Whose Line Is It Anyway - My Favorite Dating Service Videos

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[Music] now it's gone to a game called dating service video this is for all four of you call Narayan come get a box of hats Greg and Wayne come and get a box of hats as a game the Quickfire game goes back and forth then they have to use their box hats to come up with as many examples as possible of the world's worst dating service video starting with Colin and Ryan [Applause] well mostly I'm used to working with children you're a piece of metal I'm a piece of metal when things get real hot we kind of fuse together it's their legs [Music] [Applause] just use your imagination [Applause] and I never break honey do you do you enjoy long walks in the garden followed by a frenzied run into the house into that kind of unusual kinky sort of date we've got someone fit for a king here King out of the gate it's breast the head of penis penis coming up [Music] my daddy was a jockey and he taught me how to ride he said Greg you got to go inside the Sun I don't have a much experience I put the book in poke looking for a younger girl she's in elementary school my dear one when I think of what age girl I'd like to go out with well it's elementary my dear Watson I am Bishnu to destroyer [Music] all hands on deck care to come sit in my cockpit I'm as much fun to make as I am to eat [Applause] dare to suck on a Cuban for a while hey if I can keep a souffle up for hours i plump when you cook me by magically delicious [Applause] if I don't come in less than 30 minutes I'm free so you wanna go on a date you don't want to go on a day out this is how thick you want a day we'll have better than later on a little room [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I like long walks in the sand [Applause] don't tell me you're in for someone named woody big bash I am predicting a lot of booty tonight [Applause] I really have nothing to say I just like wearing I don't have one I just wanted to wear this I don't have one I'm just really hungry my boat - like virgin I'm ready for your parry if you're ready for my thrust care to have a three-way I'm from Minnesota we have come for your women it's okay I'm wearing a rubber lie to me girl like hi I'm to start my own ABC sitcom [Applause] hi I'm drew Carey [Applause] did you know Africa is a continent [Applause] my name's Mimi and I'll take any one but that drew Carey [Applause] hi I've been trapped on a desert island for the last seven years with a movie star and a professor and I need it hello I'm Colin Mochrie [Applause] hello I'm Colin Mochrie [Applause] sometimes I like the guarding decisis great put Paul on Colin's older brother I'm Erik Estrada hi I'm Carol Channing hi I'm Michael Jackson hi I'm the annoying guy you've seen the bleachers at every football game I'm a rather important royal figure in England hi I'm a member of Congress I'm a young Republican [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] [Applause] I'm looking for a girl who can keep her mouth shut [Applause] I've been with presidents but I love the common man okay maybe you didn't understand what I was [Music] you find me very attractive I'm looking for the elusive Canadian beaver give me your poor you're rejected anyone I really want anyone now that you're in my cockpit do you mind if I act [Applause] yo I'm from Beverly Hills and I be pimpin sorry I just meant to nibble your ear [Applause] that was bizarre come on I'm horny now its penis coming hard happy birthday now blow me out [Applause] trick-or-treat once you're stocking stuff this Santa Claus will have no problem fitting in your chimney [Applause] I can't do that [Applause] all the better to eat you with how would you like to ride a winner [Applause] maybe we can have a little dinner and later go back to your hole I want you to squeal like a pig city boy I'm very sensitive I like to cuddle don't like the rain much Christa's in the studio care to have a frog in your throat oh you can measure me but you won't be throwing me back [Applause] [Applause] I also have two in the bush [Applause] I'm looking for hidey-hidey-ho I want to make love to you and your little dog well I've got my brain now there's only one thing I need yeah why not try me we could ride bareback care for a little probe yes captain I'd like some booty I'd like to visit Uranus I am your father I am your mother how would you like to experience the real a walk adventure [Applause] Hey then he gonna be a rabbit oh yes little Puritan you'll want to give thanks after I will turn my butter [Applause] [Applause] as a police officer from San Francisco [Applause] okay boys [Music] want to go down south on a mountain Mountie I've I'm from Express Mail and I absolutely have to be there overnight all right that'll be 1250 [Music] for the taxicab ride things are horrible come play on my obstacle course [Applause] you've got one down to go yeah poor little Patriot liked to help me raise Old Glory put your hands up okay now jiggle around a little let me be the gatekeeper to your portals of joy Gondor needs woman let me help you hit those high notes all right this is the last time I'm getting excited all the ladies say blow Satchmo blow no baby you better be prepared [Applause] less about sexual intercourse MacMurray [Applause] [Applause] hello I am hung like snake that's what I'm hung like my family came on the Mayflower and the winner is penis I like long walks this is my friend Gord no he's a great bumpkin yes screw it I'm not under protection that's it again what urgent okay no one here me know maybe it's because of this mask I well I'm out of the caterpillar stage screech [Music] to reach you put wings on well I'm a Klingon by trade but what I'm not funny I sit here with this fucking thing on my hand [Laughter] [Music] I have a giant fish head on I'm 42 years old I'm 40 years old mom I'm wearing a red sperm thing on my head help they're making me do hats I want to go home [Applause]

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Channel: Oblivion Hymnist

Views: 228,339

Rating: 4.8463702 out of 5

Keywords: Whose Line, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, Wayne Brady, Drew Carey, Greg Proops

Id: 45zW1Y1m2x8

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Length: 21min 39sec (1299 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 29 2018

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