👹EPIC BALDUR'S GATE 3 - 😱D&D TIKTOK COMPILATION| DUNGEON AND DRAGONS #29

[Music] what the [ __ ] is this piece of [Music] [ __ ] you need to be gay trust me gay is in gay is hot I want some gay gay it's going to [Music] be [Music] kill rooll for intelligence now which of us will be the object of your attraction wow what great options this is going to be so hard oh H sisters I'm back from war hello sailor computer show me how to connect this to balers Gate 3 romanceable cutcenes fastest route no freeways pter are you listening to me your groin feels strangely warm you licked a dead spider dead spider you licked it that is something that happened I think we need to get you some air and perhaps have a long talk about unresolved charted issues stop making the D thing So aerian ba created a Spotify playlist for the pale elf himself [Laughter] Oh no just me and him in battle right now it it didn't kill him oh no [Laughter] what what is this car it's really funny that you say that cuz it seems like you were there because that's kind of what we're doing so while we were running a DND d game there was about 20 cats in the room see that pink sheet of paper that has a list of all of the Cats and when they're on the table the certain type of blessing that they give to everyone whether it be a plus one to attacks or damage or whatever we're still World building but the cats are B basically going to be the deities you're right great minds I guess okay I think we'll just uh long rest okay is this what everyone want yeah we're all going to bed okay real quick I just have to roll something just one second do you have a d8 i yeah just just one real quick okay thank you so much okay [Applause] okay so the next day you all wake up no no hold on I'm waiting what if I do this throw some water on you this is clever oh might even work oh come here is it going to work ow are you all right oh I'm okay my lips are burnt off but it's all good I hope that's true cuz I'm hoping for seconds thirds and fourths once we find a way to cool off this engine do I have any more water can I just throw more water at her wait what I can control click and then move actually I can shift click and then drag them to other people all at the same oh my God laran wins that is so good oh my God you can drag you can control click each one and also hold down shift click on one and then the next one you click on it'll pick everything between the the two that you just like to do like with files and windows welcome to day 84 of rolling a D100 until we either get a one or 100 on a one I destroy it and 100 I pass it on to someone else and today I'm rolling it somewhere where is this let me know in the comments all right she just keeps rolling where where are you going is the ground uneven wow once again that is a 20 pressure test oh yeah baby I don't want a [Music] word you notice nothing more than meets the eye it's not like I'm going to saves come the first roll in the game I mean that would be ridicul squirrel lunges at your foot and bites it what the [ __ ] [ __ ] do I kick her absolutely [ __ ] you ooh [ __ ] oh that shit's getting [ __ ] kicked I hope he s flying up the cliff oh my God [ __ ] Jesus what did you do oh no he disapproved it's everywhere wait you ruined a perfectly good snack you claim victory over the squirrel oh my God sure why you were fighting I [ __ ] up go back no I don't know you enter the dungeon and on the far side of the room you see a door can I seduce the door no you cannot can I seduce the door also no can I punch Zeus uh Zeus you take four damage well I transform into a beaver you do that now can I seduce the door still no I punched Zeus again three more damage can I fight the door no uh I also would like to fight the door no one can fight the door I fight the door you lose I fight you Aries take a walk is the door dead or alive it's a door can I enslave It soul how would you no can I build a better door do you want Want to Build a Better Door I acquire lumber from the surrounding Forest okay you do that is is the door locked no it isn't I open the door you do so inside is one small Treasure Chest I seduce the treasure chest no this door is small weird and creepy but it only gets creepier when I tell you where it's located now this is the arched Bridge of the natas trace parkway which goes across Highway 96 just west of Nashville Tennessee my hometown grow growing up my friends and I spent a lot of time exploring trying to find weird and hidden places all around the area and this is by far one of the strangest and one of the most weird where the bridge meets the Land There is a kind of structure that acts as an anchor for the bridge and if you go up into that structure between the bridge and between where it's anchored in you find this small weird door and it literally leads to a tunnel that goes all the way through the bridge I believe it's for maintenance but it was unlocked once and let me tell you the inside of a bridge is just as scary and as creepy as you would imagine it welcome to day 27 of Rolling a d00 until we get a one or a 100 on a one we destroy it on a 100 we pass it on what she said you did a great job thanks so this weekend we're having a little bit of a Valentine's Retreat here in Chattanooga Tennessee and there is a lovely long driveway at the place we're staying so we're going to roll it down B Ellen's going to be here to catch it and I'm going to be up there to roll it what a lovely view there's Ellen okay and here we go you got it you got it nice oh my God okay okay okay good good block good block good block let it settle move your foot slowly you you got you got and that is a lovely 62 pressure test oh yeah baby and his 62 gives us these new stats yes I'm a gatekeeper and a hater I'm also God's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world forgive and forget no resent and remember I hate this place I want to go to build a bear and boulders gate you don't stuff the bear the best stuff you if you're lucky have I stabbed you no then I'm being nice pardon my French but are you a douche baggot well well well if it isn't the consequences of your own actions oh roll initiative good luck discussing your opinion with me when I'm hurling Boulders at you from the peak of a mountain you're begging for a whole episode with just good designs okay this is female fantasy armor but only 10 out of 10 this design is absolutely gorgeous it's beautifully feminine but fully protective I love the golden red color scheme and the red skirt this is perfect I like my female warriors in full plate while this armor isn't nearly as fancy as the last one it still looks beautiful it's nice and Sleek everything's covered really well and the green cape just ties it all together this is some very realistic armor and the level of detail in it is insane I would much rather see more of this type of stuff than the bikini armor and sexualized stuff that we normally review on this page it's just another 10 out of 10 I love it when Armor Designs are distinctly female without needing to draw attention to breast legs or make it sexual this armor is unique it's different and is perfectly protected and at first I wasn't too sure but the skirt honestly wouldn't restrict movement much this amazing artist even drew a funny comparison between armor and armor it's just really refreshing to see this kind of stuff cuz we see this all the time how practical would these fantasy armor designs for women be this has fully exposed thighs chest waist and head you are not protecting anything here one out of 10 this on the other hand manages to look feminine with the long skirt but still have a lot of armor on it 8 out of 10 for questionable Mobility this one's fully armored except for the boobs they're just out for some reason um five out of 10 for everything else this looks great to me there's nothing wrong with this except for the shoulder being a little big but I'm going to give it a 10 out of 10 this looks great Until you realize that from rib cage to Middle thighs is exposed five out of 10 once again the same problem with rib cage to thighs exposed plus some cleavage three out of 10 this isn't even a suit of armor this is just a knee and an arm covered zero out of 10 this is so overly sexualized this would be fine except a boob Gap in the breast plate would cause structural instability seven out of 10 oh lean towards it take its tentacle in your hand oh my Lord dude you feel its breath M into yours cold smelling faintly of vanilla and garlic as you pulling close to its face it's exciting palpable you pause a moment as a thought occurs to you oh my Lord where is a mind Flare's mouth oh my me I a memory stirs diagrams in a book you read long ago a mind Flare's mouth is underneath the tentacles here's how to get the legendary Trident irona and balers Gate 3 first you want to head over to the circus of the last days in Rivington and head over to the wheel with this guy standing by named aabi if you talk to him he will tell you to spin his wheel in which you actually have a 0% chance of winning after he calls you ugly and putrid and mini spins later you might guess he is in fact rigging this wheel so what you need to do is either distract him or pickpocket a ring in his possession that gives the ability to use Mage hand once you do this and spin again you will get the jackpot he becomes Furious and knows you played him so he teleports you to this random jungle there's a bunch of raptor mobs and some loot nearby but at the end of the instance by the exit portal there is a locked chest that contains the legendary Trident naona barbarians Fighters paladins and Rangers are proficient with this weapon as it unlocks the abilities maming strike piercing strike Zephyr Flash and Zephyr break additionally this trident can be thrown to deal AOE lightning damage and it also returns to you you get immun to Falling damage increase movement speed and jumping distance a permanent light up to 6 M and plus three to weapon enchantment find this is a game called balers 8 three it's really really kids can watch this not really so we'll have to go here in a second but we can watch for just a few minutes if you want I'll get plowed sideways we got a welcoming party you head time you showed up up we got trouble spit it out Sergeant finally choked on true Soul near rug no the soul caused a rockfall trapped tighter than a ring on a fat finger me you pay up I'm very thankful you don't know most of these words that's the trouble he's got the gold on him Sergeant's arm is falling off with all the gnome slaves she's been beating so this is balers Gate 3 and I think it's only going to go downhill from here so that's probably about where we got to say goodbye okay can you say bye-bye to chat bye we see you guys in a little bit I'm going to take him back upstairs I'll be right back guys yeah I figured uh figured we should go ahead and just you know probably get I'm I'm sure this area is only going to get worse and worse and worse what's a [ __ ] Soul Daddy yeah um it's uh uh it's kind of fish um yeah anyway go ask your mom here's my little treat with their cheeks all flushed you will come to my bed tonight won't you oh I certainly can it would be my pleasure H how about this one when I'm with you I feel practically alive yet I crave only to die again with you H let me give it another go every part of your perfect body Whispers Temptation it's as if the gods made you just to ruin me I can go all night with the flattery but is that really all you want how about if I said these little words everyone's favorite I love you I am it's hard not to with you now as much as I relish standing around and saying all my favorite lines at you I'd much rather we got to experience each other's uh full portfolio of talence once again I'll be [Music] waiting [Music] [Music] [Music] my W [Music] [ __ ] come on [Music] GL and inside [Music] the [Music] [Applause] [Music] with can on the [Music] bylight [Music] [Applause] [Music] my 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Length: 20min 47sec (1247 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 23 2023