- (announcer) So far,
so good for Mainus. - What?
What did he say? - You almost got me, internet.
Almost. - ♪ (upbeat intro) ♪ - (FBE) So, we're gonna show
you some videos and you can't smile or laugh
while watching. - Oh no.
Oh no. That's my thing.
I always smile and laugh. - Oh gosh.
I'm gonna go, okay? No, I'm really bad at these. - (FBE) All these videos
were chosen by our viewers who are hoping to get you
to laugh. - It might be a little hard.
I definitely smile a little too much. - (FBE) If you lose,
you'll be out for that round and we'll bring you back in
for the next one. - Like you had to get out.
- Oh wow. Okay, so it's like on on.
Let's do it. I'm down.
- I'm not gonna laugh. - I just got serious. - Give me your worst.
I accept all challengers. - This is the part where
I'm supposed to say, "Bring it on"
but you know I'm gonna laugh. I'm terrible at these.
I love them, but I'm terrible at them. - (man) Watch this. - Who does this?
- (man) Come on! - What is he expecting? - (man) Come on, buddy. - I think he's trying
to catch feelings for somebody. - What country is this?
Damn it. - (buzzer) - And there it is.
And there it is. It's a windsock.
- (man) Oh my God! - It was the screaming.
- (buzzer) - I didn't even know
it could get that big. Oh.
- (buzzer) - (man screaming)
- Guys are stupid. - (buzzer) - It's not gonna work.
Something's gonna happen. - The catch.
- (man screaming) - This guy's having way
too much fun. - They are really built
to last, aren't they? That's great.
I see that and I'm like, wow, that's a product truly
delivering on its promise. - (man laughing) - He's laughing.
- (buzzer) - Yeah.
I don't know why I said "yeah." That's really gross. - That poor girl. - Oh, oh.
Family friendly. - Hey man, nothing funny
about sex. That's just the circle of life, man. - I feel very sorry
for that girl. - That's gross. - Cute animal videos
make me laugh. Cute animals doing it
videos, less funny. - That might have been the first
video I've ever not laughed at when I'm supposed to. - ♪ Oh
How'd you fit all that ♪ - (buzzer) - ♪ You know what to do
with that big fat butt ♪ - (cameraman) What are you
gonna do with that big fat butt? - Okay, I'm sorry.
- (buzzer) - Oh no.
- (buzzer) - (buzzer) - Wiggle, wiggle--
shut up. - (buzzer) - God dang.
- (buzzer) - Wow. - Okay, this one's a little bit
more difficult not to laugh at. I'm finding it a struggle. - (exhales) - You almost got me, internet.
Almost. - ♪ (guitar music) ♪ - Oh, I like this song. - Isn't that the Budweiser horse? - That's sweet. - I love this song.
Fleetwood Mac is awesome. - ♪ I've been afraid of changing ♪ - I knew it, I knew it.
I was like, oh, it's gonna be turned into glue or something.
- (buzzer) - Oh no!
It just got real. - Are we gonna pan past
a glue truck or something? - No, no. - That's really depressing.
- What? - (voiceover) Yas,
yas, yas, yas. - (buzzer) - No.
- (voiceover) Yas! - Damn it, damn it.
Come on. - (buzzer) - (voiceover) Yas!
ya-a-a-a-as. - Damn it.
- (buzzer) - (voiceover) Yas,
Ya-la-la-la. - (buzzer) - They almost all sound
the same. - 'Cause it's the same guy
doing the voiceover. - (voiceover whispering) No.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I suck at this.
- (buzzer) - (voiceover) Yas. - I've also never played
Pokemon, so I've got that working for me. - God, that just goes.
That was good. - Best video I've seen
in a long time. We've reached peak internet,
ladies and gentlemen. - "Danny vs Mainus."
I'm gonna say Mainus and not "My anus."
- (announcer) Mainus needs to loosen up a little here.
We know, Pat, that Mainus can take a pounding.
- (buzzer) - Oh, it sounds like "my anus." - (announcer) Mainus wants
to take him there. - I love this stuff. - (announcer) So far so good
for Mainus. - What?
What did he say? - (announcer) He has enormous
respect for Mainus. - Oh, "my anus" is what
I'm hearing now. - That's really funny.
- (announcer) Quick jab Mainus. - He said "Jab my anus."
Come on. - (buzzer) - (announcer) Quick jab Mainus.
Mainus' movement has been superb here.
And Mainus is taking punishment. - His anus is taking punishment.
- (buzzer) - (announcer) And Mainus
is taking punishment. - (buzzer) - (announcer) Mainus
is taking punishment. - The thought of my anus
taking punishment is just sad more so than funny. - (McGonagall) I will not
have you in the course of a single evening
besmirching that name by behaving like a babbling,
bumbling band of baboons. - Wow.
- ♪ Babbling, bumbling band of baboons ♪
- (buzzer) - ♪ Babbling, babbling
bumbling, bumbling ♪ - This is kinda tight.
It's like I'm at a rave. - (buzzer) - ♪ Babbling, bumbling
band of baboons ♪ ♪ Babbling, babbling
bumbling, bumbling ♪ ♪ Band of baboons ♪
- I actually like this remix. - ♪ Babbling, babbling
bumbling, bumbling ♪ ♪ band of baboons
Babbling, babbling ♪ ♪ Bumbling, bumbling
band of baboons ♪ - Okay, Professor McGonagall. - ♪ Boo, boo, boo ♪
- McGonagall's got bars. You gotta give her credit. - ♪ baboon, boo, boo, boo
babbling, bumbling ♪ ♪ Babbling, bumbling
band of baboons ♪ - I hope there's a band
of baboons. - In the words of the Pokemon Go
characters, "Yas." - The echo almost had me. - "When you've over done it."
- (girl) Holy! That poo will overflow the toilet.
- Aw. I've been there, buddy.
You know. - (girl) I ate so much food.
That poo will overflow the toilet. I don't even know why
I ate that much food. - Legit me after Thanksgiving.
- Yeah. - (buzzer) - (girl) That will make the toilet
overflow again. - God damn it, it got me!
- (buzzer) - (girl) That poo will
overflow the toilet! I don't even know why
I ate that much food. - I say this all the time.
- (buzzer) - I love it.
I love children. - (buzzer) - (girl) That will make
the toilet overflow again. - (buzzer) - You better not eat
that much food again. - "Have kids" they said.
"It'll be fun" they said. Mm-mm, nice try. - (girl) The toilet
overflow again. - I've overflowed too many
toilets in my day to find that humorous. - (kid) Chicken nugget! - (buzzer) - (kid) Chicken nugget!
- Oh my goodness. - (buzzer) - (kid) Chicken nugget!
- That was scary. - (kid) Chicken nugget!
- That's just horrific. - (kid) Chicken nugget! - I'ma have sleep paralysis
tomorrow. - (FBE) That was our last
video. - That was a pretty solid
selection of videos, you fellow memers out there. - I think that you're gonna
get a lot of people with these videos.
Did you get me? Got me once.
Tip of the cap to you. Good job, internet.
Well done. - Thanks for watching,
everyone. - Subscribe for new shows
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