- What is it? Aaaah! ♪ (creepy music) ♪ - So does watching that video
mean I'm gonna die seven days from now? ♪ (dramatic chord) ♪ - (FBE) So today,
we are bringing back a YouTubers React favorite.
- Ooh, okay. - The YouTubers like it
or everyone else likes it? - (FBE) I'd say
everyone else likes it. - Okay. (chuckling)
- Oh. - (FBE) We're going
to show you a compilation of videos where people
will often respond with, "What the [bleep] did I just watch?"
after watching it. - I'm famil--
- (staffer) Uh-oh. Maybe it's the fire alarm.
- What's happening?! (alarm blaring) Is this what we're reacting to?
- (FBE) No. This is the actual fire alarm. No, this is actually--
- You [inaudible]. - (staffer) Hold on for a second. ♪ (muzak) ♪ - (murmuring offscreen) - (FBE) All right, what
were we talking about? (laughing) - I think that was
a very appropriate thing to happen when describing WTF. They just said an event
is happening on the floor. Please exit the building. And considering what's been
happening in America recently, I was a little scared! - (FBE) So after each video,
we're gonna have you rate them on a scale of 1-5 based on how WTF
you thought they were. - On the "what the [bleep]" scale? One being, (casually)
"Oh, what the [bleep]?" and five being like,
"I want to quit life." - ♪ I love a red haired dog ♪
- (chuckling) ♪ I love a blond hair dog ♪ - Is that Dolly Parton?
- Beautiful. - Awww. - ♪ A salacious barking brunette ♪ - This is beautiful. - Yeah, this is definitely
what the [bleep]-able. - ♪ (vocalizing) ♪ - Okay. - ♪ (vocalizing) ♪ - Oh, man. Why does this exist? - Awww.
- That was just some nice puppers. - It was more calming
than anything, actually. I really enjoyed it. - Super creepy, but still, you know,
I'd put this at about a two. - It was a three.
I've seen worse. - Yeah, that's a one. - That's a two.
- Not weird at all. It's good.
It was not weird. - One.
- Yeah. - Those were good boys. - That was a four. - One. - I've seen weirder than that. Two. - One.
- I'd say one as well. I love dogs and wigs. - Two. It's just dogs wearing wigs. - It's a three for me.
I've seen a lot of weird [bleep] and that is not that weird. - That's a five on a scale
of real good use of your time there, lady. - I want to go with a two.
It was goofy, but there's some weird crap out there. (silence) - "Let me hear your war cry." OH!
- (startled) Oh, my god! Oh, no!
- Oh! - (cadet) Aaaaaaaah! - I've already seen
this video too many times. - (cadet) Aaaaaaah! - What's happening? - (cadet) Aaaaaaaah! - I think this is
from Full Metal Jacket. - It looks like
it's from Full Metal Jacket. - Oh, I never want
to watch this again. - Stop! I can't look away, though. Oh, thank god, it's over. - I genuinely feel uncomfortable
within my own skin. - A solid three. I don't know how you
make Kubrick more horrifying, but someone found a way. - Four. That was scary. - That's five. What the [bleep]? I've seen that face
before in my nightmares. - Two.
- Two. - They're trying too hard. - That's still only about a two.
I'm just dead inside. - I'll go for a three. - (both) Five. - All the way. - God, I can't get it
out of my head now. - A four because I feel very itchy. Why does that video
make me feel itchy? - A four. - Three.
- I'll give it a two. I guess it's more what the [bleep]
than the last one. - Five.
- Okay, yeah. - Five. That was messed up. (silence) - (both) "Who wants
to gnaw on human bones?" - It's not a good way
to start a video. I can tell you that. ♪ (quirky music) ♪ - No! What? ♪ (music becomes disturbing) ♪
- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, no. Are you guys gonna
hypnotize me in here? ♪ (disturbing music) ♪
- ♪ (humming along) ♪ - It's kinda like
a scary Telletubbies. - (chuckling) Is it wrong
that I kind of like this? - This is really-- I don't like it. Oh, okay. - I enjoyed that. - Yeah, I saw that
you were enjoying that. - That's a one.
- I'll say a three. - You want to report
these kind of people to your local authorities
as soon as possible. Five.
- I want to go four. - Three. Part of me liked it. - I'm going to give that a two
because that was actually quite happy. - Two.
- Yeah, a two. - It's just making you
question what's going on. - Four. - It just seems like a kid's show. I'll roll with a two. - I'm going to go for a two. Not impressed.
You tried too hard. - That's easily a one. I could see that walking down
the street these days. You ever been to New York? - Three. I feel like by the end
of this viewing session, we're going to find gold. - That lived inside
somebody for a while and they couldn't live with it anymore
and they had to get it out. For a video, that's a two. On an existential level, it's a five. ♪ (chipper music) ♪
- (chuckling) ♪ (chipper music) ♪ - Yeah, I'm horrified. - Dolls make me uncomfortable. - Nope. Why does their face look like that? - (both) "Poisonous"? - All right, yeah,
definitely getting creepy. - "The price is..." - Oh, wow! Okay. - That turned quicker
than I even had time to process. - Very good. Yes. Of course.
- What the [bleep] just happened? - (hearty chuckle)
What the --ck? - So does watching that video
mean I'm gonna die seven days from now?
That's my five. - A four. - See, that's more like it! Four. - It's a three. - One.
- One? No, I'd give that a four. I don't like that at all. - Three. - That was a four.
What the [bleep]? - I'd put it a two.
- I'm willing to go two. - It was kinda scary,
but it would be weird if you went into a horror movie
and it wasn't scary. - I think a four. - I'm going full five. - I was between four and five.
I'm at five. - I'd give it a 666. - I'll say two.
- Okay, I said three. We're desensitized to a lot-- - Yeah, you've showed us
some pretty messed up stuff last time. - (figure) Ho ho ho.
- (laughing) - (man) Clown.
(squeaking) Clown. - Nope. - (man) Clown.
- No. - (man) Clown.
- (laughing) - (man) Clown.
- Okay, what do you look like? - Is there another layer of clowns? - (man) Clown. - Stop. Stop. - And he's wearing a clown shirt. Oh, no. Clown-ception. - (man) Clown.
- OH! - (man) Clown.
- Oh, god! - (man) Clown.
- Aaah, no! Oh, I wasn't expecting that. Five. That was weird. - That one's a four. I don't have the fear of clowns
that a lot of people have, but I get it. - Five. I didn't like the nose. - Three. That's not your real nose. It was like, "boop."
You have no nose. Sorry about that. - Voldemort gets a three. - That last second of frames,
that gives it a four. - We'll go four.
- That was a good one. - Four.
- I'll give it a four too. The nose fell.
That was a good touch. - Five.
- Yeah, five, for sure. - This is the last time
I'm doing this show. - I'm so unnerved by the nose. I have to go with a four. - One.
- Five. - Five?! - Can you stop? I don't judge you
for liking this stuff. - (voice-over) Do not be afraid. - (ghostly wailing)
- Oh, god! - What is it? - (creature screeching)
- Aaaah! - (yelping) - (staticky screeching) (ghostly wailing) - Is this like Muppets 1.0? - Some sick moves. - (staticky screeching)
- Oh, wow. Okay, I want to take
these off my head. - (staticky screeching) - The voice on this one,
it just hurts. - Do you all have a medicure, someone we can talk
to after watching these? Sit down with a counselor. - There was a little bit of that air,
"We're trying to [bleep] with you." I'm like-- (scoffing)
I'll give it a two, I guess. - That's a four for me. - Five. Oh, that was horrid. - Three. It feels too try hard. - Three. No, that's
just a guy in a sheet. You ain't got me. - That was the most surprising thing,
so I'm willing to give it a three. - Three. - That's a five. - I would say a five.
- It's a good five. - Three.
- Three. - Average. - When it gets too creepy,
that's a five to me. - Five. What the [bleep]?
Please, no. - That's a five for me. Is there gonna be
a nice video at the end of this, like a sorbet to cleanse my palate? ♪ (death metal) ♪ - Gross. I hate you
so much right now. - Oh, god.
I know this one. - (gagging) What is that? - A spider?
- Is this thing alive? - It bothers me
that I've seen this video and this is horrifying. - Is that lo mein? - Is that ramen noodles?
- Oh, this is so gross. - Oh, no, that's Pad Thai. - See, that's some real what factor
because of what the hell it is. - (giggling nervously) No, I can't! Oh, that's disgusting.
I hated that. - If you ever see that in your house,
make sure to kill it right away. Or move. Just move. Abandon all your stuff--
- Yeah, that's it. - For me, it's a two.
- It's a three. - That's a five. Disgusting. - Five. Yuck, yuck, yuck. - I'll give that a four. - It was kind of gross,
so I'd give that a solid three. - That was a four.
Why did you show me that? - I'm willing to go four on this one
because we had a lot of questions. - I'm boycotting.
We can go with your four. - That's easily a four. - One. I'm sorry. It wasn't dark. There was some nice music
in the background. - Three, just because
I don't like gross worms. - Three. Just because of the spit. - I'll give it a two.
- Five. You and I have to reevaluate
our friendship. (silence) - These dank dolls. - (sighing) Dolls again? - This thing's stop motion.
I love the stop motion. - Oh, no! No! - This is what I kinda want
to do to my eyeballs right now, so I can unsee this. - I like Pikachu in the background.
I just saw that. - I hate dolls! (rubbing furiously) - No, put some cream on. - Oh, cool. It's self harm. Wonderful. Appropriate for a child. (ceramic shattering) - You're gonna have to cut
your hand off to get in there. - I know exactly what I'm watching,
I just hate it. - (wincing)
- Argh! Yeah, that was good. - Meh, I've seen worse. That's a four. - Five. Creepy, weird, creepy! - That's a five. - That's a five for me, for sure.
- That's a big fiver. - Those are haunting! - One.
- One. - I know exactly what I watched...
a man's twisted look into the mind of a child with OCD. - That was weird.
That was a five. - A three. - A four then. - Probably a five. How am I going to go back to VidCon? - Two. Not WTF. I know exactly what
they're trying to do. - Four for me. It's bad. But I've seen worse. - Four.
- Yeah, I'd say four. - I want to meet
the person who did that and I want to ask him why. - (FBE) So this
is actually the fifth time that we've done this challenge
because it is so highly requested that we keep bringing it back.
- That makes sense. They want to see us suffer. - (FBE) Why do you think
people enjoy seeing people react to these videos so much? - Because people are messed up.
That's why! - The simplest answer
is the viewers hate us. - Because they want to make sure
the feeling they're feeling at home is the same feeling
we're feeling here. - Other people found them
and were disturbed by them, and they want a sense
of community with it. I think going to see
a horror movie in the theatre is fun because you get to experience it
with everybody versus watching something
that truly terrifies you by yourself, where it's just upsetting. - Thanks for watching this
episode of YouTubers React. - Be sure to check out
all the YouTubers in this video. Links in the description below. - (both) Thanks for watching. Bye! - Hi, guys, JC here,
a producer here at FBE. Thanks so much for watching
this episode of YouTubers React. Big thanks to all the creators
who came in to shoot with us right here at VidCon.
Make sure to support them. All the links are down below.
Thanks. Bye, guys.
Jesse, Boogie, and Boyinaband are the only tolerable ones in here
Edit: Guys, the downvote button is not for opinions ;)
I still want a kids react to version but only with McJuggerNuggets. Make it happen, Fine Bros please.