset that man never bends to cry this is weird this is a weird thing to be a part of this is the second weirdest thing I've done on dope enough what was the first first one was when Matt rode me like a horse oh come on you think that's worse than when you peed in a golf club just for confirmation oh my gosh I can't believe my appetite that is strong I like this you can have it just don't give it to a kid because I rate that a note yeah for kid usage that's a hard no I want to show this video I mean the baby's happy statistics show that more accidents can occur in the bathroom than in any other household area breach I can attest to that one right there is that Hulk Hogan's wife this toy was intended to help toddlers stay afloat during bath time unfortunately the plastic rings were known to rip and leak air leading to a drowning risk oh I thought they were gonna say as far as from a large team found in the research - no babies actually like harm just there were dangers within this product you can actually still buy this why are they still selling it raising the bar on bath time and water this is definitely flawed you can you don't want to just put it around the baby's neck because like they said if it does deflate then the baby is just literally underwater instantly yeah and it's all around the neck it looks like they're choking it even when it's just floating there and be why are you filling the bathtub up too high for the poor baby your baby should take a bath in a sink not in a bathtub look at that poor kid like hey this isn't a deep pool this is like preying upon like dumb parents you know like sometimes parents can be really really dumb instead of like choosing to educate themself first they'll just like trust a brand like this never do that educate yourself first and then buy things no this is not it that's all there is to it I don't even understand this this is not you don't have all that no you don't have all this stuff there's more this is this stuff no no no it's missing stuff oh there's the baby just sleeps right out the only thing that's keeping a baby in this is its nut is how tight you put it around his neck there's no singing I can't even believe that I wouldn't use this on myself well I guess I'm going to but I thought at least there was some sort of like system to like hold the baby yeah no it's a little plastic around the baby's neck just buckled oh my gosh the baby's gonna like suffocation should be clear it's only tight around I mean I guess you can adjust it but it's barely tight around my oh my okay so the only thing that's supposed to really work here that's what you're supposed to do and it's supposed to just their head is what's supposed to prevent them from drowning this size of their head also under the heck who the heck puts underwear on a baby it's called a diaper rookies nah dude that baby just potty training really like don't worry about me Mom little weights like it by the way when I do put one of these are beneath I like it I love babies 2015 McDonald's Happy Meal minions talking caveman minion toy number five what the frolic 'el what's a protocol like a hair follicle the frolics let's roll except wrong kind of dancer like mine they just throw it away pretty much this is a Happy Meal toy that is said to have some Oh naughty words mm-hmm can we just think about like how cool a happy meal was oh they were that they were the peak of our time how could you get better than that fast food plus a toy all for a low price to win whim and to be honest the toys weren't even that good as a kid oh they're trash it's just plastic but the idea of getting plastic was such fun all right so we gotta have you to go along with this guy of some parents that bought these toys for their kids he was a phrase why is his shirt off in this interview and it's raining outside Robert Fraser got several for his daughters as well as soon as we heard it our long took it away and I'd listen to it and that's what we found out that's what I was saying that's not what it's saying oh that does sound like it right there I actually can hear that okay so one of them does sound like you're saying WTF he was a bum Bob stop all I hear bah bah bah I still think it's a joke I'm afraid to joke there's a dope yeah it's not doesn't say anything now bin master recalls Aqua Dots children became unconscious after swallowing beads what is an aqua dot they're pretty much these little beads that you can make different design that of them or bees kind of so you pretty much get the beads wet and they'll like stick together and then you can make different shapes why did they become unconcious the coating of the beads that causes the beads to stick to each other when the water is at it contains a chemical that can turn toxic when many are ingested children who swallow can become comatose develop respiratory depression or have seizures so a bunch of kids everywhere we're having seizures are there like going in comas and the parents didn't know why then they found out their kids were eating these little beets my god if you're making kids toys it should have to go through like a chemist yeah opinion they should have to be like what is it made of these three things any responsible company should do that even it's for adults because adults are stupid too they're actually still being sold so they must have fixed yeah so they're still being sold the chemical that once previously contained it just no longer contains but I don't know from right off the bat I'm gonna say they're still dangerous though it says four plus on the packaging no heat no glue no mess we're gonna put that to the test the rest we're gonna put the test the rest you rhymed all that so I finished off on a run we're the best you know what's gonna happen the minute I open this up gonna lose them all they're gonna go everywhere and your boys gonna be sad so here's the problem cheese bees he forecasted it that probably these beads they look like candy I would eat these well see here's the thing even if you're a relatively old you don't want to use water you want used to lie that blue no it's not no age dude your tongue is blue from that so bitter I'm gonna take this I'll put like a little water on the table you see that water and I'm gonna just kind of push these guys into it and then I'm gonna I don't know like what do you do do you like alright ready and then movie magic boom I don't understand so we pretty much got these all wet we made the dough / nope logo oh that's no poor no clothes and then they dry together and then boom that's cool dope or nope I think it's a nope you think it's a note just because of the age that's gearing it tore down the packaging it's still saying four plus four plus definitely not four plus like eight plus no silly sausage reaction game to have fun kids adults party game know so it is an adult kids and adults you like here we got the silly sausage which it's gotta be the worst brain name in history says check out my five MOOCs it's got a hot dog it's got a banger and it's got jumbo turbo turbo I knew I should have gotten the tube it's pretty much just a poppet pocket rocket those little things you block it I don't think so it's a boffin it's not gonna twist it hold it okay you guys never bought it there's a commercial for this oh my gosh it's like walking at me who's like a horror movie you computer generator this thing wait posit Robert can you make that scene where he's walking at the camera can you turn that into a horror movie yeah see the same thing Wow this is a guy be the worst product ever made write a comment just say I love this firstborn I absolutely love thank you bye you know like that caught everybody by now we got a you have grown tremendously in your unboxing technique you will have now gotten my certification thank you if you shake my hand it means I'll never be under burned up again I disappear as a person because you take my place What did he say he's speaking and sausage what is the rules of this character right here dip me like and saw shake me [Applause] did you hear that I shook him he said shake me and then twist me before I could shake him so I shook him in a register the shake but not the twist oh you shook it man iron it he I think [Laughter] [Applause] major anxiety that's enough I feel more comfortable he just asked he's like hey can you poke me oh my gosh sure homie let's make it nice so come back alright so we got the kitty taser attention parents and guardians goodie Tasers oh my gosh what is the kitty taser a terrible idea yes does the idea of zapping a kid with an electrified product make me giddy inside what absolutely is product probably fake almost definitely either way can you imagine chasing a little brother or a little sister around the house with your very own taser no longer would you have to share the phone no more would your siblings hogging the bathroom violence is the answer they're providing so they still sell it we found it it's on Amazon zapper toy I bought two of these diapers for my kids and they love them they run and pretend to zap each other it makes a zapping sound but that's about it I gave it a four word because one broke the day after I rip it I give it four out of five stars 80% because it sucks yeah oh my gosh realistic so it's not gonna actually taste any buddy right yeah but it's gonna scare the heck but it's also gonna be teaching bad habits where it's like oh it's fine it's a tie nice PJs people yeah and I'm already gonna say no because what if kids take this to school I don't know think it's like a fun thing out of school then like you know they're getting in trouble cuz it's like not safe hey just three and up no stop bottom right oh yeah right there age three net right there I'm not gonna lie to you Luna would love this thing wait whoa whoa give me the black paper that's a Matthew five nothing there's a Bible verse on it dude Matthew 5:9 blessed are the peacemakers for they shall be called sons of God this is a peacemaker no that's a pacemaker I'm starting a court or a heart I don't think this would get anyone around the office I'm gonna say - nope anyways it's not like that crazy in a previous video we pitched you guys a product and we actually did a collaboration with Stanford Foley 20 it was titled ten of the world's smallest products that actually work and it was a DIY video and in one of the products we found a doll that this that has hair all over its body and you're supposed to you can shave the baby what's with the leg hair I've never seen I've never seen a baby go through puberty this looks like Donald Trump mixed with Chucky so this was the prototype but this was sold I believe in like Japan but people are actually remaking this product into this on Etsy if they're selling it I don't want to look know how you even supposed to shave that that's not shaving works I don't tape the hair to my face Oh tanner I can't do it click Add to Cart I don't want the car I'll do here's a guy look at the beard on earth it's better than my legs look at the arm there's looks like sasquatch oh there's hair in packages there's hair on the shaver so see this one is concerning because the of Wow look at those legs that is hard to look at this is getting into the weird side of YouTube this is not even doing anything you need the shaving cream don't shaving cream look at her armpit hair bro it's not even coming off dude I try it I couldn't get in your eye all right bring it in all left leg oh my gosh you're literally gonna rip off the skin oh my gosh do I have a dip hey remind me to never hire you as a barber hey got some hair up so let's take a quick look just to show some stuff I will show that I did shave a bit but since she doesn't have skin and these aren't hair follicles sorry everybody I made a mess just like whoever made this problem that is one cheap Barbie doll - I'm gonna write that a dope I'm saying as a hardcore nope Oh guys we want to give a big big big x 3 mucho Grande shout out to Karen long burg for becoming a member of the doper no family man if you guys want to become a member just like Aaron check out that join button and we'll see you there hit the dab just kidding I did it anyway if you guys enjoyed this video be sure to check out some of our other content this video right here that is 10 of the world's smallest DIY products that actually work it's a cool to collab with holy trinity check it out this part right here is the video that YouTube recommends just for you and you 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Keywords: reacting to, meme, hilarious, in real life, worst, cringe, cringy, gadget, weird, funny, strange, things, toys, kids, adults, react, reaction, 2019, fails, kids products, fail, prank, hi5 studios, dope or nope, matthias, unboxing, comedy, unbox, fun

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Length: 24min 0sec (1440 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 15 2019