Cardi B Strikes BACK | #heresthething

and five four three two what up y'all welcome here's the thing I'm Kevin steady [Music] podcast episode uh welcome back the kids are back in school well not back in school I mean it ain't from Josh are back in the office although we were back in the office for the bonus episode but anyway church announcements real quick the ball I mean the The Ball Brothers tour I made a video this morning as of right now Philadelphia has zero tickets New York 85 tickets DC zero Charlotte 87 Atlanta zero Cleveland 478. OH Cleveland Cleveland does not rock we'll never go back Chicago 86 New Orleans 151 Phoenix 266 Dallas 387. Berlin in Paris there's as many Funko pops on these desks as tickets so this is Berlin that is Paris London is doing great and listen even like uh Phoenix New Orleans and Dallas that's not bad 150 tickets 266 tickets for a show that's over a month away yeah that's really good we I've sold seven 800 tickets in the week of a show come on I just did that in Louisville like so to have this many left in the only aberration the only aberration Cleveland with 478 and also Dallas 387 tickets is misleading left because it's already 1200 tickets sold wow so the venue yeah the venue C15 Honda so so Dallas is great and listen Cleveland look guys listen it'll be it'll be a while because listen Cleveland has never done well in my history never done like oh Cleveland's out to the oh yeah yeah we might sell out 78 but it sticks out like a sore thumb oh man so uh it's a chicken salad when y'all going to Atlanta Atlanta is August 19th okay and I'm staying over a couple days to shoot some other uh podcast with the blacks yeah uh what do you have Angel do you have a music video but we're going to say that last let me let me go through the order we come into Houston it's already sold out we might actually get a bigger venue so if we do I'll let y'all know last minute so sorry then we will be going to Chicago on the uh what is that the 10th New York on the 12th and it looks like we might be in ATL on the 13th of August we have taken it off because the promoter at the club didn't want to hit us back so we just found another venue so my patreon I'll let y'all know specifically when because those tickets will go fast yeah now in other stories I have one of the hottest music videos of the year on the YouTube currently it's the remix of one Margarita it's the Saucy Remix featuring Saucy Santana but we couldn't just stop there no you can't we couldn't just stop there we went over to The Tick Tock who'd you get we got my boy Keelan AKA Terry Joe very funny up in the building and then we couldn't stop there because this is a multi-generational thing you understand me you overstand me we went and got the legend the icon the standard Miss Cindy mother Crawford don't bleep it Angel listen you say it you've been feeling this time it'll still be bleep um yo that experience was amazing Cindy Crawford is the classiest most down-to-earth celebrity I've probably ever met before in my life and why did you body bump her out of and was that Sun Devil is that really her that was her you really bought a bumped her bumped the hell out of her and this is what was crazy I was just doing like a little like she was like No Angel I need you to really slam into me so I have something to react to and I was like okay all right bro I said Cindy and I just still did that she was like no harder yeah but now I'm like Cindy I got about 90 95 pounds okay and I bumped a real she said yeah that's that's that's what I mean that's what I did because I was so nervous because I was like if I hurt the Cindy Crawford on this set I'm burning this whole thing down because this was not my idea shout out to Jake Wilson he was the director in the Creative Vision behind the entire video all the way down to the puppet the marionette doll at the very end his brain is a circus and uh yeah it's that video is fire there's so many things that you catch of course Mama Dorothy's in there mama don't be made it Peter cat yeah come on she's like the original OG rapper okay she was in there introducing herself to the casamigos people to the Blackjack folk and then all of a sudden I'm back there changing into my next wardrobe I was styled by Dallas The Stylist you can follow him on Instagram as well I'll come back out now he's the director okay so Dorothy we're gonna have you in this seat and then I was like wait first of all why do you know my mama's name and second of all why does she have action why does she why does she have stage directions yes I said oh she's in the okay uh the dude from blackish who was one of Anthony Anderson's co-workers on black and she was in there had a great Cameo I don't remember the young lady's name that he was with but it was fire it was it was a great experience felt like Superstar there is a line dance that goes along with the song I'm gonna do a tick tock video teach you how to do it cause it's super cute because I had background dancers and a choreographer named Cash where are my background dancers oh it was great it was a great experience it was a dream come true it'd be crazy when you realize the Lord even hears your quiet prayers hey say it again okay would you pray for a white woman I just you know listen I said Lord if you could get a white woman who has a mole that's a signature uh no his voice so just like these are the things that I always dreamed of being able to do but you give oh you like realize the chances are slim and God was like not on my watch ain't nothing slim so yeah it was fantastic please watch it share it and again the margarita song is not over the fact that you have the Cindy Crawford I mean that's America's white woman that was my white love everybody as a little black child I've seen that Pepsi commercial and they said this is beauty negro boy I said I appreciate it and she was my white love until the faithful day that my young eyes were introduced to Halle Berry and then I did what you did love now she was out Halle Berry's whiteness took over my wife that half that she got Halle Berry body checked Cindy Crawford the way you did and she never got back in but there was a couple Summers because she was drinking that Pepsi the way she drank that that's what Margaritas was and she said that she got so much backlash from that Pepsi commercial really that was considered like too sensual for TV back in the day drinking that Pepsi the way she did yeah she was like it was she was like I had sponsors that were like I mean this is a lot are you kidding me and so she said sometimes you can't play it safe that's what she told me look at Cindy Crawford dropping Jewels dropping bars on me did you get her number Crawford knows you can't please everybody listen that commercial was in 1991. well I wasn't even born Joshua wow that's why that's why you're older than Harry Kane that's why you're older than Harry Kane and those people in NBA who are younger than you stop it LeBron's your age oh my God Crawford I I'm watching the Pepsi commercial this opening looks exactly like it that's why I felt so familiar yes you just now getting it that was a white woman boy when I she is fully has full-on shorts and the tank top yeah she wore four jeans in ours she's like listen you can't do it again yo she looks and still looks great Cindy can still get it I listen Cindy still look good obviously yes back in the 80s they were like white is the only thing that's pretty that was what they were doing in the 80s but Cindy's was one of those that was just she was just pretty it didn't matter she was just pretty and she still is in just so she flew herself out oh she don't live here she does but she was out of town she was in Toronto she was in Canada Toronto Toronto Canada Toronto on vacation blew herself out flew herself out paid for her own Glam pay for her own Glam to be in my music she said some margaritas then what that is unusual yeah people be like oh y'all got budget y'all gotta send it no we did not have budget for Cindy thankfully said boy ain't nothing to me I helped the Negroes been doing it since 91. period also I want to just say this I don't know if angel can or can but then why he tased was in them comments our beloved City why did you why did you push her you black woman you really pushed her and hurt her why would you hurt Cindy crummer dude I I don't like that the push was unnecessary our whiteness Daenerys my leash I said y'all think Cindy Crawford was unaware she was getting pushed they they really think do you think that Cindy Crawford was just like I'm gonna drink this oh yeah my dams are in distress you think that that wasn't cleared and there wasn't a little mattress on the other side you know I realized thank God I realized this before now people are unwell people are very unwell and I am not going to be their doctor okay they just gonna have to be sick they're gonna be sick and tired because yes and people like oh that must have been a body double no I I thought it was no I hip checked the [ __ ] out of Cindy and she gave me permission to there was somebody there to catch her yeah she didn't hit the ground and I was like please I was literally looking like man the editor on this is crazy like how did they I didn't see the camera switch and then I said Ain't No Angel really did it and I text Angel like did you because I went to Common that's how I knew the whites were mad I went to comment and the comments were limited and I was like that must wait limited and I've seen the white people they had torches they were like get the black woman she touched Cindy Crawford big black baboon how dare she and you know hey you know I'ma let them be mad because that video gonna run up commentary is engagement again see how hard I hit her see if it's two side work angel thank you ballet kings are looking for somebody because that was a clear perfect hip check oh yeah it was solid and you you were there she went because they wanted to do a water shot which was gonna have me slide in and hit her and I was like I can't control it if you have me do it I will just really I roll my body it's gonna be that uh do you remember the Office Linebacker commercials where he kept tackling people let's go be back exactly I said uh-uh y'all got to bring in the bring in the framing so that I don't have to travel as far because I don't want to hurt this woman because I will y'all heard her but anyways thank y'all that's his name thank y'all for watching keep watching it again one Margarita is not over um we got some interviews I think coming out there's one coming out today on E.T so uh watch that it's crazy in this crazy it's listen I was just when I was driving into this place where we're at today yes I have the office I was like man this because it's August 1st now yeah and I was like we shot this podcast that podcast in May I believe I would have never thought that freestyle would lead to a hip checked Cindy Crawford the butterfly effects from from Sister sent sister Cindy led to Cindy oh you just yeah I said come on we got the Cindy's all around us listen I got a I got a song for you Angel this I heard this this morning and it just this is what God is this is what God is doing for you and your real life come on [Music] you better sing oh this good church angel s [Music] you come on and do it oh this song got good to me [Music] [Music] I gotta go back to church I got it when I'm off tour I got to go I gotta show them that I love them this song is originally by Judah band but this version this little praise break version is by uh LBD Ministries so Judah band version is is um a different song it's just a quieter version and this is he didn't lead yeah but it's okay okay it's fine you know what are you gonna are you gonna do it now no I I have a lot of things that I have to do okay I've been doing this one margarita song I'm on tour and then I still got four kids I was so late to this podcast today because I couldn't find my four-year-olds water shoes these are the things that I still have to worry about on a day-to-day basis and let me tell you uh uh I'll be needing to de-stress okay and CBD is the tool that I use to de-stress but I don't settle for any CBD products a recent study show that most CBD labels are way off in some products only contain 60 of what they claim melatonin products can be very inaccurate as well so I actually really do love next Evo Naturals I promise you I was in the meeting with the record label and I was talking to the guy over social media and he was saying he had problems 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mental stage crew faithful members what is what is cardi B she's she's afro-latina I know that yeah she like I'm black too oh she's Dominican and Trinny see that was that Dominican that's why I said a left-handed pitcher the Dominican they be in that baseball yes they do they be playing that baseball and that Dominican was in here cardi B needed trial for the Yankees when she throw heat like that 95 miles per hour straight down the scene they said you all you're doing is pitching and somebody put together a string she threw the shoe at the girl the Love and Hip Hop reunion she threw the chancla in Josh's culture through the chancla with the left and the offset video with um this most recent offset video jealous jealous she threw the the sandal again hit offset also she licked his jeans was kind of weird I get the sexual sensualness of it but jeans is a terrible fabric to lick and I know what my mind is just like I just did them look it's too rough minutes please the G's getting Liquors wild so here's the craziest thing about the cardi B tell me I seen three videos I see the other ones the whole thing I said unsolved me where's the Unsolved Mysteries music cue me out give me let me let me get my arms off side note the the other video that I saw um was on buzzfeeds self-proclaimed Tick-Tock attorney and I got a qualm with them is that the black dude with the the hair drives me crazy but I respect him so let's get to let's get the unsolved mystery sources say come on that before this fateful incident come on cardi B actually asked for fans to throw water at her and they did on a region however she said throw it on my puss and she allowed fans to throw water on her however the black woman in question was late very and apparently she didn't follow instructions video surveillance shows that after she threw the water she was immediately remorseful I'm so sorry I'm so sorry her face was terrible terrified she had already been hit with the microphone now she hadn't the woman beside her was wait I thought it hit her and then bounced the other angle show that it hit the uh hit the intended target first that was the third video and then the bounce off hit the person next to her but the black woman she ate the microphone but was she wrong or was she following instructions was she late or did she misplace her water find out next time on Unsolved Mysteries if you have anything you are dumb that will let us know about the whereabouts so now a pair the streets is saying I saw a letter allegedly cardi B is now a suspect in an uh in in a battery charge from throwing the mic from throwing that mic I don't know if it's because she hit the woman or the the Ricochet hit the other woman but I didn't know that she had asked to be throwing water yeah I found that out as I was as it kept coming up in my feed and I was like oh I because it did it seemed like so weird like obviously people have been throwing stuff at folks this has been the summer of throwing throws stuff that's why I'm like the fans have been connecting you would talk about let me tell you let me tell you the girl got the stitches I am going to bebe rexha yeah yeah I'm not coming out on the walkway where you end up in the middle of the crowd I'm standing back y'all just gonna have to listen to me y'all ain't gonna be able to see me that well because I don't want to be hit by nothing I'm gonna perform in them balls that the American Gladiators used to be in I'm gonna be in a cage I don't want it okay so then when I heard she was like throw throw water on my uh on me it's like not everybody has as good of aim as you cardi that's what you're assuming that everybody else here is Dominican everybody else here has practice at throwing things because I can tell you right now if it was me throwing I don't know I'm gonna Short Circuit the whole thing ain't ma'am you just threw it at the outlet I was aiming for Cardi's [ __ ] I just don't have good Aid I don't understand why listen I'm sure cardi wasn't thinking oh people are going to throw it in my face if people enjoy me but after especially seeing that girl being like oh God I'm so sorry it's gonna get whoop whoops I didn't need to do I didn't do it Mama cutie I did not I did not we can't be giving these people license to do anything but listen and groove listen I want to know how she like why did she throw it late did she get the information late somebody was like man we was just throwing water at her she's like what we can throw water here she's like no no no and she was like is it no it and it was a line drive oh yeah oh yeah there was no there was no Arc to that threat I mean she it was like she had just finished ax throwing somewhere because the way that Thor ham hammer hit that hit that person I said I just and I that's again I wouldn't be able to react like that as a star because I know I'm not going to hit the person intended you gonna hit somebody a mile behind them oh yeah you no yes it's gonna be behind me I'm gonna hit one of the band members uh sorry that threw water at me uh yeah ain't no way so do you think cardi was wrong now that because she asked do you think she opened herself up to what because at first sight it seemed like like we were like you were saying a first long uh another long line of people throwing stuff but yes and no you you're able to set boundaries on what people are allowed to do like just because what I mean okay no more yeah you're able to give someone an inch and not be like well if you give them an inch they'll take a foot no if I give you hits you get a goddamn on itch and if you take more they're great yeah they're repercussion however because we don't know people and we don't know people's intentions I would me personally me personally I would not feel comfortable giving people anything no and ever never it's like when you let people talk to you from the audience yes and they don't know that their time is now up uh did I tell you what happened in Louisville you don't tell me anything Kevin it's true angel you're an international rap Superstar though whatever no whatever whatever whatever whatever there was a we were in Louisville performing and I don't do crowd work in my yeah you typically don't I just do my jokes you paid to hear me laugh I don't be doing much crowd work period not nothing against crowd work that's just not uh part of Comedy I do I have a set that I plan I do I'll do improv based on my set but I don't be like what y'all doing here that's just not has been a thing I do in the middle of my set in Louisville for no reason I don't invite audience to participation like what y'all I don't be doing like too much of that dude just start yelling out roast the audience roast the audience so first I'm like okay maybe I'll just ignore him he won't he won't he will stop Kev Rush the audience like roast me I was like no man then he said why not first of all I don't want to second of all why are you talking to me like just me and you in here the audience there's a lot of black women in the front they're they're turning around face at him yes I said now they want to roast you oh and I couldn't see who the person was because the club was so dark and I said somebody said knock it you caught him a [ __ ] did I that does sound like something I would do I was about to say why you make it seem like that I don't remember calling him a [ __ ] you don't remember saying oh yeah I said no [ __ ] I don't want to I definitely said that uh no it's a black dude with uh I don't know I feel like he had locks but anyway after the show he went up to here and was like did I really uh did Kev really did I mess him up and Tim was like yeah man we don't roast the other side I don't roast people who pay money to see me nothing against people who do that's not my nothing about my comedy says I'm gonna do that yeah I don't I don't do crowd work I wish I did why do you wish you did boy them Tick-Tock crowd work people who do crowd work Nate Jackson and Matt Rife done blown up Matt's doing theaters now Matt Rife is on tour this is no hyperbole that's the white boy that white man from now until Christmas of next year sold out from here to Scotland dates in October 2024 are sold out now wow Nate Jackson blown up please believe if I had the skill I would have Josh and three cams one of me and Josh talked about it but I don't do it ain't gonna be as funny as theirs I do the stuff that I know and if I do that then everybody would see my jokes you talking about Seattle Nate Jackson Seattle Nate Jackson has been selling out all over the place because he said both of them also now here's the difference both of them also are good comedians outside of crowd work so they can and a lot of people don't do both equally as well tour the sold out tour Matt yeah I don't know that is diabolical yeah it might he might be in the two existence yeah but don't get me wrong I'm I'm not belittling crowd work comedians people who are good at crowd work it's perfect for a short form content yeah right and Nate and uh Matt are both good at it but they also are good at actual prepared material Andrew Schultz is really good at crowd work and good at Material even Akash but me Kevin I'll be like where are you from hold on Matt's Matt has a problematic World Tour yeah oh okay not slightly fully yeah so anyway um so people would talk why okay so giving them an inch the same thing you know I think Kentucky might just have a problem I did a couple of shows with um with my friend uh oh my God my brain just blank your friend he used to he had a stutter Andrew Lynch Drew Lynch Drew Lynch thank you I was like I'm missing it and the people it will piss me off every night there would be people who would just keep continuingly to try to have a conversation with him yes and I'd be like why do you think that people drove and paid their money to hear your voice that people I know people pay 65 not to they don't want to hear you I want to see that person they want every single joke he has inside of his body for this show and you are eating that time up yeah now I will tell you I did Jeremiah bullfrog the the improvised show stand up yeah I was much better at it than I thought but you know what I realized about crowd work what I don't like it I like to be in control but I thought you knew that no because I'm not aware of myself oh okay I think well I think you're a phenomenal stand-up you're off the cuff stuff way funnier that's why we should do on the unruly closing store and then we can shoot it and we can 80 let me tell you what 85 South boys y'all done messed up y'all don't set a blueprint I'll copy it to the T the only difference is that what I've been saying is I've never heard you say anything like that when it's my idea it's my idea I don't care if you said it first now get back in the kitchen me but uh but doing Jeremiah's thing I realize oh I'm not nearly as bad as I thought I would be but you know how I'd be controlled I feel like you only this is the only issue with off the cuff because we get the pleasure of your off the cuff is off camera as well it's how quickly can your filter come in yeah I don't know when I'm with y'all that that's here on adulterated cat amongst my friends yeah you are that's how I get Melissa to laugh you are insane and when I'm y'all my friend my brother my ruling cousin Kevin you all do get a great version of him you you also get a lot of his low-hanging fruit the stuff that's easy that he knows and told you to get out from behind there The Wizard of Oz is working leave it alone but when I tell you y'all don't really get the level to his comedic ability because of control Kevin wants to be able to to have and I think it's smart have a very good control over his branding over what Kevin on stage is to his audience and it makes it him a well-oiled machine however comma if this [ __ ] would ever just like give y'all a little peek some of y'all would run screaming I can't patreon and non these people I feel like could take it I don't know if the world the people who watch this program yeah like regularly yeah they could take it yeah because I think this version of me is though most close to my actual personality and if you watch this show they'd be like man I've done said some stuff or people will come see me do stand-up yeah yeah I feel like this show has opened the door for what your stand-up is evolving to be I think there's still some OG incorrect there's still some ogs that go to the shows that don't watch this no the the stand-up version I am now is the actual version I started with what happened was The Playmakers came so we put oh take that off okay church church church okay but if you saw me in Tacoma in 2011 you weren't as Church boys I didn't do I did I would end with church stuff like I do now but whatever I thought was funny was funny and because I know there was no church people in the audience I didn't even have to do none of that stuff I did a joke for example original cab I said the people who eated who and I did it killed that night I just never went back I only said it one time and this was a random thought I had on the wedding Club I said the first people who ate butt human butt probably like chitlins because if you can withstand the smell of chitlins of dookie then you prop then the human butt isn't that much of a jump but people who don't like chitlins have a harder adjustment period to actual butt because the butts butts stink and people thought and I said little hot sauce a little hot sauce maybe they didn't maybe they took the hot sauce off that transition probably not that great it killed and I just but that was just I could that's why so appreciative to Nate Jackson whatever I thought was funny that day I was like and people was dying but then The Playmakers blew up we built a church version of our YouTube stuff a lot of a lot of the original Playmakers jokes were jokes that I had done the first time I did stand up and we ran that for years until real Comedians and the first time I got closely back to myself self was slightly problematic that was as close to my original Cav okay comedy and that's where people were like I don't even know this is who is this man Kevin well listen I don't know I I feel like hopefully I set the atmosphere because I was up here cussing and saying nasty stuff before you got there and uh but yeah I I think I don't know why you would think you would be bad at audience work obviously it gets you know you get more comfortable the more you do it yeah but I think like you said the control control the control it's hard to control it's gonna come out your mouth if you don't plan it it really is it really is now listen I have been we're gonna go back to we're going to talk about me okay okay I have had some uh moments here lately where I've been having to like really tap into what I'm feeling and thinking especially as I'm introduced to a new audience and I'm 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stuff at this man these things I don't think this is not the same as getting water thrown on him no he's picking up these bra he's learning I I'm learning I didn't know they went to l I didn't know I thought it was I think I didn't I just didn't know d double d g has Kenisha ever said what size bra she wears she ain't told me I don't know I don't know all right I don't know uh I I know she's I'm only asking that because I know she's not like a a shot person about her having a large bosom show them titties those ain't no Double D's there's some there's some extra letters some extra letters yeah on them I didn't know I haven't really had a reason to go but to know these women that have two little people hanging from their neck but I never thought oh that's probably an F no I what I thought there was like pants I thought it was like 36 38 40 42 44. 48 whatever I didn't know I don't know they're like more like suits 36 wide oh you had it right with pants because you know the waist goes as well as the the leg goes okay okay so the rib this area goes as well as them titties and so you the way you could be uh uh fat and short right and have like a 42-28 you could also be tall and thin have a 30 36. uh-huh I wasn't aware of the pants is a good analogy yeah so titties and bras and pants more closely than we realized so there are some girls that are extremely thin that have gigantic breasts yeah and they are women that are like that are big backed and they don't have larger breasts it can go any way that you wanted to go but these brats regardless are like I'm giving him a bro now first of all this is Taylor's all the time people been throwing panties throwing panties and bras on stage since the beginning of time I'm sure they probably could have started a Victoria's Secret David in the Bible had some no both draws was them sure Marvin Gaye was like what's going on you know ah come on when he does it that was a good one come on man I bet they was on that harmful through them burlap thong at him he was like girl this material is Harsh I'm not wearing no draws what they throw they gotta throw something I don't know maybe their teeth you know well if I had some drawers David you know I would have thought it would just throw the walls of this stuff and smack him in his face because I know them things with smelling no smell crazy in that Old Testament when you can see the smell you know the smell just slowly traveling to his face and smacking okay just like watching David was like listen y'all smoking up in here sprinkle summer on hey what the hellabaster box at oh my God you need something about but I actually probably did that that back in the day that's pheromone coochie I know that gets to the animalistic nature of man pheromones aren't supposed to smell though no they but they can like if nobody taking a shower ever that's that's the smell then he probably like whoo girl yeah you got that regular you got that unleaded cool God it's just that hey that's that's the animalistic nature of man it ain't been washed you remember monterey jack on uh yes yes like Tom and Jerry whoa and that's what I was wondering about the Drake thing are they taking a bra off and throwing this one bringing an extra bra I think it's both that can't fit in a clear a little clearer that's a good point I think it's both they might be wearing because them girls with the big big titties you can't go very long without a bra they might might be doubled up yeah that's what I'm saying them big titties if they especially if it's early on the concert they still gonna be vibing they're not they're not gonna have a good time it's got to be a lot of strain on the lower lumbar if you think about it and Drake is stopping it for like five to ten minutes man 36 L find this woman immediately listen the reason why I can't throw off my bra and no concert is that it doubles as my purse okay so that means you getting my keys because you already know this is gonna be down in there lip gloss gonna be down in there I'm gonna make sure all that's out cell phone down in there I can charge your battery if you throw it all over my money oh there's gonna be so much in there a lot and don't let it be like a big big titty girl she can hide things in it I can't give you this bra because right now I gotta hold all my [ __ ] I got my keys man I got the whole who got a fatty pack because I gave up my purse I put a wine bottle under there I'm about to put my phone in my drawers what's the worst is that I always used to put money in my bra always because I wouldn't like have my purse on me what's the worst is at the end of the day and you got nickels and quarters stuck to your titties and you'd have forgot like I I'll be having quarters underneath my tit I'll be having headaches everywhere and they just be falling hitting the floor that is the worst y'all don't know nothing about that life but I'm telling you women be using they they braziers listen when I worked uh uh at Bank of America in this one of my worst uh experience one of my many bad experiences and they actually had to do a memo about this in the summertime women would open bank accounts and they would have you have to put like a hundred dollars in 25 to 100 to open your account and it'd be hot outside yeah they would pull it out of there and I'm talking about one lady pulled it out of her bra white woman pulled out of her bra and and it made that sound when it hit my desk I would have passed out I was like I've been like we can't take that that's counterfeit and I was like and they had to do a memo to to the people they're like hey if you put these signs on the door of the bank hey it's really hot outside so please don't remove money from your bra to pass to our workers because it's sweaty you gonna get this sweaty money I used to put money in my bra because I was always afraid of getting a pickpocketed I was always afraid somebody was gonna steal my money that was a real feel and it's gonna take a long time to get your brother oh if you if you're hustling with me up here hey so now you're fighting back now Angel yeah ah we got three 23 dollars get out of here yes scram you listen I mean now I don't really carry cash I don't have to worry about it but sometimes them credit cards be up there I'll be having the imprint of my credit card number stuck onto my chest where it's been mashed I'll be like read the CCV code off of my titty what'd it say 8639 American Express they got four dollars they got them four numbers on front um yeah no you're gonna get this hot sweaty ass money that's ditty Dirty Money yeah dirty I was like yeah but at that time I was like who's about to be rubbing on my like nursing from my titties I stopped doing this on the outside on the outside of the money it ain't inside your body right right I'm saying it's just money to skin if you touching it with your fingers your fingers you touch your face with my TV stay in place they don't be interrupt Trippers come in to the bank so I'm not here come in off the bank in in uniform oh in the thongs it's it's safe not thongs but a lot of money they've been moving around they would have hoodie over the you know what I'm saying regular stuff and they would and I'd be like you actually opened it up you can deposit it over there and strippers be paid oh as they should what cash as they should it's a lot of wash money but it is oh they're playing my song at Darius Dixon uh he texted me yesterday he's like they're playing your song at the strip club I was like thank you that's a great strip club song it is I'd imagine and you know strip clubs they don't want songs that are less than three minutes long I found that out being a rapper really yeah because they pay for the dancers oh yeah lap dances have to be three minutes at least so the a song they want songs to be at least three minutes so that it is clocks in and what the remix uh clocks in at three right at three perfect yeah we need to keep this in mind maybe I'm really cousins album also this story and this this is why I appreciate the patreon uh faithful members I didn't see this anywhere TD suggested this did you know this plastic surgeon in Ohio lost her medical license because she was live streaming her operation on Tick Tock while answering questions while ants listen let me read y'all the article and Ohio plastic surgeon who live streams some patients operations on Tick Tock had three patients report complications after surgery has had her State medical license revoke permanently Wednesday according to the state's Medical Board Dr Catherine Roxanne grah also known on social media as Dr Roxy will no longer be able to practice medicine in the state of Ohio spokesperson said in addition to revoking her license it's going to be fined 4 500 see an inside comment from the attorney representing grob blah blah blah let me read you the other parts she says she made social media videos because she wanted she loved teaching and wanted to explain cosmetic surgery to people outside of the field according to the times but as I stand here today this is her I see how many of those videos appeared silly and unprofessional she interacted with The Tick-Tock users during surgery's report says and one letter they did it October 9th 2018 the board told her she needed to maintain patient privacy when sharing photos or videos of her patients medical procedures on social media nearly three years later the board sent her another letter outlining additional concern the article had multi-fascial issues with the care of her patients including concerns regarding the lack of informed consent ethical concerns related to privacy and social media and avoidable complications that required surgical revision all right so are they saying that there were a couple people that she did the live surgery on that had complications or anything just in general she had they said she did some of the people that she was doing the life surgeries on had to have revision revisions they said she was uh hold on yes yes the letter basically said while she was live during my surgery she messed up and had to go back and fix her mistake oh now see no there are so many things wrong with this the consent is a big one I I can't believe that she wouldn't get consent before that seems crazy can you imagine waking up from a surgery and somebody sending you a tick tock and your doctor's like I don't like a cowboy thank you for the heart like or oh we don't took this silicone Out Boy this is the baby we're gonna we're gonna put this one in yeah now for tonight I'm going to Bubba why why are you doing this why while I'm unconscious especially because I just did my first Tick Tock live yesterday I didn't know how Tick Tock lives worked at all and I you know when people all of a sudden have like a uh elephant yeah I didn't know what was happening in those and so Victory had to explain to me that's when people are like sending you money and Gifts hey get this off of me listen no I have luckily found out beforehand but think about how dumb that looks the person is doing surgery on you then all of a sudden they turn into a [ __ ] elephant or and you know how sometimes you can't tell who the camera is supposed to be on what if the elephant shows up on you the patient while you're getting a BBL why you over there just because you know sometimes your breast and your navel look like a face they'd have made you into a cowgirl the crazy thing is listen call me crazy call me crazy I would think if you open up somebody's human body you might want to pay attention to what you're doing while their body has a slice in it I would think if you're going to be adding titty meat removing removing to the meat adding booty meat liposuction these are the things that she was doing she was doing bbls uh she performed surgeries on the breasts abdomen thighs arms and buttocks and bbls she the arm thing while I'm unconscious you know what I'm talking about brachial brachiolotomy I believe I don't know what it's called but I love it go ahead while I'm unconscious you are you are unticked first of all I don't even really I don't want your phone on right in the operating room no distractions plastic surgery is still a major surgery but we gotta understand we just could see the stupid she's doing these surgeons don't care true but at least you don't know you wake up they could have been practicing whatever her mistake is recording it period but recording is not enough she was live streaming she was live streaming so this is where I'm like double-edged sword a part of me is like yeah live stream it so if you mess up there's already proof out there you gonna pay me right where these other doctors you don't find out until well after fact and you have to go to another doctor to find out your post there's a puncture or there's a scalpel still inside your titty that's the reason why you over here and you don't have no feeling in your left arm can you imagine watching a tick tock live and the doctors performing the surgery and she's like oh uh I gotta cut this off cause you gotta take the glove off to cut the live off absolutely like you really gotta sleep all right go live do you rescribe are you going live before you scrub no no is somebody else started the camera for you listen plastic surgery is not as sterile as a rig this is not open heart they are not sterile like that they be taking bites on a sandwich all right let's move that nipple up there that uh give me my Sprite it is not as sterile as no open heart or no uh any of these other major surgeries uh cesarean or anything like that what I will say is um I think if she could have either gotten one not either one gotten permission from the patients and then not did questions during I think those two will be fine because we can watch surgeries online all the time that's not anything new yeah it's the interaction that makes it seem like you're not paying attention it's just like no no like I don't start if there's a beef happening between you and somebody on the thing and you getting angry and you aggressive with me like yeah it could be whatever ah it's been about no all black lives matter not all lives matter I would be like it I don't care what that person thinks I do not care Buffy Buffy I need you to focus on this human uh body that's open right now what do you do if a patient dies while you're live streaming ask for gifts please um so uh yeah guys so that's the machine it's acting up uh we're going to take a five and uh hopefully this patient has policy genius let me tell you it's important to have insurance uh especially when you're having surgery and whatnot and you have loved ones that depend on you financially if you have a family like I do you know how much your loved ones depend on you and in the worst case scenario you wouldn't want them to worry about money a good life insurance plan can give you the peace of mind that if something 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get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save that's policygenius.com and again the reason she got in trouble is because she did not have these patients consent and she was interacting with users during their surgery that's why I said if she could have removed those two listen my doctor was like can we do before and after pictures I said absolutely not you'll have to have those in your mind I said no I don't want my titties on your website these are my titties not for anybody else to see nope for this is not even during surgery no no nope I don't know why you phrasing it that way these are my titties Cash Money listen you don't go down the corner oh listen but you went down the corner I didn't go to do credit care I said I didn't pay for these cities in full no no you basically that's a nude you got to me yeah you can Revenge nude you and now that I'm already done sold them down to TMZ this is Angel cities no no they got credit card marks on them quarters stuck to it now that's how people gonna know though them definitely angels look at that look at that big old nickel on a nipple oh all right next topic Angelina Briscoe shout out to faithful members that Asian man who paid 14 000 to become a collie did you see that I did see first of all that costume was lit it was freakishly good oh yeah it was like I was like hold on I mean obviously he's a humongous dog yeah but I was like at first glance I was like where's his head where his head how big is he yeah because I can't tell if he's a small man obviously the hands part kind of gives it up because you see like the cuff and stuff but the dog face part if I were walking down the street and I'm just like you know have my headphones in I wouldn't immediately notice I tried to get that dog pregnant granted she is a girl dog Lottie would have been like let me put some in you would not have known that this was a man you know not only is it costume lit this man is full blown crazy 14 people got money and he said he said it was his dream to become an animal and he spent 14 000 USD to achieve his dream and the company makes like uh they like make costumes for like movies and stuff and you know so they did an outstanding job oh they did an amazing job I saw the close-up of it and I was like wow yes but what is wrong with him it's when I first saw that video Angel the black parent in me jumped out I said get your butt off that dog on ground get off the floor walking on your hands people done peed and spit on the street why does he want to be a dog though Kevin is there an animal that you would want to be that bad I want I like dogs for doggy style it's my favorite style wow it's a great style but would you want to be doing doggy style dressed up as a pit bull first thing let me tell you what I have a problem with it seems like it would be sweltering oh absolutely he's gonna die the thought of having all that costume plus fur on all the time is enough for me to never do that I hate being I'm hot right now the AC ain't blowing like it should in here so no I couldn't do that if I were to be an animal I would be uh probably a brolic kangaroo why does it have to be brawler because I love I love those prison prison push-ups just look like they want all the smoke kangaroos I want to be in Australia walking around regular not hopping walking regular as a fully brolic kangaroo like the costume that could be made in people thousand percent completely did you see that remember that video that guy the kangaroo had that guy's dog and he walked up and bunched it in the face you never saw that you didn't see that I don't know did you see it Josh I've only seen kangaroos fighting you've never seen the guy oh my God he punched Angel here the kangaroo had his dog he walked up squared up with a kangaroo and and he socked it in the face in the kangaroo with the kangaroo let his dog go oh no it's fine it's fine it's from timu and I haven't figured out how to set it up well well the table got his dog in a headlock watch him suck it oh they said ah so he had already let the dog go and he was like pal that's for having my dog in the headline because I mean I feel like he probably thought well if I turn my back on you you might oh yeah pounce on my back and apparently the way kangaroos hurt you they have a really sharp claws yeah so I was watching the like kangaroo expert I was fully into this when this came out and he's like he has a thing in the headlock so and when he jumps he tried to stab but he missed the dog so he was going to try and kick stab and that's what the dude was like and the kangaroo was like Hey and then he just walked up thank God because that kangaroo would have been like you and the dog won't be dead you would have admitted if that kangaroo was Bruce Lee if he would have turned around and wiped the spit off the side of his mouth or blood that was the best thing Bruce Lee ever did somehow getting punched and enjoying it was more terrifying than beating somebody up I think people think they can do that in real life I listen when I was a little kid I had seen that and I was like I'm gonna do this because I used to get in fights all the time and this kid punched me and I and I went to do it and my jaw just clicked and I was like ah you know he get punched on and I was just like and I wasn't bleeding so I couldn't do either things and it hurt way more than it looked like Bruce Lee's hurt I was just like all right I don't want to do this anymore listen it started pain causing me instant tears even if I'm not crying you know what I'm saying so you're hitting the nose it's automatic you automatically it's connected nose and tears messed up now and I'm not crying cause I'm scared I'm crying cause I'm really so mad and my voice does this it does this all the time get ready to meet your demise you really missed the Bell does somebody have some tissues uh enjoy I was working at a doctor so much trouble what is the place that I worked I worked at a community center and a kid accidentally hit me in the face with a ball it hit me right here on the nose and you can't you can't cry in front of hood kids because you're not coming back right but there was nothing I could do with the tears I was like I am so angry right now I was like they're like beside you okay I was like yes trying my best I was like tears y'all better not them tears were just building up on my fingernails because them tears were like oh no we're coming you got hit in the nose we've got to come across oh I I didn't like uh cry but the T I could not stop them people ask you are you good you good yes yes yeah go go sit in a corner I had to pull myself together one time I was having a pretty tense business conversation I had to tell somebody about themselves and I'm an angry crier right but I am more pissed than anything Angel lost all my leverage oh no Kevin my voice cracked in the tenseness of the conversation I was like first of all you don't understand what I've lost oh I've been like over there take a five minute break so you can get yourself together you really have made a big mistake buddy I'm gonna leave now angel I was so embarrassed I went get my car like now throw why would you win cause I was pissed Beyond festivity and my body was like you a little hurt too aren't you no dang it you gotta be like I'm having an allergic reaction let me go get my EpiPen in the car you can't you can't just dive out the meeting without an excuse it was the absolute worst oh I didn't know you were angry angry oh my God since I was a little kid I used to be so mad like why am I crying oh it pisses you off that it's happening I'm not connected to it because I'm pissed I'm more pissed than anything but somehow my body's like hey you don't really like what's happening right now I'm like get back in here so glad I've never made you that angry and if that did happen we both would be laughing soon after I've been like oh no [Laughter] no old friend I'm sorry whatever it is like just hug it out I'm sorry whatever I did I'll fix it I'm so sorry no I see the tears here but the thing about being an angry cry is like you really are mad I know your body betrays you because it it feels like your brain connected the wrong emotion like I want to be gritting my teeth it's like man throw some tears down and crack his voice what right now you heard it everybody knew it nobody acknowledged it I paused I'm having a us I must ate some peanuts if you're gonna blame it on something else it's just like so what I was saying was this Jack let me tell you what the deals not closing you know what next time if that ever happens just go all the way in oh yeah you have to just go ahead and let the tears go It Go no go all the way in that way understand I'm so mad at you absolutely not so bad I would rather move to New Mexico I'd rather move to Clovis New Mexico and live out the rest of my life until just cry I need to just cry I don't want to cry [ __ ] I'm a thug I know but cry nah they don't but they don't do it like right then no you know what's funny about thugs one of my boys is a full-on crib in jail at this moment this [ __ ] is the most expressive vulnerable loving I mean his Instagram captions be I'm talking about pure unadulterated love oh you know what I'm saying I mean but it's [ __ ] lingo yeah but it is thug behavior and I'm like [ __ ] you are this is a beautifully this is touching but that [ __ ] keep that thing on him will rob you did crimes but that [ __ ] Is For Real a lover and a fighter and he'll knock another out so why don't you let you like that three-dimensional be the boss that cries when people mess up why hey Joel We Said nine it is not 20. respect my time and I would be like I'm so sorry Kevin what if I had to fire people and I couldn't retain my emotions it'd be okay you'd be okay that's funny that's funny it's really funny all right we gotta go bald and a brother folks live on patreon listen join our patreon to Growing beautiful Community it is um I love it we're I'm low-key chewing on the idea of a stagecon chewing somebody asked me that they were like is crucial happening I ain't gonna be called that somebody said that you get sued if you call it Cruella I thought that was a great name I did but somebody was like DJ Envy already got sued for some cello he put they jealous you sell all the tickets and be like all right yeah apparently Coachella is exactly what they do they gonna let you sell your tickets be like oh you did a great job I think Khan is safe though oh yeah everybody crew cons sagecon whatever the time too they use that I'm chewing on the idea I am I don't know and dream con was a massive success it looks so fun oh my God I didn't go I was about to say because you're supposed to take my child yeah I didn't go I couldn't go and I really I wanted to they already see boys didn't offer me tickets and I could not make it we were choosing our wedding venue and my parents were here it was the whole thing uh so anyway um chewing on that idea I don't know when or where but just know I'm chewing and I could chew for years it's true uh so anyway love you guys uh we will see you in a few minutes on patreon for the bald and beautiful and then angel I will figure out how to do when we'll do the bonus likely are you Thursday Thursday all right all right we'll see y'all [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause]

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Published: Wed Aug 02 2023