Woody Woodpecker Show | Painfaker | Full Episode | Cartoons For Children

[Music] order order in the court now mr. woodpecker please tell us precisely what happened on the day in question well there I was your honor sitting on the bench waiting for the bus when along comes mr. inconsiderate and plots his oversized you-know-what right on top of me doctor witnessed the whole thing and offered his professional advice immediately have you recently been involved in an accident that could cause you pain and suffering for years to come call me you may just get yourself a huge settlement and that is the whole truth your honor ship sir mr. walrus I hereby sentence you to nurse the plaintiff mr. woodpecker back there now in order to ensure that you comply with the letter of the law I appoint this man to keep tabs on you please the mall hurts life in prison are you ok my little bird friend and pal volley will take good good care of [Music] is there anything I can do for you my little woodpecker friend don't pile of mine there is that better there be our little friend and Pal is there anything else that I might do for you fresh mahi mahi bye that's preposterous yeah yeah mahi mahi isn't in season for another week yeah I'll have it flown in from Maui [Music] magazines food trays big-screen TV stereo Victor CD player hot tub touch it enough of this mollycoddling business there this should look good at your sentencing [Music] hey you're Smith a glass of water yumpin yiminy by don't you Vader moment you big [Music] okie-dokie 4d [Music] [Music] [Music] it's too bright in here Wow okay buddy will that be all for now mr. woodpecker sir if you should need anything else simply pull this cord and I'll be here in a giffy now I must go to sleep [Music] [Music] [Music] hey your snoring is keeping me awake when you go sleep [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] so doctor nuts the whole thing was a frog well apparently I was not aware that the little fellow was faking it but your honor sure sure in light of this evidence I have no choice but to sentence you mr. woodpecker to nurse this poor helpless creature back to health [Music] hmm take a trip somewhere how's about taking a trip somewhere someone that's right Chum allow me to introduce myself I am dr. buzz Buzzard scientist PhD MD i/o yo and this here is my esteemed colleague professor TWiki the Lackey ie IO we would like to offer you a trip no travel agency can provide a trip back in time and will take you anywhere in time with a hundred bucks nightly times [Music] prehistorical times well slap some chaps on me and call me Pappy we're going to the Old West pardner once on there partner well do y-yeah one-eyed Jack that is dawn break there ever was is gonna rob a bank and you get to try and capture him for the reward quick give me one [Applause] [Music] watch the dawn welcome to the wild wet bathing the West salvete 20 bucks I'm afraid everything is a lakh cash bad guy all right one fast coming right out Sheriff hey why do I gotta be the horse just get out there and when he gets on you like this oh there's this comfort you start bucking the fact that you Dublin the faster he'll want something else we could stick him for one horse 50 bucks [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] honky-tonk Tunes is what the Old West is practically no boy so you distract him with your charm and distress then I'll shovel me to the play a piano grab his wallet and we'll get out of this cowboy gun this is one problem what will this bonnet class is with these shoes get out there oh you must be the new sheriff [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] I'm gonna build us a trap to capture that Boyd and take his wallet once and for all time see that big X that's where I buried the dynamite hmm I'm when the wood Becca gets there I let him have it a lot oh I got it boss hey woodpecker this here town ain't big enough for the both of us [Music] [Music] [Music] you ain't exactly the shiniest ler in the tackle box I a woodpecker now TWiki nice job woodpecker we've been after these two for a long time I guess it's true what they say officer time doesn't pay [Music] well well what do we have here but comfy or a table in looks like a swell place that's family oh yeah mr. and mrs. hippo - honeymoons Hackett's year unbeatable in your bed yeah especially in room massage service complimentary everything and commemorative photos will be taken of you and a blushing bride shortly I do hope the rest of the honeymoon packages welcome to the comfy you're the bully in like that the customer is always right sir how can I make things right for you [Applause] tell me how much for a room I fell Vaughn bedroom is modestly priced at $100 per night this in shouldn't be sold to some big vague company oh don't keep pointy when the buyer comes tomorrow he cleaned this place out for sure and you bet that clean out includes firing me will you let me stay the night for free cool my job is worth the price of all nights stay that's your idea mr. smarty feathers I'm not so sure about this booth Packer my traveling dude cleaned and pressed Oh [Music] very very let me have the suit cleaned and pressed valuate okay I'm sorry it's wrong I like this idea of being ding dong bell hops bored Packer go 70 the honeymoon suite come on booth Becker we got work to do it's about time [Music] complimentary honeymoon pictures Bodhi makeup now this is service Oh looky time to recreate the crossing of the trash hole outside mace is here [Music] looks like you could use some oh good yeah they'll complain and to fire them ever buy this place you're a genius [Music] buddy you're on your own I'm going to bed I'm like free room loops like my job here is done [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] all the customers what are you doing you'll have the bad service or your complaint tomorrow - yeah [Music] [Music] I'd never buy a place this poorly run in a million years my deal is off ooh food Becker that's right they took care of em yeah you bet now go in your euro free of charge for his knowledge [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] we go on the air in 15 minutes now go find me is a wildlife for my wildlife show yes held up anything you say Helga hmm someday the star will say Monty hosts of Monty's magical wildlife show not today [Music] the pie is particularly good today hold on you're a wildlife nothings wilder than a penguin penguins just love fishies and this will be the perfect bait [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Wildlife is so gullible helga I got me a penguin and it's got a little hat I like that let's shoot it moire back in a flash the gumbo is decidedly delish hold on there well good thing I didn't recommend the sampler tray [Music] [Music] call it wildlife for nothing [Music] Helga Helga I got the penguin I get the penguin male no go get the penguin forget the penguin let me make this easy for you gay get me the polar bear offer him anything he wants all the food he can eat just get him on the show are you fired I'd host a better wildlife show than Hollywood Helga any day sorry penguin Helga wants the polar bear no can do penguin the polar bear got the nod for Helga's show you know you are one persistent little penguin I'd put you on my show if I had one that's right you get a TV contract and all the food you could eat why pick downright Machiavellian pick you'll go places in Hollywood I can tell [Music] perfect we're live in five Marty Marty do I have to do everything myself [Music] this is Helga's wilderness show today we'll meet a polar bear up close some personnel Marty hello Monte's wildlife show [Music] [Music] today Monty's magical wilderness show will visit a very special penguin at home in his most comfortable setting the great sweetie skiing superstar is just about to break the world's record Oh goody-goody I love skiing yeah nothing in the world gives me so much joy you think you are doing wondering who would watch it old fashioned sports team Hey that's watching it get your hands off of me you better vote vote pecker skiing is this part of my fatherland more like the sport of your grandfather land snowboarding's where it's at yeah skiing's degrade this sport snowboarding skiing I still say snowboarding's the best can't decide on the best method to get down a frozen mountain then you should sign up for the inertia thon the all-out freestyle race to the bottom of Mount incline plane it's the downhill experience of a lifetime what's in it for you well the first to reach the bottom wins 50 bucks a year supply of cornmeal and a firm handshake this fair saddle advancing for our you bet I challenge you to your boots on hold my pose bootlegger woodpecker maypoles [Music] [Music] [Music] buddy Luger [Music] I need some ski backs this glue do the trick either go skiing I even go I ever beat the woodpecker and make him eat my snow [Music] [Applause] I tried snowboarding by muskie I showed am a king or two well at least I landed safely [Music] here here that tail dragger [Music] [Music] let's see Wally gets relaxed Oh hopefully Mowgli moguls are my specialty [Applause] this is folly remember that favor you said you old me well I thought the woodpecker taking care of you know what I mean [Music] Swedish meatballs time to meet your maker boy better get it meet your maker i crack myself up sometimes [Music] oh goody there's the famous line [Music] [Applause] another great toboggan victory how does tobogganing compare with skiing and snowboarding I told you brutes greatest sport is tobogganing easy the finest horses here bats partner horse riding the most people will ever know partner it's all about the rider horse well I see your egos as big as your head let me show you what else we got now your eyes oh I don't know mr. woodpecker see yo we just got money here from a royal Hacienda down south he ain't broke in for nothing but sitting around and looking Purdy's well right man you'd be lucky to get him out of the barn much less over the trail not only get him going but that I can beat you guys to the bottom of the canyon doing it your own city slicker let's move out see you tomorrow woody first rule trail ride sleeping is [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] snooty rule of writing once your meals awake this really Justin Murray outside desi well I'm gonna meet this new on his own terms oh I'm saved dear boy I've lost my pedigree polo horse and the match begins in only minutes clearly right of your stature could substitute oh good show now see here my boy what you must do is catch up with the polo ball wherever it goes [Music] [Music] - good church um now let's continue our sojourn down the trail to the polo field hmm well what's the matter old bean you've never even been out on a trail before well not to worry rule number four with all mu must do on the trail is place one hoof in front of the other and March let's write list right just like being back at the cabin eh eh oh you've got it with my superior riding skills I could turn you into a show-quality mule [Music] I see over there hiding a big coward yeah what's it gonna take turn you into a right mule yellow bellied spoiled bag of scaredy bums rule number five treat a mule like a meal but you gotta get them in a listening mood first [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] we're Oh B I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes here broke that you're the boss are you serious oh I'm so with more than five bucks I'm at least worth a hundred bucks now oh if you had any sense you'd hire them to teach all your rides text he's fabulous I'm fabulous now for him because I can cook and I can do things with wood I can even I can even [Music] [Laughter] [Music] latest installment from the golden gizmo Club wonder what's gonna be just right and follow your oil dowsing gizmo we'll find oil anywhere [Music] [Applause] [Music] what are you doing yeah sure my motor oil you crazy food packer now take your silly stayin oh not my Swedish boy what's it doing it's looking for more oil I'm gonna find some real Texas crude it's for that kind of oil let me add that steak [Music] [Music] follow that stick [Music] I'll make a deal with you yeah what kind of sneaky Ford Packer deal is this nothing I'm gonna do you help me everything [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] no more mr. greedy pants what's mine is yours 10 feet by 20 yards biingo this satellite proves it the oil is definitely on my property Oh haven't I yours had enough of your shenanigans [Music] it's something yeah [Music] oh you just busted oil is that your wish [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you wish very your birthday wish [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] it's Frank 20 he said he was going to see you again we want a different wish what's up cookies there's one whispered birthday besides I'm not backtracking when I now only need two wishes to get to bora-bora tricky job is to grant all kinds of wishes hmm these dandelions are tricky biingo no do I have to do everything right Sal [Music] [Music] you just won 10 million dollars in the Swedish meatballs clearinghouse for sex I burn a lot of money all my wishes will come true I'm going to buy a pony I going to buy skip the wallet ok [Music] at last I can wish for that new pair of orthopedic archrival loafers vici the wish fairy here to grant you one wish provided of course you can break the wishbone very godmother told me that me they like this [Music] you wanna wish I'll tell you a good wish I wish I could side the whole day y'all splitter back in time [Music] just like you make us waste valleys no I'm such a sellout [Music] [Music] but car-chase had more twists than a mutated pretzel taking the fall little lady the clues tell me the real killer is someone with a long nose the whole time bell went off and I knew there was no way this pooch was a pilferer because for a canine please actually about a k2 I opened the door to a guy who looked like he'd just been hit by a truck full of handsome pardon me ma'am do you want a vacuum cleaner he was no slouch in the sweet-talk Department either a vacuum sure I have one but it's in the shop sorry to bother you then you're part of the neighborhood Patrol program yeah some nut jobs been stealing vacuum cleaners in the area leave it to the professionals ma'am to return videos without warning expiration date when API was on the job first thing I did was plaster the town with flyers [Applause] [Music] side of town find out how this vacuum cleaner cooks mind worked this crazy woodpecker was nosing into my business she made me want to scream louder than a yodeler and tight underwear I told Gendler the best p eyes always knows around the scene of the crime we're here to ask you what your stolen vacuum cleaner man i'll have this red get a clue ten-four Chandler I'm on it like gum on a sidewalk it's a dirty job mostly because of the dirts give me that go secure the crime scene My partner was feeling the pressure we needed a break worse than an out-of-work orthopedic surgeon I had what might be a clue unfortunately it turned out to be a footprint by the looks of things the crook was either an enormous centipede with hundreds of feet man who walked with two shoes on I decided to trace his every move [Music] what we had here was a sweet tooth vacuum cleaner thief with size $8.00 [Music] let's have a look at the closet where you kept the missing vacuum any thoughts yesterday three went straight on I was left alone for a stakeouts I found the perfect date the turbo back to [Music] [Music] I need to commandeer this vehicle for the good of the neighborhood [Music] perfect match and these crumbs are the same as the ones from the kitchen I better call for backup [Music] thief he has big footprints like yours he was wearing a ski mask like the one sticking out of your pocket and he he lives in 10m streets like you I wasn't at your house or any neighborhood Patrol I was casing your joint red to steal your vacuum neighborhood patrol posters I was taking him down but you got some cockamamie idea I was the law who are you I own a cleaning service business was so bad business skyrocketed but then you let me stick your nose you begin two things I want you to know mister whatever you're thinking you can just forget cuz you're taking the fall [Music] character was slicker than the shine on a freshly lit cloud cover but we stuck to the case like glue and got our man the streets were safe once more for vacuum cleaners everywhere when API and deputy busy were on the job [Music]

Channel: Animated Cartoons for Children

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Id: -pOOmQnt7Zo

Length: 61min 11sec (3671 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 24 2018