White Boy drops unbelievable freestyle rap

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How the fuck he do that

👍︎︎ 701 👤︎︎ u/self_loathing_ham 📅︎︎ Oct 10 2019 🗫︎ replies

i would have struggled so hard, remembering those five word. haha

👍︎︎ 291 👤︎︎ u/koebes 📅︎︎ Oct 10 2019 🗫︎ replies

We saw this dude at a conference, then hired him for ours. He is incredible.

👍︎︎ 170 👤︎︎ u/sikknote 📅︎︎ Oct 10 2019 🗫︎ replies

Saw him at the Edinburgh Fringe last year after being a fan of his clips on YouTube for a few years. It's absolutely insane how quick his mind works but he's clearly got a great wealth of knowledge to work from. I was, beforehand, almost dubious about how unscripted or preplanned his raps were but after he made tonnes of jokes at my friends expense and took one of my suggestions for the rap I was more than convinced and totally blown away. Highly recommend anyone to go see him!

👍︎︎ 244 👤︎︎ u/typeswithwords 📅︎︎ Oct 10 2019 🗫︎ replies

Not one fucking millisecond of hesitation in the whole damn thing

👍︎︎ 68 👤︎︎ u/dioncyrk 📅︎︎ Oct 10 2019 🗫︎ replies

The sausage drop at the end was mind blowing. Like an encore in the main show.

👍︎︎ 96 👤︎︎ u/googolplexy 📅︎︎ Oct 10 2019 🗫︎ replies

"Oh the humanity"

Lyrical genious

👍︎︎ 70 👤︎︎ u/thejikusheki 📅︎︎ Oct 10 2019 🗫︎ replies

In Hot Ones, Shia LaBouf was talking about how comedians are some of the best freestyle rappers because their brains work in such a way that words just flow at a much faster pace than your average person.

👍︎︎ 53 👤︎︎ u/ImmortalBach 📅︎︎ Oct 10 2019 🗫︎ replies

This is straight fire. I'm concerned his raps may be contributing to global warming

👍︎︎ 114 👤︎︎ u/Woodlurker 📅︎︎ Oct 10 2019 🗫︎ replies
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- So I'll take five suggestions. I'll divide you up into segments so we get a kind of fair shout. Let's come to you guys here. What do you want to hear a rap about? - Toenails. - Quantum mechanics. - Just wow. Two things that could not be further apart; (audience laughs) toenails and Quantum Mechanics. (audience laughs) Oh okay. (audience laughs) I feel like, you know. When you clip a toenail it disappears, it could be in any place at the same time. So that's a, you know, almost a almost the Heisenberg's uncertainty principle there. Just to flex that education. Okay. So toenails, maybe Quantum Mechanics throw on that. Toenails was first. Back of the room! What do you want to hear a rap about? - Shoes! - Yeah, you've got your brain fixated on feet now, so no. (audience laughs) No. No shoes, no shoes chat. What's the other one? - Crypto and the Yuan! - What?! - Crypto and the Yuan! - Crypto and the Yuan? So the Yuan as in the Chinese currency. - Correct! - And Crypto as in Cryptocurrency? - Correct! - Cool. Two people in this room understand that yuan is him, yuan is me. (audience laughs) So. Crypto and the Yuan. So. Chinese Cryptocurrency, toenails, maybe Quantum Mechanics. This little segment here, what do you want to hear a rap about? - The Doppler effect. - The Doppler effect. You really just, you know, we just like, let's just say things we saw tonight. (audience laughs) You said tequila. - Hindenburg! - What! Hindenburg?! Wow okay. The Doppler effect, the Hindenburg. - Harry Potter! - Harry Potter, that feels very, just pointed. Like a heckle (audience laughs) okay. So, tell you what. You said tequila, you said Harry Potter. Let's combine those. That's quite fun. Harry potter and tequila. Hindenburg, Cryptocurrency and the Yuan. Toenails. (stutters) the Doppler effect. Okay that's five that will do. This then; lovely people. No! You can't say sausage. That's a food. Forbidden. Also, just a creepy thing over there, just like, sausage. (laughs) (audience laughs) I like you a lot, but no. (audience laughs) Okay. Can I tell you what we gonna do? We gonna take those suggestions and we gonna do a freestyle rap. That's a rap made up on the spot. Based entirely on those suggestions. Not prepared, not written down, never been performed or seen again. And don't worry, it won't be anywhere near as bad as you're expecting it to be. Wow. You're so unconvinced by that. (audience laughs) Okay. Shall we drop that beat my friend? This is gonna be about: Cryptocurrency, and the Yuan. Toenails. The Doppler effect. The Hindenburg. And the Harry Potter and tequila. Somehow we'll knit those together. I'm excited for this, even if none of you seem to be. (audience laughs) and can you pump that volume as well. Pump it a bit more. That's what I like to sound like. ♪ Malu on the beat ♪ ♪ Make it flow, the words never fail ♪ ♪ When I get too long ♪ ♪ Yeah I clip a toenail ♪ ♪ I take a nice pair of nail clippers down there ♪ ♪ Take care ♪ ♪ cause my toes got that hair growing too long ♪ ♪ I see the toenail's too strong ♪ ♪ I let my keratin grow out ♪ ♪ I sing a song when I do it ♪ ♪ Usually a sound of pain ♪ ♪ I got the fungus ♪ ♪ And now I'll never do it again ♪ ♪ Walk, through a swimming pool with no socks on ♪ ♪ When I clip my tail-no ♪ ♪ Yeah where it gone ♪ ♪ Tail-no I meant toenail ♪ ♪ Flip the word around ♪ ♪ Let me see the ambulance coming by the sound ♪ ♪ That's the Doppler effect ♪ ♪ Where's it going next ♪ ♪ The pitch starts high ♪ ♪ And then it's directly down the street ♪ ♪ The pitch goes lower as it moves ♪ ♪ Don Macmillan on stage he proved ♪ ♪ How it worked ♪ ♪ It's the frequency ♪ ♪ I can't move on there with secrecy ♪ ♪ Like the Chinese government out in Beijing ♪ ♪ Cryptocurrency is a real thing ♪ ♪ Bitcoin and Etherium ♪ ♪ If you've got a lot of that ♪ ♪ You're a wealthy man ♪ ♪ But if you go to the Republic of China ♪ ♪ You get a little coin out ♪ ♪ Yeah it's a shiner ♪ ♪ See all the sunlight reflect off the currency ♪ ♪ They not doing that well though, currently ♪ ♪ A trade war coming on between here and China ♪ ♪ Yeah The White House in fear saying ♪ ♪ Oh God, yeah we got those tariffs ♪ ♪ Gotta keep the money in that balance ♪ ♪ If you don't study it Fiscally ♪ ♪ There's no laughs in here it's a risk for me ♪ ♪ But that's okay ♪ ♪ Now I'm gonna move on ♪ ♪ Quantum mechanics ♪ ♪ Yeah and not the Yuan ♪ ♪ I'm gonna say ♪ ♪ Particles in space ♪ ♪ Could be anytime like tequila in my face ♪ ♪ When I knock it down my neck ♪ ♪ I take a lot of shots ♪ ♪ I'm in the bar, how many ♪ ♪ Yeah I forgot ♪ ♪ I knock all of the glasses ♪ ♪ I try and count 'em up. ♪ ♪ Then next thing ♪ ♪ Yeah hold 'em up ♪ ♪ Your wands, I mean ♪ ♪ I'm gonna say this I'm a charmer ♪ ♪ Let me take it off you: Expelliarmus ♪ ♪ What a magic trick ♪ ♪ You can do Harry Potter ♪ ♪ Can you refill this empty bottle of tequila ♪ ♪ Get me Jose Cuervo ♪ ♪ Sounds like a spell that they do ♪ ♪ And I do know, you can ask him ♪ ♪ Come from far. ♪ ♪ Harry potter how did you get that scar? ♪ ♪ Well actually I was drunk on the worm juice ♪ ♪ I was walking around, here's the mad proof ♪ ♪ I stumbled and broke my glasses ♪ ♪ When I get drunk on tequila ♪ ♪ The girls arses look so fine ♪ ♪ I observe ♪ ♪ I crash and I burn like the Hindenburg ♪ ♪ Coming in the early twentieth century ♪ ♪ Tried to land there ♪ ♪ It was meant to be ♪ ♪ But didn't end pleasantly ♪ ♪ Oh the humanity ♪ ♪ All the German people dying, they were set free ♪ ♪ It was burning ♪ ♪ Never do again ♪ ♪ Careful don't fill with the hydrogen ♪ ♪ Because it's flammable fools ♪ ♪ When lightning strikes its not gonna end well ♪ ♪ No not right. ♪ ♪ All those people burning ♪ ♪ One little fact ♪ ♪ There's still one survivor ♪ ♪ Where does he live ♪ ♪ Actually in Northern Colorado ♪ ♪ This is true, I studied this ♪ ♪ There I really do go ♪ ♪ I think he lives in a place called Parachute or Rifle ♪ ♪ I've gotta look it up, tell you the truth ♪ ♪ Chris, we didn't know these people lived for so long ♪ ♪ It's true yeah ♪ ♪ I've got a really long shlong ♪ ♪ Why would I say that ♪ ♪ Yeah I am the boss ♪ ♪ Yeah I don't call it a big shlong ♪ ♪ I call it a sausage ♪ (audience cheers)
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Channel: Chris Turner
Views: 10,249,837
Rating: 4.9369078 out of 5
Keywords: freestyle rap, rapping, off the dome, christurnercomedy, twitch rapping, twitch freestyle, freestyling, freestyle rapper, rap music, hip hop, freestyle hip hop, comedy rap, comedy rapper, musical comedy, five fingers of death, sway in the morning, sways universe, harry mack
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Length: 5min 41sec (341 seconds)
Published: Wed Oct 09 2019
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