Worst Games Ever - Barbie Race And Ride

[Music] [Music] what's up I'm dick my chinko and welcome to worst games ever I'm Peter as you know this is a a television show on the Internet where we play terrible video games sent in by you remember they're not always the worst games ever but they are worse than most I am this week's games victim which means that I'm gonna be subjected to the horrible game yeah which makes me today's games master which means I've brought along a terrible game for Ben to play yes her dick to play I think it was a very concise intro almost to the point of like our grandma / parents would actually understand the format of the show no you know I make it more confident is that what you're doing now are we are we D spooling there no I just wanted to one you said it's a television show on the Internet I kind of realized that like when my grandma asks why I do I do kind of say it's like TV but it's just on YouTube calm when the Internet Ben yeah dick sorry you just answer to a dick today would have said biscuit and I would have said yeah yeah true well who wouldn't say no to a biscuit we are playing it's almost like a sequel to something we played before or a prequel Barbie race on our eyes another Barbie game another Barbie game remember when we played Barbie Explorer I had to play that oh yeah yeah you did I did that was a Barbie girl in a Barbie world yeah it's time to dick my Barbie this no do not dick anyone's Barbie this promotes problem-solving in a realistic outdoor environment I don't believe you age five and upwards okay yeah encourages learning about horses it's quite specific like wanted well you've got anything else on there no okay well before we get started this week we are joined by scandal penguin Billy Ray Doris Billy Ray Wars oh sorry dick Marcinko yeah jean-claude van LOM and Steven Seagal all right Peter are you ready to hit me with those science facts so ready give them to me but the game of their socks will swap that over bish bash Bosh and away we bless you sorry I've got got there I was gonna say mumps sanaya is it hay fever so close mumps Oh who's this guy oh that's racin rider it's metal media yeah my god hello I'm Matthew L media Matt L Matt of the media yeah where we goin remember oh my God we're going backwards some of this Stonehenge oh yeah from Barbie explore a room craft right there back I think I played room craft before you have big fan of marine craft software for girls sorry sorry boys well that's not very progressive and oh my god where everyone I'm sorry I can't I'm come here you Barbie the music's so loud - secret Valerie look at them go it's a bit plain the way their legs move they're like sort of walking on air aren't they somewhere in the valley is a secret hidden ranch so let's say how do you hide around it be this marination you just hand right okay one I'm into it Bobby racing road you know you can challenge your friends it's a bonus fact I've just seen on the back of the box it's not in the in the science facts okay race against your friends Kristy trademark and Teresa trademark oh no god this is betrayal Wow press the press beat prep it's Comic Sans saengil new player options start and one player oh there it is it's actual very much Comic Sans there tick Mike did it dignity Mikey dick my team hello circus going on highlight the outfit you like then press the exit they're both pretty grim oh yeah it's got a lot of choices I have a blue denim shirt or yeah the grass stained trousers purple it takes an awful long time it does it's I'm gonna really hard think about it oh my god these are our four beautiful horses they are beautiful so we've skipped couple of facts but while we're on the whole selection screen there are only four horses players can choose wrong Palomino a paint a white and a dapple gray there's one called blaze is there 420 blaze I'm sorry please blaze blaze so there's different pages that they're all alphabetized okay chestnut bunny buttercup button candy buttons when a player selects their horse they'll be given a list of names to pick out such as please flash ah aerial beauty Duchess or princess wind well we've all got it taffy taffy she's got no snowflake they're all just said in exactly the same kimmel any oils I'm sorry FN Millennials exactly the same tone of voice misty Moonbeam muffins I had one of those in in Amsterdam and magic Moonbeam muffin yeah yeah we're just it sends you send you to actual space yeah that blaze baby Barbie racin ride is a 1999 horse-related Barbie video game for the PlayStation it's equestrianism based gameplay yeah it's what it says on a well-known khattak Wikipedia I think it's equestrianism based gameplay makes it a spiritual predecessor to the Barbie horse adventures series oh yeah sure and that well look bless you we're gonna call it blaze Shirley chestnut unconscious now I've seen gotten chestnut several times actually this game was published by say later time in Europe no it was idea was undeveloped by room craft famous Burton Barbour Explorer than all famous this is exactly the same as one of the ones we played last year this bit there's a cat yeah this looks like mary-kate and Ashley it does isn't it yeah yeah but I think all horse games look a bit like this right because they're just in a stable yeah bar we hit the trails we should have voices so grating isn't it isn't it everything's in the same tone well I suppose we're going on a Presti riding lesson so when I tested this game I thought this bit was broken but no this is just how they do it so that all looks wrong doesn't it it looks really wrong is there a bit of artifact on the left of the screen that's like the whole screen has been like moved across to the other side and I'm gonna you've got in the Edit so you guys can see at home is that how it looks in the actual game yeah well no probably not that might just be asking if you press see oh my god that's how they do that's how they do the speed changes in this game they just really reduce the framerate well they really do so I'm now going slow and look at it turn your horse to the left press the left directional button oh my god no oh look I've let you that Swiss roll this isn't right this isn't field this just looks like a bad cut seat no it is there this is what's supposed to happen so all you can read so you can't my god it's days off you're not really able to control the horse it's gonna run round in laps but you can just sort of strafe left and right I think okay I can jump over things what happens if I just run into it if when you want to jump over an obstacle press the X button Oh careful speed I am we're ready get the chance that's it that's all the riding lessons you need that was really complicated to hit the trails really didn't finish - a fact which was there they're famous if you like for room crafts oh sorry room crafts a famous for Barbie Explorer which is featured on worst games ever yeah Jim Henson's the hoobs I'm sorry hoob hoob hooray and she okay yeah yeah she's just loading n64 cult classic Space Station Silicon Valley you aware of that um nah that's actually a kind of okay game the ps1 version of the same game was pretty bad but the n64 version is well loved and remembered so good on you in craft so you can stop at various intervals and sort of explore the world a bit like the American - the game only there's a loading screen every time you want to do oh my god rune crafted a good game and then they did like let's take a closer look oh my god that's why does she move like that such a weird interpretive dance Oh Oh God I'm assuming I can't rotate me so there's only one place that these can actually go oh it's upside down what can i rotate oh my god we've been oh for God's sake barley rotate them outside of the play area is that it I just rotated that head then yeah I think I've got it now it's Circle Circle doing I'm doing reading I mean outfoxed by Barbie P we thought this would be so simple Barbie come back and it's not that needs to go above the head this is so this is the hardest thing I've ever played they go up there I've made a dolphin hoist hey that's right oh my god oh there they get got it's better than Sonic to be honest yeah it's actually moving in a forward trajectory not sort of strafing as it as it jump it's great it was really good yeah play it we decide whether to play in one play mode or two-player mode in two-player mode they will not be able to clean and care for their folks so there's all these two-player horses out there that are just wallowing in their own filth god it's weirdly sort of I feel like they've rotoscoped out or something like they've actually Oh what is this move like that Oh actually maybe never seen a horse they've had it open a start okay well that's it then okay it's not the race come to a stop here I'm the only one here I like the race banner and press the X button just don't please just start the race Barbie why the to use shoes on that banner there Christian sky Christians go with my Cheon blade assignments well hang on what nobody told me the buttons if they're a like a sprint II button how'd you stop them just oh I'm not going as fast as I can oh there's rubber man yeah really she waits for you I would have won by now although you're just going normal speed no think she's going to slow down at the end Christy please we need to progress I can't go any faster than this she's just staying there she's just not making any mistake oh no I'm sorry what was that when does it end there we go oh my God look at always playing jump Wow the slow-mo giddyup yup looks like we're going this way yeah whatever this is jump whoa Eli Eli ins the one on the right looks very sick aren't they quite territorial so yeah they're they're incredibly dangerous animals different rope which one do we want to poke that one oh oh that's so weirdly animate like they're kind of well animated but can we put that spider-man Raymond please we were both thinking it yeah we were Oh God look at Barbies ass don't look her Barbies I knew everyone look at Bobby here's a massive full screen zoom by Barbies meant to be but I think we should be looking at her eyes baby well she can drive so she's old enough scoot scoot that's not the age of consent just well if they can drive is fine but I'm just saying oh no my badge fell no sorry we're gonna know do i well don't play for me yeah nay what are you gonna do with those oysters a master annoyed enormous what we're gonna do with the oysters are they got different ones they're gonna make any art noises - oh nothing in that one check them all do we get to keep it or is it don't like the noises inmates wow that was a fun game was that it you cannot take the Pearl I would Oh Beast the beach at dusk she's gonna just be making out with our horse oh my god please now oh the waters a bit weird looking I just wanted this the sea is stuffy is oh the rock pool let's go crabbing let's see if Barbie can catch crabs let's go look at the wrong form can't we enough water to drown in it it's a memory game what's not middle one a turtle why is it so small oh it's Simon Says the sea creature and press the X button the orga mecha different noise okay it's gonna be worth it for every sound effect that we hear each time well done fighting Gatto submitted a cheats to the GameSpot page to unlock the mall to unlock the mall enter this password and then there's a load of letters I don't think you can enter passwords on this game I think we've just do is shrimp why is she standing like that that's really creepy we go what we're gonna stop for next evening Peter Oh probably some sort of a slide picture arrangement game or like possibly another race or I'm gonna win that race yeah sea turtles I don't think they're meant to just be chilling on the beach life well they lay their eggs on the beach I suppose so are we just gonna poke them now yeah can we take some eggs home have a nice omelet no dear they look unhappy all the animals in this game yeah I can tell what's rubbish and what's just dead animals you saying that too but she's so smoothly animated I think they have just like got a real person and they've just like sort of drawn over the top of it I said run away from Barbie oh my god there it goes that one is sick and can't move is that all it does it just makes that noise yeah ah it's all alone now our God's goodness crikey you enjoying yourself dick I'm absolutely having the time of my life my life my lo my laughs that's a Borat reference oh is it Matt Marla I don't have seen Bora or Bor what Bob or rat it's really good it's about just come out and it's just come out 14 years ago mm-hmm and it's about this man right from a country that not many people have heard of okay he just gets into all kinds of just hijinks yeah and he has catchphrases one of them is my life my life are some nice sounds good this felt what would you say it's called borrow the borrower's borrow is yeah bye ball-ball rat it's a really good film so ya mend you all shut up you're the best part about that was that we will now get at least one comment saying I can't believe Peters never seen Bora can't believe Peters never seen Paula wrap to kiss well if people say ball rat that's fine because they're clearly aware enough that my life my life but yeah there are some idiots in our audience not you just the other people it's the other one yeah look around you they're all idiots oh sorry I didn't realize you can run through water now no horses are hydrophobic we all know you definitely landed right in the middle of it yeah what could possibly distract us here if it's a bloody fair I'm gonna be really furious gonna have a different animal on it you're gonna make me lose my bob it's a beaver what sort of horrible Hellspawn creature have you just created Bob he's never been outside before oh look a bear oh no my life here we go it's perfect yeah ah just the way God made it thank you it's we've made the perfect animal just put it put its legs back up the right way around just to really there there's something brought there's something wrong with my cat my wood cats my wood cats gone wrong hey that's right hey Macarena odds I I why I what that's not a beaver is the beaver gonna eat it I be beautiful those robberies are just gonna have filthy rabbit wait so you make the dolphin jigsaw and it shows a dolphin statuary we did make a beaver thing we made a beaver and there's just oh cool on those rabbits Q maybe because they couldn't actually show what is this what rating three and up they couldn't show two beavers rubbing rubbing each other no that would that would make it significantly higher rating the thing she goes just crumples over there the puzzle sheet is a baby rabbit made let's stay on the mountains after dark come on let's find out okay what is it though what are we looking at is it some animals I swear to God some animals Bobby gonna be so furious it's a woodpecker wake up so glad we stopped the weird wave in its hair yeah it's not right is it no dick yes what do you think what she's just too giddy up keep it keep it up what do you think this game received it's starting to get dark on average from 5 critics reviews not on Metacritic but on mobygames I think it got 37 25 35 oh dear I'm average that's about right yeah it's reassuring that yeah it really is this is just a glorified menu this the rabbits this is the third one these beavers I wonder what was up two masses like rabbits let's annoy them what sorry there was a family cult that was really good yeah so 25 percent yeah she goes what's the lowest score was better than the lowest first because the highest score is is outrageous okay if it balances out 25 and the highest is outrageous the lowest must be 10 it's even lower than that 5 yes 5 out of 100 the lowest score for this game comes from player 1 if I'd the sound I mean the brand name is in English but the review was written in French so I don't know who player 1 are okay translated not very interactive rather ugly but to the world of Barbie this game was satisfied girls under the age of 10 if they're hardcore if they are hardcore of the famous doll is I I too am hardcore of the famous yeah this game will satisfy girls under the age of 10 if they're hardcore off the famous doll and their parents eager to slowly learn video games alongside their offspring me hair oh I see if you fail it what do you just press the one that the hair is on that's why no so then of these three you have to choose the right one oh so it's the left one you see so it's middle middle left no Sameer memory game middle left left middle middle left middle middle right middle middle left middle left Oh middle middle left middle middle middle all right they're all middle except that one laughs ridiculous looking girl look at them go look at us go closing the game this game is good for girls who are hardcore of the famous doll and also good for parents who are eager to slowly learn video games alongside their offspring that's nice this is the worst possible introduction to video games yeah ever got imagine imagine if your dad or your mom finally said alright I'll try your games machine you should show me how fun it is and then they sat down to Barbie race and ride this is what they got you'd never be allowed to play games again no I have also included another low review here because it's got an interesting line with it the review Buster's did give this 10% which with your first guess yeah they gave a 10% and said race and ride is best kept on store shelves and in no way can I recommend this title not even to the blind whoa Jesus not even to the bladder blind no none of the blind no play dicks up line there don't know you not playing it stop what do you think this insanely high I mean I might have slightly over a bit what is that what manner of Beast there's literally not this isn't even a game this is just press the hole he might be in every time he comes out you hear a coyote howling in the distance hunting him what's this insanely high review Ben is it eighty basically s the highest review for this game comes from gamespot UK no game spa who gave it 79 percent games haha why and they said Barbie racin ride has a very specific type of player in mind but it delivers the goods in captivating quantity just if you like this there's there's a lot of it an amount of this game it would be a rare small Barbie fan who would be disappointed with this neatly packaged game one of very few specifically for young girls on the PlayStation greats not all about young girls the horse rider yeah games for girls what about games for boys yeah when's international boy's day yeah ends our turn yeah been too hard to be a white man yeah too long real difficult the whole I remember there was a horse riding and the horse ride it was a horse TV show called the silver bromby or something it's a type of horse all I brought bronze bronzey I think it was probably and he was called Fowler do you remember this he was like an Australian horse I have no idea I'm afraid I was like animated I remember spirit spirit was look at that tree that doesn't belong in this game my god yeah there's squirrel on it that's great it I think you accidentally did you press Barbie I hope not she's going back to the oh no there's a squirrel game what's going on this is the slowest game ever now for God's sake have you got any more for me Peter I have we've got to wait for them to come all the way down on the all just gonna fall off oh no they're coming down - ah Trixie the next lowest score though from from 79% so that's the top score so mean I'm sent the second highest score was only 25% that's all you need to know GameSpot okay just holiness yeah they really don't know what they're talking about look at that scripts squilliam go with his eight hounds I will wait for these to finish falling before the game ends I can't move did you do a backflip who bats Piper these three backflips it's very pretty like I think these objectively are like pretty cutscenes but their cutscenes really aren't they they're so weird that it is just a video that you speed up or slow down there's just an animated horse in front of it that reacts to what's going on yeah which is I mean it's an innovative idea in a way they've made it look good yeah I spy doing that but like like imagine if this was like part of like a Final Fantasy game or something you know like in between like areas you were able to ride like this and that's the thing it would be supplemented exactly it should be a supplementary that's what I'm saying so on its own yeah I'm not saying actually this game is quite good because it looks like stin Barbie racing ride apologist yeah that's me oh dear see ya oh no you don't see the day great can't wait give me my last pack please we've got to use a review here from Final Fantasy 7 man who said his name is FF VII ma n all-caps right he gave it two stars two stars and the take away quote that I got from this incidentally in my takeaway box here is uh my mom made me play this with my sister ah I might I might offer a challenge to a young girl but I beat the game without even breaking this where I think he meant to put weird oh wow but he said I so hello 5:57 month says I might offer a challenge to a young girl I hope he didn't mean that well he said it so I think we should definitely be worried it's true what are you running into it's a twig you idiot it's a bush hello someone's just whisset someone leave us as dog toy in that stream I can't do any more Peter I want to thank you for having me on worst games ever over the last month do you yeah how was your last one today isn't it yeah Ben's gonna be back in a couple of weeks it's been an honor subbing him for him well I must say I think I'll miss you and that you know I think it's been a lot more fun with dick rather than Ben yeah you love a bit of dick like that I love a bit of dick and don't don't tell Ben this but you know it's it's gonna be a shame not having someone as dank and cool as you around right you know told you all about Borat I've got loads of great film but ball rats have you heard of Transformers it's really good I got some great suggestions anyway if you want to hear me up you can do at Richard Inge the chinko on Twitter right thoughts with Richard is a series I do if you want some great film advice ok you know where to find me can follow him on twitter at confused underscore chinko that's a no actually that's a route that's ok let's not do that No thank you so much for watching if you enjoyed this please go and watch the other worst games ever that we've got in the series and we'll be back in two weeks time when we Peter oh you will be I will be ben'll be there as well they'll be missed if you want to buy some amazing merchandise like that mug this and you can do neither of us are wearing Brandon snow you know we're in one today either unfortunately not and why not post about this and the Barbie sub already do it well yeah what could walk it why we go any different what could hurt me yeah well until then yeah I mean I'm out of here see you later Richards see sorry that's probably making a horrible noise peace out peace out my dudes get your peas out my dudes everyone get your peas out get your Pete I'm gonna get my peas out under the desk I got fired for doing that a previous previous workplace [Music]

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Length: 29min 31sec (1771 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 14 2019