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give her the best Christmas gift ever yes her own mausoleum honey I got you something for when you're dead some Christmas cards this seems like a woefully inappropriate card look at this a lovely I assume he's wearing a sweater am I wrong I don't know here's when two children wish you a Merry carcass and a happy new steer well that's look at this ladies for sale genuine mink pecker earrings [Applause] sayo though yes they are those look like yes there's a lovely holiday gift ideas stocking stuffer quality horse manure you know I actually I got that for some of the executives here at NBC no Texas taxes look at Santa enjoying it cigarette how about that kids huh but daddy why is Santa smoking I like how everybody makes Santa look at this Santa might not be might be riding one last reindeer this year the gun Shack infertility may be inherited how how is it inherited [Applause] hey you need to get your house reboost well honestly health care along with Willamette Valley well once again be supplying food boxes to needy families for Thanksgiving Christmas hello this look at this the Willamette Valley funeral directors will be supplying all the meat what are they getting some kind of deal what's more Christmas even Santa's head on a stick okay 18 double note Christmas songs my favorite ol little town and berming nondenominational guys don't know what to get your wife for Christmas how about a new custom cedar fence oh yeah yeah again guys you get your wife that you'll be living on the other side of the pan okay Christmas for kids Saturday December 12th and look kids guess bartenders all day ladies let me ask let me tell you some women a little tip when you pose for a picture if someone gives you two clocks don't hold them like that okay [Applause] police blotter twenty-nine-year-old marshal woman a society at 12:50 p.m. for disorderly conduct woman said she was yelling and screaming at her neighbors because their dog was barking and slamming doors I hate that your dog goes around slamming doors there's nothing more annoying than hey Rex Doros pizza look at the toppings chicken hamburger pepperoni Canadian sausage apparently that's the no that's see that's the Sean Connery special Oh pushy would you like would you like some sausage Amelia's restaurant welcomes you best of the house look at this greens red peppers onions in our outhouse vinaigrette here is the one-step pregnancy test see that's how one-step pregnancy tests step number one step number two that's probably why you're pregnant in the first place Seminole Lake Tennis Center drill Oh Ram Oh what is that with that young woman what is that what's Dremel Rama I'll explain it to you later all right Friday homemade mongolian beef what are they making that mongolian beef with okay man who found $20 in a 2nd Street Northwest alley turned the money into police he said he he said he could not keep it because he believed the government put the money there so he could pick it up and then the government would frame that's right yeah wearing a mask to protect his identity David Walton of the Samara Police Department examines a heroin bag David Walton of the smearer Police Department doesn't want anyone to know who he is oh look at this selling a lifetime collection of Indian airheads wow I guess supposed to be arrowheads probably plum City raspberry patch is very good you know something I would call the flow max people immediately this guy apparently great to be having a few problem all right what are we got here oh here you go I love this guy Justin Teeter enjoys coffee and conversation boy he looks like he's having the time his folks you have a headline send it

Channel: Jibber Jabber

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Length: 5min 24sec (324 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 12 2019