Imagine this: You’re in need of a bit of
cash to pay for your tuition fees and so you look online to see if there are any part-time
jobs going. After a few minutes you see the post: “Security
guard needed at Pizza restaurant, night work only.” Perfect, you can do that through the night
and as there’s a lot of waiting around in that line of work you can catch up on your
studies while on the job. But only a few minutes into your first shift
you realize you are not alone. A bunch of killer animatronic animal mascots
are in that place with you and they are there to spoil your night in a big way. The question is, can you survive until your
shift ends at 6 am? This is the basic outline of the game Five
Nights at Freddy's, a horror-laden survival game which pits the player against five characters
within the creepy confines of the pizza restaurant called “Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.” Those terrible animatronics wanting your blood
are called Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie the Bunny, Chica the Chicken, Foxy the Pirate and Golden
Freddy. These guys are merely mascots in the day but
they come alive at night, and that’s because during the night their motors would seize-up
if they didn’t move. That's fair enough, but why do they want to
kill you? After all, aren’t they just cute, furry
mascots? Not really, because if they find you they
will stuff you into a suit. It’s a long story, but they are actually
looking for revenge. We will get to that. As we said, if they find you like this they
will stuff you into a suit, and in the process you will lose your life. The reason for this is that those suits are
not hollow, but filled with wires and all sorts of animatronic bits and pieces. The problem for you as the security guard,
besides of course getting stuffed into a suit and killed, is that you only have security
camera footage to see what’s going on in the restaurant and that is not very clear
at times. It also happens that the cameras don’t cover
the entire place, which is close to reality. As the night goes on you get pretty freaked
out, learning more about the place you have decided to work. You read an old newspaper clipping which talks
about the mass murder of children at the restaurant. This involved a crazy man luring five innocent
kids there in the past and killing them. The story goes that a man called William Afton
while inside the suit of an animatronic called Spring Bonnie managed to get these kids into
a back room and that’s where he committed the heinous crime. You also learn about something called the
“Bite of '87”, which involved a malfunctioning mascot biting a part of a person’s head
and eating some of that person’s brain. You learn that the customers of this place
have said those animatronics stink like the carcasses of dead people, and that’s because
those once cute characters are possessed by the kids that were murdered back in the day. The restaurant did close down because of these
horrible, smelly, blood-oozing animatronics, but it re-opened again later. Suffice to say, you are very, very scared. We have been talking about the actual game,
but what if this really happened to you in real life? How would you survive the night, or even take
out those demonic animatronics? Well, first of all you are up against a team,
not just Freddy Fazbear. The team consists of Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie
the Bunny, Chica the Chicken, Foxy the Pirate and Golden Freddy. What do we know about the main character,
though, the main villain in today’s show, Freddy Fazbear? Well, at night like the other characters he
will free-roam around the restaurant. You can’t miss him, because he’s a rather
larger bear who wears a top hat and bow tie and can sometimes be seen with a microphone. He has freckles on his face, big eyebrows,
three-toed feet and he has a rather special physical attribute in that his ears can move
backwards and forwards. Maybe lucky for you, he has a set of human-like
teeth on his lower jaw but doesn’t seem to have an upper row of teeth. He has a bit of a sinister laugh, and although
mascots are supposed to be cute we should warn you that you don’t have a chance of
making friends with this guy. If he sees you, he will try and stuff you
into that suit. It is unlikely if you came across him you
could beat him in a fight. Also, because he is not human you can’t
just expect to kill him with a gun or a knife. The thing with Freddy though, is that during
the night he will only move in a certain direction. At the start of the night he will be on stage
with other members of his band, and then he will move from there through various rooms
until he reaches the office. In our real-life scenario you are in that
building and don’t want to go out and explore, knowing that other mascots are roaming around. As we said before, you can see things moving
around in the dark but it’s not always easy. Sometimes the cameras don’t work and sometimes
all you can hear are footsteps, but not see anything. In the game Freddy only moves when the player
isn’t watching him, or when the monitor isn’t working. You can take advantage of this by thwarting
his movement, basically keeping him at a distance. But in our reality version of this set-up
we don’t just want to keep him away, we want to defeat him. We can tell you that Freddy is no pushover. His list of skills and powers include having
exceptional physical strength. He can also move very fast when he wants to
and is a master of stealth. He is a good tactician, so don’t go thinking
this is some dumb bear. That’s not the case at all. On top of that, he wants vengeance because
as we said his soul is that of a murdered child. In fact, if you speed up his laugh it sounds
like the voice of a young girl, one of those victims. So, we have strength, intelligence, stealth
and a good reason to want to finish you off. Some people also believe that Freddy is sadistic
because he likes nothing more than to taunt the guard. He is going to make your life miserable if
you don’t kill him. We are not trying to complete the game here
remember, we want to wipe Freddy out. In the game there is no way you can kill those
animatronics, but this isn’t a game now, it’s a real-life scenario and you have an
angry, possessed bear on your back. The good news is we think killing Freddy is
very possible, but you’ll need to be quite innovative. As we said, he is much stronger and faster
than you. You can’t fight him hand-to-hand, and you
can’t just finish him off with a simple weapon. If Freddy was just a normal animatronic he
would work with a set of mechanical systems inside his body that make him move. He would also likely be powered by electricity. That’s not the case with all animatronics,
but modern ones with complex movements are powered that way. In that case, you would think merely by hosing
an animatronic down with water you could make it malfunction. The problem, though, with Freddy, is that
he is powered by the soul of a dead child. That’s a bit different. You can’t exactly make him short circuit. That doesn’t mean you cannot destroy the
suit that the soul is inhabiting. Without the mascot the soul has no physical
presence and so cannot hurt you. You need to destroy the suit. We don’t want to go over the top here and
say, hmm, just bring a rocket launcher to work with you. Not many of you guys are friends with people
who can lend you one of those. You can, however, buy an agricultural flamethrower
online and it is totally legal to do so. You’d need to be an adult of course, but
we are sure if you are not and you explain that you have to kill a possessed bear before
he kills you then an adult might help you out. Online we found the XL18 flamethrower which
can fire flames 110 feet. You’ll need a few thousand dollars, but
it’s your life we are talking about here. These devices are normally used for things
such as land clearing, but you’ll be using it for bear clearing. You already know more or less where Freddy
is because you have the cameras. We know you can’t get too close because
he is big and fast and stealthy, but that’s not going to be a problem with your flamethrower. Just in case, you are going to buy a fire
retardant suit, too. You don’t want to get hurt. When you have Freddy in your sights you pull
the trigger and incinerate him on the spot. The problem now is that while Freddy Fazbear
won’t look much like a bear anymore he will still have the animatronic skeleton. But now you have a trick up your sleeve, because
while you were wearing fire retardant clothes you were also wearing a powered exoskeleton
yourself. The reason we burned Freddy first was to daze
him, but also know exactly what we were fighting. You can see which parts you need to pull apart. Powered exoskeletons, sometimes called powered
suits or exoframes, are kind of like an armor that humans can wear that can give them more
strength. Imagine that scene from the movie Alien, when
the alien comes up against a woman wearing one of these things. But this isn’t science fiction, you can
get your hands on exoframes which can attach to your limbs and with the use of hydraulics
make you very strong indeed. These are still emerging technologies, but
we think with enough cash you could find something that would help you beat Freddy Fazbear. If that is too much for you, you could always
try and buy a powerful weapon and just shoot at the joints and other important parts of
Freddy’s exoskeleton. As we said, buying missiles and bombs is not
easy, but guns are not a problem in many areas of the USA.We don’t think you’d need anything
that special to defeat Freddy Fazbear, but you would need some weapons. He’s terrifying and strong, but in the end
is just basically a robot made out of steel and iron. Do you think there are other ways you could
beat this bear, and we mean realistic ways? Tell us in the comments. Also, be sure to check out our other video
YOU vs SLENDERMAN. Thanks for watching, and as always, don’t
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just get a spas 12 with piercing rounds to kill em
He didnt understand the game Golden Freddy isnt on stage, fredbear did the bite, and you have doors for a reason.
It does have some good points though.
Man. This entire video was so just- wrong. Im almost 100% sure these guys never read the books, considering they 1. Think the robots are just evil and 2. Somehow forgot that immense heat or dismantling the robot would just free the soul. Creatong more problems for you, and possibly and afton like death.
Christ, why do I even sub to his channel?
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