Giving a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure NOOB an Impossible Quiz...

so my friend jack has not watched a single episode of jojo's bizarre adventure so as an avid fan of the series i decided to make a quiz to test how far his knowledge really extends these are the results all the questions are multiple choice so this should be pretty easy okay first question who has the coolest stand wait whoa whoa wait hit the brakes isn't that uh yeah this one's short answer okay first off i don't know what a stand is i'm pretty sure that's like their pokemon this isn't fair jack i thought this was the easiest question of the whole quiz yeah i feel like it's either dio or jojo is it joe or joe turo it's joe i think you talked the most about dio so i'm going to say deal uh i'm sorry jack that one's wrong it's actually echo zach 3 but that's okay that was a bonus one so the actual first question what is the title name of part one a stardust crusaders okay that sounds familiar is it b phantom blood is it c battle tendencies or is it d golden wind i don't recognize the second and the third one i think golden wind is a later one so i'm gonna say ay stardust crusaders i'm sorry jack it's actually b phantom blood no dude i already got one wrong oh yeah um no i've never heard of phantom not many people talk about the first two seasons or parts no the next two i think are pretty easy you got this i feel like that one should have been easy but it's okay we'll move past it i think it should have been as well question number two who is not in the main cast of characters of part three oh my god okay is it a jotaro cujo b kakuen if you did this we're like you just messed with her last names i'm gonna be so pissed this quiz isn't that slimy giorno jovana is it d jean pierre pauline f it's either b or d giorno that sounds familiar kakuen or pauline f paul and raph yeah accuwein kind of sounds like a villain i'm going to say kakuin i don't yep you really you you wanna yep you are over two uh uh off the bat dorno giovanna is in part five you are shameless you knew i would recognize the na all right move on move on who is not an actual joe star is it a jolene cujo b jonathan joestar c george joestar or is it d jerry joestar oh it's either george or jerry jolene i think is like the newest one jerry joestar jerry final answer that's right [ __ ] cherry jerry joe star how many current parts are there of jojo manga included is it a six b eight is it c seven is it d ten they just came out with six or seven for the show so i'm gonna guess eight final final jack i am proud of you it is part eight part nine is coming soon what is yoshikage kira's tell for being stressed is it a he has sex with a multitude of women is it b he enjoys a nice hoagie from saint gentleman's bakery c he loses all of his hair until he goes bald or is it b he bites his nails until they fall off i'm like picturing a jojo character like gnawing at their nails like a like a lawn mower the nails final answer no that's like changing your rock paper scissors answer after i said yes final yep that is correct jack he does bite his nails until they fall off they grow at immaculate pace what kind of animal accompanies the crew in jojo's part three is it a a cat b a dog is it c a turtle or is it d a snake oh man well i've seen like a tiger before in jojo's are you making fun of me right now are you making fun of me because of the rocco morrow thing or whatever you got to be a tiger dude no a road shimaru is not is that a tiger is it one of the jojo's like a safari guy i thought he has like a tiger maybe he has a snake so wait run through him again um cat dog turtle or snake i don't think it would be a dog that seems a little too normal for jojo snake final answer okay um it was actually a dog wow something so normal what is giorno giovanna's main purpose in the series a to become a mob boss b to sell ice cream on 5th street is it c to kill dio brando is it d to enact the heaven plan sell ice cream on 5th street final answer no no oh so specific what the hell do you mean it's mob boss i wanted to become a mob boss you wanted to become a mob boss that's a lame dream yeah i know i think selling ice cream is much more uh you know attractive i know someone's been watching way too much of the sopranos what duo in the series rewards their partner by feeding them sugar cubes while they wear a frog costume do you need me to run that back this show sounds really cool they reward their partner with sugar cubes like a horse except they're a human and they're dressed up as a turtle frog a frog is it a prosciutto and pesci b josuke and okuyasu i i [ __ ] up that name is it c seco and chocolata or is it d babakio and fugo i'm gonna say c final answer you would be correct yes dude i'm putting the modelo glasses on this is a modelo lightning round whose stand is named after the classic rock band queen is it a jodhrokujo b yoshikage kira c robert e o speedwagon or is it d suzy q oh my gosh speedwagon final answer you can pause question your thought process is there a thought process that can go into this not really exactly it was yoshikage kira how many crashing planes has joseph joestar been on okay is it a four b two c seven or is it d five oh my god they're four or five i feel like you think seven's too much that's too much and two is an absolutely low number yeah who cares if two planes went down right i'm gonna say five final answer again you can pause there's no thought process it was four he's been on four crashing plans how did i misremember that one crash listen chat and people in the video this is a spoiler for part six and seven manga it's a really minor one but if you don't wanna listen to it plug your ears and i'll put a time stamp on the screen right now okay this is my favorite question by the way what character has not made an appearance in the series is it a jesus christ is it b vincent van gogh c mickey mouse or is it d michael jackson i think it has to be mickey mouse disney is very very stringent with their copyright there's no way they would allow such a terrible show to use their mouse michael jackson i think van gogh could make sense for a show like jojo's jesus christ see mickey mouse final answer mickey mouse is actually in the show him along with pinocchio snow white was the answer i was actually d michael jackson but uh jesus christ vincent van gogh and mickey mouse have all made rounds in the series i gave it my best shot which band is not among the names of the three antagonists in part two my god okay is it a ac dc b the cars is it c wham exclamation point is it d black sabbath ac dc and black sabbath are so on the nose that i feel like they are he said wham and the cars wham exclamation point i've never heard of either of those bands if i'm being honest really wham made that one like christmas song and you said they're vampires they're vampires yep i think black sabbath sounds like one i think ac dc works too i'm gonna say the car's final answer unfortunately cars is actually a band is it wham it is not wham it is actually black sabbath it sounds like a vampire i'm failing class so hard right now dude it's okay this was just revenge for the naruto one i felt dumb so i had to well on a boat in part five what does the gang do while torturing the severed head of a man is it a begin enacting a pre-choreographed dance sequence b cook a three-course meal with lava cake as dessert or c is it challenge each other to a extremely graphic thumb war or is it d all of the above the only one i'm hesitant on is b with the food but they got they got to eat somehow and fuel themselves d all the above that sounds exactly as just off the wall as jojo's like picture as endearing as that sentiment is to my favorite show it's actually just a pre-choreographed dance sequence would you like to watch it yeah let's watch it okay are you liking it hello is this thing on i won't lie that's a pretty sick dance thank you i have to give credit where credit's due would it make you watch the show let's move on with the quiz what main character in the series has been reverted back to his child shelf and shown his penis on camera we're really not proud of this one is it a joseph joestar b dio brando is it c paul enough or is it d divolo i'm going to say dio unfortunately d.o did not get slanted that hard i just thought because he's a villain this was his whole reasoning for being a villain this was his creation story unfortunately no was not dio it was paul enough and my roommate walked in on me while i watched this scene and i have never been more ashamed to watch a tv show in my life is it like one of those like animes normal when you're watching it and then as soon as someone walks in i wouldn't call this anime normal but the other parts of this anime are definitely more normal in part two what does the nazi army create to combat the vampires is it a they implant machine guns into their soldiers chests b keeps them far underground in a nuclear chamber c they use mega-powered uv stage lights to melt them or is it d all of the above damn it i hate these all of the above the stage light sounds really convincing oh the above all the above final answer you would be correct jack these are all all things they did to combat the vampires in part two okay here's the last question of the entire quiz jeff i gotta get i gotta get another one who is on your mousepad oh the booboo wait can i get it yeah yeah so i have the levi one i believe oh my god that [ __ ] is clapping so who is this is it a diobrando b joseph joestar is it c bruno butzeretti or is it c krilbus clump frog okay it's not d.o because dio has like yellow hair i don't think i've even heard the other teenager i'm going to say joe tarot i think it's him in a disguise or something i think i've gotten the lore of it one time who did you say joe taro is b no oh joseph i'm gonna say joseph i'll answer you would be correct that is joseph in disguise why are you squeezing them because they're fun what's my final score i don't know i have to calculate them but there is one bonus question that will pass you the exam because you are in danger of failing this is huge this is huge is jojo peak anime that's humiliating do i throw away uh like my word i have to answer honestly and i honestly have to say no since i've never seen it you got a 41 percent joe just speaking out of me okay well guys my stream has to end it's over everybody go home [Music]

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Length: 11min 20sec (680 seconds)

Published: Fri May 27 2022