Worst Games Ever - Bratz: The Movie

[Music] [Music] hello him hello hello it's worth going over hello and welcome back to worst games ever it's the show where we play terrible video games that have genuinely actually been sent in by you we're really using those ones now that we got at Christmastime yeah I'm Peter and I'm Beth that's true and we both have to fulfill a role each in this show today this fortnight I am the game's victim which means that I of the games master and that means Peter mm-hmm but I've brought along a terrible video game for you to play yeah but I don't know what it is don't don't it's Bratz the movie I don't know what it is oh it's Bratz the movie Bratz the movie lights camera rat run no just braat braat EMM Bret it's not even called Bratz the movie the game which is what I was sort of hoping it would be but it's drivers Bratz the movie take glamour photos using your camera featuring music from the TV show hmm adorable pets to feed train and dress up design your own clothes for the red carpet - blimey and they hella for a minute I thought just the way it was a bit crumpled it looked like there was a folded poster featuring a full 18 by 18 inch poster Square poster that would be great brilliant yeah would you like to hear about one of the characters yes you've got Chloe Jade Sasha or Yasmin which one would you like to hear about it's Jade spelled jad e or is it like J ayd no it's jad trademark okay I love Sasha banks Sasha Sasha nickname bunny boo Sasha's not afraid of confrontation she knows who she is what she wants and how to get it in other words she's a she's very difficult to work with fashion is a huge part of her life but music is even more important - bunny boo Oh someday you can be sure she'll be a record producer with her own fashion line Wow multitasking great like Victoria Beckham just like Victoria Beckham goods we play the game Oh straight into the computer if a station the computes Bratz boys is a thing look is it yeah Oh mga mega was his downfall massive girl Gertrude anus no that was mg e it was mga hey is that yeah I don't even know what's going that was t HQ thick blitz blitz as in nope welcome to the menu hang on wait can I get who is that what she said can I get who is this gonna get copyright struck but possibly by the the brat label hey brats were really popular for a while for a time they were subtitles are on by default that's good very accessible very accessible for deaf fans of brats yeah or for people who just don't want to listen to yeah like us in brats the movie based on the brats fashioned doll line of the same name yeah brats join the girls with a passion for fashion as they hit the red carpet rock out in explosive music shows struts the fashion runway and publish the hottest magazine ever when their hard work lands them the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to star in their own movie players experience all of the glitz and glamour of becoming real movie stars as they play as Chloe Jade Sasha and Yasmin TM and experienced character specific adventures this is my science fact box by the way tip to put your skates on press the r-1 button okay was that a lot of question going on already you're not going out dressed like that this is oh why is the schoolteacher wearing a tiara I've seen the movie have you seen the movie know what this is one of the this is one of the few movie tie-in games that we've seen the move how is this this the game where you've seen the movie I think I took my sister to go and see it at the cinema in 2000 and I'm assuming self that very nice of you yeah and also just look branch what is why she got a hat made of hair on top of her regular hair yeah look at these beauty standards ladies or boys but especially the I'm going through the hair that was great yeah if you don't have hair that your elbow pokes through then what's the point yeah good oh that's your ringtone is it cured imagine having crap like that on your wall like pictures of presumably her friends yeah saying please pick up the phone I've only recorded three lines oh my god it controls really weirdly oh the moment you turn far enough that the camera wants to try and catch up with you it doesn't know which way is which on the left stick hello just follow the rule there it is the world's biggest phone we found it's the size of her haha it is the 19 2007 7 2007 God Jesus it's so much louder than it was before he'd eaten a took college he sounds hot a game snake 2 on him maybe there's a better game on her phone locate a better game here's a thing for you I don't like that brats the movie is a simulation game produced by THQ and developed by blitz games limited it was released on ps2 Wii and Game Boy Advance on the 24th of September 2007 wow this does not look like a 2007 game does it no also here's three and 360 we're out by this post simulation game yeah well I sort of usually we copy that sentence from Wikipedia there's no Wikipedia entry for this game so I had to go from various sources and some people categorize this game as a simulation game right you know what that's what this is now I put some tunes on before I head out what music I forgot no this is definitely oddly listen for this in the Bratz TV show you've got three songs random play cool now let's go back and put the phone away it's time to go see I'm holding right I am holding right you are holding right I'm now holding left I'm not holding right okay is this her house is this where she lives this is happiness how old are they that's I'll do a proper search for you we need to find this out did you say our one puts my skates on yes you may not have been told how yet well Jesus is so loud I'm slightly concerned that there's an outside chance this will be copyright infringement she naked oh no she was oh my god he says I thought it was some sort of okay I'm not breathy No people also ask what ethnicity is yazmin from Bratz why didn't you to know that and then don't worry about it born in 1995 so she's technically 24 right now okay in 2007 she would have been a teenager I didn't hear the question doesn't matter me they're teenagers okay as we may have been able to deduce on our own so that their it that's why they have the office block that's why they have an office as teenagers yes all the children oh goodness look at this sparkly floor that's all flickering in an hour this is loading Katie as dialog relax a smoothie bar seating there's Eton does Ian run the smoothie bar I mean all of them music yes that is wicked wicked their massive she could live in those I swear I said look over there it just doesn't like it's the Bratz game where they all have a stroke oh here we go hats oh she's not wearing any PPE no payment protection insurance no oh no that's PPI she's she's not wearing this old PPE she's not wearing any pads she's not wearing a hat well there's a national shortage on PPE at the moment because of coronavirus yeah you've got to keep you your knees safe from coronavirus I never had any proper PPE when I worked in retail and him oh my god bono it was constantly a source of irritation because I worked in fridges and so my hands would get really sore and I never had enough gloves to go around that's not right is it a bit not wearing any me no she's not I was kind of hoping that this some skating would be really bad but it's just fine yeah yeah you can't wear skates inside it's illegal yeah Oh God the turning circles not great to be fair what are the coins for oh look at the baggage going on oh look at the baggie thank you buried roses it's so slow what the media said no way you could be you you wouldn't have thought it would be like that though sometimes I'd be like why do it be like that who's this do we know what things I that oh my god raps world currency I was at my friend yeah it sounds like the pipes hello Oh Danny Boy even we've answered Jesus Christ blitz games was a division of blitz game studios and was responsible for producing its family titles they made big bump in the Burger King big bump in U star - The Mummy Returns and Shrek alarm alarm among others but ceased trading in 2013 after being unable to secure funds to sustain the business because they were so bad they made a lot of games it was known many tie in games [Music] right now now switch to me no yes I mean it's an emulator issue but gods it's horrible so horrible God pay a visit to me out and rough what animals do you think meow and ruff might be badges yeah both of them yeah pair of badges yeah badges a badge pair yeah what what's going on let's make the most of it in shop it's just it was very typical isn't it yeah shopping this is how it is this is how they this is how they be yeah I think here what's that that says the music shops rock out rock out chill it out take it slow she just picked some makeup that's a good name great oh it's also painful why what's the floor here that's really weird look oh yeah I wasn't ready for the resi fix all this all that meowing meow I was literally just called meow and ruff burly Evan what's that panel Ruffus maybe stuff yeah choose the one you think you can get the happy home he's not gonna do any sort of background checks just like it's 17 year old girl walks and says can I have a pet please adopt don't shop yeah Oh what do you want be shadow Oh Maxie that's Jess from postman pat it is sassy oh it's like a little oasis silver tabby princess no food for you PJ oh oh it's a little Jack Russell I think it looks well they're always a model that's a bad definitely that's gonna bet a little grizzly bear bear supposed to be a Labrador that look at its face it looks nothing like one we've got a collie that's just a golden bear that's called Brittany the breed Maggie Brittany that's a golden retriever apparently yeah yeah it's a gummy bear his some his some of the things you can expect to do in this game Peter yeah no bye bear attend the Stiles ville Music Academy to learn the hottest Bratz songs to perform in fashion shows enhanced pet features swap pets at anytime find out your current mood and collect different pet palaces for your pampered pets to live well I've just realized this I was just making an observation that it looks like a bear like a bear cub its name is bear yeah I didn't realize that at the time oh okay but I can see why they called it that oh my god was that the dog always that let her see some weird movement isn't yeah standard procedure when you buy a pet learn how to make dentist sticks talk to shop assistant hello sir woof I'm interested in purchasing a cat woof woof what happens in the practice pen then oh Christ it's a really bad Wow ug rhythm-action get its name in a rhythm action game shake hand suppose that was that hey triangle circle triangle spin Circle Circle lie down what if I fail he explodes really feel thrill it's fine oh that's da I think now that you've got an animated theme follow you the game is absolutely screwed what happens if I put my skates on whose gluten see if the dog gets skates ah yeah maybe it'll just disappear maybe you can lose it see you later idiot yeah good good all there's a touch sprinting after you okay I probably need to be Kobe wasn't there the Galleria Oh treats drinking this water could give me dehydration at Galleria oh that might be treats on the left that's an actual branded product placement by Claire's maybe they have some sort of partnership with Bratz this area is the worst because this wasn't on Wikipedia my science facts are somewhat limited let's turn now to Amazon I've got some user reviews we can do in a second okay but I've also got what kind of media do you reckon Amazon defines this as well surely a video game or am I thinking that they're wrong no you're right okay yeah that's a good fact there we go yeah Amazon describes this media as video game I think it might be wrong there okay I choose the right three ingredients to make some pet treats Oh some lovely corn leg and [ __ ] what's that one in the middle of the boss too bad what is it now I guess just select try to see if I got it right no but hey those two stars on the right of the screen show that two of the ingredients are correct - right track and me okay so it's probably egg and egg and whatever that mystery boned meat in the middle is because that's clearly chicken oh so it's not so it's that it's the corn and our meat oh wait no hang on so corn egg and kebab me two of those all right then I don't understand what that means because that's chicken there's there's clearly pork there we go worked out it's just gonna bone in it what is it what meat is that mystery meat I think it might be her previous pet that sprinkles yeah that was sprinkles oh we won ten blings and five trees Oh some nice eggy corny trees flipping brilliant ham Dan gave this five stars with the subtitle of the review being good and the body of the review saying it's new and working will it's new and working well is it , and then uppercase W no well it's new and working no just is new and working well press square for pet obedience we've been shot let's head back to the office okay can we just ah you can fast travel to the Bratz office thank goodness hope so we don't get to do the cheerleading doing this from the TV show mondo I don't understand this language are they speaking mm and design what is that noise why there are mountain in the score angel ranae rain yeah gave it five stars subtitle I love it body of the text I like it lately realized halfway through the review that actually it's not that good actually I just died thank you okay yeah [Music] [Music] this is twice as fast as the slow one because only two people on screen instead of four I see an arm on the right do the math [Music] okay skip this oh it's suddenly full speed and the waters no waters God reminds me of them but Judge Judy clip where it's at half speed the toilet row cost me six hundred and fifty dollars to put in a new toilets in the Kermit clip as well yeah the cookie there's a floppy disc save game progress oh you go three save files that's generous la vida' Smith is in livin la vida loca yeah one star R 1 star not working good said the site title no I bought this game used for you daughter we lost it is a fire a day she loved playing this game the game started to play and then stop it freezes and and sticks and she can't play I bought it from Johnny's world Johnny he let us down wait I bought this game used for you daughter we lost it is a fire a day she loved playing this game the game started to play and then stop it freezes and and sticks and she can't play I think they're freezing and sticking aren't they are they saying that they bought a replacement version of an old game that their daughter used to love but it was lost in a fire I think that's what they're trying to say it was lost in a fire along with her ability to speak communicate she inhaled a lot of smoke yeah and then they brought a new on from Johnny's world yeah presumably an Amazon seller but it was is broken its brougt not working good one star you're living la Vida Smith this is kind of like ok there and get our boys to play music that's what I want to know cuz you do actually get to design fashion and play songs but I don't know yeah I know when that is we're just getting the pet part out of the way yeah I think we should get the reviews out the way so we can just turn this to reviews on Metacritic who the average is what based on two reviews the average is 51% very close its 49% okay the brexit numbers definitely worse than most yeah the brexit numbers sure yeah game zone is the highest review score I'm gonna read you the the sort of snip is and then you were to tell me the score okay game on okay sniff it game zone said accessible interface allows younger players to pick up and play the game does seem to lack a lot of diversity and save points can be a problem in that you have to accomplish certain tasks before you have access to the save point I thought you meant so for diversity formula and I was actually thinking like well no actually it was one thing this is yeah I think they're talking about literally having anything to do yeah what score did they give it out of a hundred than that I bet they were still stupidly generous and gave it like sixty bang oh yeah 69 game zone gave it sixty the lowest review score is IGN right parents and fans should know that the biggest issue with the game is not its lackluster gameplay or ho-hum graphics and sound it's the negative message sent to young girls which seems to be that it's better to coast through life rather than working hard you tell them IGN 38% you shell up what did you do the math is an awesome idea 38% it is 38% but I also have to one also didn't put the second use a review in there are only two user reviews on Metacritic well natalie.b I think this is the lowest review sometimes natalie.b like that Natalie do be like that yeah I have recently purchased this game for my five-year-old it claims it as all ages it involves reading and a five-year-old cannot read yet therefore not all ages she is brats crazy but this game fails to keep her enthralled frustrated maybe the only thing she has so far found exciting is the fact that you can buy a pet it is so boring it takes you ages to be allowed in any part of the game it is a sick it it is a silly narrow-minded and badly formulated game jeez 20 out of a hundred yeah there we go that's all my room you the camera is so unresponsive I'm trying to get a nice close-up of this woman's face for she keeps turning there for the thumbnail or something but to to knew it came in mind what we'll use a cutscene thing but this this is like I mean for emulator reasons mostly but also because of the terrible design this is kind of unplayable so I think I'm already done if we're done of with with science factor down science facts I mean where where am I going now I don't know if it tells me where I'm going a planner check out the sweet new magic flare pet clothing available at me at all going back to flipping me our wrong right let's go and dress up our dog like an idiot and yeah like an idiot and then we're done enter pet dressing room magic fur that's the only option we've got t-shirts spotted shirt yeah oh stop by it all clean you see it now let's finish it off with something for our boys fuzzy little head hats hash hats black and orange goggles Oh however thighs wearing them it's at an actual hat right an orange striped visor to keep the Sun out of your your Bears eyes yes you don't want to make the bear angry oh my gosh oh my god oh that voice is really irritating there is some wolf wolf he's not even looking at you anymore can I get the camera through a wall or into my face or something yeah oh yeah yes I can't in it motherhood of pink pink pink pink kissed good the end well thank you so much for joining us we'll be back we'll be back in two weeks time with another episode of worst games ever if you'd like to get it 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Id: FeM6-upTl_o

Length: 29min 1sec (1741 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 23 2020