Whose Line: The Songs, Poems, and Cheers of Scenes From a Hat

we're onto a game called scenes from hat this is for all four of you of course before the show we asked the audience strike down different things one of things I write down as things they like to see them these guys act out and put them on these little pieces of paper and they're trying to act out as many as they can the time we have starting with rejected state songs come to Florida and die whores and gambling whores and Gettler nothing bad rejected themes for restaurants come on in howdy Fowler you can catch Salmonella eat it professions we're breaking into song is discouraged we're gonna fry you this morning well your husband isn't gonna make it isn't gonna make it no we don't to make an angle go to make it oh ain't gonna make it gonna go to make it no he's gonna make it I'm a mime opening lines to foreign national anthems Columbia we're not known just for coffee Rocher our woman look like men God let's go but uh bad songs to sing in prison so who's this slightly effeminate one that's me who dropped the soap who drop the soap Jim's escaped and through the hole in the wall the hole in them with the wig you remind me of Julia oh man even b7 so sincere works that was really great ending a long-term relationship in song baby baby you gots to go you gots to go why because you use a hoe bye bye oh I'm one lucky little mister I don't need you I'm dating your sister you are dead to me nothing but scum when I look in your eyes I get inflammation of the bum you make me feel putrid I hate like Oklahoma musicals about different US states uh Laska where it stays light all of the year well you never find me in Alabama no no because being there it's no fun I get a workout cuz all I do is run Utah where I live with my 28 why's going back to Mississippi where my cousin is my dad oh why it's tough to drive there from here moments when cheerleading is inappropriate grandpa's dead gimme a D come on where's your enthusiasm vasectomy vasectomy clip press play okay somebody joins an electric chair Oh all right US cities that will never have a song written about them we love you Walla Walla Washington we proud citizens of dog lick our arms are wide open come on we call it Butte not but Montana who wants an Oxnard I do I do what's the matter with weed Oh bad songs to serenade her with who any special someone you're the best I can get you seem real easy and willing to put out so we'll roll in the cream cheese roll in the cream cheese unlikely subjects to be the basis for a musical what's the matter with roadkill what's the matter with roadie how does food become poo Oh why do dogs lick themselves because their poems about embarrassing moments my teacher was beautiful a beautiful lass but I was embarrassed in front of the class I would sit in the back because I was quite a loner and then I it hasn't happened yet so please stick around where do you hear my song when we do the hoedown I was held up at gunpoint I did not know what to do he said give me her money and I made number two it was my first time I felt such elation Oh No premature a jack all right ads where the product and the style don't match do-do-do-do-do do-do-do-do-do capital punishment ah bad songs to sing while making love rubber ducky I can't remember your name but every time I kiss you I'll think of Rick and it goes in and out of it things you don't want to hear your grandmother singing about grandma likes to get freaky grandpa doesn't touch me anymore mmm I put rat poison in the Christmas dinner I like to be on top hit number how boy hit numbers from a musical about breasts I got a dime for two nipples memory I like to stick my head in Oh damnit come in Tokyo comment the newest number and stop you make me feel so young strike up the old Victrola I'm showing my areola unlikely cowboy songs things are great in the city well the woman stayed true and I'm sober oh I've been on the range 45 days and the cows looking good to me unlike me unlikely comes unlikely help us oh I can't wait to go to Harlem I can't wait odd things for a lounge singer to sing about I passed a stone today it's time for prostate examination don't stand behind me after I get finished eat and trust me it's not good because I'll blow your hair up yes indeed cannibalism cannibalism don't go these words they come so whimsically I know your wife biblically I'd love to see Phyllis Diller in spandex rejected theme songs from the movie Titanic I love the taste of salt water filling my lungs corpses bobbing and see if songs were written about life's most embarrassing moments why can't I control my bow I love you so much oops I farted hey that's me with the booger in my nose that's me with the booger we made love at 5:06 and I was done by 5:07 hey I didn't mean to cook your dog but things just happen my was just stand-in there and his little toes they started tapping so let's go get golden it I put him on the barbecue and I put him on the barbecue strange chance overheard while jumping rope monkey monkey to the butter see my buttocks a better patter Battuta Battuta 60 minutes where are you here's an expose for you songs that kill the romance ooh baby after we make love my god your thighs are big I've got a cigar unlikely first lines of love songs it seemed like any other autopsy oh I'm really small down don't go anywhere

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Keywords: Whose Line, Whose Line is it Anyway, WLIIA, Scenes, From, Hat, Scenes From a Hat, SFAH, WHose, Line, Is, It, Anyway, Colin, Ryan, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, Wayne, Wayne Brady, Drew, Drew Carey, Compilation, Funny, Comedy, Songs, Cheer, Poems, Poem, Poetry, Improv, Improvisation

Id: rco_EJ4eO4k

Length: 18min 31sec (1111 seconds)

Published: Fri May 23 2014