Why You Shouldn't Trust Austrians - Victoria 2

[Music] the playing Victoria twos really good for me because no one else knows how to play it I've got a monopoly on Victoria to kind of what the game is all about now I think about it monopolies now I know I keep feeding this whole cool math games mean because it was it's pretty funny but uh it's getting a little out hand like this is a whole artillery only thing like times fifty it's that bad yeah I'll do cool math games but I'm not gonna do as a sub-goal if I know if we hit three hundred and forty thousand subscribers by I know xx I would do cool math games as the next video of wise I'll do it as my Christmas special that way you know best of both worlds yeah eleven thousand subscribers and like three four days that's really not possible but hey if we if we manage to do it sure if not I'll still probably do cool math games now even I already know you guys are like making like 50 alts to subscribe right now I cut it's no man worth else see you are app so if you're new to watching Victoria 2 on my channel I'm currently trying to play all of the major nations to which I've basically done all the fun ones so far there's only a couple left for us to do and one that I'm really not looking forward to Austria yeah I've never actually done a proper Astra gaming base Victoria let alone in hpm so this is going to be pretty interesting Domo France game I think we need to immediately take proshare out before they you know take me out now I'm fairly certain I start off way stronger than pressure especially since I've managed to ally so many random people and Russia so what we'll see how this goes I've got us trust such a mess I've got North German polish let's see what else do I need some south jump it more North Joe and get some Ukrainian guys and there some north Italians in my army and some Hungarian has asked me a pretty fun trying to communicate to you guys how to do literally anything first what would pressure actually went astonishingly well and on top of that the Russians also snuck a little bit of land off them I don't know if I'm ever gonna need that back but uh I don't really want to fight the Russians yeah are we knock brochure out a great power but they're already getting back up so I think we need to go back in yeah this is basically what I'm gonna do for the rest of the game good news every party I've solved that whole Polish corridor thing because now it's owned by Austria who really wanted to go to the full-text 8 trust me when I say these borders were only gonna get worse just in time for a Hungarian revolt oh I can create the South German Federation but before we do that let's go sneekly take alsace-lorraine off the French Oh at URI have a humiliate castles belly on them how convenient I formed the South German Confederation I don't know if that's really were fix I'm not gonna try and for Germany in this game because you know I've already done Germany plus it's much funner just to make Germany look really bad yeah on top of that I got a lot of infamy for releasing Alsace Lorraine so I could form the South German Federation so what I'm gonna do is I'm actually gonna go ahead and release all this Italian land because one I don't really care and two I still don't really care about Italians and you know whenever Italy forms are gonna have permanent claims on that land and just constantly declare war on me for the rest of the game so it is what it is plus you know it frees up more space for me to take land off Prussia now I'd be really nice that we could just keep crusher in this nice shade of white for the rest of the game yeah I didn't even take land that time it was literally just for the sport of it that's very interesting the Pope's attempting to free people from the Two Sicilies is it a crusading time I've definitely messed with the natural balance of things because belches it's a great power yeah I don't think they like that whole Koch crusading in the 19th century thing because they've just forced a republic on him poor mr. Pope interesting so because the South German Federation became a great power I think they stopped being my satellite which is just very rude of you a short might as well get the Hungarians to stop shooting at me ah look at me now I'm a big Brown splotch upon Europe that's like brown I can't really tell ah the French are trying to get Alsace back from the South Germans which is convenient because I was just about to go to war with the South Germans also precious got loads of German pan just hanging around I don't know what they're going to do alright birthed you South Germany and now it's time for me to end you because you know you developed free four and wanted your independence there for you you're a monster or I can already tell some people are not going to be happy about what I've just done here not happy at all found out those German pan nationalists were gonna do they just flipped all of Prussia to South Germany ah excuse me damn Germans are like an annoying fly every time I keep swatting you just keep coming back though saying that doesn't look like the South Germans are in a very stable state maybe we could just keep destabilizing them and hopefully they won't come back ten times stronger oh that goes Ellie and I are merely gonna cast a spell e on them so might as well use it really the South Germans found to turn car moves - are you kidding look at their country just look at it how can they find anything hey oh just get the Roman Republic a bit more land then we'll see what happens and uh okay I'm just making Europe a mess aren't I right so the Rhineland broke free that's news breaking news number one and secondly a Roman Republic just got bigger and Modena broke free so at least looking pretty good oh great I created communism yeah I realize a France Rita account stays Lorraine after South German so I think this time around I'm just gonna have it for myself why the hell is Britain seeking out the caucuses and the Duchess eating out Lithuania and the Germans are just seeking out themselves probably I can make a claim for Bosnia sure why not sounds like that won't cause some saw a world war later on Oh influence in Serbia ILO fig that's gonna go too well for me the second British liberation of Montana there's been two of these the hell is going on over here else Lavinia broke free and it's it's quite literally in two little provinces right here and they immediately turned into a dictatorship oh I don't think it leaves feeling to Kurds that's a lot of reactionaries of Sweden got the Congo and I mean they got a casus belli on them I've already ordered their mark so I guess I can head up to Sweden two ago first bit a proper color and I think we've done and we get the bass Congo the bars Congo but bossy Congo that's what we got this we got this ah polar wants to break free from Russia well of course I support you yeah Russia wants a white piece but I'm not gonna go ahead and accept that considering this could be me Russia Spain and Belgium having a war together you know my research great walls this would technically be considered a great war Austria and Belgium vs. Spain and Russia oh no and invaded Egypt yet so I guess I'll do it but I don't think I've ever seen China Russia ask for an alliance what the hell so you may ask yourself why exactly am I about to release Sudan what happened in my war with Egypt well uh for some reason the peace deal ended up like this and I can take the rest of the land and I've just got that random province in Sudan so yeah so yourself why is Jerry being seized down for like 50 years is it separate or false or is it the say it's the same one it's the same revolt that you saw 50 years ago is the austro-hungarian conquest of Zanzibar are you kidding me there have been four Liberation's of Montana yeah I'm trying to get wherever I can from Africa for the simple factors it's really easy to get rid of infamy later in the game well they were just dealing with the other revolt they had but now the German pan nationalists have risen up in South Germany I don't know who that's gonna go to oh yeah when you sent me that Alliance China wasn't really expecting you to actually call me into anything but I you got it my dude it's all on you I guess I didn't ever have to actually deal with that land that Russia took because now Prussia us back in their ancestral homeland of Prussia ashore Turkey I'll join wherever that great idea do you realize that was gonna start great war but here we are yeah I probably should have joined China's war against Russia because they're actually just stomping all over Russia and on top of that they're also taking out Britain some things are just kind of ingrained to happened Russia's in a great war and they've revolted into the Soviets so yeah the the great wars over you you guys don't like me anymore do you so just finish my great war with Russia and now they want me to back them in a crisis but I'm gonna say no to that I'd rather back the Altai Union I don't know what that is but they sound like my type of nation and we didn't even wave someone's back them they've already won so uh hey you are Spain and Sweden have somehow managed to make it to an 11:00 colonial race in this one province that they're gonna have a war over this well there goes the Soviet Union yeah I don't know what's going on with China in this game but they're they were actually really quite strong and they're they're beating the British now what oh my god that's why oh well I just got a free annexation of what was left of Egypt and didn't have to release suit dad after all I guess you know it's a good event when the text doesn't even fit on the screen I looked away for about five minutes and I came back to this I broke ji really broke them forever I said about the war that's gonna start over this colonial province well guess what it's now going to be a great war Oh God that the North German Federation broke free in the northwest journey but South charity still owes that no fee I am so sorry for what I've done I I can't lead there's a great war over this but then again there's been four wars over Montana this game believe it or not this isn't the first time in Austrians actually siege doubt Paris yeah I didn't realize they even went communist but now apparently the dictatorship is not what it used to be well I I'm kind of cleaning up the borders in Germany a bit but uh it's still disgusting that's mean I got a release I never liked five African countries to get me in for me down there yeah the broader is aren't looking too pretty over here that's all I'm saying not only is there another liberation of Montana but now the u.s. is actually trying to dismantle the Canadian Empire on top I didn't this man Oprah and I've not really been paying attention to them behalf of India's broke free which means a free real estate right go beating up France so hard that they're now actually wanted to a lie with me and that's probably because Belgium took land when did that happen yeah because America was in that great war with France me I did this manner of them so the borders over here they're looking pretty bad too and I I just invented jazz Austrian jazz I just also fired another potential great war I don't think so I'm trying to free lift away you know in a crisis basically yeah thankfully Mike one and only true ally the Chinese are coming to help me out wait can I get Japan and China both to help me out my war with Russia please Japan oh my god a well oh if you thought the other peace conferences were really bad well I've got some good news for you this one is still really bad Ostrom I look so disgusting and Tim Moore is now also a dictatorship how has it taken up until 1916 for someone to finally shoot one of my empress a Nazi would I have done to the world yeah America's protecting Serbia for some reason it's not a great war but I think the odds are definitely heavily weighed in my favor yeah well see her on Serbia well that's a that's definitely the end of this I have done some unspeakable things to the world I really I think this is the worst I've ever done in Victoria like territory and Matt wiser but it was also a total I own fit the Philippines when did I even take this yeah I hope you've enjoyed the video though I hope you leave a like it the subscribe button this one's probably gonna be a bit longer I don't know I've been recording for so long I wanted to play like as long as I can and so much weird happened then yeah I'm gonna end this off by forming Yugoslavia just to make this even worse that it already was but until next time guys I'll catch you around it's so bad to look at

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Length: 12min 40sec (760 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 18 2018