Wu Tang Collection - Mystery Of Chess Boxing

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[Music] watch [Music] so [Music] hot [Music] so [Music] up [Music] [Music] i warn you you have no [Music] you chance this technique huh five elements you remember [Music] i guess you thought that you'd escape but i shall get all of you [ __ ] okay [Music] hello [Music] [Applause] [Music] um [Music] five elements that's right uh huh yes [Music] [Music] granddad a castle move to [Music] he's moved his [Music] oh [Music] hey that's the one that's it that's the move so no problem yeah of course granddad a bishop move back queen three forward one [Music] damn it that's your fault it's all right go on again play again damn it you interfere didn't mean to i'm on my way to school to study kung fu holiday kid where are you going tell me huh what you're curious well now i guess so well chunks in school huh [Laughter] that's so and why you're going there tell me study oh oh i think that they won't accept you there huh why not i'll tell you why i'm a senior student there [Music] i think that you're lying that's what right i'll have to show you just how well a senior student can fight come on get this thing off oh let him go let him go kid i'll kill you but i won't forgive you until you cut out to me can't tell to him hey mister do i have to count out him depends if you want to learn [Music] one two three four five six seven eight one two [Music] three one two three four five six seven eight [Music] one two three [Music] my [Music] what do you want [Music] one two three [Music] ah you again brother we did try to stop him but he just broke in hey and so what i just want to join the school you see me i count out all the way all right you've apologized hey let him go go on yes sir hi easy easy listen to me you told me you want to learn study kung fu you apologized but there's a few formalities do you know that the first one hey brother just tell me i'll do it right well the first thing to do hey is to ask you to demonstrate your skill here right watch [Music] uh [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] is that sword real it's real [Music] hey [Applause] hey that's enough oh [Music] hey what are you doing here [Music] ah oh please stop you can't take it huh too much it's too much too much you're soft huh no please stop it please brother can't even stand this you useless huh there's more ah more but [Music] enough i declare i take him as my pupil [Music] teacher [Music] get up sure you know our rules huh any newcomers uh uh hey must fetch the rice for the seniors huh if that's the rules in fact there's three rules hey first fetch the rice for everyone hey second silence silence i [Music] see third rule is don't break the balls huh don't break the bowl yeah [Laughter] oh silence silence goddamn rules of course you're new in a school and schools have rules all right sure so [Music] [Music] more rice come on [Music] hello [Music] so [Music] pow [Music] bring rice [Music] you'll have to be much more courteous you keep the bowl level you see just like that [Laughter] got it yeah i got it i got it [Music] um [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] uh kid what is this i'm sorry but i'm hungry hungry too bad if a man's hungry he has to steal you're hungry want food all right i'm gonna eat my rice you steal one grain you've won you can come and eat here any time [Applause] oh [Music] that smells so good [Music] [Music] but that isn't rice [Music] [Music] [Applause] hmm [Music] [Music] um [Music] oh god [Music] well it's not so easy now [Music] i got it kid you're smart eat up right hey kid you may have studied at many schools but however much you've learned i'm sure you have only just managed to get the basic essentials and not very much more you understand me kid you're new here huh eat up that iron lid weighs a ton his kung fu must be uh good i bow to you huh hey hold it hold it hold it i'm just a cook i'm no gung-fu teacher i could teach you cooking here that's all you better be more careful than the people you choose hey come on sit down sit down you eat up your food and you tell me why have you come here to study kung fu to get revenge [Music] you're not dead i'm a killer that's why killers don't die so easy even though you so-called loyal clans all got together and try to kill me today you'll find out what that is like [Music] you know my style five elements which one do you think i'm gonna use old techniques [Music] [Music] oh [Music] go on [Music] [Music] i've told you many times but you won't believe me what i teach you isn't good enough and i am not your teacher and if you call me teacher i'll send you away sir but if you do that where will i go you must tell me hey kid don't talk garbage when the time comes for you to go i'll tell you where to go all [Music] right look at that [Music] hey mister want a game of chess a stupid game years ago i did know of one man who could play well he was chisu tin so they said i never met him but one of these days i will [Music] go again [Music] lisa no trouble we're poor simple folk just trying to make a living but if you want a game of chess i'd be pleased to oblige you well i don't tell me you your name's chi are you chisutin i'm afraid i'm not i mean i'm not so lucky as to be well known i guess not chi su tin was a man [Music] yes i guess that i was wrong [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] mr i don't want to start any trouble here get the things and let's close up now [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] ah [Laughter] bring some tea sure [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] thanks i will [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] hey who wants some rice now you forgotten the rules huh [Music] of course silence silence [Music] [Music] you're getting good huh right [Music] hello [Music] uh [Music] watch me [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] wow [Music] shhh [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey [Music] [Music] um [Music] hey [Applause] [Music] um [Music] think you're getting stronger [Music] damn you i'll kill you when you ask for it you need a lesson well all right go ahead then i know you're after me don't want me all right i've had enough of all these games now you want to fight me well go ahead all right i will get by huh tell me what's this that one's for ripping you up doesn't seem to be working too well does it oh what's in there huh oh very sorry your hook hit my iron plate give it to me teacher hey ghost face killing play so he's not dead then teacher he carries it around with him kid you look decent enough so how could you then work for him teacher teacher damn you you dare to come to spy for him i did [Music] no then what's this i just keep it i i know what it's for teacher i'm not your team teacher teacher you're wrong sir you'd never kill me with your skill now get out after today let me see your face again teacher [Applause] [Music] [Music] oh yay [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] okay [Applause] [Music] who do you what you sir and what for oh john sent me here to study to study what study kung fu kung fu yeah well i could teach you chess but gunful my last teacher was a cook now it seems my next one can only play chess i know that maybe you're not really very good just an amateur oh ah guess john made a mistake can't be helped [Music] come on uncle young sent him here see what he's got that's a real heavy part lid i'll bet that he's really strong oh so you like him huh kid come here huh [Music] [Applause] huh like i said your kung fu probably isn't too good [Applause] maybe the old man's good after all [Music] [Applause] teacher teacher [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh come on that young man who's come here to be your pupil of course well he can get up but not to stay here i'm not going to take him [Music] granddad well all right i'll talk to him but i promise nothing [Applause] [Music] why do you want to learn to get revenge [Music] dad [Music] he killed my dad and he left this [Music] he's dead forget it just forget it dump it throw the thing away no it's all i have i must keep it you keep it and you'll lose your life all right take me as your student then i won't die maybe i should take you i don't know well go on then thanks teacher thanks teacher [Music] uh mister who was there something do you know the old man the one who had a chest all here once where's he gone huh oh the people say he just uh disappeared it seems some fella came uh threatened him mister you think this fella needs a lesson all he can do is fight old man hey mister i just hope you meet him and then you'll teach him not to holy people i'm going [Applause] [Music] teacher who do you think killed you on who would dare to do that i mean master yun was pretty good i know this we're gonna find out sir once a porn has crossed the line he has to stay there's no way back [Music] [Applause] teacher [Music] something i must say i don't want to but i must oh go on well i i've been here for a whole month till yet we just played chess i i don't want that want to learn kung fu well in fact you're already learning or haven't you heard the first virtue is to be calm calm must be the basis of kung fu it's a mental discipline and playing chess will teach you to achieve calmness of mind i've never discovered a better way [Music] hey [Music] oh me buddy oh [Music] me [Music] oh [Laughter] [Music] uh knight to green too to master this game you have to be like i said very calm but also quick of wit shop of eye fast of mine slow of tongue quick to see [Music] all right how's this you're in check dawn you start training [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] now you put two bricks on yes [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] i think it's too much how do you know what's too much ever since he's been with us you've questioned my orders i'll do it [Music] watch it every half hour add two more granddad granddad i think it's too much i don't want opinions just add on the bricks add on add on his leg you'll break it i'm sure of it [Music] it's funny you're normally fairly hard-hearted but with him come on granddad oh i see now this fella he's got something something quite special listen he won't die [Music] anyway if he wants to learn kung fu he has to stand it go on out take a look but i think that he's playing tricks yes [Music] hey hey hey no more [Music] you're gone cruel [Music] you cursed me [Music] yes i will [Music] [Applause] you damn you you'll never get married [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Music] now then and strength is not enough stand still [Music] billions [Music] and make sure your back is straight [Music] right [Music] huh [Music] now these methods improve your arm strength now you try them while i watch yes teacher [Music] so [Music] i found you all these years and you've not changed a bit what do you want what do you think i want i'm one chan son and i want revenge huh go on not your affair get out hurry up get ready [Music] [Music] get [Music] this oh tell me all these years that i've lived i've made many foes but you were not one you you're wrong but i know who you want the chess king you aren't him no i'm not chess king he he's living now in the dragon mountains [Music] ah hi friends look who's your friend listen i've only come here to see master yarn so you could tell him that i'm here hey get the hell out of here kid now listen johanna's been killed huh what's that jonah's been killed [Applause] it's him it's him it must be him teacher who do you mean tell me ghostface killer won john son whenever he kills he always leaves a plate what my son he's the murderer killed my dad and i'll take revenge revenge you're dumb then because you'll be killed you've been here a few months only you've learned a bit but take revenge not a chance teacher you're right i don't know much yet every day i practice eight hours but it isn't enough so then i'll do more i'll practice 16 hours i'll wait till i drop to me that's all that counts one day to get revenge for my dad and for young too for both young took care of me teacher tell me why should jan have to die and why was my father killed [Music] teacher [Music] teacher just tell me why my boy it all goes back many years to the jing times [Music] and a ruthless one on his words many people died and so the kung fu men tried very hard to kill him but always failed and now he thinks it's his turn he means to have his revenge on them your dad and master yeon [Music] your style must combine toughness and gentleness it must have the power to stop the waves stop anything [Music] yes it's outwardly plastic but inwardly decisive it's as fierce as an explosion [Music] roll and make it hard but make sure that it's well controlled [Music] i've taught you enough now to break his kung fu but bear his technique in mind the five elements fire gold wood water earth the earth absorbs water [Music] [Music] [Music] what can beat earth uh [Music] earth absorbs gold once again [Music] up [Music] all right just remember what i've taught you [Music] hey you move it hmm [Music] huh look you see that huh ooh what's wrong your eyes all red going blind garbage you're right my eyes are red blood in them huh the last time you hurt my hand didn't you well it wasn't my fault you hit the plate i was carrying now i'll give you a taste of chiang kong fool [Music] brother what's that huh this is palm height even bomb double bob drunk people brother you got any more then not right now i see snap right huh now the fishing hook brother your hook's gone straight all right then i'll bite god [Music] [Music] who are you [Music] he's the ghost face killer don't you know him uh teacher [Music] sure [Music] ten years and still he finds me [Music] now listen carefully as from today the school's closed teacher we live with you here we'll die here well if you regard me as your teacher then obey me and leave teacher teacher get up get up didn't you hear me you're wrong man well all right then you behave like men stand up straight just remember where you've come from you come from the chang singh school now stand up go go go [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] teacher come with us it's better [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] waited for this for many years [Music] i bet you'd forgotten me maybe thought i was dead well do you recognize my technique fight elements [Music] oh years ago your clan tried to kill me well now i'll kill all of you [Music] oh the guy you helped the i was fighting with that guy he has a plate like yours just the same sure right you have three days to find him if not then the next plate will wind up around your neck sure sure calm and keep calm that's most important if you're going to win it's not easy to appear calm but if you do then you'll win calm is natural remember that [Music] you mean that his teacher is that old man who used to play chess ah sure right that's fine i'll get them all and so get the revenge i've been seeking all these years you hate them more than hate them hey listen that's the short way but rough to walk please [Music] [Music] hey [Music] [Music] [Applause] or ten you act well you really had me fooled when i met you let her go she's not involved i don't want her only you my god and how want your son just drop the knife act like a man don't preach at me i must try may awake your conscience just for money you killed so many good men you ruined so many families and now but still you plotted to have me killed any way you could at least i fight you one by one and now we'll see how good you are they're not strong enough the ears have left their mom you're the same well my friend ready to die now let's try the wood technique but the earth overcomes wood i don't think your earth can overcome anything right something else let's see you try the water technique the sky is high the cloud is low but my water technique is hard to beat but the earth can absorb water not doing too well hey my friend your awakening you have no chance you know that my hatred can't be stopped it's taken years to find you uh [Music] my eye itches that usually means something forget it means nothing [Music] me [Music] [Applause] [Music] to go back just save your bread [Music] uh [Music] wait [Music] [Applause] [Music] go catch wood [Music] [Music] [Music] fire melts go [Music] [Music] oh [Music] use counter technique right teacher what [Music] [Applause] [Music] turning [Music] rolling yeah [Music] uh [Music] oh [Music] double horse [Music] [Music] [Music] [ __ ] [Music] across this line [Music] [Music] [ __ ] [Music] you
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Channel: Wu Tang Collection
Views: 12,664,140
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Keywords: Martial Arts, Kung Fu, Hong Kong Cinema, Shaolin Movies, Shaolin Films, Wu Xia, Hong Kong Action Cinema, Shaw Brothers, Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Silver Fox, Drunken Master, Ninja, Sam Seed, Wu Tang clan, The Gza, The Rza, lee Yi Min, Jack long, Yuen Siu tien, Joseph Kuo, Lee Yi Min, Jack Long, Mark Long, Simon Yuen
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Length: 86min 44sec (5204 seconds)
Published: Fri Apr 28 2017
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