Who KILLED Santa?!

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put it's Christmas and this is a terrible Santa hat this is just like a normal bobble hat in Santa colors the only other thing that I have is for this you know what I think this is fine yeah Christmas is soon Christmas in literally like four days I almost completely forgot about it so here's the Christmas video and today I'm going to be answering the question on everyone's lips a Christmas who killed Santa apparently he died and we're gonna try and find out who did this thank you seven second riddles that's right hold on I just realized how ridiculous this looks can I at least show a little bit of hair am i looking good yet I'm not ever gonna look good in this Santa was looking forward to homemade walnut cookies look at them delicious look at him licking his lips it's kind of freaky actually he had to eat them outside why because mrs. Claus was allergic to all types of nuts mr. Claus you can't just eat walnut cookies outside and this solves the issue you're still gonna be you're still gonna be briefing them on her this is this Cod happen look out poor face but when he looked into his sack where is this going he saw that all the cookies were gone look what Santa got the suspects in the stable oh jeez these guys where's Rudolph fixin to you you masquerading as Rudolph I thought Rudolph was the only one with the red nose what what is going on here this whole situation is fishy nutty whatever you want to call it who ate my cookies this is what we're gonna have to figure out now I was making peppermint fuzz mrs. Claus okay you don't have hands but fine I was keeping an eye on the plum pudding okay I was making peanut butter with mrs. Claus liar you're a liar I already know it's Prancer are you stupid Prancer is supposed to have been in this family in the Claus family for generations hundreds of thousands of years and he couldn't come up with a excuse that didn't include mrs. Claus is very fatal allergy idiots same process to jail don't bring bring rude off back come on who was lying it was Prancer vixen I didn't even look at vixens because I know it's Prancer making peanut butter what shocked he said that he was making peanut butter but she's allergic unless Prancer was up to something a little bit more dangerous keep your eye on this one look at his eyes keep an eye on this little reindeer next Christmas riddle please the police were called to an accident site oh my goodness a stereotypical police officer donut the size of his head coffee the size of his leg the situation is rather tragic right now Santa's looking pretty pleased of himself what on earth happened here they found Santa and his broken sleigh on the sidelines we can see that the Grinch rushed right in front of me and scared my dears their reindeers Santa come on I lost control of them and hit the tree he really steals Christmas the Grinch is real watch out here are the tire tracks let's follow him what am i doing what am i doing this is the best Christmas video idea that I could come up with yes there you go I'm just gonna leave the deers wild animals at the side of the roads there he is oh the Grinch is in a car what I've seen he'll crash just in front of me that's the Grinch what happened to him he's got no hair left I thought the Grinch was hairy I'm not quite sure what's going on here and frankly I was delighted that you crashed but this time it wasn't like Oh who is lying wait I think Santa's lying I hate to say it but his tracks go over the top of grinches right the Grinch's tracks are under the Santa soak old Grinch is lying why is Grinch lying I can't believe I doubted Santa I don't deserve to wear this suit I'm sorry I didn't read it why is this the case hold on a second he couldn't drive past after the all icy yep sorry wasn't paying attention sorry sad mm you okay oh here we go the gift shop this looks nice and Christmassy oh wait hold and suddenly the director of the store put a cool the police on my word and they said there was a string of burglaries in gift shops hold up wait hold on I might have to censor this YouTube why did the census look at the size of that gun and I don't know about you but look I think it's Santa did this the evidence is clear they figured out the shop could be next why is the gun so big the burglar wore a Santa suit and apparently something across his eyes which makes it so obvious everybody stay where you are look at these Santa's the guy on the right is causing me some suspicion as is the rabbit's the toy rabbit what is that you don't want to give that to a child of Christmas that seems mean actually imagine unwrapping that Billa oh that's thank you thank you I guess there is a criminal among you and I will find out who it is let's see here shall we who is the thief come on lookit I'm looking in their bags this is a tough board hold on a second I wasn't paying too much attention I'm going left the president he's got the gun in the present his shoes are different did you see the way the bag popped open there wait what it's just like oh yeah and there's the gun okay that was actually a tricky one I didn't support his feet I thought this Santa was just more prepared than the other Santa's right arrest him instantly oh what a terrible crime is it Santa's dead this is the crime we have all tuned in for who could possibly have killed Santa someone killed Santa on Christmas Eve look at the clues he's got very small feet I'm very focused on his feet right now it happened at the Smith house detective Grinch detective Grinch am I gonna be suspicious of detective Grinch now because of his name regardless he arrived at the spot immediately and questions the family members hmm which one of you is a killer huh Lisa was on the phone with her boyfriend okay seems like a reasonable excuse I was making cookies Julie I'm looking at you what was the ingredients those cookies I was watching news on TV but wasn't he flying near the TV and I'm suspicious of you as well we were already sleeping to wake up early fair enough twins I would have been too I think it's got to be the cookie lady right Julie Judy why would you kill Santa like this there's no TV in sight but I see them cookies in that green tub oh no if he's eaten any barfing kits Julie she's poisoned him it was to me cookies for Santa are here and also in here circle his belly they're in there too that's why he died the Santa if you're out there if you're one of the many Santa's like me all the ones in that gift shop from earlier be careful and sniff the cookie first maybe don't eat the cookies just pretend you ate them threw them out the window be careful out there not everyone likes Santa you know you should like Santa brings you things for free cop believe she's done this lock her away did Julie bring them after she saw the dead Santa oh you've thrown a curve ball in here why did you ask that so are you trying to say are you trying to say that someone else did it is that what they're saying I'm so confused Julie did it if I was the judge case closed Santa came home earlier from where where have you been Santa Claus and saw one of the elves dead on the floor why do these all involve some kind of death huh this is the tragedy though first Santa now the elves Santa's somehow come back to life and found a dead L this is all very confusing what happened yeah you prime suspect there were only you two in the house oh this is not looking good for you is it buddy after all we were packing the gifts and decided to have a coffee break he loved black coffee with cookies you know the cookies it was Julie did you get did you buy these from Julie suddenly I heard shouts outside it was Julie wasn't it selling our cookies and ran outside to see what was going on there a bittersweet distraction I spent about 20 minutes then return back home that seems like a long time when I came back he was already dead okay I'm seeing green and red mugs your life I knew you were planning something bag Santa come on buddy I guess he has the naughty and nice list it looks like this little elf right here is going to be fired and bees on the naughty list and is going to prison not a good day for him how did Santa guess he was lying I'm gonna say because the coffee hasn't been drunk there's some proper steam age going on there so I'm gonna guess that's why and for some reason he knew he was scheming this all along there it is the cops are still hot he killed his friend and staged the scene he did it a pretty clean way actually it was Christmas Eve in Canada the passengers were waiting for the plane to the USA everybody stay where you are oh not again we've had some reports hopefully kidness these Santa's are so corrupt I am never gonna look a Santa square in the face again know that I do that often to be honest but now I'm gonna be suspicious of these Santa Clauses who's been who's been naughty hit her we have to recheck your luggage oh she looks angry sad scene number one he's got some pants his top and some keys and oh wait I thought that was like a face cam of the security person I think that's mrs. Claus right Santa number two she's still livid look Santa number twos got hot chocolate toothpaste a very strange-looking reindeer and a change of clothes no juices fish we've got two more senses to look at he looks evil he looks very evil shaving cream a rubber tube and some other stuff that's either it's a bullet or a flask I'm not quite sure and a picture of two random people what's that about shaving way way away shaving cream hold on when I'm looking at this again shaving creams pretty suspicious actually Santa doesn't shave I think the shaving cream is suspicion number four he looks like legit Santa look Oh Rosie is he's got cash money keys socks and a change of clothes cash money could be suspicious as well hmm who it's suspicious it's even number three or number four but actually all of them are fine right it depends obviously incentive number three why would you have a picture of two randoms in there huh let's see what it is I think Center number yeah it is it's got shaving cream in his bag I told you what for if Santa never shaves um I think that's the point I was trying to get that anyway I got it right sent him to prison I could just imagine in prison right now there's just like a lineup of Santa's for all of this wrongdoing wait this doesn't even solve that issue there's no drugs in any of these guys's bags that's all shaving cream isn't a drug as I know of you shouldn't eat it but I think that's okay for Santa number three right last one which present would you open I'm gonna go for present number one I don't know why it looks the biggest you lack self-confidence don't be afraid to try something new wait a second you're getting this from me picking an image on the screen that's what I picked wasn't it lacks self-confidence no I don't why is this video trying to upset me four days before Christmas huh this is the real last one it's a wonderful time before Christmas look how beautiful that is but a gang of robbers has been operating is it as Santa's again they've been out in the city for already a week some of the English in these videos is very strange but I'm not gonna judge it they are all dressed in Santa Claus suits [Music] it wasn't me a promise they break into houses through the chimneys the robbers break into houses oh my goodness that guy is in for a bundt behind look at this he's breaking into the chimney straight onto an open flame idiots pack the valuables in their bags and walk right out the door okay simple when neighbors see them they think it's the real Santa they're not like wait Santa Santa buddy why you taking my TV he's supposed to leave new things not take old things anyway why Santa and they don't suspect anything okay good strategy from the burglars here finally the police caught the entire gang on Christmas Eve look at these Santa's all my goodness however one of them claims that here's the real Santa detective Johnson once all real Center it's the child he looks like a Minecraft villager look at that nose Oh your pet one of your parents has to be a Minecraft villager for sure I remember him well he was of medium height he was wearing a coach with six buttons hands there was a pocket on the right six buttons pocket on the right medium height his belt buckle it was swell six buttons pocket on the right on his right or your right oh geez Santa number two yes is he actually real though he looks a little bit weird guys we have done it we have put Julie in prison for killing Santa Claus but don't worry there are plenty of Santa's out there granted some of them are robbing your houses now honestly they're not robbing your houses there's only one real Santa he's not dead he's out there delivering presents soon he's got a lot of work to do but guys thank you so much to this video if you to leave a like they were greatly appreciated subscribe if you're brand spanking new by hitting that big red subscribe button very festive just below the video that we greatly appreciated I'll see you guys in the next one I'm gonna go rob a house of Santa by I'm not really I'm not really gonna rob a house that was a joke [Music] posters parsing wagon candles canvas of pulp rubber bands
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Channel: DanTDM
Views: 4,847,821
Rating: 4.9298177 out of 5
Keywords: riddles, christmas, dantdm, dan tdm, tdm, dan, funny, gaming, minecraft, yt:quality=high, game, christmas riddles
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Length: 14min 9sec (849 seconds)
Published: Sat Dec 21 2019
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