WHICH BLAIR WITCH MOVIE IS SCARIEST???

wow we're ready to go they're really going to need that water bottle they left on top last shot of civilization and they are officially [Music] dead they're literally dead hi america i am mike i'm jay how are you doing from we watched a movie you're watching all three blair witch movies this is one of the weirdest franchises ever it is blair which 1999 is my number one favorite horror movie i've never met a blair witch originalist before until tonight i'm jealous you guys were old enough to see it i was like eight i saw it years later and we were counting down the days for those of you that are younger if you're watching this like fan footage didn't exist then there was no so me as a kid i'm thinking this is real but when i saw it i was so disappointed man i had such high hopes i left the theater i just kept waiting i wanted to see the witch if you made a list of rules of cinema rule number one never talk about fight club rule number two never talk about fight club rule number three never show the witch i think that if they had gone if they tried to show the witch in some fashion i know this is this is blasphemy to you well we won't talk about it now because we're going to get there but yeah we'll win we'll get to 2016. which is in days gone by were roasted just like my vienna sausage how do you feel about vienna sausages the tiny little weenies in the can i don't know if i've ever had them you've never had those jesus lord you should try them sometimes it's disgusting but it's good it's this nice thing but it's good tiny watery bolognese in a can it's like yeah and there are piles of rocks outside of our toast it's just [ __ ] stacked rocks yeah you know you know what was in my mind as a kid though i was thinking like man that witch outside the tent while you were sleeping but how easy would have been for them to screw that up because if they came out there and like drip blood everywhere it's like i will eat your soul or something basic like that it wouldn't have been scary it would have been so obvious it's threatening that someone was outside of it right that's what scary and is now not here come on seriously if you have the map i just want i just want to know that you have it one of my favorite parts of the whole movie the laziest bird ever flipped it's all it's all bent up and [ __ ] i find it very cool that i get laughed at because my shoes are wet for the rest of the day i find that [ __ ] hilarious josh looks like every uh metal drummer i've ever seen it was useless i kicked that [ __ ] into the creek it was your friend and we were on like a backpacks trip give me dinner yeah that [ __ ] be dead all over the place there it is holy [ __ ] oh yeah here we go that's iconic i'm the gingerbread man yeah it is such an iconic [ __ ] really good everybody immediately knows what it is it's like there's no question go [ __ ] go oh here we go this is the big one she didn't turn the camera in the right way to catch it but they were there and they had they were there like white morphs right running through the woods yes for real oh my god what the [ __ ] is that jesus it's literally the director's like he's just helicoptering his dick in the woods is great the witch is back there like this motherfucker's spitting josh you know what i imagine when i was a kid like imagine like the witch dragging him through the woods like and just like trying to like pull them to him i've got the witch yelling in his voice oh [ __ ] yeah that's where my mind goes thank you for the choice i just i just yeah did you get a chill i did i just imagine her just going like this and she's like like not moving and she's just like standing almost and and like a sentence oh my god thank you for years of therapy from now on that was great you know all the different theories of what people think happened like do you ever look into that no so there's the one obvious of course is that there's a witch okay in the woods another one is that then they mention it they even say in the movie they're like even if it's not a witch if there's some [ __ ] hillbillies [ __ ] with us that's [ __ ] scary too like you know one of them says it josh i think says it the final one is that josh and mike got [ __ ] pissed off at heather and her [ __ ] with her you never heard about that no i've never heard that yeah that's that's that really does set it up on its head though at the same time if it was real if the footage just was found and these people were missing the authorities are never going to admit that oh it must have been that [ __ ] weird must have been you know so the story in the news would be okay the story would be either these days or something right right yeah yeah that's what they would go with so the [ __ ] cops were going to hold a [ __ ] press conference at cnn they'd be like the witch came out from the creek oh this is it give it to me do it tell me what we want josh here we go hey not only is it the first round footage it's also the first unboxing video it's the dark web unboxing [ __ ] i guess i owe him 10 bucks from the tooth fairy just keep that thing at least under your pillow it's a big-ass [ __ ] tooth i'm okay i'm just washing my hands off nothing nothing just washing my hands off nothing happened i totally didn't touch [ __ ] teeth outside of a mouth from josh i just want to apologize oh yeah here we go here we go and josh's mom if you close your eyes this is also the world's first asmr it really is i like i was falling asleep i'm sorry to everyone i do know this about the blair witch i think that the actress that heather she said uh that she wasn't aware that the camera was zoomed in on her face when she i was just gonna ask who framed me she said it was a complete accident it was an accident that to me is unbelievable imagine the directors watching the footage back for the first time all right yeah holy [ __ ] wow watching their boners slowly rise up oh my god i cannot believe we're going to be when you said fully rise to i imagine you're saying the surface and i thought we were doing this in a hot tub oh [ __ ] here we go this is the end here we go night look i i might be best friends with the guy like but you're [ __ ] man i'm sorry like you've been you're screaming out there and alone in the dark you've been gone for a couple of days i don't know what's going on with you what if she's holding him up oh god damn oh my god oh what if they got closer and closer to the sound and it was literally just coming from one of those stick guys wow wow i want to be clear i'm not trying to improve no no no i love it but like i'm thinking how you can have your cake and eat it too for you guys right yeah that's the thing is i can't improve this this to me is the best you're there in the theater like this i'm just chilling right now moment holy [ __ ] i would have even taken some sound you know like just like i was like they did lean in and like turn the camera how do you work this god damn oh man the blair witch process when that happened everybody in the theater right now is going is it is that is it is it is that and there was no marvel like post for credit sequence so like that you know of but we're gonna keep watching it's weird to have a movie that the movie didn't scare you but the lead up scared you worse than any movie you've ever [ __ ] seen so for me it's still like it's still got it so i say we get into blair witch 2. what's it called book of shadows book of shadows colon blair witch 2. yeah dude right away let's get in there where's the [ __ ] oh my god old school mtv news nice hi i'm kurt loader with mtv news the film is the blair witch project this is a crazy [ __ ] concept i was terrified oh it scared me to death everybody loves meta [ __ ] now sitting in the theater and seeing this must have been like holy [ __ ] let me ask you a question do you guys remember is this movie scary i have no idea i barely remember uh it at all like i remember a zany [ __ ] house real world versus road rules challenge around a bonfire clear which edition before i saw it in full long [ __ ] time ago i caught a tiny little bit of it on tv and there was one shot that terrified me it's a shot on a bridge and i think it's played in reverse i know what you're talking about as a kid yeah that's scary as [ __ ] dude oh i'm not crazy is it actually no it really does wait am i going to get scared dude i wish that they had used a fictitious town and possibly thought ahead correct me if i'm wrong but book of shadows has the ultimate oh yeah it does yeah goth chick oh yeah my lord is picturing a girl like like in a cemetery there is no goddamn glare away michael myers or blair witch first covet test yeah and this is quarantine for everyone yeah 30 watching this is exactly what it was a good movie yeah so 1999 is the original blair witch when do you think this movie came out i'm gonna say oh two i'm gonna go two two i think 2000. oh yeah a year you gotta jump on it within a year goddamn tell me where you are kim yo is that her this is the chick i was thinking of though oh yeah that [ __ ] oh that's the one you know if you don't believe in the blair witch then why the hell did you bother to come i thought the movie was cool that's [ __ ] cool yeah this movie was destroyed and obliterated by the studio oh yeah you know this yes they hired someone that actually had a cool idea and then they just butchered it and made it into more of a horror movie yeah all real all videos the birth of goth girl's gone wild yeah oh oh god what's happening it was like damn oh where's the player who is she oh that's her what the [ __ ] oh no hey get out of here i hate that herky dress [ __ ] wait that's that scared me too [ __ ] there's still a part where they're coming up on a bridge right yes dude oh yes dude sorry about the bridge here's the bridge no okay and then she the rest of the bedrooms are uh down the hallway so now they're in the real world house yeah they're in the real hotel the real world burkittsville i love goddamn this is when people stop being polite see guys i told you there was something up with that tree i said that that [ __ ] hour was [ __ ] up when i saw that owl i knew i don't trust this [ __ ] tree as soon as i pulled up i was like i don't trust oak oh my god i know i feel very close with you now the fact that that [ __ ] scared you i think you guys are losers that do nothing for you nothing imagine waking up in the middle of the night and you're [ __ ] shut up shut the [ __ ] up god damn that's such a like oh my god bodies were laid out in the shape of a pentagram holy [ __ ] this guy is phenomenal i love it man yeah tell me it was an owl it better be winner let's get it done chekhov's owl you don't show an owl at the beginning [Laughter] why is he screaming still hot though right what's he upset about i'm confused she's dead she's alive no she did no she's just tired she's just tired we've all been there oh man hey guys i found a sweater i found some frumpy ass clothes she looks like debbie downer hey guys the third hottest chick is here again the keystrokes backwards try the keystrokes backwards that's the [ __ ] command pack the mainframe you stupid son of a [ __ ] ooh she's getting really she's getting really recreating the first movie oh no okay this is nonsense not enough booger oh that was the middle finger two in the row we got two words in a row but that one was much better will the third movie have a middle finger [Applause] wait i need a gift cause of death has yet to be determined ironically both women were murdered by their friends the news does not say ironically ironically there was a woman stampeded to death at a black friday rush imagine a real news story and then the news anchor goes ironically it was his birthday he'll be late to rest tomorrow [ __ ] witch that can't be it there we go very entertaining like going on a roller coaster you're like hey you know what it didn't have a [ __ ] a lot of loopty loops but i had a good time that yeah it went fast yeah no loop yeah it's like no movie go fast you went really fast goddammit right before we continue i have to let you know that this video is sponsored by the blair witch herself okay it's actually sponsored by hunter killer but they have a blair witch season going on right now hunt a killer you probably already know what it is but if you don't it is basically like getting to solve your own true crime murder mystery in the comfort of your own home every month you get a new box it's got new clues and details and documents and it's broken up into seasons every few months and i have been meaning to try hunt a killer forever it's right up my alley so i was very excited when i found out they were doing blair witch when i opened my first box i was immediately impressed by just how much stuff was inside like there's a map of burkittsville and there's uh well without spoiling it an object that is ripped straight out of the first movie that's all i'm gonna say it was really cool so if you're a fan of the blair witch franchise as well or a fan of murder mystery true crime go to huntakiller.com pretty much it and use code pretty much it to get 20 off of your first box and now let's get on to blair witch 2016 is that what we're calling it like blade runner 2049 blair witch 2049 i think comic-con was happening and i think it was called the woods or some [ __ ] like that i think it played i think people went in for the woods yeah and when they left the theater the entire lobby had been redesigned with blair witches right pretty sure that's what it was some of the footage shot by james's sister was later found so this is the original movie the final moments of it showed her going into a house really loved seeing it in 16x9 the way it was meant to be seen if the opening scene of 2016 blair witch is josh and mike on trial for killing heather dude that would be insanely good i didn't get it i know that would be them like now like they've been in jail but like they're up for parole right because it's not because you've said it in the present were they were they claiming innocence the entire time absolutely josh doesn't remember anything okay and mike witnessed all of that but was left alive right heather's the only one that's dead and they say there was a lot for as long as i've been friends with james he's wondered what happened to her i think this movie's garbage did you guys like it i like it we're flipping it around perfect do we all agree blair witch 2 is the best one i like this movie and again this goes back to me being in 1999 or whatever [ __ ] sitting in a movie theater and being pissed off they showed the [ __ ] witch and i needed to see that goddamn witch and i saw him do you know about that by the way that it's not supposed to be the witch i didn't know i'll tell you about that oh my god just move back a little bit oh are they gonna do a tick tock okay here we go how far does it go oh no like 100 meters is the max i think i want to point out the drone itself i was like man you guys are going to take this [ __ ] drone footage and you guys are going to give like a huge scare you guys are going to do something crazy with it that you didn't do jack [ __ ] with it it gets caught in a [ __ ] tree when the drone goes up in the air does anyone else's butthole feel weird let me check let me check yeah your butthole feels a little weird when i get into heights my butthole feels weird and when that drone went up my butthole felt weird all these granola bars in the background no bottles that's a [ __ ] shot where's the bottle of water very similar to how a lot of movies have been doing star wars the force awakens you know i was like a retread of the of a new hope exactly jurassic world right it's one of those like what are they called a requel yes it's a sequel but it's kind of a reboot are they doing vienna sausages no those are too big to be the enemies yeah you're right there is a recall going on here how do you guys feel honestly though like the fact that you know they're doing this found footage kind of thing but it's so [ __ ] clean they could have recreated that blair witch fuel which is like a shitty camera so like they could have gone like the blair witch 2 and done something completely new what if you did a hardcore prequel and you went like back in the [ __ ] like mid-1800s well you go back to the 1700s when it happened didn't they say was in the 1700s what's his name yeah yeah all the way through not a found footage movie because the [ __ ] cameras tell me where you are hey get a shot of this there we go the finger the faker rate the birds in the blair witch franchise number three original number two this one number one the owl that's the second one when was the last time you saw us i kind of dig the time travel part yes so that's the only one interesting i did too it's been five days since we saw you that's [ __ ] awesome that's awesome wait yeah ready ready you know this one the sun is not coming up that's [ __ ] great that is building and expanding upon a concept from the first movie and i like it you're there forever you never escape there is no way out you're going in circles scary i expected watching this movie when they did the time thing when he said we've been five days that part from that moment on for the rest of the movie i thought time doesn't exist right it's the 90s it's the 2000s it's the 2010s they roll up and they see a campsite in the distance as they get closer they you hear literally you hear dialogue from the first movie not from the first movie they're running through the woods and you hear heather go what the [ __ ] is that it's them with their drones and [ __ ] cause in the 90s they wouldn't know what a drone was yeah because of the 90s oh [Applause] he's wearing a camera while he sleeps in his ear you know what i'm saying that's how it works there it is like right there [ __ ] my ass no the little [ __ ] girl the little [ __ ] girl [Applause] i'm gonna put makeup on my four-year-old tomorrow and send you a picture of it and she will look scarier than that girl on the bridge from playwrights too that's you dude that was good though what's wrong with that she changed forms she could be anything right like so okay in the woods she was white i don't know in the woods she was white and now she said what he said she's like and now she's what she can change races she's a witch the writer of the movie responding to someone on twitter asking why they showed the witch go ahead read this out loud and you don't see the witch on screen that's someone else who the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] a minute you know what happened is like they showed the witch and then people like that [ __ ] sucks and then he was like that's not the witch though there ain't no goddamn player that's funny she's a [ __ ] alien wait does it really end the same as the first one okay so that was it that's what that was the end this movie had none of the goodness of the original blair witch movie none of it but they did have one thing that movie didn't have which is a tiny bit of payoff showing some so like years later when you watch you're like i can appreciate that i'm into it but when you watch them back to back which is the first time i've ever done that i'm like oh man you missed all the nuance of the area yeah blair with abs there's absolutely zero nuance yeah you missed it all i'll be at the next one i will do i'm gonna watch the fourth we took these three movies down like they were nothing yo they're so quick we killed them really hope you enjoyed these highlights from our commentary tracks for all three blair witch movies if you would like to watch them in their entirety with us you can download our full commentary tracks at prettymuch.it where you can also find out how to get brand new commentary tracks from us every single week if you'd like to follow us on social media we are at striffleric and at we watched a movie did you guys have a good time this was amazing unbelievable clearly i love you guys and that's pretty much it [ __ ] yeah oh actually i ruined it say it again and that's pretty much it i love you eric

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Length: 20min 0sec (1200 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 23 2020