Airports! [Sentences] [1x30]

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I love here on the game show network let's get it started anybody in front row that has those sentences write them down and complete sentence something you could say to another person and fold it up so we can't see it any sentence will do as long as it's something that someone can say to another person let's cocktail sentences everybody can bring up those X's thank you very much thank you anybody anybody anybody you guys right sit down here good thing everybody got theirs okay come on this game is for Jeff and Ryan Ryan you got some oh thanks olodum different this game is called sentences what we had is our audience members in the first couple rows write down sentences on a piece of paper we just collected them they're going to stick them in their pockets and during the scene they're gonna pull out the pieces paper and use them in the scene now we need a suggestion from the audience to get it started you sir with glasses right there if your life was a soap opera what would the name of the soap opera be airports this is a soap opera a daytime soap opera called airports take it away see you're practicing Sunday I hope to got in planes I didn't know you'd landed already who not due till 946 Vlad got delayed god you're beautiful well thank you captain Roger but I'm not sure you should be back here this is the women's changing room you must carry a lot of clout once you pop you can't stop I don't think you should get so close to me I got a whole new bottle of Corvallis look I think you should really get out of here I feel uncomfortable having you here I got 45 minutes no one knows I'm here don't you have to do a safety inspection on your plane take off no there's a new it they made an announcement of the airport I love sex but I love sex but Oh Tamra lean stop let's have sex much no no I told you once before I will not have sex but with you or any other man any other you know how to hurt a man you know the first time you ever asked me to have sex but don't you remember when I said that I forget I said it way is it always your octopus Oh tambour lien if my wife ever found out the love that we share we've never shared love I have no idea what you're talking about sometimes I love it that deep and never shows its face is stronger than the love that do only have sex but oh timber lien maybe this is the wrong time to tell you I love you sweetie are you coming home now captain Brock we don't live together we've never had sex but we don't even know each other really you have to remember that I love to eat crab legs in the buffet and you can't provide that for me well then I'm leaving I want you to leave I told you that I feel like one now I'm doing it you got you a jam berline I'm flying off in about 30 minutes you ain't never gonna see me again if that's all you want it I think I might oh yeah yeah I might those aren't pillows no that is not an invitation all right have it your way the airline changed their motto used to be fly the friendly skies they've changed their whole marketing approach jefe I think it kind of sums up the way I feel about you mommy loves her baby baby but does that turn you over and I'm your mommy well no bah Mila stop it with a bris we know this is so against company rules this is sexual harassment don't you realize that only if somebody knows about talk to a girl about about her pillows and crab legs and sex but it's just a totally against company rules I'm gonna have to report you you better now I'm gonna fill out a form what we have here is a failure to communicate I don't really believe that I think your intentions are clear but I'm still gonna write that to make you look not as bad I still have the locket the locket I gave you it still bears the inscription that you gave me when you were an engraver those are the days we've had so many different lives together yet we hardly know each other you remember what it says inside well you I've got one half and you've got the other I hope my half still says I forgot to manscape you might not want to look down there and my half says and he spiked me give me a chicken salad sandwich

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Channel: improvftw

Views: 710,312

Rating: 4.9507732 out of 5

Keywords: drew, carey, ryan, stiles, greg, proops, whose, line, is, it, anyway, improv-a-ganza, improvaganza, careys, online, wayne, brady, jeff, b., davis, colin, mochrie, improv, comedy, laugh, joke, game, show, network, gsn, cable, television, wliia, dci, iag, heather, anne, campbell, kathy, kinney, jonathan, mangum, charlie, sheen, rich, fields, bob, derkach, sean, masterson, chip, esten, brad, sherwood, mgm, grand, las, vegas, hollywood, theatre, live

Id: FzNUIMK_E1M

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Length: 5min 47sec (347 seconds)

Published: Sun May 20 2012

Reddit Comments

I love sex butt.

👍︎︎ 9 👤︎︎ u/FoxtrotGolfSierra16 📅︎︎ Jul 23 2017 🗫︎ replies

My favourite Jeff/Ryan clip from Improvaganza:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL7vNAO_8wA&ab_channel=improvftw

👍︎︎ 4 👤︎︎ u/BenBenBenBe 📅︎︎ Jul 23 2017 🗫︎ replies

JEFF AND RYAN ARE SO FUNNY TOGETHER

👍︎︎ 4 👤︎︎ u/1loveee 📅︎︎ Jul 23 2017 🗫︎ replies

They guys always change my mood for the better

👍︎︎ 1 👤︎︎ u/good_testing_bad 📅︎︎ Jul 25 2017 🗫︎ replies