Wu Tang Collection - Snake In The Monkey Shadow

foreign [Music] oh oh [Music] oh oh God [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] foreign [Music] all right [Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign [Applause] [Music] foreign at the time when the snake style of kung fu was at its most popular one Fighter by the name of Cesar emerged as one of the foremost exponents of the style his ambition was to dominate the world of the martial arts experts the snake style can be a vicious style and CSR was a vicious and unmerciful fighter he defeated and killed a great many experts and then he met a monkey style expert cooked in such and on the banks of the Pietra Lake they held a contest foreign [Music] [Music] so you came hey [Music] oh [Music] God [Music] you fight well Golden Sun your monkey technique is the best CSI tell me why you challenged me today do you want to kill me hmm right first time today you're gonna die it's obvious you're conceited what's more you're crazy I know that your snake style is terrific but my monkey technique can kill snakes hey [Music] what's up successful suits sausages [Music] wake up smokes people whoops [Music] okay this is called the monkey attacks the mouth a poison snake turns [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] not all you got oh well I told you that I can defeat snakes you kill me or I'm gonna get you if I beat you once I can beat you twice now go put inside you're gonna regret this I can promise you [Applause] [Music] [Music] hold on [Music] what haha Now you listen to me the most important thing that you must remember that is always appear half drunk euphor must think you look helpless do you understand that yes teacher [Music] all right watch closely I'm going to teach you another tactic now [Music] hike [Music] [Music] [Music] who's that [Music] hey hey what's up no not today [Music] I'm sorry I'm sorry sorry I'm sorry [Music] message here you are your money okay what's wrong nothing take some fish to the Yen house they're waiting now but I just got back here I'm too tired this is our Mo send him he [Music] did right you don't want to Yarns fast go on Elmo you could go busy here and she said that you have to go but I just wait oh my God you're still here the people are waiting for it you're a lazy old bastard [Music] all right oh wow okay yes sir what me where's that fish that I ordered told them to hurry but not Hey listen this Yan's Place sure that's good hey are you from the fish market sure brought the fish well you're pretty late her lunch is almost over oh maybe I am a bit late but still at least I did get here it's better late than never you'll probably enjoy it more now hey are these fish they're some of the best we have this morning hey I mean uh where would you like them yeah I know who I am I don't I'm a Yan family Second Son oh is that so I'm a second son too yeah I know how you must feel huh [Music] hey these fish I'm too fresh hey sure they are they could still swim oh they'd swim yeah okay some water [Music] yes sir the water [Music] so we can swim [Music] look at them huh hey they can swim now look here look look see see that they're swimming there they're moving there you see that they can move so can I work oh so you look comfortable huh right now then try my Tiger Claw and matters Fest yeah um yeah that's not bad huh and this one is called the tiger leg s [Laughter] so you don't know Kung Fu um [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] what's your name huh what's all that noise there hold on go see right [Music] brother who is this dog uh brother he just tried to bomb us off with some steel fish that's so yeah the guns are the leading family here you dare cheat US brother a sword hmm thank you brother uh brother we got no fish but we do have this clown here so we can have some fun right let's play with the dogs that'll give you a taste of the end sword claim hey if you're going to be a dog I must tie you huh follow me come on earthquake a gentleman uh today we got no fish but still we got a dog to play with so you enjoy yourselves and see if you can get a laugh out of him huh maybe he can do a few tricks he's quite smart so go on try him foreign we'll really have to train this dog so help us huh go ahead and just feed him and throw him something anything at all hey that was better now watch him eat it up huh eat it [Music] you had enough huh that'll teach you to try and cheat us out hey go on then [Music] oh I wonder if he'd teach me I'll try bowing to him he may accept me please teach her I bow to you please accept me please teacher I bow to you please accept me hey please teacher accept me as your student s please teacher hey you why won't you take me I want to learn you got a big place don't you want students I can pay [Music] he likes to drink so I'll give him one teacher [Music] hmm teacher listen the school is all full I'm not taking any more students Now teacher I beg you please take me [Laughter] and why should I huh who do you think you are you're nothing special oh won't take me hmm hope you know what the consequences will be whoa you'll threaten me uh teacher I didn't mean that uh what I meant was if you said no I'd be sorry I couldn't serve you Ah that's a bit better teacher please accept mayor hmm I you've got to take me as your student if you won't accept me I won't leave here all right maybe I could accept you really um my teacher as your student I bowed there's conditions like what you sit down right can you drink oh sure sure well let's both drink then I want to see first whether you can drink as much wine as I can and then I might accept you right [Music] you're drunk no not yet [Music] here some more huh sure Cheers Cheers [Applause] foreign [Music] it's all gone Tisha I said that I can drink as much as you can right you drink well teacher listen can I pause you um right bow to me [Music] [Music] just one more just one more the right teacher [Music] [Music] finished I'm finished why didn't my dad send me to the snake shop instead of that stupid fish shop finished his hand maybe not now you keep still or else you're sharp we'll need someone else right oh listen you be careful with that snake [Music] he's gonna be killed for my sake [Music] it's all right let's stay listen if it hadn't been for me there you would have died listen what techniques that monkey style you learn it of course want to learn it of course oh no thanks people who play with snakes get bitten ah up to you Hey listen what's your name you didn't tell me I'm coding sun and I live in that Hut there call on me right [Music] [Music] so it's you again a yes teacher that's a lot of wine there well you didn't have enough oh no no no teacher it's not that it's just I know that you like wine so I brought you those two jars as a small gift oh well that's very nice of you well they say one good turn deserves another oh and how should I return your kindness yeah you could teach me hmm teacher please accept me teach it one day I might be better than you are right I'll take you huh but as a cleaner up well I guess I have to have no money all right [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] wow [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] thank you look at that [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you [Music] thank you foreign [Applause] [Music] [Music] what oh what oh that's not bad last time I taught you the fishing for the moon technique and riding the Donkey you remember yes hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey [Music] all right [Music] what are you doing nothing I guess you were tired so I brought you some wine teacher they're all done if it was me I could learn it twice as fast they're stupid what what [Music] hey [Music] what [Music] what [Music] yeah [Music] thank you [Music] big head hey what's wrong he's laughing at us forget it come on what is this damn you sorry an accident sorry an accident that's all right oh [Music] all right now [Applause] um [Music] [Music] [Music] fighting one man what's the meaning of this teacher before you came he was beating us though yes that's true that's right that's right you lie teacher you for men no kung fu and he doesn't know it how could he have beaten you you don't believe us but where are you students he's a stranger why believe him yeah that's right who's a stranger I'm telling you frankly now I'm thinking of taking him as my student too and if I do then you'll be his schoolmates and he won't be a stranger then oh teacher you've accepted me I bow to you hey hey hey I said I was thinking of it teacher please don't just think of it take me if you don't they're gonna kill me so please take me teacher all right I'll thank you as my student then thanks teacher my respects I bow to you I bow to you teacher I bow to you all right today you'll learn something else I'm going to teach you the basic hand movements of the drunken Style now first your hooking technique go in there and try it out foreign I'll teach you the secrets of the drunken technique be calm and be gentle with Supple waste steps must be light they're so slightly drunk all movements smooth no rigid muscles everything relaxed in particular your hands don't forget the secret is its deceptiveness well I'll write you try it hmm Ling all right [Music] hey hey [Music] come on [Music] go again Hey listen that ape's Fierce oh sure he is you must be pretty smart to escape from him Hey listen why are you here Mr Cole you did save my life then I had to come here for you my gosh there's food I'm mine too it's nothing I owe you a lot ah no way hey tell me that technique you use what is it oh monkey huh monkey hey could you teach me wanna learn sure well I wonder if my teacher would teach you well who is he you already met him I did ah come on who is he he's a teacher come on then pay your respects to him I forget it I don't think I want to learn from him hey you know who my teacher is then who he teaches the drunken technique teach your hoe ah but he's not taking new students hey hey you don't believe me well I've not seen you fight so why should I hey well all right I'll show you the drunken technique okay well go ahead [Music] hey hey yeah well all right anymore if that's a lot I'm not impressed huh [Music] all right I'll show you some more come on right hey why didn't finally come I guess he's busy or I'm sure he'd have come hmm anyway we can handle this stupid farmer by ourselves put pulley's house down and take over his land for our family right huh [Music] that's you again well you stupid dog get off the road no hey hold it what do you want speak up a question no who owns this road oh [Laughter] brother this fella he really is dumb huh everyone knows that this road here belongs to us hey you got it wrong this particular bit of Road doesn't belong to you it belongs to me see huh you don't believe well I got the proof right here [Music] you bastard right all right [Music] oh you've learned a bit not quite the same eh right hmm you got arthritis don't you remember my tiger Atlantis claws well to me it looks much more like a crippled duck um [Music] maybe the chicken's claws just a scratchy [Music] [Applause] perfect hey [Applause] yeah so technique really seems pretty deadly huh you've cut my shadow to bits with your sword [Applause] let's go listen don't you think my drunken star's not too bad right not bad [Applause] [Music] [Music] stay right there oh man please excuse me I hope you won't mind if I borrow a bone [Music] now when you give a nice bone to a dog what does he do listen that's a human bone good dogs wouldn't eat that you're good dogs well let's see which one of you gets it when I throw it then because he's the one who'll live [Music] those dogs can really run well not a bad dog Sean is it then it's great those two bastards there bullied everyone you're great [Music] hey what do you want hey got a lung out here not here oh well where is he then tell me I don't know I don't know hey you leave him alone now [Music] teacher these men have come looking for brother long they beat us at the end I'm Mr lungs teacher what can I do for you I'll tell you your student has beat up my sons and for no reason he has to pay Mr Yan I'm real sorry this has happened but please forgive him you're sorry huh and you think that that's enough no way well what would you like then I'll tell you we want you to count down in front of us three times and then we'll go Mr Yan it seems that your sons are rude and ill-behaved so they probably deserve their beating [Applause] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Applause] dad dad oh my God here kung fu is really pathetic yeah I tell you I shall get you for this oh come on let's go [Music] foreign [Music] you you just started in kung fu and yet you get in fights and make me trouble I don't want such students get out get out teacher don't say that I'm sorry sorry I taught you Kung Fu but not for fighting why not hoodlums we're supposed to be disciplined that's what kung fu is for you understand that I understand still all I wanted was just to try out my Kung Fu check my standard oh and just what standard is it then not as good as yours yet you mean it's going to be better I couldn't say just yet right let's test it now if you can take away the stool here then I shall forgive you yes too yeah well all right ready [Music] oh my God [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right [Music] guys [Applause] why so hard but sir you told me to I didn't mean that hard boom go out yes sir yes Master [ __ ] wrong trying to break my arm oh no sir and take it easy okay you two acts are down tough at home but you're not so tough when you're outside your kung fu is lousy dead we did the best that we could we tried everything that we knew you goddamn useless Maybe all we know is what you taught us huh what did you say nothing not a thing oh dad everyone will know that teacher who beat you and we can't stand for that all right Dad what we'll have to go back there with some more men tomorrow right just shut up if I could just destroy his school I'd pay anything at all yes sir Wang is here master I wanted you You're Just in Time Master I knew that you would well how come NASA uh I knew this would happen but I said please don't be mad I have two fellas who could be real useful I'm sure they'll help you really yes [Music] [Music] Master these two men here are the foremost Experts of the snake style oh they're just traveling through but they said that they'd be willing to help you oh good good [Music] [Music] wait what do you want I want to teach a hole please wait teacher do you want you oh you want to see me can I help you sure you can somebody hired us to kill you stay back let me deal with them oh so it's a snake Style [Music] [Applause] I'm sorry laughs [Applause] [Music] thank you subscribers [Music] [Music] teacher get back you're just not their match please [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [ __ ] yourself [Music] foreign [Music] teacher teacher teacher teacher [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] you're lucky that you weren't killed to die doesn't scare me still teacher's death must be Avenged so I can't die right but even your teacher couldn't beat them do you know who they were snake style experts big Style well they must have come for me what what was that oh nothing you lie down and get some rest I'll get some wood foreign [Music] so it's you here at last [Music] how's things let's see it's been three years a long timer a wine very well so you remember me you're the fella that I allowed to live right now I guess I regret that I told you that you'd regret it do you remember you ignored me huh it's all right it's like I told you then if I can beat you once then I can beat you twice huh well you were wrong there [Music] foreign [Music] my friend's life that time my friend and I have thought a lot how best we can repay you may now we'll do it inside I know your monkey style is good but today will be different you've got two snakes to fight now you're through well we'll see about that God s please success all right [ __ ] yeah [Music] [Music] brother cow Squad [Applause] another Cole hello listen it's not our job to go around killing young kids it's better for our name [Music] you better kill me now well you can I'll get revenge [Music] you do what you want we'll take that risk [Music] brother Cole brother Co sorry it seems they're too good I guess it's the end now listen don't try for Revenge you could never beat them brother brother brother brother [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] I can't die you've had two chances now but you won't get a third though I'm like a cat about nine lives but you though have just one [Music] subscribe [Music] it seems you've changed a bit Nothing in life stays the same time [Applause] thank you [Music] listen that isn't the drunken Style don't know it it's a special technique that's called the hook okay [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] thank you hey [ __ ] [Music] all right [Music] come on what's up the dying snake piggies not quite dead [Music] [Applause] oh yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay okay [Music] foreign

Channel: Wu Tang Collection

Views: 4,533,489

Keywords: Martial Arts, Kung Fu, Hong Kong Cinema, Shaolin Movies, Shaolin Films, Wu Xia, Hong Kong Action Cinema, Shaw Brothers, Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Silver Fox, Drunken Master, Ninja, Wilson Tong, John Chang, Snake in the Eagle's shadow

Id: 3EHWN5VgDNA

Length: 81min 27sec (4887 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 03 2017