Worst Games Ever - Get Fit With Mel B

[Music] [Music] hello everybody and welcome back to worst games ever my name is Ben and my name isn't this is a show where we play terrible video game video this is a show where we play terrible video games really and sometimes they're really bad and sometimes they're not the very worst games ever made they're just they're bad games yeah they're worst games what and you're okay nice and easy ladies they're not the worst games ever so just bad what most weird that's it that's the one that's exactly yeah there are two roles to this show Peter mm-hmm one of them is the game's victim and that this week is you and so I suppose that means that I must be the other one the games master without further as some people say incorrectly adieu a jerk so without further ado which is not right now please let me so the circus so much so much a jerk is happening right please a real a jerk is up there making a real ruckus please let me know what I'm playing this week I'm today's adjudicator and I am here to reveal let me instead of giving you the game first yeah you're also gonna need these today oh no hang on of these mine yes okay to move controllers yeah see whirring Ben yeah someone's coming up you ready for that beach bod I've already got a baby it's time to get fit with Mel B get fit with Mel Melanie be Melanie B from the actual Spice Girl Mel from from CES Mel B C edx with Mel that's that's her don't try and take that anywhere just says get fit with Mel see the difference between the spine see the difference though there get ready get get rid of them they'll get ripped with Mel okay I'm ready to get ripped with Mel let's do this get this beach bod I'm hype it's gonna move this table now I'm ready Peter you ready I'm afraid I'm gonna punch you well yeah I don't know how much punching is involved in this game I know this was a bit there is can confirm bit of pond bit of punching this is a PG rated video oh that's years Mel no I think you're supposed to start the game before oh sorry my only need one move controller actually I think you do and they need one well that's a shame yeah I wonder can I wear this one anyone yeah you can sort of stick stick you're running out of [ __ ] oh the mix isn't very good is it what's that male you shouldn't come in this club to have this conversation now um got any theories Oh a couple of these to get me get me really going how low can you go let's see if we can get it to 1800s well I can hold it they see if it'll go low tell me not to play this game because I might die oh you're not allowed to play if you were born before 1990 surely 100 in fact what's today yeah your recording date of recording is the something that may let me find out for you it is the according to my science facts box add a recording is the 15th of May okay where hundred today wow that one Andre Earth Day that's it 2.1 cards six foot eleven seven ever but why is this important oh yeah take them all so this is a science fact I'm gonna have to jump ahead to okay I don't need any of these um basically in this game there is also a nutrition section where she will do meal plans for you you can tell her if you have any dietary requirements and I'm fascinated to see what she does if you don't eat anything grass yeah she's a bit where'd you want to work out leads why look at all these places did she did she get to go to all of these absolutely not people no I think she went to a film studio in Leeds that has a green screen well not a very good one you're fine to help later Paul the Kings not very very good King was a bit much for me to infinity and the Paul what kind of I'd like to get ready for cake it's a size 4k special the cake should thaw are you having a day of birth anniversary are you having a two men two men or women kissing in a dress oh you're having a wet baby head is it time for a dead one six-pack for a bat slim down for suit new dad getting fit for an active holiday new dad I think you should do slim down for suit dead dead dead dead dead for my wedding maybe your wedding yes it's it's a many years away for sure I'll be ready golf foot I want to be mostly slim down I want to be 10% golf it really that's my goal here and I love this game laughs use that I want to be 90 percent ready for a new suit yeah and ten percent gold fit so basically you won't be ready for either of these two things as what it's what the game no I'm not gonna be a hundred percent ready for either you'll be really squashed into your suit and you'll be able to go to pick up a club and go but if I swing it yeah I come out of my suit yeah you're reversing the scenes okay okay okay I just need to check while quickly yeah available none of it get fit with Mel is a motion controlled fitness video game developed by boiling fish and published by black bean games [ __ ] bird here we go delicious a little bit of black bean sauce Benny didn't notice that bail it's taken it from the ps3 that's just my profiles name oh is it yeah Benny at an infinity pool yeah you know having the pool you did not choose swim fish look at it just look at it look at the pool no touching the game was released oh here we go how fat are you oh my god that's very so sorry this is not designed for people like you how many to order get really really fit with Mel B please mash the keypad with your palm now I'm confused about the conversion there so we'll put up on screen how many that is in American pounds it's probably a lot and American pounds the same as British pound they just don't use stones well at least five of them yeah that's what we do now the game was released in October 2010 for ps3 Xbox 360 and Wii utilising the PlayStation Move Xbox Kinect and Wii mode respectively okay they're out I'm in it too I can graph it in my terribly doesn't key that out probably won't unless you do do you want to find out what we're gonna eat or should we doing oh yeah yeah let's see what she can come up with given that we don't eat anything what is that whole-grain cereal lentil carrot and coriander soup luxury cauliflower we said we don't need cheese combat is today's workout combat combat test your might been I've got a really cool fact for you okay it's completely unsubstantiated thirty minutes because work oh yeah is you're gonna have to just quit halfway through or just do one workout but I think we should know should we do a two 15-minute workout yeah okay I'm gonna die might actually be quite exhausted by the end I think you will according to Wikipedia this was the first game to make use of the Xbox 360 Kinect and the PlayStation 3 PlayStation Move whoa yeah there's a killer fact scanning gaming look oh you're there with now I'm doing it with actual mail well she's really there huh we're doing it the wrong way left and right it's just looped the sound effect is just loose yeah and also there's some clever camera angle changes every time Mel does like four reps and I suspect calories why he burned three calories already that's easy can you get biscuits for me shall we should we replenish these calories as we go then we're you wasting away sorry yeah we're fly I mean I'm sorry but we're actually in front of a real green screen here game you couldn't you know when I'm moving but you don't I'm really scared I'm gonna hit it doesn't have any keying capabilities they're all that's doing is out cutting out the entire background where you are thanks Cal okay I'm gonna take this off now you can have that one no thanks they go it's bit warm and I think maybe go I don't feel seven foot you don't look seven foot you've sort of the mouth Mallory buff law then yeah Melanie Janean Brown was born in herre Hills and Leeds she's from Leeds you can leave I always thought she was foolishly I thought she was I've been to a top which taken the top off now she's wearing different clothes she's to be performing arts at intake High School in Leeds yeah it doesn't say anything about her studying health and fitness nutrition yes sport science so she you saying this is almost like a sir do I have to beat what I'm saying is that she's unqualified right no I agree one more what bu maybe she's have a makeup done for this workout can I get over to it ah ah nearly see how far can you go keep walking hang on look she's starting without me again yeah this isn't fair is it oh thank you oh you oh the trophy 20 run oh my god auntie was a platinum that might not actually kills because you've eaten Domino's Peter I'm not gonna lie yeah get a little clammy any because we're in an enclosed very warm room we are actually probably the aircon on SHINee but it doesn't go below 19 degrees I don't think I'm in my t-shirt so you know - lets go two three four I'm going yeah punch punch that child in the face I'm punching that Chuck can I get a Tom do you have the child in the face there goes poor straight off and she's doing it way faster than me you have found one of the many issues with this game yeah PlayStation Move benefit from pinpoint precision in motion tracking yeah that's a claim made on the front of the game by the PlayStation Move sticker that is on there many many of the reviews of this game state that the main issue is that it just doesn't register half of your reps and therefore what's that point it doesn't what's the point in counting them if you're not gonna great she's not I'm speaking right right Nick okay cool right left you can't even track this right knee left left left and switch no right right hand and then left knee oh right hands yeah right hand and then switch yeah I kept left hand left left right knee oh say left you've got it left left look at you you're like ml we're doing this together Mel ah when you go onto this games page on Metacritic it describes the game like sort of next to the box at the top of the page I don't know where it's pulled this text from but Metacritic described this game as then get fit with Mel B she will bring you directly into the action delivering her real-time advices and feedback on several disciplines it goes on to say furthermore the game delivers a personal nutritional program featuring six meals plans and 140 recipes it really it really enjoys pluralizing over at Metacritic inappropriately so yeah yeah just enjoying a hot and fresh takeaway here while you're trying to work out and burn calories I mean she didn't explain it please let's you go there's lots of lots of pluralization for some reason what's going on now yeah lots of old back kicks if we're gonna put a hole through this walnut and coming forward a bit oh my god yeah yeah well that was right yeah oh you have to punch as well with it otherwise it will no punch by hook we did it I don't know how it's supposed to register the one where are you punching with the hand that's not got a move controller on it I don't really stupid eight yeah side kicks you're bullying me I'm doing what Mel told me to do now L told you to bully yeah okay now we're going to we're going to beat up beat up Peter this is the beta beat around okay that's what they're saying Lee oh okay good to go thank God no good keep going I'm doing it looks great working out in this club isn't it what they'll come back to mine now in the personal life section of Mel B the first paragraph was some rather unfortunate business regarding an ex-partner he was a very nice person that doesn't sound good immediately beneath that so that the second most important thing about her personal life right yeah from 2002 to 2006 Brown was in a relationship with a film producer Christine crock house Crowe costs okay brown and crow costs lived together in Los Angeles California speaking to gay Star News about the relationship she said it wasn't experimentation I fell in love with a woman for five years an experiment doesn't last five years Brown said that she had a four-year relationship with a woman when she was in her teens in 2019 Brown confirmed the rumors that she and Halle wall had sex during the height of the Spice Girls Fame she said it just happened and we just giggled at it and that was it Mel B personal life almost like having sex with someone is none of anybody's business yeah a consenting adult yeah that isn't it we don't need the ins and outs literally you know you wouldn't go on to help God if you were to go on to Victoria Beckham's it would say you know she's married to David Beckham yeah but I don't think it would say yeah speaking to the newspaper she said oh yeah we had sex we had sex in a car you know in a football bag yeah I like these Golden Balls yeah exactly you know so that's thank you Wikipedia for that Thank You Wikipedia for that second most important fact of all of these personal life come on Mel keep up I can do this all day I'm really scared I'm gonna hit my hat I hate that move spending a lot quicker than you are after Sunday dance isn't it we're in a microwave it is low Sunday Sunday dance happy one day everyone not since the sunday dance where we played a green screen game you know I was concerned before I looked up this game that it might contain some sort of licensed music that we weren't allowed to use this is about as far from licensed music as you can get it sound very licensed just the drum beat isn't it really is it's not very impressed in fact maybe I should cool down time for a cool down oh she's she's put a jacket on - to stay warm that's how cooled down she is this isn't how you stretch like you stretch for way longer than just a second I'm just about getting in the position and yeah you done yeah yeah hello someone's really struggling against the microwave no no I'm a little teapot absolutely ripped and stout my dude we're ready for golf and my suit oh oh there he goes it's fine mine's for that why is it not counting your stretches because this game doesn't work only I know what I'm what I'm doing here because there's no licence music you'll need to provide some yes I'm like nineties some nine talk throwbacks to like yes please [Music] Reavers underwear rhythm came from the late start moving too fast she is just repeating left leg right like left like right right like hold it cool down chill down oh I need a fan in here oh my god set the shot goes off my hand so you like and down I just wanna praise yeah I just wanna praise Jesus the end of the North Fitness start silver that's not bad jeez now I'll see you at the go look there's a graph of something there's no axes just those and light percentages of completion there they get a hundred percent on any of them no no no no yet to Facebook yeah go on in can you imagine I got 97 percent with my workout with Mal be your grandma and three arms liked this yes too easy too easy rate combat level 70 buzzer OH ready on the box of this game you're invited to visit get fit with Mel be calm Oh for exclusive extras and downloads there is a key that you can type in yeah that's enclosed in the box the person who used to own this game and gave it to CX written their password on the back of their piece of paper but not it just says that their username equals email address so no but they'd have enclosed their password if we want it to access their details except Ben what we could do no such thing because get fit with mal be calm is for sale no you can take immediate ownership of it for $600 Wow oh you can get the finance guy even instead GoFundMe campaign let's buy get fit with Mel and redirect it to trip oh no don't do that we'd rather have the $600 I think think of all the Dhamma bobs we could have with that I'm already level 75 at combat what should I get up now do you think dance yeah we get up dance us I'll sing some more 90s for you okay we can choose a workout because today's workout appears to still be combat but I'm already whoa whoa she a point of a cityscape suckage an American chat show welcome to Late Night with Mel B I'm gonna get up my Mel my melon my Melanie be my melons EB dance there we go jump flicks oh my god I'm gonna you one of us is gonna die don't flick where we goin where do you wanna go jump flicks and chill the Maldives natural part Central Park while the options for the bronze and Maldives infinity pool I think forest meadow or apartment or can we go to Mel's apartment you think broke into the old apartment yeah let's go there so broken in and Mel's just working out hi mal can I join you yeah why not don't don't ask about my sex life I'm joy tell you yeah that's that's fine I'm not interested the newspaper shouldn't be either now you just get on with living whoever you wanna love hmm it's going now okay yeah that's that that's the kind of man who's got combat 75 nothing's gonna suck I don't have good meat oh she's just going okay there's a warm-up I'm confused forget to pull in your tummy she said yeah this is a warm-up I still got a fleece on I don't have I didn't have a good knees Peter my knees are really bad well Mel's gonna help you fix your knees I've been running for like two years my knees are still very bad yeah mind these are pretty wing wonk as well don't know what to do dislocate you dislocate one kneecap Peter I tell you and that's it yeah I feel very comfortable around you Mel I feel like we're really getting to know each other you and me imagine being Mel B's friends and she's like oh you want to come back to my New York apartment you're like yeah cool it's just like okay stop it Mel and you get there and she's like right time for work out what no I don't I don't want to you want to get some get some sushi I came here to play xbox no John we can go get some sushi if you want look the doors at oh no okay she doesn't want sushi she wants to she wants to burn it off yeah she said she just smelled sushi she didn't actually have sushi yeah how are you finding this game really like in terms of just is it competent does it I've done one exercise DVD in my entire life yeah just because I missed a motivator I've not missed a motivator he's a legend this I used to be a much much bigger man and so there was a point where I was like what can I do it's not like actual hard exercise because you always look for shortcuts don't ya what's bit and that was the closest thing I've done to this and this is better I feel yeah cuz it's certainly hell is going on and I what to do with my feet but I'm swinging my arms I like the rewards I'm getting the levels and the stats yeah even though it's not tracking it at all so is this not would you say that this was worse than most or not worse than most why I've not tried anything else it's not great is it most outlets didn't agree with you there oh my god although a lot of them did state that there were some issues with the Move controller kind of not really registering your reps yeah the average score according to Metacritic was what uh fifty percent higher 60 higher 773 wow this is not worse than most this is probably the best worst game ever we've ever played according to Metacritic so based on that what do you think the only the lowest score first because the highest score actually has a pretty funny right little line with it weird think the lowest score what smells killing me um I'm gonna go for 40 it wasn't the lowest score according to four reviews on Metacritic was 70% what yeah that was insane spatsy or get games wow I'm not gonna remember that oh my god yeah and you spot CEO games from Italy they said get fit with Mel B is a fairly good fitness game lacking some original exercises and online options I can't sorry I can't do I don't know what this is I'm not coordinated enough for there it's quite it's quite the spec it's really she's going so fast Mel Mel please stop I don't understand Mel will help you with your form look at her she's just carrying on without you man she's not she doesn't care easier than it looks easy the lowest score sorry that was that was the lowest score the highest the hut highest score came from extreme gamer yeah and they rated it 78% an extreme gamer said something a bit weird yeah Mel B is a workout machine and watching yourself beside her incredible physique can be both discouraging and empowering Wow I'm surprised she's not passed by by my moves to be honest I'm surprised she's not put off by having to perform next to Xtreme gamer who is just going look at her incredible physique oh my god melon of your physique come here give us a hug is my off-putting gaming XP rated the game 75% and said the one problem occurring is that PlayStation Move is easily tricked hence your lead to cheat yeah I mean I just did it I've just done all of them apparently eight out of eight 66% but like what what does that guy was baffled by this what do you mean you're led to cheat like you'd only be cheating yourself you're not competing against the world you don't win like a monetary prize but like doing all the reps like if you're if you notice an exploit in the fitness workout game that you voluntarily bought and jam to do in your living room this is stupid what am I in cheating in it like you're only it's not it's up to you whether you want to be trophies what okay yeah right sure trophies I think I feel like I'm getting much out of this apart from spending some quality time with my friend Mel - I don't see very often for this exact reason because I just want to go and get sushi with meld and look what she's doing just immediately she's like right follow me let's do this it is the sort of dressage now I don't know what's going 97% of the hilt apps though so yeah there's one final thing I want to read it read you in terms of reviews push square gave the game 7 out of 10 we know that one so many percent we do know that one but in this in the second second paragraph of their review there were little rather clever with what they wrote was like earrings I'd love to hear it I'm I'm in the groove now Peter watch if the idea of the sounds scary to you come on now and the notion of running on a treadmill for an hour makes you cry like a baby don't worry there is a lot of incentive to get this title this game if you can call it that personalize the workout experience based on things like your height weight diet body type and personal goals it's running from losing your belly distressing keeping it with the kids helping the game cater to the sporty and lethargic types alike even if you belong to a posh gym yeah complete with a personal trainer there are still things like dance exercise a personalized diet plans and even yoga to keep you entertained some of the recipes offered after they're pretty darn go to forgiving fat and sugar to use healthier flavoring alternatives like curry citrus and ginger ginger to spice up o the meals as I just put that all involved you see what they did there I did they put all the names of the different spices they capitalized each one now that's funny yeah try go right right oh it only has eyes for me how does it no no I'm here now game see it's me oh yeah transfer of properties really good well they're good hey finding it fine I'm very warm she's not even giving you instructions anymore is she how many of these add four more I'm not doing it right it doesn't like it has it's found you again or what jump flakes okay the right leg first look nice oh my careful your cable my cable help you okay you got it yeah peeps jump kick three four Joe careful there's so many cables careful it can't be done there we go I'll hold this for you well this has been worst games ever thank you so much for watching we'll be back in two weeks time if you want to get this show two days early on Fridays you can do a patreon.com port slash team triple jump full details in the description below Jesus Christ these games are submitted by yourselves we've got a big pile of them so we're good for a while to keep an eye out at some point we will want more tasty form is your help hey you get on I'm doing all right what's this lust I'll do one more exercise okay oh god that's it oh he's going oh yeah I feel like I'm I feel like I'm luring you into a into a mine with a bit of rope it's incredible flourish Peter in credit you were you a dancer never did you did you drop your shades Mel and I think they're mine Oh what up now what up easier than it looks just get into the rhythm of it see you next week on other things we'll see you in two weeks time on the next worst games ever see you soon thanks for watching hope you all got some hashtag summer pods in there in the comments below good night God God bless Joe bless I need a shower yeah [Music]

Channel: TripleJump

Views: 41,172

Rating: 4.9591374 out of 5

Keywords: sony, nintendo, microsoft, playstation, switch, xbox, games, video games, review, preview, peter and ben, billy ray walrus, triplejump, mel b, melanie brown, get fit with mel b, spice girls, scary spice, sporty spice, playstation move, kinect, wii, xbox 360, playstation 3, ps3

Id: R12JhKsLHuU

Length: 29min 19sec (1759 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 16 2019