Wu Tang Collection - Crystal Fist

[Music] [Music] bu you we found you huh it took quite a while he your teacher is not here but at least we can aveng part of the wrong double penix [Applause] [Music] oh let's go let's go [Music] what [Music] [Music] he [Music] 3 1 [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] one assistant Co pool [Music] teacher I'm applying for this job here hey waake cap what is it an applicant an applicant yeah come on hey what can you do watch [Music] this cran style leopard tiger snake [Music] Dragon he's pretty good that is a gen one though fatty try him try him show all your skills oh go on [Music] that was no problem at all I won come on your turn no all right I'll try are you ready dragon snake tiger leard [Music] that wasn't bad have some more [Music] [Music] that'll take [Music] you take that youngster [Music] so you tried to fool us I'll Teach You Now how do you like my special [Music] neckline thr r [Music] huh teach down what's this a teacher teacher this fella pretended to be a teacher tried to get a job did you know no no no I want to learn Kung Fu I was just playing a little joke a that was bad hey vty uh uh we're looking for new students want to take him oh teacher we can't take him he's got no money he's Brock oh that's so yes hey fella we don't teach for free give me credit hey let's not be rash we'll help you now listen for your keep here you can work out in the kitchen and on top of that your help this teacher and this teacher doing their odd job H thank you sir teacher that way ears no money you idiot we withhold his pay [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you picked a great place to sleep huh [Music] what are you doing you trying to cook me you old bastard I'll fix you that's a pretty color damn you I'll fix you don't damage it huh it isn't your lucky [Music] day well had enough I'm tough so don't you mess around with [Music] me b too warm for you huh had enough [Music] huh [Music] you pretty sticky stuff huh not recommended for [Music] throwing still trying some fools never give up I'll let you off cuz otherwise you'll get hurt but you're not my match no way hold it now look you get to clean up the kitchen before you go you get stuffed come here now tell me you work here sure sure you do the heavy work here whatever I say you can't give me orders now look now look look there's so much work here giving it all me isn't fair you want fairness huh well all right now there's two buns here one has a prune inside the other one doesn't the one who picks the prune does all the heavy work the other does nothing huh does that sound fair sure that's fair now love you all right now you pick one you go first oh h I'll take this one hey oh hold it I'll take it I don't trust old fellas like you you're too sneaky huh [Music] right serves you right for not trusting me guess I win huh and from now on you wash and you scrub and do all the heavy work all the chopping all the Dirty Jobs all right [Music] he [Music] Double Take [Laughter] C death man where are you come on where are you h [Applause] you think those symbols fool me [Music] [Laughter] hey come on now he come now get up the neck break lock now I got [Applause] you the Phantom throat line hey oh don't fight don't fight the boss is here don't fight Dragon foot rolling Dragon oh don't fight oh how is that relax the thr his foot hey let go my [Applause] [Music] leg I'm very sorry I couldn't hear you damn you want to kill me you're both useless how are you ever going to be chering fast come here all right death man and you blind man you get going and fight Jack 1 1 2 2 3 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 hey stop there you are just in time I need that tea to stop my throat going you can join the class in practice oh thank you sir oh God who do you think you are you're new here you you don't stand in the front you get right to the back go on ready practice one two three four 5 6 7 8 9 Ander Style stand fir [Music] stand so it was you hey FY right [Music] [Music] oh [Music] he [Music] morning hey bless you huh let me help you huh come on go you're pretty clumsy let me go will you sure you ask me that'll teach you where's my snuff bottle here hey I know you've taken my snuff bottle well all right you're going to regret [Music] that have the two of you forgotten who it was crippled you was that d [Music] t my eyes I'm blind I'm blind my eyes [Music] my ear my [Music] ears damn you one of these days I'm going to get you ch go around town check every kung fu school there is changting sang I'm going to find you who's in charge come here [Music] oh and where are you two fellas from huh you come busting in here heing and shouting want the boss that's me you make any trouble I flaten [Music] you get what's this teacher teacher teacher it's those two and and they came here for you and not for us teacher me well all right I'll fix them hey teacher here's your p come here the hey oh one's blind and one's de Ah that's easy [Music] [Applause] [Music] I'm a Decon fighter here not even one there's meuh we're not thirsty I'll fix [Music] [Applause] him came on like a wolf went out like a lamb let's go let go one thing for sure now e go close all here well at least you tried and that's more than the others dead well a great fighter you are you couldn't be too cripples you're really something Oh yeah talk but when it comes to it you can't cut it huh oh you nearly cut me well I'll cut your fingers off next time you do that what a hope huh with your lousy reflexes [Laughter] [Music] hey hey heyy hey hey come now [Music] [Music] [Laughter] watch well you're pretty fast well it's the fast ones that survive the slow ones starve now I'll tell you what you ought to have done you make the blind one deaf and the deaf one blind that's the answer well you talk big but you work here like me at least I fought him see that where were you hey wait come on just sit down and relax let's have a talk huh don't get mad well I am mad I could have been killed there why did I come to this school they're all cowards hey wait what a great fighter you are couldn't even beat two cripples you really something [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey hey good [Music] [Applause] [Music] I know [Music] huh well now how come he started working hey mean me push off you must be up to something go on teacher tea what some tea tea is it peeped oh no the best tea oh so right teacher sit sit here a smoke something's wrong I don't trust you I'm an experienced old Fox I don't full easy I know you're up to something I'm sincere though teacher please accept me as your pupil come on cook the rice come on help men this pot hey you forgotten the heavy work I do but the light stuff that's yours sorry C help you goddamn smart ass kids these days how did this hold get here you better save your breath you're going to need it let me out of here I can't breathe you're staying in there till you promise to teach me teach you I'll teach you something now wait I get out of here let me out come on you refuse let me out of here what's that I'm having a pee come on I you I'll I'll teach you come on look out honest I honest really you promise I promise you I promise teacher teacher you all right oh sure when you going to teach me teach you what could a kitchen hand teach you huh you promised oh oh teach you Kung F sure lift leave chop fry need the dough that will develop your muscles huh old man I warn you now listen I'll tell you a story a young cow herd once practiced using his hands how to fight after 20 years one of his cows escaped a big one woo he gave the cow slap and it fell down Stone dead he wish they' never learned Kung Fu that's a kid story I'm no kid you're just plain ignorant now listen I've used this for 30 years you watch [Music] you just practice both those things teacher this is pretty boring well now you want excitement right I'll give you some like how still teacher careful come on that way that way huh go on right go on right hurry up come on that way come on all right that way all right all right stop [Music] here take a [Music] rest that work will [ __ ] me in that case you're in for a hard [Music] time take teacher got a wife uh no never married you should have done oh never had the chance man like me who'd want me in that case we're both Bachelors hey teacher have a fool around all right you enough of that you must have I did before but not now really teacher when's your birthday uh oh May 15th uh May 15th wow you're 30 years older than me your birthday soon what does that matter you'll find out May they'll pack up Hey listen I want that one all right but all up it's raining huh hey $3 hey no wait that one's five bucks hey come on now hey you told me yesterday it was only three so that's all you're getting F I can't sell up for $3 I'm losing money eh come back come back you God damn you that kid just another trick [Music] ah he bought me a present huh he's a good kid [Music] oh [Music] [Music] ah [Music] you're tired huh right [Music] quick quick my back's breaking back you stance is weak back is weak nothing is right now get out right right right I guess that I'm real heavy [Laughter] teacher I can't stand it you got no choice I'm scared if I fall I might hurt you too that's all [Music] he [Music] teacher why are you shaving ah recently I've had such bad luck uh went to a fortune teller he said to shave it off oh is that a fact H hey go get my coat I'm going out for dinner okay well now we we're here to honor the magistrate and his distinguished guests also now please enjoy yourself and just please pleas and drink up too I'm starving you're not here as a guest you just watch always get a raw deal all the time ah you're still young and that's your fate no then I'll introduce my friend here came all the way here from Russia his name's what is it rip his pants off will he rip his pants [Applause] off my friends he's a boxing champion but he admires Chinese kung fu no no no no no but I do want to try out Chinese kung fu while I'm here I think Chinese kung fu is only for show I think it's very good but in fact it has no strength but my boxing that serious business it's the best that's because my boxing uses the Fist and strength and nothing beats that [Laughter] H well now I just used 3% of my [Music] strength me I use no effort just a mosquito don't be [Music] scared my guard pretty good technique eh I just use 4% on you if I use more more you'd be in a bad way I promise [Music] you Eagle Claw ah I must say you've learned very fast but still I must teach you some more techniques huh teacher you got more techniques why of course huh you didn't know oh God you mean nobody told you no ah tomorrow I'll teach you hey ah I'm just going into Madam Wang's place there but you can't go in there you're too young yet yeah hey teacher I'm starving oh I forgot that you haven't eaten yet huh it's $ take it wait wait listen don't tell my wife here right [Music] [Music] who are you I don't know you out of my way hey what are you doing you want trouble I'll give you some oh who's your teacher tell me I'll make you [Applause] talk you had enough come on [Music] hey teacher huh [Music] [Music] is [Music] no one can save you you're all alone now who is your teacher [Music] [Music] I'll get it [Music] back you got he will'll toast it for [Music] you who's your teacher better talk come on you want your throat cut ah [Applause] [Music] stop call here come [Music] on come [Music] on come on come on [Music] [Music] come on take [Music] it oh oh it's here [Music] I got it come here come here come on come on that side go on [Music] I'll take [Music] it now your life is mine next time I see you I'll take it go [Applause] bu why'd you let him go he's the one who can lead us to Chang watch [Music] [Music] him for [Music] well I know this they made a real mess of you that's for sure they tortured me tried to make me say who my teacher was but I didn't talk still they broke the Jade that I got from my father you look after it for me till I finished learning [Music] so he's the son of Jen Quang well I'll teach him the eagle claw style so he can avenge his father [Music] [Music] [Music] he uhuh [Music] hey [Music] [Music] [Music] hey hi [Music] [Music] teacher how was that I managed to get most of them it looks like you used a hammer you got no idea boy let me now watch I'll show you now keep practicing you'll get it [Music] teacher that's enough it's raining hard teacher teacher oh let me in [Music] [Music] [Music] seven 4 three six hey take the to a table yes I'm coming I'm coming good day come in sit down this way come on come on there all right hey here's your food please hey bu come on oh well well AR I good to you HH one of these days I'm going to kill a godam dog hey hey hey now wait a minute the house rules no animals he'll have to go what's this you are spitting in my face oh I'm sorry that's good don't do it again huh God damn it I'll fix you clear them all off get out of [Music] here sit down master master are you all [Applause] right godamn you you damn M with me you'll be S you were born [Music] before you go clean up this mess go on find a brok ah you think I'll clean up here I'm a nobleman and I've never done a day work in my whole life so I'm not starting now anyway you are have a bu there you like it [Music] there hey why haven't you started you expecting me to clean up here do the sweeping [Music] fix the furniture [Music] thank [Music] you catch it put it [Music] down hey one more hey hurry up hold this right hold [Music] it hey boy it's me there you see dog fights [Music] dog 14 bucks here are thank [Music] you hey boy let's go uh well now you've been slacking have you no no why change your clothes I went out learning Kung Fu comes before everything hey but I know Kung Fu Eagle Claw fight Plum Style just beat some guys don't be too cocky you've lots to learn right try with me teacher be careful [Music] don't teacher what style is that what's it called The Shadow Eagle's claw it's my own secret technique Shadow claw well how's it work first you must observe the Eagle's movement then you consider the idea behind it the shadow style is very good for attack cuz it's fast but even so it can be used in defense few can match it it's very fast I taught your father the eagleclaw but he was beaten by the Phoenix ey Fist Master yen is an expert at that style he's the one who's looking for me and who tortured you and he's the man who killed your father that's why I developed the shadow Eagles claw over the years I reckon it can beat the Phoenix eye style if it's you right [Music] the heart is the general the eyes are the scouts the fists of the arrows the body is the bow all the movements have to be natural wrists must be strong and the fingers [Music] powerful fast High [Music] kicks and a good Firm Stance avoid the enemy strong [Music] points Eagle [Music] Claw Shadow fist Shadow claw [Music] I am I'm going I want to be on my own again your kung Fu's pretty good now you go out in the world there's nothing more that I can teach you so you go on Live Like a Man and remember how your father died teacher [Applause] teacher teacher teacher listen what's the matter uh uh I can't go back home why not uh unfinished nothing left nowhere to live I have to stand out in the rain what happened those men have taken my school over but who was it though it was the blind man and a deaf man right don't worry I'll get it back for you hey put it up higher higher lower much lower I said higher just ignore him lower hell God damn you can't you see just look it's too low yeah Patty hey he's Rich good morning sir well hello friend you H well how are you you're looking great hey we a lottery yeah did you did you you're just a pair of creeps deserted your teacher wouldn't help him and now you switch sides hey hey hey hey but that's the way the world is they kicked the teacher out and what can we do we both got to eat we too we just work here five days a week for a salary should we run off with him right yeah you both got fists so why not fight you're quite right when you're real smart you'll help the bus huh right I'll help him with these oh you'll make trouble for us right [Music] the cream right back [Music] left back hand pick off [Music] [Music] i p your ass [Music] your boss is near he went up before where to he went have for a meal [Music] [Music] he what's happened our young friend again that one hey wa there that way [Music] [Music] [Music] your chicken's clo is weak your teacher was no good the old idiot we'll finish you right [Music] my [Music] well now how is that hey hey join hands join hands all you nuts what are you doing that's him let's go in hand [Applause] [Music] eyes [Music] eyes oh my my my my eyes [Music] [Music] thank TR [Music] all right I did warn you the next time I would kill you [Applause] [Music] a bit small now huh this one long enough then [Music] and how's that long enough eh watch this left right front and back right up down and feet that's pretty good eh Plum Style [Music] [Music] attack the heart then the lungs tired too bad [Music] [Music] see [Music] the shadow Eagles claw must be used against the double Phoenix eyes now try my double Phoenix eye the heart is the general the ey is the scars the fists the arrows [Music] The Stance is firm [Music] come [Music] what [Music] [Music]

Channel: Wu Tang Collection

Views: 7,816,041

Keywords: Billy Chong, Yue Siu Tin, Chu Tiet, Hwa Yi Hung, Martial Arts, Kung Fu, Chinese Movies, Wu Tang Collection, Crystal Fist

Id: CY8iRi0PwLA

Length: 83min 51sec (5031 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 27 2017