who im voting for president..

Let's get into this game. Hey chair, how you doin'? *silence* what a great game.... CHAAAAAAAAAAAIR Alright, so in this game... TRUMP IS ABOUT TO DIE! no Noo no *laughs* Okay. So in this game, I'm supposed to save Trump's life Oh; I am ... crawling I am crawling to save Trumps' life (wait) Oh I'm back on track. Here we go *we don't need another hero starts playing* 'Welp; Trump is dead yey But his hair ... did not suffer! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *tina turner in the background* SHIT THAT'S AWKWARD Let me try that again! NOOOOOOOOOOOO *tina* *laughs* Trump! You may wanna- you may wanna- *gunshot* ... saved his life i'm a true American hero TRUMP GIVE ME A HUG MISSION FAILED... WE'LL GET HIM NEXT TIME HEY TRUMP you see that.. uh..... laserscope just move a lil bit to your left and now we fuck STUPID CHAIRS *THROWS DAT ASS IN A CIRCLE* OHHHHHH HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME YEEE OH YEEEEAH FUCK YEAH I'M THE PRESIDENT NOW oh boy... oH BOY *breaks a wall* *laughs* OHHH MAN this is the best game I've played in a very long time; I gotta say :OHMYGOD I GOT IT WITH MY CROTCH i saved hi- *laughs* oh Jesus Christ he's fucken terrifying this is the greatest game i've ever played and i've played a LOT of games *starts dancing* c'mon dance with me Trump Come on, dance with me Trump! OHH YEEEE WHAT THE HELL IS THIS What the hell is this! OOOOH OOOH HE'S MOTORBOATING HIM HE'S MOTORBOATING HIM DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN! C'MON TRUMP GET IT C'MON TRUMP EAT HIS A$$ O HE'S LIKING IT OOOO OHH BOI ...... Oh yeah *laughs* oh this is what happens when Trump becomes president aw shit c'mon i just wanted the money that's right Trump keep dancing he's got the moves (like Jagger) heee's got the moves uts uts ah *FLASHDANCE : SHES A MANIAC MANIAC ON THE FLOOOOR* *funky dance editing* *throws himself* aight here we- AW SHIT I'M UPSTAIRS FUCK FUUCK GET UP GEEEET UP *movie scene* get up *hero music* tRUMP NOOOOO what is happening? OH! AW SHIT THERE'S- THEY GOT BOMBS FOR FUCKS SAKE I'm not paid enough for this *sad music* no! Trump... you gotta live man .. *intense music* Oh my god, what is happening? *music intensifies* TRUMP LIVES *music intensifies* I don't- well what am- if Tr- oh oH- *MUSIC* I guess i did it I guess I did it Ok great There's a man who leads a life of danger To everyone he meets he stays a stranger With every move he makes And all the chance he takes Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow Secret... ...Agent Man Secret... ...Agent Man shooting his dick.. that's just cruel alright no one deserves that. ... here we go ... Aw fuck, wrong button! SHIT can we just take a moment to appreciate game developers creating really good games we had a rough year with ... broken promises like No Man's Sky but.. here's a game that finally lifts up to the hype.. ya know alright doin' it for the money *malcolm1466 voice* ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY OK now this is getting ridiculous i can't walk on the sand *pewds is really concentrating* OHH WOW OH FUCK RIGHT IN THE SPINE dude! his hair is fucking nice how's your hair? how's your hair Mr. Trump? Oh boy it's- it's an honor and a privilege Sir to be eating your asshole oh oH not even- I TRUMP THE TRUMP now this is quality gameplay now this is just quality aaaaaaaand seven .... oh was that a giant taco? how do i protect Trump .. from the Taco? OH one Taco c'mon the other Taco there's another Taco coming OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH HELL YEEEEEEEAH FUCK YEAHH *throws himself* STAGE DIVE oh oH- front flip aW SHIT FRONT FLIP aw shit shit shit front flip NAILED IT FRRRONT FLIP FRONT FLIP FRONT FLIP FRONT FLIP FRONT FLIP GOOOOOOO OHHHHHHH *some skrillex music starts playing* YEAH oh man I'm good at this game oh shit I got fucking money, I got whiskey I'm living the liFE aw shit he's going to China fuck those Chinese workers man how am i supposed- OHHHHHHHHH KAY i got it alright just ride the pizza ride the pizza 4 Trump i don't know what these are but- but i saved Trump now what the fuck is this? where even is he? what is he- is he killing himself? he's killing himself aight, front flip front- *laughs* front flip front flip FRONT FLIP THROW YOURSELF ... *Titanic theme* Fuck, so close. *TITANIC* *TITANIC* i don't..really..know what i'm doing at this point *sin* *beep* oh not this fucking shit agai- what is he doing now WHAT IS HE EVEN DOING NO- AH you know sometimes i think he deserves to die just sometimes aight here we go front flip shit fron- fuck he jumps down in a fucking cup of noodles now this game has gone too far *laughs* fuckk god dammit Trump why am i still even playing this game at this one point like it's a great game but gr- NO SHIT THAT WAS SO CLOSE THAT WOULD'VE BEEN SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL *starts singing* I don't wanna close my Trump I don't wanna fall asleep 'cause I Trump my babe and i trump trumpy trumpy trump *i don't wanna miss a thing starts playing* AAAAHHHHHHHH DUDE THAT WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE MAN you just have to fucking crawl?! well watch this then Trump! FRONT FLIP SHIT *Tina Turner - We don't need another hero* BUM Ooh, hey you saw that Trump? Trump just walks away nothing happened here... i was not trying to kill myself where will Trump go? on his next adventure, no one knows. will he find a giant pizza to kill himself in next?? WATCH NEXT EPISODE OF TRUMP KILLS HIMSELF! WATCH NEXT EPISODE OF SUICIDAL TRUMP! WATCH NEXT EPISODE OF CRIPPLING DEPRESSION: DONALD TRUMP ''You have accepted Rump into your life?'' oh i have I'm not voting either alright? Calm down. OH FUCK ME I GOTTA FRONT FLIP SHIT I GOTTA JUMP?! NO TRUMP HANG IN THERE BUDDY PAPA PEWDS IS COMING FOR YA HAMG IN THERE TRUMP I GOT YOU BUDDY I GOT YOU I JUST GOTTA- HAAAANG IN THERE BUDDY NOOOOOOO I MISSED NOOOOOOOOO why play the game how it's meant to be? idk i don't- i- DID IT *laughs* NAILED IT you're fine Mr President aight now this game has just gotten weird before it was weird now it's just fucking weird- CHAIR FUCK AY I DID IT AAAAAAAAND EATING ASS *secret agent man* i mean.. i can't interrupt this... it just looks like they're having a great time you know what i'll just join the party *distorted music* *elevator music*

Channel: PewDiePie

Views: 8,086,977

Keywords: pewdiepie, pewds, pdp, pewdie, mr president, mr, president, mr president!, trump, game, video game, donald trump

Id: heojhL1glU4

Length: 10min 39sec (639 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 17 2016