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hand over the cow juice milkmaid this mr. alias mr. Helius man of adventure triumphs again who among you is ready to join me in my life of adventure I've made all the arrangements just send one hundred dollars for your very own [Music] package from mr. alias too large for home delivery please pick up at the oversight delivery office oh boy let the adventure begin [Music] nice haircut ahem regulation 47k subsection 8 clearly states the rules are the rules woodpecker I don't make them I just carry him out there are rules to be followed [Music] will you say aren't you Employee of the Month Oh aren't you sweet let's see if we can get that package for you play snoop fully I seem to have misplaced company rules are very specific about missing claim slips rule 84 paragraph G states that customers without claim slips must take a number and wait in line until an official of a company that would be me calls his number and verifies as identity and then there's rule 48k wait like everybody else number one number two yes see how well everything works when we follow the rules now you may wait in the package line [Music] [Music] caught you red-handed [Music] well what do you know a secret way Oh PO Boxes must be stacked at all times direct violation of code five to five Z trespassing behind my counter [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] so fast violator no scofflaw is going to break procedure on my watch Wow can't wait to begin my adventure come out I'll have so much junk mail delivered to your house and we'll take a paper recycling plant a Navy officer's uniform but first I know just what mr. alias would do in this situation Oh master general what are you doing here a spot inspection regulation 39 B clearly states employees are to follow orders from their superiors at all times yes sir delivery mr. general now get behind that red line until I tell you to move [Music] [Music] I can't hear a thing oh hello yeah it wouldn't and it'll be ready to afternoon the price is $10 [Music] good work my boy you got him here's a $10,000 and I'll take him right now all right Charlie Horak I'm taking you today [Music] why you clunk rattle ten feet try to pass off a wooden Indian army here's I won I won [Applause] he's around here someplace I'd better keep one more around [Music] [Music] nope nope right away [Music] [Applause] [Music] hmm thank you tied to mistake [Applause] [Music] Oh paper Indian this time No [Music] [Applause] you got him this time good boy here's the reward come on you orbit you go to jail this time cheat charley horse give me welcome [Music] you [Music] [Music] hi neighbor it sure is a nice day friendly and she's forcing me to do a good work there it sure is a nice day it sure is been to [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] one [Applause] [Music] yeah I remember that movie I couldn't sleep for a week if she's a robot yeah a sprayer father will make a short-circuit all kablooey oh but robot meaning needs is a speed is perverse look we wanna wash your car for you mean that's a neighborly thing to do [Music] yes to work neighbor you'll do a nice job I'm certain because it's such a nice day why didn't it work [Music] it's nothing a little elbow grease and why don't you [Music] [Music] oh my lucky day [Music] I think we made some noise feed that accidents happen navour's boom I'll clean it up then I think I'll go clean up every it's only a matter of time before everyone on the block is turned into robots we have to go set up this electromagnet and zapper circuits gaudiya the power source [Music] [Music] [Music] my bottle got me down would goggles this home is a happy home this boat is a happy [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] how to be a good neighbor my aching bunions these self-help books are a load of hooey I try to better myself to be a nicer person but what does it get me badly squat how could this home ever be a happier when I got to normal now you're sad it would pecker no more robots maybe I am a bird [Music] oh no blue milk men though are two cats best friend let me see what shall I have today ha Oh what are you doing in my house who me sir nothing let me see your hair no the other one okay wise guy let me see him fold well your claim but don't let me catch you hanging around here again [Music] big mouth shortage slows down missile race huge cash bonus paid for might apply missile test center mice cash bonus hey guys I'll be rich [Music] [Music] I warn you my good man any more of your roughhouse tactics and I shall be forced to take retaliatory measures [Music] [Applause] [Music] to catch a mouse one must be a rat a part that shoots may well be what I see chicory bigmouth shortage okay owners paid for mice oh hello mr. mouse mouse I'm a cat you're a mouse hello you we interrupt this program to bring you a news bulletin the sound you will hear is the signal from a rocket just put into orbit let me out of there I'm at at the mouth I demand to see my lawyer [Music] what an awesome red meteorite it's the third time I've seen it this month when he might 30.1 at 12 degrees in Scorpio I wish I could be an astronaut so I could see the stars up close [Music] hmm if found return to the Boston Space Launch Center Wow this could be my ticket to ride I'm yours my medium monitor satellite this is bad [Music] Wow is that a giant blue ice meteor hurtling towards Earth we're doomed are these post I need a space crew it couldn't hurt just try this on my crew person but I just called how did you get here so fast fax email let's go professor I'll finish this toast [Music] whoa I'm breaking out in hives there's three reasons why I can help those kids today [Music] [Applause] I mean [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] tractor beam no that's right no get my helmet off [Music] maybe not everything everything I wanted to be remember is the one who saved the earth now I'm the one who destroyed it with with giant ice oh you won't be remembered for that professor it's a giant ice one oh we need something something powerful to destroy that star Scorpio professor [Music] [Music] 20 it's still on costs only now for the other side professor quark could you tell our viewers how you managed to save oh well I ugh she know what did she say what the fessor quack means is that together we fire this Justin I'm getting word the national space division has reported some unauthorized Blaser activity it has not a red meteor onto a collision course Wingert and this one's in the shape of a giant woodpecker [Music] [Music] please well the game sold out pal this line is for people who bought in advance my favorite players up close Oh piggy that's foots net is more loaded than the basis before a grand slam Oh maybe you'll buy these underwears warm by big-bottomed a gurney in the mouth we had a sweaty underwear business Twiggy you and me is now in the stealing dis woodpecker's wallet business oh but we gotta get him out of this crowd hello sports fan looking to see some big-time baseball stars up close and personal buzzards fantasy baseball game where you get to play real baseball with real baseball stars and today I'm offering one lucky sports fan that would be you our free membership just follow us [Music] it's time that's out of the way so speak baseball stars can hang out real private why don't you go through the clubhouse they're stealing this rubes wallets gonna be tougher than I figured Twiggy go make us a baseball field and sad [Music] the buzz buzz it but Morial stadium is a cornfield oh it's the field of my dreams [Music] you stand right here don't wallet Twiggy get the wallet you still need to work on your that's it a real pro knows how to slip and slide were the best of them sport I'll give you a little something history to get you going point is to get you going now try a head voice slide it'll get you into pace faster wait I think I see one of the biggest baseball stars of all time TWiki go be a star player Oh we'll lose this up for good fantasy coach Buzzard indeedy-do may I give you the famous baby birdy he's the best kept secret in baseball Wow I bet you can't handle my pitching give up your best shot Sports [Music] hello Bob to use baseball Bastilla guys wat knock him into next week weekly then we'll get his wallet at samos [Music] [Applause] [Music] v20 [Applause] Oh we'll get his wallet if it's the last thing we do [Music] yeah you look at that woodpecker play ball amazing play you know anybody who loves baseball the way you do deserves a front row seat to the big game today mr. woodpecker next time we watch the game on TV [Music] [Music] eeny meeny miny moe this entry she have to go [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] well what are you going [Music] you're cute hocus-pocus woodpecker be gold [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] oh no not the fall crackers - ooh did you mother go ahead look there my bowling ball [Music] [Applause] [Music] bowling ball thank you [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Oh [Applause] [Music] Lux's GG swag spa we treat you like a king especially if you happen to know one for the rich and famous this is my place donar moi international passports please sprains what's your name Monsieur Bora Bora to have you back with us mr. and mrs. Newton to sky I hope your year-long ski holiday with the king of Sweden was to catch me out passport please lovely to have you back from a Vannucci mainstream you've already been across town as European spa we don't think you fit in with the rich and famous woodpecker [Applause] [Music] miss Luxx my boss has arisen well well if it isn't woodpeckers best friend my don't you look beatific elated a whatever and now is the little seafood to leave oh don't mind the doorman he could have rabies what are you doing [Music] [Music] this will come out of your salary now get back to work don't you just love it when the underdog wins rest and relaxation here I come now where is that walking feta bed [Music] did you see a wood about this high and this wise no I didn't see but oh yeah I know a stiff neck then I am seeing Vaughn but close your eyes I can see every single muscle group working together like a fishing crew in a fjord [Music] right back [Music] boom lots have you been doing all day taking lessons from mud leanness is next cleanliness how he say [Music] disguise to convince that doorman that I'm not here scuse me have you seen a woodpecker in these facilities no always relied on the kindness of trainers your massage [Music] [Applause] [Music] excuse me but have you seen my so-called doorman oh you poor dear good help is so hard to find these days isn't there you can say that again it completely destroyed my expensive urn collection not the Fred miss Luxx I just returned from Bali Valley and I would love to resent this fainted little GiftA you as a token of my appreciation for keeping the riffraff out of our spa Oh mr. woodpecker you have wonderful taste you must come with us next month to send hope a and then on to Monte Carlo the figs and mud there are beyond compare Oh would you be a dear and get seafood then how do you run a single-level limos you heard what she said [Music] [Music] a letter from Washington hello Maine it has come to our attention that hibernating bears are being disturbed by park visitors hmm maybe I better do a little check [Music] [Music] now listen here boy no visitors are allowed in that dark cave hair read that sign can't read huh well I'll tell you what it says it says don't [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] not bar has done took my bed wet la lay my hands on that penguin [Music] [Music] [Music] congratulations known universe your mega-hot 1000 has the heating power of 10 sons comes with a lifetime warranty and even make our Hoffmann and julienne fries up and you're ready to bask in her warmth right now then what are you waiting for pour in the fuel and fire up you do a fuel [Music] [Laughter] [Music] oh what a glorious day off from the Antarctic car no pressure no responsibilities civilian do you think you could just waltz over here and commandeer this fuel do you what are you're wrong son the Finders Keepers laws do not apply in this territory I have one day xarna I have requisition this fuel for myself [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you again say they're sure sefa no sudden moves well this thing could [Music] [Music] that is one military-issue combustibles container I can't allow his fat burger on a first date without 456 and in triplicate you're a snappy dresser but you're not to government savvy are yes yes Oh a Salesman you're selling a satellite dish that will get this soldier 500 channels [Music] no creature has adapted better to this cold climate than the penguin everyday these noble flightless birds must use their wits to survive [Music] [Applause] [Music] what do you have to save yourself now oh right you don't talk lucky I remember to borrow the platoon cookbook let's see 800 onions 50 pounds of salt turn off stove kiss the fish stand on one foot cover your eyes and count to 100 1 2 3 4 [Music] [Music] [Applause] I'll take that and you get off that machine now sorry [Music] take the can take it take everything I'm going back to camp ending my leave [Music] you [Music]

Channel: Woody Woodpecker

Views: 505,421

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Id: 0Ft8a5nDx6c

Length: 63min 37sec (3817 seconds)

Published: Sat May 26 2018