*weird swedish sounds* Hello hello, sweetheart!
(Hej hej på dig, hjärtat!) Would you fucking look at that!
(Det var som fan!) YoU lAuGh YoU LoSe
(SKRatTAr dU fÖRloRAr Du) (whispering) Let's do this!
(Nu kör vi!) You laugh 👏 👏 You lose 👏 👏 YouTube's favorite show everybody Smash that like button right now to join in on the challenge. Yes, That's the only way you can watch this video and make sure you smash twice and to subscribe. Smash that like button to subscribe right now to this channel. (some legit fortnite dancing) Oh, that's so great I think we show this one, I'm not sure It's subtle * 'deja vu' music box cover* Oh, man * 'deja vu' music box cover* I didn't get it the first time I saw it. I'm like I don't- what's the big deal? *regular sounds of music box* * 'deja vu' music box cover* Ohh.. Me and Marzia will get that for our wedding that's beautiful (shrieks) What the hell is this? *Incessant chicken-like gobbling* Please stop. Okay not interested *oh, not again* Stop! *coo cooo* wuwhuuwhat I didn't say anything! *COOOOO* wHaT ThE hElL? People pay to watch this? Are you kidding me? I do it for free! Okay? What the heck, dude? *tick tock tick tock* *enters gates of hell* Oh My Gahd I don't, I'M NOT GONNA I don't care you copy striked my video (AliNiTy) Its not my fault! You brought this upon yourself! Okay? It's all your fault No, no, no, I gave you a chance to apologize oh my god There's no reasoning in you Jesus Christ PFFT That seems like a great show, would love to watch that That would just be ffaannnaabbbtics The Netherlands is going to the semi finals (Nederland gaat in de halve finale komen) I suddenly have a feeling we are going to the semi finals (trust me it's dutch) Ball possession for Frank De Boer *shots fired* Good old modern warfare quickscope everyb- THEREISBEARCUM|THEREISBEARCUM+ALCP<<{ASCTHEREISBEARCUMCAPIJSCNPA OHOHSOHOHSOCHAOHSCLSNOCNHSAIH *dutch noises* Anomaly screaming "MY D*** IS SO HARD! OOOOOH" in Swedish *swedish noise* Why is there Swedish in there? Why is there Swedish in there? Are the swedes trying to infiltrate this show,
"Skrattar du förlorar du"? (TRANSLATION COMING UP) My cock is hard that is bear cum everybody hello?
My cock is so hard there is bear cum everybody. Hello. My cock is so hard there is bear cum everybody. Hello. I am a Swedish I am a Swedish There is (björn kom?)
(bear cum) That is byon come (??) Cum, come? DE Ä BJÖRNKOM! DE Ä BJÖRNKOOOOOOOOM All women, *Unsheathes lightsaber* ARE KWEENS IF She BreAtHeS, SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOTTTT WHAT??? I CANNOT believe he just said that word. Did he... DID HE JUST SAID the T-word?? the T word? (I totally agree vice, uh, i mean pewds) THE T-WORD?
*unbelievable!!!* No! The foulest of all words. This can't be right. I must find this video immediately (yes vice) All women, ARE KWEENS All waHmEN are kWeEns *inhales deeply* If she breathes, SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOOOTTTT *screams*
*poods dying* Oh, that's so good! -I mean that's so awful If sHe brEAthEs . . . SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOOOTTTT AAAARRRGRGGGRGR *Pewds giggles* Uuh... basically left and right politics summarized right here aLL waHmEN are kWeEns *laughs* *PewNews everybody* Excuse me, Gloria Borger here. I don't understand how Pewdiepie could think THOT was a memeable word ayeyaye That's completely beyond me. How dare he? How dare he- he used such foul language It's not like people using jokingly without a bad connotation all the time. Doesn't make any sense "The recoil bruised my shoulder. The brass shell casings disoriented me as they flew past my face..." This is an article!! "the smells..." This is a real article! "sulfur and destruction made me sick. The explosions loud like a bomb gave me a temporary case of PTSD" Ooh "For at least an hour after firing the gun just a few times I was anxious and irritable *annoying af pewds*
hE wAs AnXIoUs aNd iRriTAbLe Can you imagine gave you PTSD? "...a temporary form of PTSD" Temporary form. The dumbest thing I've ever heard to make up like... shooting a gun gave you temporary PTSD if you've never been in a war It makes absolutely no sense. Oh my God, I've seen this! Spoilers guys, spoilers Pikachu: Pika Pikachu, Why won't you get in your pokeball? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) Its because... it's because... I always want to be with you *NANI??* I love the guy that cracks up l-listen to his laugh. It's like a serio-heh-us moment listen I can only imagine the discussions they must have had internally about the fact that Pikachu all of the sudden out of nowhere just to- decides to communicate in English iT's bEcAUsE *hysterical AAAAAAHHAAAAHA* I like how it's all adults in the cinema as well watching this kids movie WHAT THE FRICK GUYS Pikachu doesn't talk!!! You're using offence as your shield It's a DEfence. D + fence = DEFENSE COME ON SAY IT Oh, she's hot Damn, why didn't I say it? COME ON YOU CAN DO IT it's just a girl just a person like you It's a good joke SHE'S GONNA LAUGH COME ON ARE YOU LOSING THIS OPPORTUNITY? what's the worst thing that gonna happen? She's gonna like you COME ON YOUCANDOIT SAY IT!!! It's a defense *laughs* yes... *awkward* *sad* *silence* *criiiinge* It's a defense. *👏 👏 meme review* Everyone press F on their keyboards right now please Alright, let's- let's check the patch notes for uh
(poods: huh, so hot in here) the sims 3 "Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal subway stations from lots. Sims can no longer whoo-hoo and in the elevator with a sim who's on a different floor The grim reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation. Fixed a tuning issues so that Sims now... *wheeze* ...vomit at acceptable levels *wheezing* It is no longer possible to try for baby *wheezing while saying* With a grim reaper Become enemies with a child wish no longer appears Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to *wheeze* attend graduation before they can put themselves out Oof Sims will no longer recieve a wish to 'skinny-dip' with mummies A meteor can hit a building which case everyone will run out before the collision those who do not exit the building will die Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching unless it is a school *wheeze* in which children are not allowed to leave and WHAA-AAA-AAT WILL ALWAYS DIE *WHEEZE* aww.. This sims patch note, that's brilliant 'When you forget you don't have a floor in your room' BWAHHHHHHHH *BOOM* Great. Fantastic. Well, I heard a floor. So I don't know what this meme is all about. WELL EVERYBODY 👏 👏 👏 That's 👏 Skrattar Duuuuu 👏 - Förlorar Duuuu maNAnaneaeeenn Hope you guys enjoyed this video. If you did make sure to hit that Bell *BING* Make sure to crank it into gear from one to six in the right order Make sure 👏 - wait, waaaait.... (BONUS LAUGHS)
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Source for screaming ladies?
Someone explain the first one please