Whose Line - Best of Laughter 2

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sorry we're late the gorge broke down oh nice Guinness you are gonna gay for that yeah after your Excuse Gator sometimes he can be a little Greek hi go hug all oh uh Dave hi pleased to meet you pleased to meet you we were having a get Nick perhaps we could join you guards perhaps Greg's Greg's we can join you hasta a vu Oh French dark your cooties right here Oh cat eh ooh giggles hey picked up your giggles in your death day giggles in the get a free like some GOG Hashem God good drink soda God sonica I am NOT in nickels but I my speaking another language oh I'm sitting in goo good evening and welcome to the 6 o'clock news I'm your anchor Oswald the dens Wald our top story today convicted Hitman Jimmy two-shoes McClarty confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures police admit this may be the first known case of a knick-knack paddywhack good evening strong o'clock at a Saturday and there's nothing else to watch so it's time to shop do you have cellulite I don't but I know plenty of people who do you don't hey you stop it Ryan everyone's got celluloid even a guy like me celluloid that's film that's what I what are we like backing up : alright yes well it is unsightly but we have got products that will get rid of it in months flat exactly right God you know we have so many products well let's take a look at one of them right now call a simple bag of green peas why Ryan how could that possibly fight the war against cellulite well let me tell you you know cellulite is cause cellulite is caused by eating too much of course of course of course we find if you eat the foods inside the bag without taking them out you don't get the nutrition or the fat from the food now you crazy but at Wired works wild what can this do gee you know it looks like some sort of weird oh I don't know home batting cage or some sort of fish oh you silly goose what is it I'll sell you like fighter what you stick this up against the back of your thigh Oh get afraid to push it really hard the cellulite comes out you just iron it away Gregg you iron it away boy I bet stuff like this must be expensive are you kidding this cost less than nothing but it's actually 2594 that is next to nothing call what is this I wonder where do you get cellulite the most call well I guess celluloid elsewhere cellulite I get right around by your what welcome to the six o'clock news I'm your anchor Rhett to riddle out around the waist our top story tonight a man who was swallowed whole by a whale escaped today by running all the way down to the end until he was poked out just overjoyed co-anchored uh bad songs to sing in prison Jim's escaping through the hole in the wall the hole in the with the wig you remind me of Julia oh man he 7000 series that was really great are you okay I'm fine drew thank you I've just lost my battery pack somewhere in the area of my buttocks it's okay my pack is halfway up my ass my pack is halfway up my head are you sure you're okay I'm fine okay getting the feeling back in my legs look at your face you're like oh man thousand chiropractor points to you oh man that was really fun I don't wanna have for you oh I know you'll want to throw one of my blue shoes oh sorry thousand points water Gamecock introducing : welcome to the six o'clock news I'm your anchor Colin Marines and our top story today Hollywood was saddened when foghorn leghorn died today at the age of 65 memorial services will be held tomorrow after which the deceased will be served with a nice orange sauce and now over to our co-anchor smiley dick that's right code and you know the rules before networking right evening that's a grenade save you five four five points let's get a buzz around you could save the $5,000 welcome to the six o'clock news I'm Thor but not complaining Liger whose name escapes me for the moment all right if entertainers work funerals please gather on the body he's not there anymore thank you is this the loved one all right start the truck Johnny revelation with your six volts you can make your audience dance again a dog Carrie and I would like to thank you all for coming by famous Hollywood roles as played by Carol Channing I know what you think you did I fired seven shots you skiers gotta tell you the Tribune all this confusion I forgot myself so you have to ask yourself one question you feel lucky well surely you must be the Son of God time's party kids things you don't expect to hear when you put your ear to a seashell the Irish party kid Oh your daddy my dough is starting to rise if you know what I mean you look like you want me to help butter your muffins if you know what I mean I cannot squeeze some icing if you know what I mean don't squeeze it too hard if you know what I mean that's not very much I was slapping around a couple hot cross buns if you know what I mean you look like you've got one in the oven if you know what I mean I like to knead the dough if you know what I mean look what I can do with the donuts by the way your let me say I was staring at your buns and they look warm and fresh you can know what I mean I have no trouble with my yeast if you know what I mean looks like you've been freshly sugared I heard that recently your souffle started to droop but my souffle is fallen if you know what I mean I've never had that problem if you know what I mean get out your pens everybody it's things you can say to your dog but not your girlfriend what did you just do what did you just do am I gonna have to rub your nose in that come welcome to the six o'clock news I'm your anchor Keith my pasty white butt our top story today noted archaeologist Fred Flintstone made an amazing discovery today in Sweden on a windswept fjord he came across some primitive musical instruments plus some minuscule deposits a fossilized stool when asked what the stool could be food steam applied add Abba Abba do now let's see what's happening in the rest of the world with my co-anchor snagglepuss welcome to the 6 p.m. news I'm skip chef Lee tonight's biggest story financial analysts have figured out a way to take out a second mortgage on your home so that you can afford a full tank of gas and now with the business desk please welcome Baldy flat scale baldie what do you mean Baldy oh my god put the camera away hi we'll be right back - innuendo a documentary about Italian suppositories and just a second but first and we got something for you welcome calling hey why this detective lingo alright cuz today we're selling a CD with songs about the TV detective you know what the 70s were a great time for detective shows I noticed 20 just buy some quick really it does what are you now we've done much go ahead you know what this is gonna perk you up cuz I know your favorite bands the Rolling Stones love them I know because they're older than me yes they are they're older than stones I know and they did a great song from one of the great 70 shows hey you get up in the cloud I heard you I know they follow that up with sympathy for cannon Hey look at yourself in the mirror see what it looks like there's something wrong with this mirror and you want some waffles this morning yeah let me put some in the toaster take that side up oh this one's done Oh the way I like it huh we got much time are you doing OH welcome to the six o'clock news I'm your anchor Tad's the way uh-huh uh-huh I like it our top story today famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property the police forced the friars to close down their stall which was outside the Playboy Mansion where they had been selling flowers said one friar well if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it but unfortunately only you can prevent florists Friars try saying that three times and now over to my co-anchor this sounds like the escape we've been waiting for hey why you put holes and things why yeah that's what I said why because without a hole where would you be without a hole where would you be no please I and no place for the beam but what did you having all the part of the plan and every size Pizza we stand on my head okay dawn hit is the overly unhappy admirer okay ugly he hit my head is the ugly earth a little bit of Sammy horrible concentrate we need a little you know you know any gonna be a rabbit hello I'm Colin Mochrie moving to Canada you know Africa is a continent

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Channel: WrestlingFanatic08

Views: 4,381,639

Rating: 4.8423338 out of 5

Keywords: whose, line, is, it, anyway, best, of, laughter, compilation, funny, comedy, ryan, stiles, colin, mochrie, greg, proops, brad, sherwood, drew, carey, chip, esten, ABC, Network

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Length: 20min 29sec (1229 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 11 2011

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