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[Applause] [Music] I know it's Christmas I think they could have worded this better pucker up for mistletoe kissing balls that's do you need teeth by tonight girlscouts flash mob at the communists never show your cookies that's what I always say I think what they mean here is full-time now hiring four-foot cashiers and this seems wrong help us celebrate Jesus's birthday okay but I don't need to put Jesus and a party hat okay that's his way out of line way out of line holiday pancakes 20 percent off the entire check 50% off your entree I hop Hillsboro read the fine print valid in Hillsboro IHOP only not valid Monday to Saturday not Vavilov holidays and Sundays okay look at that sentence the activities will center on second street their visitors will find fire pits for roasting marshmallows and Caroline let us not forget Hanukkah Hanukkah is well Hanukkah hit yeah there you go you know this year the first night of Hanukkah starts at sundown on Tuesday December 20th and what better way to celebrate the Jewish calendar than with a McRib [Music] [Music] Amish country store come in in for live chicken music and Country dinner okay [Applause] Sandburg Funeral and Cremation services stop by the open house and taken the aroma of the holiday season [Applause] it smells like Grandma that you are you at risk for prostate cancer you know when your doctor doesn't know which end to look in that's not good it's not good I tell you when you're yeah you ever hear that expression even take advertising courses sell the sizzle not the steak you want to make the food sound as appealing or look as appealing as possible USDA choice look at this beef bottom sirloin but flattening can I get you guys a slice of butt flat meat what is that a horrible thing that is tender roast beef and look 97% fart free [Applause] [Music] and what did I say before about advertising make the food look and sound as appealing as possible chicken tenders my mouth is watering please no more thank you I'm gonna have the butt flat meat instead I don't know the holiday season so let's show the smile of the week it belongs to sunny Clemmons sunny says I'm smiling I'm gonna buy some sheep I don't understand this ad I don't know what they're trying to say thanks to my dentist I'm wearing my favorite jeans again what does that mean that means Midnight Madness if you didn't get all your shopping done on Black Friday midnight Madison's didn't st. Michael's is the perfect solution shop boutiques galleries Midnight Madness look the last line Midnight Madness is from 10:00 a.m. to noon one more Lupita's closet pet boutique and spa grooming professional training free blueberry facial right look at that your dogs not gonna do that okay the dog is now gonna put cucumbers on [Applause]

Channel: Jibber Jabber

Views: 138,441

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Length: 4min 54sec (294 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 23 2018