YAOI - What You Don't Know About Boy's Love

this is actually our first lecture of october everyone happy october uh spooky month i thought that we could start off october with a spooky subject a little scary one yaoi 101 gotcha i'm professor lando welcome everyone to class put simply boys love otherwise known as bl yaoi a genre of fictional media originating in japan that features featuring male on male erotic relationships it's typically created by women for women and is distinct from male on mail media marketed towards men directed intended for men it's distinctly a woman thing now now hold on hold on that might sound you know not to sound reductivist or anything like that perhaps perhaps even stereotypical it might sound you know dairy say misogynistic you know i myself quite enjoy a little mail on mail media every now and then you know sometimes sometimes throwing a little futanari in the mix you know i don't know a variety spice of life i i can appreciate however specifically when it comes to yowie primarily for women who are these women oh my god professor lando what these women amongst us among us fujoshi girls who enjoy yaoi literally translates to rotten girl truly a degenerate after the tumblr not safe for work purge uh very tragic by the way losing all the not safer work content on tumblr when civilizations fall we lose a lot of technology the great library of alexandria lost to the fire all the knowledge society set back hundreds perhaps even thousands of years when the purge occurred most of the fujoshi's scattered they went into hiding the first question that comes up to mind is you ask abu jyoshi oh so you must so do you watch depictions of real men erotica and most of them say no not not really from the ones i've interviewed of course there's there's error and sample size and whatnot so you're not into the real stuff but why yowie and it's it's because they say that the fictional depictions more emotional it's it's yes they enjoy the physicality but it's it's it's more about the feeling the vibes the story the role play and the dynamic between the characters uh if you're a hard science major you've had to take a lab class or even even in high school if you've had physics or chem ppe personal protective equipment i don't i don't i don't want to get contaminated examples if you're a visual learner says yowie just note the the visual what do you see just take it in we'll be referring to it later already like i skim like this too much talking too much talking how that's that's like half the book that's like half the book and i don't see any uh i don't we're they're just talking i need some pain oh okay well i see you so we're going into more terms semi's the top usually dominant usually dominant and we also have i actually don't really know how to pronounce this okay am i right class am i am i right this is the bottom usually submissive we've advanced far as humans civilization to be exact but we are still innately animals we cannot fight our innate hunter-gatherer instincts primal instincts semes on the hunt on the hunt in that jungle of [ __ ] the uke the uke protecting his his berries of innocence from being ravaged by the hunter this game of hunter and praise still inside all of us especially in the fujioshi's this essence this feeling is what the fujyoshi's conjure when when delving into yaoi describing the two characters usually two i guess there could be more if you're some kind of sick [ __ ] and i know some of you are visual learners so graphically it's this you guys know who slender man is right slender man it's the essence of slim in fact truly cause slender man is tall lanky and on the hunt you know we have tall very very lanky physical attributes are very very sharp just because they're dominant don't be fooled just because they're the dominant one doesn't mean that they're it's it's not about mass being macho it's not masculine they're still they're still very pretty and beautiful in the hands again very much like slender man very large hands to grab onto that okay so they don't escape this is the semi the top the bottom submissive always crying always crying they're very soft i think that's a very common term fujyoshi's use to describe the uke very soft like like a little gummy bear very small you know very very very soft small crying very soft and small and crying small submissive okay the bottom see the correlation here the hands right they're just like the right they're the right size to just be ravaged you know we talk about history it's important to keep in mind important uh uh uh hallmarks in the historical chronology you know i'm so happy that even even so young you guys you chat are are so enthusiastic about learning but but you know you can't help being young some things are lost to the test of time and you young people may not be familiar with the fujoshi's weapon of choice yaoi paddle you may not be familiar uh this is a this is a handle let's let's make this more yeah that's a handle okay yeah it it's like it's like you hold it like this like imagine the the broadside like cloud you know like cloud sword you hold it like this or like the dragon slayer from berserk you hold it like this again a lot of you may not be familiar with young people since conventions have not been a thing since lockdown and quarantine um you know even more so these paddles were already becoming obsolete and even when conventions were still operating um they were already fading out yaoi paddles what are they simply wooden paddles with the word yowie on it sometimes seme uk listen this sounds like a joke if you don't know what this is fujyoshi's would literally take these paddles and spank people sometimes people they didn't even know you would just get spanked turn around and it's like gotcha got you with the yowie paddle and it was we just giggled and we just laughed it off oh ha ha it's just the yowie paddle again different times for sure there are many practices bloodletting lobotomy torture um outdated viewed in a poor light and i believe yowie paddles fall into that category listen but if if if a fujoshi were to ambush me and attack me with a yowie paddle i think they're gonna do they make yowie paddles that aren't made that are made of something stronger than wood because that [ __ ] will snap like a twig on this do they make steel yowie paddles i want to bring up fem boys right now a lot of misconceptions there's a lot of confusion i believe that femme boy thambology the study of them boys fanboy culture fanboy appeal and the demographic sorry the misconception is that this is one in the same mail on mail yowie well femboys it's all the same fujoshi's yes no wrong it is a very different and separate sphere from the yaoi sphere we'll get into fembology in a different lecture bara farm wikipedia typically refers to masculine men with varying degrees of muscle body fat and body hair akin to bear from bodybuilding culture the genre focuses on mail on male love there are fujoshi's that's not to say that there are people in this sphere the fujoshis and the yaoi sphere that can't appreciate the fanboys there might be there might be a slight there might be a slight crossover in these two circles right here but largely separate largely separate and very different distinct groups okay so don't mix it up you will be tested on this we will be talking about the bell curve of degenerate taste a bell curve is a normal distribution here at the peak what do we find there's a lot of things in in here i included some other things we're talking about yowie included yuri and animated hentai because just just for reference that there's other things in the peak but the most common things you see here you know you you hear yaoyao yaoi all the time jokes memes not necessarily again i think the key thing is to say that it's not necessarily the the best just the most common yaoya pure femboys tomboys and muscular girls common slash the average taste good taste fanboys tomboys muscular girls bad taste lollies i'm sorry if this is gonna confuse you but i'm gonna have to include it because it is integral to the diagram futanari is both good taste and bad taste paradoxical for sure futa is both good and bad we will explain that in a future lecture you young people have it so good your access to the yowie media is simply a few clicks away not only is it a few clicks away but the visual stimulus has evolved with the free market the growing free market to cyberpunk 2077 levels of accessibility back in my day they were the ancient texts the tablet of gilgamesh hieroglyphs in egypt and most importantly fanfiction.net from wikipedia fictional writing written in an amateur capacity as fans unauthorized by but based on an existing work of fiction you would have had to read words you would have had to search via word tags like you're some kind of some kind of hacker in a movie like you're you're in the matrix two important tags for historical reference lemon professor lemon what wheat and fruits now is this a there's a class of nutrition no nay lemon well is a tag means that there will be a graphic intercourse scene in the story if you see this tag so you know again you click the drop down menu lemon click i need the good stuff click search character x naruto character y sasuke tag drop down lemon mature search code lyoko on that there's another tag limon lime simply less graphic description of intimate acts definitely not something you would want to watch read with grandma but nothing that bad i did a lot of research back in my days you know i'm not i'm not i wasn't partaking in the forbidden fruit myself i was doing research i'm an academic i'm a scholar i'm an intellectual doing research back in my day um i read mostly the naruto fan fictions i want to make a note of the different tastes i'm going to hearken back to earlier in the lecture we're going to talk about the different tastes in women and men that women and men have particularly women media by women for women and media for men by men when i'm reading these in my research you can imagine me in like a ornate dimly lit library with a big oak wood desk and i'm wearing uh like one of those scholar gowns and i have my reading glasses and it's all sprawled out like a like a like a dracula's library or something and i'm reading and you know a lot of these particularly with naruto and sasuke as a pairing you always read something like naruto's sun-kissed tan skin against sasuke's pale moonlight skin and that's how you know it's written by a woman for a woman right bro like bro i don't care about the skin tell me about his [ __ ] [Music] you

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Published: Wed Oct 06 2021