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foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] Customs cross guard ever on the alert even the FBI by the look of them always at Comfort they're taking the bleeding ship apart will never get the guns aboard that's why you're wrong carry where they're all wrong for all their hunting and seeking she'll sail over the guns counting it and one day you'll tell you a Satan mother how Devlin did the trick [Music] it's him [Music] foreign [Music] and he's not the first innocent victim of war is he a challenge come along and have a game of darts if you're at all my sir I'll quit while I'm ahead was that Mr Maloney was just talking to yes young Kerry brings word from the booking agent the show is about to return to the road with myself alone Center Stage bringing truth and Beauty to the multitudes and the wealths of the Incas to your humble servant have a drink Joan two ales celebration size well they tell you the truth Sarah is sort of a celebration for me too so tonight the treats aren't me you just tell me when this Runs Out what's your occasion lieutenants the case here Mr Paulie's murder I think I'm getting close then we'll drink to your good fortune here's to Friendship ripened long here's the voices raised in song years to a long and thirsty nights here's the stuff well this is not exactly a toast we'll weigh the formalities Lieutenant house with it there once was an old man from lime who married three wives at a time when asked why a third he replied once absurd and two of them sir is a crime I accept that as a challenge Lieutenant limericks at 20 Paces Ready Aim five the Limerick is further than me he must keep her in close quarantine while she sneaks to the slums and promptly becomes disorderly drunk and obscene terrific Limerick try this one sir a rare old bird is the pelican his bill holds more than his baliken he can take in his beat enough food for a week I'm damned if I know how to helicash ah as I was drinking gin and water and me being Corporal Riley who should come in but the landlord's daughter and she took my heart entirely said Aristotle into police for the sweet potato said Plato unto Aristotle thank you I prefer the bottle I don't know how you do it sir you never seem to run up what that was Lieutenant that was a statement of preference you know what I was thinking about tonight sir driving out here to the harbor I was thinking about that fella Michael golden and that verse about Justice for the free Let each man be paid in full that's just enough for me a chance remembrance lieutenant there you were in that prison cell admiring the man who wrote that on the wall did you ever get to meet him I was told he was executed for what crimes this was a long time ago lieutenant well that chance of remembrance of yours about each man being paid in full to tell you the truth you made me curious about Michael Dolan so I checked him out with Scotland Yard and it turns out that Michael though they certainly know you around this town sir no matter where we go out comes your very own Whiskey Bottle easy beginnings prudent endings the trick is to know when to stop this far no father well it's my stopping time sir I think I had enough your intention to insult the house of Dublin sure and the only proper thing is to end the evening on a nectarius notes I'll make you a deal like you say there's far and no further to the drop you were speaking of Michael Dolan lieutenants it turns out he was one of those Irish terrorists according to Scotland Yard he was responsible for the murder of five people one of them a woman and there was a child sir I had no idea why you were to terrorist yourself in those days so I know you were very young but there was that business with the dynamite I'm surprised she didn't know about Mr Gold Insidious old age lieutenants come Sweeping in like winter before its time it could be I heard and forgot you didn't forget his name you remembered it along with his poem well there's the trick of memory you retain a man's name and a bit of verse and forget the rest but that better first when you realize that was written by a fanatic murderer it's hard to see how you could call Mr dog and a philosopher someone to be respected like you said on the radio well if I said it lieutenant it was without realizing Mr Dolan's true character not much of a man to reveal was he knows no he certainly hold it just a minute sir something wrong that fell the door he reminded me of one that I almost forgot there once was a father named Finnegan who escaped from a jail so to sin again he broke Bars by the Dozen he even stole from his cousin so the jail he broke out of he's in again [Music] just one more thing [Music] foreign [Music]

Channel: Columbo

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Length: 8min 30sec (510 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 21 2023