You Won't Believe How They Live 🇵🇭

the Knights Hospitaller is on and I can only mean one thing it is time for another episode of Harold invades the most possibly the most miss named show on YouTube because I actually don't invade anything I get invited into people's homes or at least I try to I tried to get invited into people's homes and is exactly what I'm gonna do now now whether I succeed or not this will be one of those rare Harold invades that I'm gonna use regardless because this is such a crazy little community here I'm always fascinated about how people live and all the houses here stand on stilts out in the river so I'm gonna get some some drinks from here there's a little shop took me an hour to get here I'm getting mighty red so I'm gonna get some shade here some water and then it's onwards Christian soldier let me see what they hello there do you have some drinks for the white man it is so hot let me see what do you recommend what do you recommend for someone who's turning red a Coca Cola yeah but the coke is already red I think I'm gonna have to go for a water yes the big one yes why not I the bear look very good but it looks very bad walking around drinking in a new neighborhood so I'll come back for some beer when I'm done filming how much is this 30 30 30 that's about half a dollar I think yes so cheaper much cheaper okay keep that okay yeah is your house also in the water like the other houses see water yeah incredible atever but but here it goes way out in the river I thought do you think it's all right if I walk around out there you have to find someone who lived there and say hello and maybe they can it's what a mangrove yeah I'd love to walk out there and see is that okay you think okay yeah I have to but who lives here I have to say hello can I come see it's up to me okay I will try everybody here speaks English right yeah okay that's easy for me sometimes I'm in a new country and I say hello and people is like what's he talking about what does he want everyone yeah but sometimes the old people don't speak so much like 67 months okay I'll find someone 20 30 then yeah awesome I'll be back keep that Sun meet cold all right thank you thank you I most quite sure where to begin the investigation what I was hoping for or invasion there's not investigation what I was hoping for look here you can you can walk out here and but clearly someone lives here I'm not quite sure how they will they will take to to me just wandering in here well let's you know what's that over there I want to investigate this one later I'll be at your house where's the entrance there it's here hello guys do you speak English no English it seems to me that no is an English word how are you sir is this your home is this your home care can I walk out and have a look awesome I'm very fascinated about how you live all right I'm making a blog about your neighborhood why you have chicken is it a fighting chicken yeah really yesterday I saw a chicken fight did did this chicken fight what happened to your water low tide this our Wow I would love to come out in this boat the yesterday yesterday I was here I was driving through and the water was up to maybe here no water today no water low tide okay can I can I walk in and through the other side that's okay yes yes sure all right thank you you live here too how many people live here hello guys my name is Harold is your hotel how much per night no I'd like to stay one one week thank you later I'll come and check out your room okay one I can you can debate the rate well this were you cooking yeah you you make lechon hmm let John know no let John know what you eating here you eat fish yes mainly oh and you catch the fish yourself yes awesome I want to have a look at your Oh Oh careful you can fall fall into the river let me see any fish in there yeah I just rice just rice and this you you find yourself to in uh Filipino eating I like it and some soup so how many people stay here 10 people 15 people how many one two three four how nine people your nine people yeah all family yeah alright and that's your father oh yeah father my mother so you brothers yeah right oh I can walk out here sure oh you have pigs yes oh my god this is awesome hello there what's your name what's the name ah that's the name name BRR Harald jisan yeah Jason oh I thought you said Dave hello Jason how's it going wow these are so cool hey Jason what are you eating there what's Jason eating some pig feed and before you have for pig you have one two three four Wow and you you you eat it you you slaughter and eat let Jon oh yeah you make lechon from him yes Wow and here we are all the way at the back is to say for walking it's okay they seem skeptical all right they're laughing they're like me me maybe the white man will go for a swim awesome so how do I cross over there I can walk through here we'll have to go out I have to go out I was hoping to go for a swim but the water is like this I cannot swim here low tide Alabama low tide okay the tour continues I'm coming back can you save me save me all right thank you thank you wow what a cool family oh you have here's another chicken yeah you're the father is nice to meet you thank you so much for for seeing your home you have a very big family impressive family okay my hotel room is ready this this is my room with this one hotel which room are you giving me let's see okay no aircon okay okay your style I like to Filipino style thank you so much I'm gonna I want to I want to try and go the other side do I have to walk out there yeah and cross not this one can you show me alright you can be my guide me right you can be where the guided tour sure door guy see you guys later I'll be back whoa it's so hot I need a guide I cannot go alone this is your friend your friend hope yes my bad your home let's go and say hello to your brother very interesting they seem a bit worried about going in there let's go on check this out I'm still there campaigning out here come on we can do it no problemo well the planks are really bending when I'm walking check this out it's not the easiest home to invade now is it I'm coming don't you worry incredible hey sister whoa whoa look at that I shouldn't have put sunscreen it's sweating into my eyes hello there is this your home not the easiest home to invade but we can do it I'm coming don't worry I got it I got it your brother how's it going oh this your home your family nice to meet you my name is Harold very scary TV show what are you watching but how many people stay here 300 no oh my god hi this your wife oh yeah and you have two daughters one daughter so how what's the economy out there what do you do for a living are you are you all fishing are you did you say to make Doritos Doritos why is a farmer yeah okay with advice but but that's not here that is far away like you have to travel to the rice field or is there wait where is the farm is it back here yeah I mean back here is just river right so so the farm you have to you have to travel somewhere okay interesting what about you are you a farmer - no stuck on stay here you stay here yeah oh yeah so you are a god yes you are so someone come in like me then you you chased him away you're right hey get out of here can I have a look at the back is a kitchen I want to see how you cook food okay what a I love this check here straight down under and normally you have water coming here but today no water okay no tide well you're gonna like this in Alabama no I will fall because I it's - yeah I'm too fat yes I'm 90 kilos look at this okay so normally the water comes up all the way here and maybe they're able to catch them something dinner from from here I don't know but Wow let's see the kitchen yes maybe you have some latch on there of course when I come here there is absolutely no latch on I love this Filipino style of kitchen it's great and then you have a view to your home over there just neighbors your house is there awesome great thank you so much for the tour thank you thank you very much oh thank thank you so much does slow slow are you afraid I will fall yeah no don't worry don't no problem no problem I can do this alright I'll be careful it's really really shaky okay all of them lissa no problem no problem Harold has invaded houses before well good how's it going guys salamat salamat it means hello right I love your little community here this is great no problem we will continue this is the this is the critical juncture right here everyone's like will he fall will he fall I'm okay I'm okay no problem no problem no problem I appreciate your concern but Harold is fine this is the coolest little community I have ever seen I can feel a donation coming up not just an innovation let's see here awesome thank you so much guys thank you for showing me your your your your home when is when is the Letran party yeah when's your next Letran party maybe I'll come back for letran party okay how much is one Pig how much do you buy one Pig for a thousand ten thousand yeah and if you have more money you will buy more pigs right of course do you want some money for a new pig I can help you out if you want you showed me your home I am very happy and I will help you out if you want if your father accepts I would like to I would like to help you with some more pigs okay okay alright you can spend it on whatever but here thirty thousand thirty thousand there we go yeah but you have a big family you have many mouths to feed yeah so I think you you you showed me some kindness by showing me your home so I want you to help you in return many people here so he understand yeah yeah okay so good good luck and and thank you so much for showing me around this this was great maybe next time I come back you have aircon I'm joking I'm joking you don't need aircon out here thank you so much but to the guide there yeah all right Kyle all right guys bye-bye [Applause] all right wow that was awesome what a what a beautiful family of course they're a bit shocked because they probably didn't expect anything from this shabby white man walking around but now that I guess now we can have that stomach actually maybe I'll buy some beers maybe it'll appreciate that hello there I am back that was so that was so great oh yes it was amazing yes it was amazing now I think I need a son Miguel and then I'm gonna sit here and enjoy my stomach and and it's always easier to talk to people off camera but I hope you enjoyed that invasion slash donation video that was that was both so see you guys next time bye bye oh look at this my son make it's so cold yeah all right I'm gonna let's try let's see what it is okay now we're done bye-bye little epilogue here some I'm talking to the owner of this shop where I just bought the beers and she's explaining to me a little bit about this community because you're not from here you moved here so this little is a land here you were able to own whereas this little this little River community of course it's what I thought is that you you can't own that so basically these are people squatting on the land it's owned by the government right and yesterday they're building on it's just a mangrove here behind a mangrove and then they came and decided to build the place to live for free no rent nothing so maybe one day they will be told that their houses have to go so they don't they don't know maybe one day it's like hey you have to move because this is north your land interesting interesting well or we have one I have one more thing to say I asked her her daughter's to guess how old I am and they said 200 years old you told me I was 200 years old yes you did you said that man is 200 years old they said 100 but okay hi I get it I look old throw coming here gathering around B now wondering what's happening I told them to go buy a pig a mini pig you can buy two pig for Pig where where do you buy the pig here do you go to Burgos like where do you buy Pig you go to City another town another town likes a bow Dominika aw Santa Monica that's far you have to drive around yeah I get 30 and you go now tomorrow I'll tomorrow okay we're not done yet I think rumors spread as to my magnanimity so they want to show me the mother pig at the back here there is a mother pig they say oh they have kittens hello kitty hey don't be afraid of the white man don't kitty kitty no she run away okay with the shoes why your house it nice hello there are you doing the dishes wow look at this beautiful hold on come come come come come come come come come come I love kids unlike you come here come here you're so beautiful yes so beautiful don't be afraid I used to have a cat like you here there we go that is 1 mega Pig that is one juicy pork chop what do the cats do with the care with with the pig they just ignore it daddy auntie they don't they don't play around with the pig come here maybe you like me come to Papa you have to do you feed the pig rice the cat eat rice come here come here piggy we're gonna be one juicy Letran one day are you gonna eat this you wait till it become legal hello there also you wait until it has more well you have many pigs oh you have baby pigs a baby latch on this is so cool to have your own little little flower mouths back wow this video is turning out better than I than I thought problem is now my federal reserve's are running critically there's another baby pig alright hello there so what do you ever catch some fish in this mangrove do you ever catch some fish many fish back here but now I don't think I can see any I try to look down there's some very very small fish I can see but see what's that oh wow you caught that here that is mega yeah hey kitten no crab for you no crab for you come on we try again maybe you like me now come here I'm a very nice guy very nice guy you don't have to be afraid of me yes maybe she's afraid of heights yes come down come down come now come down here we go well your home is very nice yeah you have a brick floor and hits it you're doing very well alright guys bye bye the two hundred year old man is leaving oh we go through here a washing machine everything okay it's time for me to move on there's some big it's alright keep it it's okay why not you show me your house I have to drive now before before I'm afraid I need to put some more sunscreen I'm gonna go back I come from I come from the tourist City I don't remember the name ah maybe maybe duppa duppa something like that alright good luck with everything thank you for this I'm me alright good luck guys okay I'll bring the water gets a get a big juicy electron see you then bye-bye what a cool place it's time for me to finally end this video and as ice has become a bad habit now I seem to end the video like four times during the video but now it is actually ending so bye-bye

Channel: Harald Baldr

Views: 686,571

Rating: 4.9078121 out of 5

Keywords: Philippines, Filipino family, Sairgao

Id: Qm3qkT29yC0

Length: 25min 37sec (1537 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 03 2019

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[u/YOUREABOT]

white man? more like lobster man.. wear some sun screen man!