YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE - SIDEMEN DO BAD JOKES

(heavy beats) - You go first? - You want me to go first? - Mm-hmm Why did the Warress, let the envelope? - I don't know. - Cause he was looking for a good seal. - That's good Have you heard the gossip about butter? - No - Actually no, I shouldn't spread it. (laughs) - what kind of underwear do long distance runners wear? - Don't know - Mara-thongs? (audience laughs) - (clears throat) Didn't know - (mumbles) Mo Farah - Yeah - Who is... ( laughs) - What do you call the assistant to the assistant nut? The co-co-nut. (audience laughs) - Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lack-toes (audience laughs) (laughs) - You ready? - Just get my jokes. - How rich are garbage man? - How rich? - Filthy. (audience laughs) (breathtaking sound) - What type of apple grows on a tree? - What? - All of them (audience laughs) (laughs) - I don't often tell Dad Jokes but when I do he laughs (audience laughs) - Condoms huh, those for pussies (audience laughs) and cooks it to John come forth and receive eternal life, but he came fifth am on a toaster. (audience laughs) - Tell me, What happens to frogs that park illegally? - I don't know what happens to frogs that park illegally. - They get towed. - What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake? - Make moves? (laughs) (audience laughs) like moo-vies - No, we go ahead you get a milkshake? (laughs) - Is it just me? - Yes (audience laughs) - Is it just me? (laughs) Is it just me, that finds magnets really attractive?(laughs) - What do you call a parallelogram, that's also your homie? - I don't know what you call it. (laughs) - A Parallelo-fam. (laughs) Why did the Norwegian Navy put barcodes on their ships? - I don't know - So when they dock they scan the navy in? (laughs) - Pain What did the sandwich say to the doorman? - I don't know (trying to hold laughter) (audience laughs) (laughs) - Let us in (audience laughs) (laughs) - What's the difference between snowman and snow-women - I don't know - Snow-balls (laughs) (audience laughs) - If you overdose, on Viagra, do you die hard? (both laugh) - What do you call a dog, that can do magic?. - Alabracadabra dog. ( laughs) (audience laughs) - Don't find an Apple Store? - Why - That don't have windows. (audience laughs) - Two cheese trucks ran into each other. Debris was everywhere. (audience laughs) (mumbles) (laughs) (bangs table) Shit! - Why are Irish people so rich? - Why? - Because their capital is doubling - Okay man Which of King Arthur's Knights built the round table? Sir-cumfrence (audience laughs) - That's really a good one (laughs) Who do catholic bugs pray to? - Who (laughs) - Bee-sus (laughs) - [Audience] What a - Wow, - What (laughs) - That's a good one (mumbles) coughs like bee-zus ( laughs while mumbling) (hits table) - I can't (audience laughing) The invention of shovel was groundbreaking. - [Audience] Oh fuck! Is that it? - It looks funny in text form. - Did you hear there's a new type of broom out? - Broom? - Yeah, sweeping the nation. (audience laughs) - What's the fastest way to Shepherd's bush? - Up Shepherd's lake (laughs) (audience laughs) - you know why you shouldn't play hide and seek with mountains? - Why? - Cause they're always peaking - [Audience] Choosing bastards. ( laughs) (audience laughs) - You can throw an envelope as far as you can. It'll still be stationary. You're shocking... (audience laughter drowning) - Why are elephants wrinkled? - Why are they? - Because they didn't fit on the ironing board. (audience laughs) - A guy walked into a zoo. The only animal in there is a dog. So shit-zoo. (laughs) - Why didn't Moses eat the banana? - Why didn't Moses eat the banana? - He bruised it. - [Audience] Oh, Hebrew. (audience laughs) we love you (laughs) (audience laughs) - Get out - Did you hear about the farm that was taken over by animals? - No, I didn't. - I heard it was a mutiny. (audience laughs) - I don't hear about that but Amanda just attacked me with, cheese and milk How Dairy? (laughs) (audience laughs) ( orchestral music)

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Id: fFCr7giy8eI

Length: 7min 55sec (475 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 21 2018