Women Make These Mistakes During S*X

like the video and subscribe right now or this doggo will get even more sad men have read it what are some mistakes women make during shreks you ever have a girl up on top come down wrong and bend your dick in half because i have if there is a hell i know what pain awaits holy ducking [ __ ] how did this blow up so much i got a three-day bang from radit right after posting this so i didn't realize how big this was failure to provide feedback during intercourse you don't have to scream like a porn star but let me know if what i'm doing is working towards getting you off it can be non-verbal also just move my hand if it isn't quite on the right spot squeeze me harder if you want me to go harder set the pace yourself and for god's sake if you are 30 seconds out just whisper a tiny i'm almost there so that we don't come up 500 feet short of the runway also if you are in a relationship with shrek's is going to be a regular thing then use the post coitus pillow talk to say what you liked or didn't i have an ex that used to keep sleeping with the wrong dude what's the difference between a joke and three [ __ ] my ex can't take a joke i was wearing a condom and my ex thought it would be funny to stretch the reservoir tip and let go like a rubber band wasn't all that funny emo yeah so one time a girl asked me to come on her but i was wearing a condom so i attempted to pull it off fast so i could oblige her well [ __ ] i stretched it about three feet before it slipped out of my grip and snapped right on the head of my dick at the exact moment i came you'll never want to feel your just get forced back into your pp hole trust me on that leaning back too far when on top some dicks aren't that flexible when fully erect if i'm starting to sit up when you lean back it's because my shit's about to break off mine just pops out little dick gang for real i don't get how some guy's dicks can bend at 180 degree angle mine can't get past 40 without it starting to hurt treating my dick like a trampoline when on top it's easy to get carried away i get it but in the blink of an eye i could lose all i hold dear to me work in an er reverse cowgirl is a death trap my balls are not stress toys please don't squeeze them so hard geez i'm rolling in pain just reading this not exactly during but expecting guys to always initiate want your guy to feel desirable don't want your guy to worry that you're just sleeping with him every now and then to shut him up jump his bones i'm so tired of this it's not only the man's job to keep your shrek's life alive if you can't remember the last time you suggested shreks believe me your man does and you're gradually eating away at his self-esteem edit i realize this isn't a gender-specific thing as a guy i've only experienced the issue through that lens if you can't remember the last time you seduced your wife you need to put more effort into don't be afraid to tell us what you want if you don't feel anything in a certain position or angle of insertion let us know and switch it up it has the added benefit of extending our stamina when switching positions plus 10 stamina i love when she just switches on her own accord it makes me feel like i can switch around when i want to as well and shows me that she is trying to enjoy herself a little look and then pushing me off just to turn around for doggy is hot as heck don't make fun of me for being vanilla while in front of friends and then come home and lay there like an embarrassed fish when i suggest something dirty post comment edit i feel like i vilified my partner here to clarify she is incredibly sweet and very affectionate we are both competitive and will often jab at each other in public we've both crossed a line before and have talked about it she had done this a few times before i finally told her it was hurtful to say that especially in front of others don't try to discreetly insert your finger in my [ __ ] we know what you're up to if you want to try it just ask greetings sir may i insert my finger in your [ __ ] kind regards ever been with a girl that just lays there yeah that every guy i've ever met has called it going starfish edit to the people who assumed i learned this feedback and slept with every guy i know i'm super flattered but i don't have the game or time to pull those kind of numbers i've managed to keep one jude interested for nine years so i must be doing something at least kind of right i can tell when you are giving me a pity duck and it's a total turn off if you don't want to do it then say so jesus christ man somebody told you that the assumption that just because they are there we should be rock hard we need some warming up as well sometimes to add on to this it's easy for a guy to have trouble staying up if there are things not right with the shreks including a woman putting pressure on a guy to keep it up and hurry a lot of women seem to be under the impression that a guy's job is to get both her and himself ready to go this type of thinking often trickles down all the way to the guy needing to put on moves almost every time they want shreks while the girl will just sit in the other room without pants on for five minutes and wait for the guy to show up and start very rarely i've heard of a woman telling a guy to just relax while she does the work to get everyone's engine warmed up and ready to go although maybe i'm just dating the wrong people but i feel like there's definitely a skew to one side acting self-conscious about their body if we are there and clothes are coming off whatever flaws you have are likely irrelevant to us i'm a guy with a hairy ass me being critical of your cellulite would be hypocritical faking pleasure if something isn't working for you let the guy know if he thinks he's doing well he won't change anything if you let him know what you like and don't like he will change most guys get a lot of satisfaction from your pleasure to be more specific pretty much all guys think a girl who is engaged in shreks is a hell of a lot rexia the main mistake girls make is not listening to my post shrek's powerpoint presentation review i spend hours on them animations don't pretend to enjoy it just for our benefit if something isn't working for you communicate shreks should be enjoyable for everyone involved and you don't need to appease our ego if you're not enjoying it shrek show chemistry doesn't always come right away and the only way it can be built is if partners communicate what they like and don't like to each other i second this please don't fake it it always comes out that you were faking eventually which just makes us feel stupid if you don't like something let us know but at the same time give us another area to explore this story pretty much sums it all up don't surprise men while having shreks i've posted this before but i feel it needs retelling often buckle up guys because you're in for a story several years ago seeing a local girl and she's at my place lovely evening moves on to some light kissing some touching and pretty soon we are naked i'm lying back on my bed she's down using her mouth on me now being the gentleman that i am i'm focused on holding in a fart i could leave and head to the bathroom but she's seriously good so i'm just putting all my energy on keeping that fart inside me nothing too difficult i can handle this if i keep my attention away from how great her mouth feels and focus on keeping my ass shut after a while of fantastic tongue action she looks up at me from between my legs and says don't worry now up until now i hadn't been worried at all i was enjoying this evening i was fully aware of the situation and i had absolutely no cause to worry about anything but now she'd told me not to worry i started worrying i started worrying a lot what was she into now what i would like to say happened next is this she gently used a very well lubricated thumb slowly inside my back passage while keeping me in her mouth and treated me with care and dignity that did not happen this happened she said don't worry i started worrying and then within a second she rammed her thumb up my ass deep and dry it felt like sandpaper being parted by a cheese grater the shock of having a thumb forced inside me with the force of a thousand suns caused several things to happen one i screamed to i half sat up and third and possibly worst i released the fart i was holding which was not as she suddenly discovered a dry one her thumb was fully inside me and i release my clenched sphincter to allow the deep rumbling liquid health forth picture what happens to the water when you put your thumb over the end of a hose pipe and spray it into the air then replace water with short hose pipe with my arse and the air with her face she understandably jerked hard backward from the brown spray however in doing this she pulled her thumb straight back out of me i clenched harder than a camel's eye in a sandstorm and then for some reason came she screamed and ran to the bathroom and turned the shower on i fell back onto my pillow smelling of sweat sh asterisk tea and come we don't talk anymore going up too far when they're on top only to slam back down on your dick when it's out been there felt that pain as a girl i also don't like this but when the guy's doing it like during doggy if he's going for long strokes but pulls too far back then jams into my skin rather than back inside of me are the worst don't duck like a tranquilized mattress participate don't duck like you are trying to start a fire between our crotches rhythmic fluid motions good jerking back and forth or up and down bad don't get the deer in the headlights look eye contact is nice but with extreme concentration it is worrisome don't peel the foreskin back before insertion it acts as a natural lubricant it slides on its own let it do its job unless he's cut then it doesn't matter don't keep your hands to yourself men seek physical contact hands excel and such despite all that don't be self-conscious just be in the moment and enjoy yourself that is when it will be best the staring thing is so strange had an ex who wouldn't break eye contact the entire time and it never failed to kill the mood eye contact slash brief smile is great but this isn't a staring contest we are clapping cheeks make sure to ask before getting excessively rough on the balls i remember hooking up with this one girl and we were making out on my bed while she was giving me a hand job then her other hand goes for my balls and i'm thinking she's going to massage them for some reason she grabs on them with a deep grip that almost made me fall off the bed in pain i guess someone she was with really liked that but i definitely did not i almost fell out of my chair imagining the pain you felt asking for payment after the shreks i went out with a girl from the tint last week after the date we were making out in my car and she ended giving me a [ __ ] after she asked me how much are you gonna give me i was stunned i stuttered that i didn't had any money and she replied haha you idiot how much rating 1 out of 10 for the bj we cracked up afterwards edit i always struggle to come so any girl that actually accomplishes it has a 10 in my book she took it in the mouth and spat it out of the window don't act embarrassed or shy away when you actually want to have shreks makes one feel like a rapist i upvoted because i agree but i'm one of the women that does this for me it's because intimacy is a difficult feeling for me to process due to trauma if anyone has any advice i would really appreciate it as i'm in a relationship and would like to come out of my shell a bit for my boyfriend edit wow thank you all so much for the advice i plan to talk over what i think will be most helpful this evening with my boyfriend and hopefully if not right away this will set things up to feel more safe for myself the overarching theme in the advice is communication and you are all damn right i'm working on identifying my triggers and communicating them in therapy but because my therapy is trauma focused right now i don't often have the time to talk about other issues such as my shrek's life thank you all again for being so kind and taking the time to respond i have saved all of your responses think of a blow job like shreks yes sometimes it's fun to go hard and not stop until climax but it's also fun going slow playing and touching and rubbing not just sucking non-stop emo edit i see a lot of comments talking about how to give a proper bj and i haven't seen one comment talking about ball fondling never forget on the flip side of this giving head for a long time is literally painful it hurts your neck slash jaw sometimes your tongue and you can't breathe well i'm happy to make the sacrifice but damn as a woman i have to say it was so great to see so many comments obviously coming from a place of understanding consent communication reciprocation and equal enjoyment in shreks i knew my guy wasn't the only one in the world to care about these but it's nice to see so many men with healthy attitudes towards shreks and women thank you gentlemen even if this thread ends up going to hell in an insult basket after i write this comment it was a hope restoring red same here i think it's great that there are so many men ready and willing to communicate and such about shreks it makes me feel better as i'm now realizing my one rst relationship was unhealthy that there are men who actually listen try to help her just during shreks actively look for enthusiastic consent idk this thread has been really helpful wait you guys are having shreks yeah it's so weird you always imagine redditers as virgin sad teens but then you see people talk about the shreks and like what the duck how you've been visited by an aggressive seal this seal will never attack you with a knife but only if you comment stay away danger seal thanks for watching do not forget to 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Published: Sat Mar 06 2021