Will Ferral - How I Became A Pimp

right tired of explosions and people pointing guns at me I want to go back to my desk guess what life gets loud sometimes and messes with your ears you can't escape it by hiding at your desk for your whole life you know what yes you can I've done it for years okay there's no explosions at my desk there's no explosions at at my home with my playing wife in my playing house who are you afraid of man I'm your partner you can tell me what the hell are you hiding from I was a sophomore in college the university I went to decided they needed to raise tuition classmate of mine Brenda an effort to raise money and stay in school came up with a nifty plan where she thought she'd date guys and in charge of money I go on dates all the time with a whole bunch of you know boys and stuff and I kind of need somebody to help me out like you know my partner in crime yeah I can make a I can make a schedule yeah yeah yeah that's what I was thinking provide transportation services yeah yeah me good time thanks so much for a said she needed my help to make sure the dates went okay and the guys paid her she said she'd give me a percentage oh my god you were a pimp what god no no I was just trying to help a friend you started making a lot of money and wouldn't you know at some Brenda's girlfriends decided they want to be a part of it pretty soon there were about 14 ladies that I was protecting while they gave me money that's called the stable horse started I shouldn't use my real name so we came up with the name Gator telling you your peb know are you even listening to the story anyway one day I wake up and I look in the mirror and I don't like what I see I mean I I had gotten out of control and I didn't even realize it I can't have a conscience in the pimp game one night two of my favorite girls candy and Jolene said we got to take you and they dropped me off at the emergency room that's where I met Sheila I was a mess I made a promise to myself and to her that I would never get out of control again so as soon as I graduated from college I became an accountant for the police department the most stable job I could think of an accountant for law and order I just don't ever feel out of control like that ever again don't worry I got your back I say we go get nervous on his grill see if he cracks tired of all his tippy toeing around okay

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Id: Tk5_RS6_H8g

Length: 2min 44sec (164 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 16 2011