Woman Arrested for Not Returning $1.2m | #HeresTheThing

four three uh sorry i felt it around four open it up oh yeah i felt it at the back and five four leave it three [Music] what up y'all welcome to another episode of here's the thing i'm kev on stage welcome to another podcast episode smash that like button smash that notification button banger banger banger all 20 21. welcome to another podcast yeah thank you i'm kevin she's angel he's joshi gonzalez thank you for watching this podcast i just want to quickly say most of our episodes do over 100k on youtube alone i seen it we took them off facebook people like where they been at uh for the safety of the brand for the safety they just stay on youtube and we're not getting paid for any of those hundred thousand views youtube the app and wherever you listen to podcast so thank you guys so much for being here uh church announcements stretch the tour has almost begun it's almost on its way angel are you ready i'm close i started writing for real for real so we're gonna see where that lands me salt lake city you're up first tacoma at the time of this tacoma's halfway sold out by the time this airs it'll be more than that angel joining us joins us in june is the first show you joined in kentucky yeah lexington yeah oh is your mom gonna come to every show mama dorothy peter kang peter kaye so did mama dorothy so go to camponstage.com uh check your cities i will announce some cities are not announced or links are not live yet charlotte atlanta so on and so forth i will make an announcement when they're live of course patreon probably will know first yep because i show love to my people all right oh this is such a good start on the docket la woman arrested for keeping 1.2 million dollars accidentally deposited into her account did you say la woman new orleans oh is it new orleans yes new orleans woman arrested keeping 1.2 million accidentally deposited into her account they were only supposed to deposit get this 82 dollars [Laughter] and she saw them numbers and was like wet lord is that you you gotta put the picture here josh her face looked like what made you think i was gonna get that back okay she's like i couldn't even tell that it was wrong i just said you know what let me see if i spend some of this listen to this part of the story authorities claim the 33 year old woman immediately transferred the money into another bank account before spending chunks of it on a new car a new house what you think i'm finna do with it what you think i'm gonna do leave it in here so y'all can take it back absolutely not that'd be on that bank app so quick i'm just gonna move this over here let me do a little wire transfer oh you got the big deposit you know i won the lottery one and how anyway wells fargo seven three six eight nine twelve eleven eleven uh you go to the bank where the high yield account uh yeah helper is that uh excuse me i would like to take all of it out and i'm putting it in my mattress thank you listen and they were like she won't respond to our phone calls we have try attempted to get a hold of her i don't know y'all's number what so within two hours i have a secretary and ex and assistant don't i don't have a phone anymore you can't get a hold of me yeah there's no way don't don't add me it's not happening you shouldn't have did it she said the the captain jason rivardi said it's not her money she has no legal claim to that money even it was even if if it was put in there by mistake it was an accounting error as they say in the hood ah sucks to be you guys then we're gonna have to get back this whole country say that we're going to get back this whole say that oh my god you know how quick you got that money she bought a house they're only able to cover about 75 percent of that quick math quick maths joshie angel oh 75 that's about 80k that's over no 250 000. oh no so a little bit more than no that's how much she kept 250 275 000 something like that 275 because it was 1.2 million they recovered 75. the recovery said i thought she was able to keep 75. no she kept 25 oh yes so definitely the 200s so yeah there's like two maybe three hundred thousand she kept that's so bad you get a nice little crib listen she bought a house expensive flashy items a 2021 hyundai genesis sports utility that's right that's my lexus friend yes that's my lexus friend she said i need something reliable i don't need another piece because when they come and they not gonna let me spend this money she had a million on her vision board to where she had every expense down to the t.r i mean not liar liar dumb and dumber when they got the briefcase and they're like uh lamborghini 275 you might want to keep that that's her they basically gave her a proverbial briefcase full of money yeah and because she knew it was a mistake i got to spend it right or even if she didn't know it was a mistake i would be like lord if this is you let me not waste your blessing right let me use the gift now would they say if you don't use your gift you lose your gift she did not bury her talent in the ground no no no no no no i've never questioned the blessing of god and i never will who am i to question the lord and savior jesus christ listen i will be thinking some rich person out there is just tired and they just wanted to give away money have you ever had your dreams and wishes that you would just befriended someone old and wealthy and they just would like you i've had that thought especially in my broke days man what if i just woke up one day and there was 25 000 in my account i remember when i first crossed over to a thousand dollars in my bank account i got my taxes back and i did them on turbo tax myself and i was like i don't know if this is right so let me i went i drove to portland and me i took a i went and checked my balance of the atm it was like 108 and i was like i got four numbers i got a comma before the decimal point a comma a comma i took my black behind down to portland and bought a six hundred dollar base guitar you are an a-hole and i was like this is a family show i didn't see a thousand for like six more years i can't but what does it feel like to be you're about to be that old person that people are hoping decides to write a check and put it in their account you're about to be that guy i just hope one day cam just says i'm tired i'm gonna give a million dollars away to somebody y'all better y'all got a better chance of willy wonka coming out being real i got family they they get that deposit oh absolutely that's the thing when you're black when you're black you don't have a chance we are the make-a-wish foundation family is the make-a-wish okay i got a funny story to tell you about fake money i went to an atm when i was young first a real bank account was down to wells fargo uh and an atm was broken and i was checking my balance and asked for 20 and it gave me like 800 bucks oh okay i was like oh yes i am rich i didn't spend it right went down to the bank kept the aid honda put under my mattress or something like that like the weekend came the bank called me back or called me like hey we noticed the atm was you know on the fritz and says you have 800 and i was like dang right i go up there with my dad my dad in the car the police are going to be on their way to arrest you and i was like why i didn't do nothing all i did was ask for 20. it gave me 800. right so i get i got the money in my pocket because i don't want to go to jail me and my dad are sitting in front of the lady it's a black lady she was like look man it was a it was our mistake we really can't legally do anything to you so if you have like a hundred of the money back or 200 we'll make it even i was like this is perfect my dad was like give it all to her of course i would say some stupid mess like that you'd be so mad you're dumb that's what i'd be thinking it's a good job my dad made me give all 800 back oh man when all she wanted was 200. they was just gonna adjust my account and say you know basically our bad machine was trippy because it came out like you know like you know it was like 20 and i was like yes i'll live another day and it was like i was like excuse me i just grabbed it and i looked right into the camera i was like it's me camping and i was just like well see your pores i was in high school at this time oh yeah yeah 800 800 now mind you this one i worked at burger king yeah and my check was 87 30 and i was like don't look at me you're poor i'm gonna buy some jordans instantly moist is what i would have been in i've been like oh god oh my god i would not have been no good for the rest of the day just rubbing the money with hey oh yeah eight hundred dollars isn't it crazy how at one point in our life eight hundred dollars was like what do you mean one point eight hundred dollars today that's why it's a lot of money kevin eight hundred dollars okay maybe not poorest okay eight hundred dollars angel is a sad actress do you know how many of us are broke look at the stats eight hundred dollars yeah it's a day you would not hey 100 800 let me i wish marcus was watching this right now he'd be like yup blue chew lord speaking of which we're going to give a shout out to our first sponsor and we will be right back what's up guys you all know that we love ship station over here and here's the thing and they love us as well so if you start at your own store and you're selling your own products we want you to start using ship station because they make fulfilling your orders so much easy it's simple to import and manage and ship your orders out fast and for less money it's no wonder shipstation is it's uh has a number one shipping software for e-commerce sellers with more than five with more five-star ratings than anyone else you can import orders from any sales channel ship with any carrier using their deeply discounted rates and it automates just about any shipping task i know with mama likes having to be able to put things on different websites so that we can 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i didn't get to i can talk about this now is it on there my nda is is over because it's on imdb let me see let me see let me see look look under look under producer look right under dustin nickerson overwhelmed look what producer is under there look under the angel when you get to it you said women women look under look under producer credits 14. look under dustin nickerson over there uh-huh i see you see what it says yes i do will from home talk about it i never was able to talk about this publicly because i signed the nba uh will smith friend of the pod had a snapchat show that i was like a writer producer on uh i didn't know i couldn't talk about it but now that i'm created on imdb that's public it's public knowledge man so yeah homegirl black woman by the way black woman hooked that job up at the very beginning of the pandemic panic penny uh she was like yo will got the show on snapchat you want to write and i was like yes because this is like the week all my gigs got cancelled and i had nothing to do so for about three weeks i was on zooms with will smith pitching him ideas and he was laughing him personally angel he was in a little square not just him in a painting not just him in a painting not just him in a business after i met will but before we did the facebook show so i was in there on the writer's room i said well what about this and he said ha ha ha that's hot and i was like i wish i would have come cause i showed this sneaker picture summary it says in this time of isolation and uncertainty you're invited to spend a few minutes hanging out with will smith in his garage in each short form episode will from home finds will doing thing what he loves most bringing the laughs talking to his friends and family and helping out whenever he can yeah i sat down there and they gave you producers they gave me story producer credit wait english was on there yeah he did that's fire they ain't care i ain't even know okay then exactly okay this will be my thing then for you don't you this is you know you why does er bother you you did three seasons that's nurse don archer oh my god i'm gonna kill you it's a it's a thing to be proud of i am proud of you er is an amazing show [Laughter] all right in in in other news hey this is a weird story yes this is a weird story guys uh i'd be spending a lot of time on youtube and i see crazy stuff also if your kids log into your youtube your algorithm is destroyed oh my kids are annoying orange and ryan ryan is big in that community yes uh baby on stage big fan of ryan she also knew jake paul's little brother um titus so when he was fighting she was like that's titus brother we were like girl hush baby on stage inside get along because they watch the same stuff yeah they're best friends so there is a story about the 2000 what what what year was it the 2000 paralympic games okay let me just give you the short end of this this is the para olympic games which means people are usually special needs or disabled in some way shape or form right here's here's the story please please the spanish team okay for their paralympic games fielded a team without people with special needs stop it and played teams that had special needs that's the ringer so it is so in the paralympic games especially in basketball you can field uh people with intellectual disabilities so you take a test they'd be like okay you you know you ain't as intelligent as other people you can play on this basketball team spain was like we need to win a gold medal because it'll get this non-profit more gifts so what they did is say let's just fill this team of regular basketball players and y'all just take this test don't be so obvious that y'all ain't you know special needs but then they was in the games blowing teams out by 30 and 40. that is terrible when they won and the in the spanish newspaper they posted the gold medal picture people were like this what he looked he did he looked like he just okay like no no they were like this is my dude from high school there's there's nothing wrong with him oh no no this is my i work with this dude he's not special needs he's an engineer he's a regular and there was and if you look at the clip it's on youtube these men are going between their legs no way that's serious how were they even how were they faking a disability because it was intellectual they were just faking the test so they had somebody going to test basically figured out how to make it look like they were special needs but not so far they couldn't play but not so uh normal that they couldn't play so if you get like the perfect number that was like okay you probably have an intellectual disability it was so bad that they had to take out intellectual disabilities for that sport moving forward okay you know the saying stealing candy from a baby this is what this like feels like definite equivalent this is exactly i'm like okay how why why couldn't you all just get some other people that were actually uh differently abled yes and have them play y'all said no we're gonna take somebody real good so but my thing is as a competitor you playing people who are special need what what is you what do you get out of it because i although this is you know nefarious i get the capitalism i'm trying to open up i'm trying to keep the doors open terrible terrible the actual player being like hey man just act like you ain't smart but when we go out there hoop but don't hoop so much that it's obvious but also we got to make sure we win i just i just can't understand how like because i'm sure they played some basketball teams where the people had like more than just mental challenges where they were actual physical challenges how can you cross over somebody who you know is like can't barely see right or possibly just motor skills just shot all the hell how do you do that and not be like you know what let me just go ahead and value so you can get some free throws that's my issue i'm too competitive to ever do this i think any time i think man you know what as a society humans would be trash we can't get no more trash than this fielding a peop a team full of people who are not differently abled and blowing out teams that are differently abled for a gold medal no i just come on i i've heard people getting a ringer like oh yes ringer but a whole team euro stepping no shot eurostepper they they don't think that one if they would have just had like only cheat a little bit watch eat the whole way the guy who made the documentary was asking that he was like okay one or two that's i get it the dude was like nah y'all don't understand we have to win this gold medal 10. you don't we can't man we can't risk it y'all get out here and hoop for real so apparently by the time yes 10 angel 10 of 12. oh my god 10 of 12. i can't are not differently able now when they get home it's in the newspaper the newspaper well the newspaper runs the gold medal store before they even leave uh-huh by the time they land back in spain they had to vacate the metal of course and now their dog gone uh international uh actually i don't know how international it is because i never heard of the story this randomly pop popped about back in 2017 or did he just write the documentary no this this happened in the year 2000 oh wow 21 years ago and you i never heard of it do you hear me do you hear for josh it wasn't a big story this got the documentary is called the greatest paralympic scandal of all time it's on youtube patreon you're watching live i will put the link in the uh comments y'all should definitely check it out uh but yes i was like greed corruption like i'm okay with a little corruption i'm okay with i want my aau team to win i'm gonna get a kid who doesn't live in our neighborhood to play or maybe the team's supposed to be 11 he's 12. right here and there here and there to win the pair again an olympics that are designed for differently abled people to complete on a little playing field and you fielding a team with 10 people who are not differently able i i come on now i just and i'm watching i'm watching bits of this documentary as we talk to convincingly fail in iq tests or not fail because there's no pass or fail but to convincingly hit the score in which you need to hit in order to be considered to be mentally have mental challenges to be a part of the paralympics is difficult yes like to like hit that like range convincingly yep all the work that they must have had to do to train these men they couldn't train some people that actually qualified physically and how so how do you sleep at night man how do you sleep at night knowing you playing you playing people who are differently able and you out here just boy get off me i just it's amazing well no people history has shown that people are trash that's if we ain't nothing else as a society of human beings we are trying trash like how do you how do you're right like how do you sleep at night how do you think about the people's faces that you just did all that too absolutely because they don't get to go back and play those games like that's it that's it i don't even when i used to hoop many moons ago it wouldn't even be fun to me if the teams were unevenly balanced right if you got like okay right and yeah if we're like dominant like i would prefer to play against people who should beat us but if i had like there's 10 hoopers in like four really hooping let's spread them and get two or three on one and two or three on the other yeah not four against you know what i'm saying she's just running the court these people sat up there and was like but now though but see this is how you know this would happen in a different country and not here and that there were no black mamas on these teams because i would have been like nope nope i already know i can tell that boy right there ain't nothing wrong with him pull him pull him up off the court no i would have known i've been like my baby's been special for a long time i know how to read special and he ain't when your kids are were your kids good at all sports no and i'm not the mom just that's just saying anything like oh you can do it i'm like do better do better stop all that crying that's me that's me listen i yell a lot because joe is good at soccer bless his heart isaiah playing basketball jesus let me show you what he did angel joshie go to go to my why my son i know i'm about to stand up yeah he wants you to go to the y my son shoots shooting free throws was jumping okay let me show you what it looked like okay free throw ball okay dribble dribble dribble [Music] okay when he crossed them hands over and did this i said take them out and what happened was i used to practice in our hoop out in the front yard i'm like first of all why are you jumping because it makes sense he never jumped as a fan i ain't you ain't never seen me jump for a free throw why are your arms doing this it was like it felt farther during the game i feel like mind you this ball banging against the backboard boom i said jesus this team that was [Music] that was a tough season because before i was on i went to every game this team used they used to get the scoreboard turned off on them because you know you get blown out by thirty-four they like the kids can't take this they can't see anything isaiah's hand-eye coordination bless his heart i love him non-existent he would still he fast and he hustled which is all i ever asked for my baby he stole this dog on basketball and dribbled out of bounds every time bumping into the you know they have the the padding yeah so you don't hurt bumping into that i was like get him get him out turn this off kai who could shoot really well was doing i don't know if he was doing thriller choreography down the court he'd be looking silly face and then uh psy the entire season we didn't know this until they gave out their participation trophies the entire season his coach thought he was a girl he said he was giving out the things he was like oh you know now this young lady she hustled the whole season really tried always had a smile on her face he was like this trophy goes to sy tanksley and i said he's a boy when i tell you that coach avoided me afterwards and i ran did you think my child was a girl the whole scene is that when they had the mad bug he had uh he had locks and then i would sometimes put up in a position i said did you think my baby was a girl the whole season he said i did look this young lady is gonna blossom into a gorgeous woman oh my god i was like i really i mean i record i was like that's a it's a boy it is a boy that's beside was like cut this is kind of the same team yes and the coach would never thought oh he thought they were fraternal twins he thought well they are fraternal twins i mean you're right they are but he thought it was a boy girl twins but i'm just like oh that is a boy hilarious man was though bless his heart because when you take the ball away and it's just pure speed he got it now he's now he back to winning so i ain't gonna throw him all the way under the bus but hooping i was like jesus yeah little marcus he gets so frustrated because he's not oh watching him was also painful as well just no hustle about him we're like what's going on i remember one time he tried to bust out crying because they had made him switch teams because the other team didn't have enough players so i already knew i was like my baby's not the one that you needed to do this too because now he don't know who his teammates are he don't know where he's supposed to shoot so he starts crying and my husband he what he don't play is you crying and not playing you can try but you better play through the tears i'm the same way so he goes down there and he's like marcus pull together woman white lady comes down because you know they gotta save folk marcus it's okay shut up that's my husband so i got this this is my son my son's basketball team was so bad we start off with 10 12 all trash players so what happened is in the ymca league they kept the other good teams yeah together they made a new team like all y'all new and y'all suck y'all gonna be on this team start off with 10. down to seven the coach quits he was like honestly guys i i just i thought things would be different i'll i'm gonna see y'all later by the time the last four games there's four people on the team oh wow three people on the team we playing teams better than us and they're fielding five players we got three i'm i literally would be across the field like you know because our kids will get tired i say oh y'all y'all gonna play all five when we got three oh y'all done all game first quarter until the culture is finally like okay just put three in there all game y'all gonna play with the better players all of y'all everybody gonna be over there okay i see how y'all gonna make my baby suffer it was terrible but let's take a quick break and listen to our sponsors all right you 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in the bio to support them because we are obviously never going to be monetized on youtube ever so this is how you support us all right we might know that we might do we do good by what we're supposed to do one day we might do good by youtube we've had this in the docker for a while but it kept getting pushed down but it cannot get pushed down no more virgil abloh mm-hmm okay he started off as kanye's uh creative director i guess oh yeah you call him right josh for his clothing i don't know his or her slavery clothes no no no before that okay slavery clothes he was in kanye's creative camp somehow when people were still rocking with kanye okay but i didn't know about this um later on he left but he's most known for off white right and he had another streetwear thing keeping it two but two virgils keeping it two virgils definitely he's not 50 yeah now he is the head of louis vuitton men okay virgil is basically doing the same thing same thing that the lady was doing with the 1.2 million he's doing with the louis vuitton money this man done made and josh gonna put this up he done made a airplane purse yes he did i'm sorry airplane bag yes he did lit literally okay literally literally a man bag that is in the shape of what looks like a cargo plane for the u.s air force looks like a c-130 look like a c-130 okay globe master three this bag angel tanksley tell me costs 39 000 what are the thread made of like the hair from cherubs it's leather there is no animal skin that is that unicorn leather look at it angel i'm looking at this stupid bag where are you gonna put stuff in it's the smallest thing the wings you can't put maybe cigarettes you could put some cigarettes in the woods they got to be loose leaf cigarettes okay and then you can put a water bottle in the body of it that's what that's you spent thirty nine hundred dollars two thousand angel uh excuse me thirty nine thousand to keep your water bottle in something shaped like a plane my thing is this and this is kind of what always messes with my mind my first good job bank of america i made 30 000 u.s dollars a year i bragged so hard because i was like y'all counting hourly [Laughter] could be me 30k a year when i counted the hourly i was like it ain't really that much you're breaking down you're like that can't be right melissa was making 35 a year okay so our friend you know i worked at make america three years she worked key bank for like six i believe i don't i don't i've never got a race i bank america i got bonuses and then they went away and it was just like man hush that bag costs more than i made in 2006. and it don't fly and it that's the thing i'd be like dude fly though can i fly it to spain i might not be on there but i can fly it and fly it back it don't fly it's not a carry-on you know how dumb you look in line at the plane with that you can't put it above you bump it into everything oh excuse me i i just then he made a carrot okay like a carrot knapsack oh i didn't see this one purse not about half the size of baby yo that it's basically like a louis vuitton carrot coin purse let me see this louis vuitton carrot coin purse let me let me just say this y'all remember devil where's prada i'm just going to say this and you could say what you want about me i don't understand high fashion neither do the people who put it together i'm uh what what's her name anne hathaway i'm anna hathaway's character remember when they was putting them the belt on and she was like she laughed and she was like you know meryl streep was like oh you think this is funny this is cerulean military garments and then you got that little sweater out of the bottom of a rouse or something like that i was still like a lot of the high fashion stuff i seen one josh sent me the dude was wearing a city skyline yes i saw it it was a city it was a sweater it was a sweater that was literally up here it's the dumbest thing i have ever seen and i think sometimes now listen there have been very few times that i have seen something that has been more costly and felt it and been like oh i feel where the money is being spent um but for the most part i'm like people have lost their mind everlasting everlasting to pay half much or to even dare put the price tag on these things i'm just like this is not this is not cute well and that's my thing like and i'm genuinely asking i'm not even trying to be funny are they like design are they are they designed to be worn by regular people are they designed to influence the rest like what is the point i guess of high fashion because it doesn't look like the point is for regular people to wear it i guess so for celebrities no i think it might be the exact same thing as like high-priced art okay you know what i'm saying yeah there is a there there can be an extrinsic value to it if it's that word means an outward benefit oh the opposite of intrinsic okay so there can be an extrinsic value to certain things if it's like visually pleasing if it makes the the um well no that makes it intrinsic so i feel like there's way more intrinsic value but then it's just like then why with intrinsic value it's hard to actually justify whatever price you're putting on it yeah i'm saying so like when um that's why the arts is so hard to be funded because a lot of it is intrinsic it's about how it makes the person feel so you're just like how am i paying how you going how are you going to tell me how much a feeling cost right so with these ugly purses i'm like does it make you feel a certain way because it's ugly on the outside so the patreon is saying that it's not it's it's not wearable it is art it is uh it's not designed for regular people it is it's art it's collectibles avant-garde which is one of my favorite words avant-garde is not to wear so the point is for ego so that makes me feel better that that it's not well then why are we spending money on it and why does this exist okay let me ask you this is it to draw attention to louis vuitton right because before that bad thing or in the care thing i hadn't thought about louis vuitton in a while is it designed to be like oh louis vuitton did this bold thing now i'll go buy their regular purse or the regular wallet or something like that do you think that's the the point of high fashion i don't know do you go buy this stuff cause no i just be like this is crazy i don't know um i don't know that is not what moves me what moves you how do you decide what are you gonna wear do i think i'm gonna be cute in it i don't care if it's five dollars or 500. am i about to be cute that's what a guy am the canvas ah you better talk about it listen so if the paint don't look good on me i don't want it i don't but it can look good on me from target or it can look good on me from nordstrom but it gotta look good on me good fellow josh put me on good fellow has a five dollar black tea with a little pocket that i have probably bought 30 of them now they don't last many watches you probably get about six watches start losing that bottom part of the pocket it falls apart but that black with a black jean mm-hmm listen that's the best five-dollar good fella make a good jeans good fella make a good jean get some black t-shirts in a pack like to go you know to where to go to sleep from uh walmart i can't remember what brand he's sitting there wait a second was that fruit in the loom it might he was like i'm not used to wearing he's not used to wearing a shirt with pockets he said but this feels real good i said listen don't you don't go to sleep on them nah man my kids grew up on uh what was walmart's uh uh geranimals no no no they're a little bit older oh it's not moreno bosomo no that's target that's targeting that's target that's when they massimo they definitely have that they got that they got jack and jill oh cause my kids is in some jack and jill well my boys is in that h m faded glory damn bull m in that fredrick's glory for years say the glory faded glory oh i was five seven nine i was in the hain sweats from there too those five dollar sweats absolutely marino massimo cat and jack that's the one from the target i said y'all agree with you i was like jack and geo yes they are cat and jack my kids got a whole bunch of cats listen my we so they say starting school back uh he ain't but yeah right they've been pushing this back every week for the last six weeks it's gonna be may right it's gonna be may it's gonna be actually it is made now when we're watching yeah when they're saying it's gonna be june yeah um but we realized he have not had no school clothes purchased in a calendar year yeah right almost longer than the calendar year usually we buy him school clothes in august and then he's grown out of those by christmas mm-hmm and then christmas you know he's probably going out those by april but we're not going to do it again right no no no so arizona from jcpenney is also we used to buy a lot of from target those verona listen levi's has a target brand i feel like it's called denizen yes den is in right you're right uh-huh at the left yeah down to the target i listen i still shop at target i didn't know that i thought that was people stopping systems well people thought i would be down on rodeo drive and i say oh come on guys i mean i don't beat down to rodeo every day doesn't make the drive down there listen if it's not for fittings for television shows where they put me in higher end stuff i would not ever what's the most high-end thing you've ever worn i don't know half the time i don't even know the name of it but i know i can't afford it based off of the price tag i'll be like oh this is 25 for a shirt you got to give it back or something right oh yeah they never mind they put it in my dressing room i put it on do the scene i take it off and get back up speaking of that i'm sick of this go to my single josh let me tell you something tell me when you're on me that's all i'm saying i'm about to say something but 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sellers and get 50 off your first order at brightsellers.com http now we're back from the sponsors let me tell you what hollywood ain't no way angel lakita tanksly the actress should not be filthy rich and famous okay melissa mccarthy whom i love this is not against melissa angel should have had melissa mccarthy career she should have had her mike and molly or what was it called that's right she should have had her sitcom she should have had her dog on uh not girls trip bridesmaids and she should have been okay now that i've done my comedies and now i'm going over my drama and then i should have a movie with octavia spencer now hollywood i'm gonna let me i'm i'm gonna give y'all about six months y'all better figure it out this woman is the most talented person i know and i know a lot of people you imagine bridesmaids star and angel listen josh let me tell you what the only thing that i take solace in is a lot of people didn't pop till there was 37 40 45 steve carroll didn't get the offense to be about 44. the only thing that gives me solids because i can see myself you know they don't book kev i heard my own auditions i understand angel should be on a sitcom for seven years to where she shouldn't have to work again and that she should be like the uh al bundy guy on modern family i don't know his real name uh huh yeah something ed something angels should be the star but then when they leave that they ain't known for only that jason bateman you should have had his career too angel could have had jason bateman's career start on arrested development in a comedy jason bateman is a child actor outside of that i forgot about that i didn't know that until a little while ago by the way i had no idea and i saw those movies he just wasn't like oh that's jason bateman but jason bateman was funny in arrested development even though he plays a straight man all the time yeah i don't think that's your thing i need you to be wild yeah yeah and then she was funny in the breakup but then he also could go uh serious in ozark or game night or something i think it was game night uh-huh he's also he's always playing a straight man but my point is angel should be just she should be getting them same role in hollywood you have squandered squandered bit roll here guest star recurring oh no this one need to be number one on the call sheet thank you she need to have her team saying oh this trailer won't do not for angel and i'm sick of it now until y'all get your act together we're going to be over here using her on kevon stage studios app as much as we can i'm gonna be here but when y'all and i listen i love angel thank you sir but my love for angel is hey kev they didn't booked it we gonna we gonna work around i'm not my hair is straight now i prepared listen angel is but an angel is but a bird a talented bird i cannot cage her talent angel existed before me she gonna exist after me it will make now she ain't gonna be replaced on this podcast we're gonna have to shoot on sunday night monday morning i'm not going oh why would i try by the time you on that pod on that show i'm gonna be like now who is her co-host put me on the billboard and she also do little podcasts we'll be on the corner i'll i'll purchase the bottom right corner for the sunset thing i ain't never gonna replace you but i'm sick of it y'all i'm i i'm done it is a travesty i told angel this ain't nothing new i called her randomly i was at jojo's soccer practice i am upset i was literally like in my car like this is wrong pieces are wrong and angel really also i want to say this angel have her friends blow up and she ain't never been pissed no she'd be just as happy she'll help you book the audition and all this and that hair and i i'm sick of it i am doggone tired of hollywood i am furious that angel has not been look i love tiffany hatch this is not against tiffany i know so your homegirl the way tiffany burst on the scene with girls trip and i mean burst like mainstream burst she was already on the carmichael show she was already killing it in stand up but for the majority of people they didn't know who they didn't know who she was girls trip you need that i agree i want it sure i'm going to have it i'm just oh i can't even be getting so many it's just here's here's my here's my problem here's the thing right it's it's one thing this is why it's like frustrating it's one thing if it's like oh this person is just better like kanye has a lyric dang these [ __ ] that much better than me it's one thing if they are like that's why the problem with the nba i played basketball i played it a lot of my life i was never going to be them i get it but i know you ain't got to say i'm going to say it for you i know you watch these movies you be like i know i mean come on y'all ain't gonna just cast any old body but me no i don't well you should i do i know it has more to do and i know it has more than talent to do with it well that's the other problem the biggest problem is the color of your skin there's not enough rolls where i mean look there's this old thing that they've said about black hollywood usually reserved for black male comedians it's one at a time one comedian eddie and eddie was martin or bill cosby or uh cat kevin hart lil real like hollywood really be that but for white people no three thousand and they'd be looking the same i'll be like now who is you and you listen kirsten christie there was a movie about fox news with uh about megyn kelly it was three white women and i'm looking at them i said now you're telling me this is these are separate white women you know what you're talking about no oh i feel like it was charlie staring oh it didn't do well oh my god what was this movie bombshell look up the doggone it's it's it's charlie staring the cold kid meaning margot robbie oh it's hanging out all over the place bombshell angel oh yes i saw this i said hold on crime or something and i was like oh they just put the same woman's face over and over nicole kidman charlize theron and margot somebody roby robbie robbie no that's what kirsten dunn kristen bell kirsten bale and uh one other one i'm like just they just spun out chanel has a sister emily de chanel yes one was in bones i believe then the other was in new girl oh my god they look like that that means sisters picture it now do you see how they look just alike i said man what the put the same face on another channel man i hate it here that's all good it's surrogate i'm sorry you just went out i just be like where you were in the hoodie and when you audition for that other show maybe you'll notice listen hopefully by the time this airs i will have had something else you'll be like that's not enough they you need movie reparations yeah i'll take you out but that's one thing though that i know about your career and i know this for show one thing i know in two's for sure once that thing happened they're gonna be like who's this oh get her on the horn newcomer i'll be like after 15 years 50 years it's going to be an overnight success let me tell you what it was a long night it was the longest night ever and i'm gonna be like amar that's your mom he gonna be like what's up uncle kev you want to smoke i'd be like oh man you don't smoke you're three he was like you right you're right all right i'm hot now he's hot well we've got a really special segment that we can't wait to show you all oh yes we have a fantastic artist rihanna jay we talked about her in a previous podcast friend of the pod joshua gonzalez introduced her to kevin and then they introduced her to me she sounds amazing and we're starting a new segment on this podcast every now and again give you a little hot 10 hot of someone that we find interesting that we think you all would enjoy so uh sit back and take a watch to our interview all right welcome back guys for our final segment we are joined by the illustrious vocal talent songwriter extraordinaire richmond california bay area finest rayon jay welcome to the show rayanna oh my gosh that was such a nice intro thank you thank you for having me i'm really excited of course so if you guys don't know we talk about this in a couple podcasts ago joshua gonzalez sent me rayanna's album okay so if you're listening let me give you the exact title of this album which is it an album or ep it's an ep okay the album epe i'm sorry it's called love me like okay it is it is seven songs 21 minutes of pure bliss it was my uh first plane album uh when i get on the plane i put on r b to calm down because i travel so much so in the year it came out 2019 for about six months it was my love me like you're my last time love you like you're the one okay so rihanna i have described her voice as if you could hear a butterfly singing that is what rey on a voice sounds like to me rayana welcome to the show tell us how you became the world's greatest singer-songwriter please [Laughter] that's so dramatic but i i claim that i'll take that um my story i started in church like that's that's what it was another one i'm a church kid i grew up going to a church in richmond california where my great uncle was the pastor my granny cooked for the church my auntie played the piano so it's like a big family thing and then as soon as i was old enough to be causing ruckus in the pews they like put me in the choir and from the choir i grew up i started directing the youth choir and then when i was in high school then when i got to high school i ended up getting an internship at this um like media literacy program in oakland called youth radio and that's where i saw like my first actual professional studio and then it finally clicked and i was like this is what i want to do for the rest of my life and i think i was like in 2016 i made my first song called marty mcfly um the rest is history is that when you left the lord for the world i guess i was going there i was gonna ask so when did you turn your back on jesus no when did i get in the world yes no y'all i did not turn my soul how old are you wait a minute i just so we can get this clear how old are you 27 years old she ain't nothing but another baby born in 1990 you won't even you shouldn't be outside right now you know how me and angel we got to care for joshia and bex they'd be walking around all outside driving cars born in the 90s i'd be like yeah i'd be like joshua you're sitting next to me exactly that man trying to video taping this podcast with us but go ahead ask your question kev sorry so my thing obviously your voice is beautiful very light and airy i love it you know but to me the thing that really attracted me to your music was your songwriting what is your process because when you sing i am like it's like when you read a good book i am like i am enveloped in this story how and and there's a lot of artists look this is not a dick music is a collaborative sport or a collaborative medium yes so i'm not shading people but it's not as common that singers are singing songs that they wrote what's your process to to write the songs you write it's such an ever-changing process um i i know you guys are like talking about my tick tocks and stuff so for those those are only like 30 seconds to a minute long um the guy who's making the music he puts a little prompt up and i just kind of like free write based on what he's like saying to write about and then i just make it all make sense there but um my usual process for writing songs is get into a toxic relationship that works get my heart broken cry right ahead that's usually how it goes okay you know what that you can run that to a million what did it take seven heartbreaks for seven songs or how does that break down it's like a heartbreaker ep heartbreaking ep that makes sense he's the heartbreak yeah dale adele taylor swift they'd be like oh you broke my heart platinum lemonade beyonce opus jv messed up she said wait until you see the genius that is beyonce i ain't gonna hold you that is my favorite beyonce project because it's amazing it is it's that's a good one that's a good one but before beyonce was writing pop hits then it was anthems then in like self-titled it was a little like my real life lemonade it was like this [ __ ] think he gonna treat me any kind of way i bet you won't you ain't gonna have nowhere yeah and we were like i know jay-z was like oh this is an amazing thing but who are you upset but then it's also a story because towards the end she's like all right now get your act together because i love you we got these kids and that's when i turned the album off you said i'm not here for this hey hey get him out of here [Music] so i was watching invincible and all of a sudden zazzy beats character is listening to your song she is she has good taste she has great taste what was it like to hear your music on tv i mean it's not it's tv but it's c for us now um honestly one of my favorite things is when my music gets picked up for shows um because it's one of those things like i grew up with my mom and my granny and i can tell my granny like my music is doing this like it's doing really well but she can't understand it because she can't see it yeah so when the when the songs come on tv i think like the first tv placement i got was like on grownish that was something she could see yeah and then that made sense to her so it's always tight to like hear my stuff on tv but invincible i love animated series i love superhero shows and i've always like i want a voice act in the future so to hear my song on an animated tv show about superheroes that was just tight and it's like all a little cute couple ringing tight back by the way that never left height it ain't as popular as it once was though what is it the word tight let it go i say tight all the time so who are your musical influences um good question that was a good question that's good thanks one of my favorite questions um amy winehouse is number one okay she did huh she that's angela she's going to be with the lord god i'm so sorry i rest her soul she has gone on but go ahead amy winehouse and that's where i get a lot of like my songwriting from because the main thing i want people to get from my songwriting is honesty i'm never going to write a lie if i wrote it i know it yeah i lived it i've been there um and i think that's really tight of her let me stop saying it no no keep it going i love the word for it i'm gonna bring it back in my own vocab i like it um amy winehouse sam cook um that was riding around with my granny and she only had two cds in the cars either bb and cc's greatest hits or sam cook's greatest uh amy sam cook anita baker um big fan okay get out why can't i be a big fan of why can't we land yes even when will the blacks let me be a fan why can't i find her late big fan why can't i be a new big fan you can once you stop saying big fans but i need people to know that i'm a big fan kev you don't even know anita baker oh that's so wild wow okay bring out i already knew in the streets they talking kids that's true i do believe you wonder keeping yourself that's my life stevie wonder we were talking about this on the podcast we want stevie wonder to have a d'angelo and friends type versus like don't put stevie against nobody just let stevie have three hours and tell us the stories and play his songs absolutely i would i would be ready because i don't think i don't think anybody alive matches up with him music who do you play against stevie wonder they're dead they're dead who dad would have been a good man they they won't see i don't know this is terrible but i was going to say ray what happened wrong with you why would you don't you say what did you say angel who ray charles no they don't match up yes they do he's got bangers no i they might they they don't mat they he has bangers i don't think his musical style matches uh stevie well we thought the same thing with uh snoop in dmx but at least they were both hip-hop okay so what is ray and stevie i thought ray is like is he considered a jazz musician blues blues you don't know i don't know either rihanna here's my question another question we ain't gonna hold you long oh stevie smokey okay go ahead you are equally talented singing and songwriting do you prefer one or the other oh do i prefer one over the other um if i had to pick one to do for the rest of my life it would be songwriting [Music] that makes sense yeah i can't get into it uh yeah singing is cool sometimes you don't always want to do all that you know you can write your songs and go do you ever write songs for other artists i have before and i want to get into that more this year and then the years after that actually that was a question i want to ask about your placement are you involved in that process or does your somebody from your team just be like yo we got your song placed on this show or can you be like i don't like that show don't get it placed or how does that work i get an email sent directly to me like uh what's up rhianna this show wants to use this song at this part of the show let me know how you feel about that and i can say hey that's great or i can i can pass i didn't know you could pass yeah i could pass i can always pass nice it's like what um what's that uh man that said it cisco you remember when he said when people want to sample it's not the same thing but like you have ownership over how and when your stuff is used yeah if they hit me to do some wild show with things that i just do not agree with no you can't use my song get out got it when i met how how how long you've been business i know you said 2016. do you count that as the beginning of your career or do you count when you sign with the label your first ep like how do you how do you classify your career the beginning of my career was when i dropped my song sleepy brown that was like my first big song that was actually released in a in an actual release method you know that's the first song that got picked up by major blogs and um yeah that's when i count my career how did you find her josh because you just sent me the album and i was like okay and i pressed play and i was like yes good egyptian friend of mirabassi i mean of course just so you guys know amir is the person that josh loves more than me that is true no joshua don't you lie person was at least one person outside of his mom and dad maybe his brother oh derek my brother he turns back on me but uh amir that's his boy um blame the labor i love him but he's a lovable guy who will your who do you consider your contemporaries or who are you a current like fan of who am i a fan of yeah either current like who are your either the people who are like now out here making music who would you listen to people right now who are making it her her is trying to she's turning a little page of sexy she's a little more like i'm sexy too don't just think i'm a savant mm-hmm her ladies she just dropped a song last night no um and i the gift i was like hey hey now what you is so good he's good uh brent fayas like i really like a lot of the people who are coming up right now that's why i will say a lot of times people who are old born in the 80s r b is dead r b is in a good place to me there's a lot of good r b artists big and small i wish they got more play oh yeah i do too but i don't blame them oh no i don't blame it on them i've realized that i don't be knowing anybody because they're not playing them where i feel like in the 90s r b um artists were more accessible yeah before we left it's not the popular genre anymore it's not what's she saying she said it's not the popular genre anymore i know dang that's true that's i'm gonna start rapping start rapping start rapping beyonce's she about to release a single solo rap album people in her camp have told me um so i believe it before we let you go ryan and jay guys download her album i love love me like she also has uh the love me like sessions on her youtube page which is rayanna jay um it's it's very stripped down a la tiny desk so check that out but before we let you go rihanna where can people find you what should they look forward to tell them about yourself okay so if you want to find me twitter instagram all the things it's at rihanna j that's r-a-y-a-n i hope y'all got that rewinded if you need to unwind it and then as far as what i got coming up next i just dropped a song called last call i got another song coming out and then there is an ep on the way i will tell you all that ep on the way so you just broke up with somebody you know me thank you so much rihanna for stopping by with us you guys check her out um and that does it for today's episode patreon we love you thank you for watching this live the rest of you guys we also love you i don't ever want you to feel bad i know i it always comes across like that like oh we not patreon i love everybody just love patreon a little bit more all right y'all peace thank you rihanna god bless you thank you all right [Music] [Music] angel

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