when you know the scam script better than they do...

in order to cancel your subscription map you need to fill up the cancellation form in order to fill up the form map you need to go ahead and switch on your computer mr linda your computer it's doctor linda are you married honey are you married i am a single man okay i am married i'm planning like you know i'm finding someone that who can i mean who can be my soul mate well the thing is soul mates uh i i i don't wanna you know just just so you know i am a i am a couple's counselor i'm a relationship therapist that's actually what i do professionally wow uh wow i'm actually dr linda fairbottom international bestseller how to be cool when your marriage isn't that cool but you're hoping that it could be 10 rules for better relationships and better bowel movements guaranteed i also wrote a book called i'm not single but i am available and later this year there's a new book coming out this will also be an audio book called getting married to yourself a monogamous relationship wow i will definitely read it you are multiple i mean multi-talented wow yes thank you well i you know i am an international bestseller so believe it or not a lot of people ask me what they should have for lunch that's that's something people call me in you know they say i can't be my doctor tell me let me let me say let me ask you one thing ma'am do you want to continue with the subscription or you want to cancel what do you want exactly tell me no i do not that's why i called you oh okay i will definitely help you right now how long is this going to take i have to i will i will give you the cam session form right now right away plus the refund verification form your uh your 399 dollars which has got debited from you that will be credited back to you that's what you like to hear yeah so let me ask to my technician department to give you the cancellation plus refund verification form okay thank you thank you very much i appreciate it thank you just a moment just just a moment brian let me ask you two questions you said that you're single and you're looking for yourself let me ask you two questions this is a this is an algebraic statistical formula that i have done years of research i actually worked with some people at mit to develop a love formula and this is not a love potion this is not a theory this is pure statistics and pure psychology pure results so let me ask you two questions the first question is if you were at a party let's say there were 12 to 15 people at this party and a box of pizza shows up the person who organized the party pays for the pizza sets it down on a table and you see a couple patrons of the party take some pizza it is now your turn how many slices of pizza do you take i will take off mine like you know i actually forgot your whole scenario the first time you told me ma'am okay so you know what is the delivery boy can you describe a scenario where you are you were aware that your actions have consequences for other people than yourself and you fill out the form first okay it is taking a lot of time i'll fill out the form while you do it can you describe a scenario in your life i will definitely knew that your actions have consequences for other people my action do i need to explain that in a different way it's uh yeah please explain me ma'am i'm not understanding that what you're saying are you aware all right that things that you do affect other people i understand ma'am your first time that what you were saying but it depends like you know one day when i was uh yeah one day when i was a child like you know i was a little boy so i hit a person through a stone so he was bleeding at that time so it's deepened actually uh he was irritating me for the first time and i threw a stone to him and he got he was bleeding in the time you clocked him all right so did you apologize did you did you help him get medical yeah i decided i did i did my mom bit me your mom my mom bit me that time you oh oh god she she spanked your bottom you're saying okay i understand i understand what you're saying and what is your uh imam you see that your subscription has been canceled are you in the computer now yeah i i i see that hey you said that you had a question has been received i will agree ma'am i will ask you but first let me complete this go ahead i am thinking that whether i mean should i have to get married or not okay well let's unpack that a little bit i want you to imagine for a second that you're our lunchbox do you know what a lunch box is brian lunch boxy i know okay now what's inside the lunch box brian the lunch box is uh very good i mean there's a food in the lunch box let me give you an example i'm asking you who you are as a person when when this person opens the lunch box what are they going to see old rotten shriveled up meat or a bento box you know is it going to be rat poison or is it going to be the same fruit that was in the garden of eden that's what i'm asking what is in your box brian my box like there would be um you know like i love spicy food i love i love chicken i love a lot of fruits over there in my lunch box if i would be a lunch box okay so if you were a lunch box there would be spicy food in there very interesting very interesting now are you spicy okay laughs [Laughter] little bit man mom it's like you know you are you are you know you're charging like you know whenever i'm talking something i'm trying to help you out i'm not charging you right now i'm trying to help you i'm not charging right now is this your phone number like select a mobile like this is a phone number uh i don't think the number one two three four seven eight nine zero is real there brian nope okay you type your mobile map that's the reason it's not you type your mobile yeah you type your mobile i don't want to set up zelda brian i just want you to give me my money and i want you to hang up i'm trying to send it through your money through a man you type your mobile i i have zele so here's the thing can i tell you something brian can i tell you something honestly and i don't want you to go ahead okay this is private and i'm could you type your mobile man who reached out to me on words with friends i really felt like he was the only person on the planet that was there for me during such a hard time one thing led to another and uh i found out that he was a prince he was the prince of nigeria wow and his family oh my god he's trying to send a couple million dollars to the united states and so you know being the the kind person that i am i offered to send him five thousand dollars uh in a form of five different zell payments that way he could get a new passport and pay the shipping fees and after i did that he disappeared okay i'm to type in my type your number brian quick question did you listen to the sentence did you listen to what i just said i i listened to you i'm like you know you trust somebody and you know in nigeria or something like that he was a friend and then one year and uh he sent you million dollar then he got murdered he was disappeared no brian he scammed me i sent him five thousand dollars and i never got anything back and he never talked to me again that's what i told you and that's why i disabled zell on my account listen brian hey oh i see but you will receive the money ma'am right now you will see the money right now right over to your account ryan hey hey sweetie yes i'm listening hey sweetheart yeah i'm i can't use okay good you can't use zell nope will you just listen to me one thing it's not from there ma'am it is from here that you have to do it from here these guys had spent almost two hours trying to scam me at this point and have accomplished nothing i'm helping you brian go ahead i'm listening sweetie i'm listening ma'am i don't want from here to do this so add i'm listening sweetie you're trying really hard and i appreciate that about you you know you're a real go-getter but it's not gonna work today all right you're either gonna have to do something different or we're gonna hang i'm gonna hang up the phone you understand i will i will login login sign up yeah my uh i will send you the money to you yeah my my great bitcoin account also told me all about hey brian let's revisit a question i asked you uh when was the last time that you made your parents proud yes ma'am i was i was i was also thinking about you know i have to ask you some questions i will pay you for your charge but not today i will call you tomorrow and how much you're charging 450 dollars an hour it's fine i can give you a discount just a minute ma'am i'm just talking to my uh the accounting department to send you the money like 400 so just a moment ma'am give me a moment we will send you into the kraken right now ma'am no honey i know how bitcoin works so do you want my wallet address so you can send me bitcoin i want you to just log in over there ma'am no i don't need to be logged in i don't need to be logged in for you to send me money brian i'm not do you know how bitcoin works um exactly we have a wallet name is blockchain all right we will send you the money through blockchain right now let me do one thing you just log in once again to the kraken or something like that no thank you then you have to log in your wallet you have a wallet login nope then how you will i mean how i send the money to you man well brian let me remember how you have a blockchain wallet you remember that uh as you do not want to log into the crocon or something like that what you can do if you do have any other account with the bitcoin you can just log it in i will just send it to you money from there or if you can just give me the wallet address i will send it to you you know what brian sweetie you keep the money yes ma'am mama i can't keep it because this is not my money this is your money my company will keep it no but what exactly i'm telling you ma'am you're just one listener brian i can tell that you need some help you know i know i've been talking for an hour i know what's going on in your life yes ma'am your parents aren't proud of you yeah you're not confident in your job you're not confident about what you're doing you feel bad about some of the things that are transpiring right now who is not confident ma'am like you were judging you are judging me like you know that i'm not confident i don't get it i'm a doctor i know these things honey am i wrong oh no you are not wrong you're not very confident the job you were right mommy but that the things that you're doing uh are providing a good outcome for for for your life and those around you i know that about you i know i know i know i know i know so you can do one thing matter of like where do you want because you know i want to keep the money okay but i don't want the money ma'am i'm getting my salary for that yeah where should i take your money this is your money right so i can't take it i'll give it to someone else who needs it then don't yeah thing is that mom you are a millionaire woman right so you don't need this kind of you know silly things or something like that just hang on a moment ma'am my accounting department wants to talk to you for a minute just hold on okay so let me tell you man so can you please check that did you receive money or not ma'am like the bitcoin account can you please go ahead and check it and let me know because i have just got a confirmation have a good day all right i have to go i you're wasting my time ma'am ma'am let me tell you let me tell you let me tell you ma'am ma'am listen to me listen to me i don't have time for you i am an international best-selling author i have clients i am a doctor okay i have been on the phone for two hours i normally judge 150 dollars an hour i literally am losing money talking to you do you understand that i am losing i'm not talking to you any money man you are not losing so i could talk to brian i'm a doctor but i can't fix this problem you understand you don't know how to give somebody money i don't know how to fix that mom mom it's brian once again ma'am what i'm saying what do you want brian you just log in here no no mom we will just check that have you received money or not no brian i'm done i have to go all right but if you will get charged it's gonna be okay for you like you know if your translation not done you will get charged it's fine charge me and i'll just tell my credit card company to cancel it okay if that's if that's what you get but your credit card will not charge ma'am you will get cha but the cancellation is already already been done you have to understand the things you already knew you already changed this that's great you are not listening what i'm saying it's not been cancelled we have to have send the money to you we cannot take someone money because the company will keep my ass oh wow oh gosh i don't want that to happen because you know like you know we have to maintain our company protocol ma'am right so you have to understand that right i don't know what to tell you the only way i'm not going to hang up the phone is if you quadruple that amount that's it you add another i tell you what you add another zero to that i tell you what i'll knock my words brian you add another zero to that amount and i will stay on the phone with you another zero min ma'am actually the thing is that my company will kick my ass you trust me i mean i don't know what to tell you cannot do that sweetie hello hi this is josh i work with dr linda fairbottom international best-selling author uh yes yeah so i would like to speak with linda i would like to speak with dr linda uh dr bunda is in a uh appointment right now with one of her clients um are you uh are you a patient yes yes yes so when the doctor linda will be available uh dr linda is available uh whenever she wants to be do you want to schedule an appointment dorm uh yes i'm the president okay what's your name what's your right now i'm in the system so what uh what's your name let me look you up in the system uh no let me tell you i'm the friend of dr linda i'm the friend of dr linda i would like to speak with dr lisa i need to stick with dr linda yes she is a doctor that has hundreds of thousands of patients all over the globe so would you like to make an appointment to speak with dr linda where is dr linda can you just tell me that where is dr linda dr linda is meeting with a patient right now would you like to make okay would you like to make an appointment yes yes okay yes yes what is your name my name is alex alex and what's your last name my name alex roy r01 alex roy and what's your date of birth yes my date of birth is uh 1942 and why do you need to speak with dr linda is this the first time you'll be speaking with her or yes yes yes yes yes yeah who's this hello dr linda hi this is james um my name is james smith i'm the senior manager so how are you doing today ma'am i'm fine what do you want okay so ma'am that here i can see that you are successfully receiving the money from our account so what i'm going to do jim i don't want the money okay i don't want the money ma'am i'd like another year so please just just please charge me and stop talking to me okay okay ma'am so as you watch all right ma'am as you want to play as need you need separately map as you want to pay right now so how you can pay the money can it just charge the card on file remember how you said that i already got charged and you were gonna give me a refund just don't give me the refund keep the money okay no no ma'am because the thing is that ma'am let me tell you ma'am the thing is that we cannot keep your money ma'am you have successfully cancelled your subscription but you are one step away to refund your money thank you for canceling and have a good day thank you i don't want my money man otherwise you don't want to get charged every week every week you will get charged because i don't care leave me alone bye why you don't care ma'am listen what i don't i don't want this you canceled it you cancelled it you can't charge me because you cancelled it right been cancelled yet until no it has not been cancelled well you will not waste your money so you haven't does that mean wait wait wait that means that you charged me 499 for my subscription right because you haven't canceled it yet correct yes so it has not been canceled ma'am it will be cancelled in here i have a million dollars just keep it i don't want to talk to you anymore okay ma'am okay ma'am i do have a million dollar man so can you please help me yeah ma'am listen to me i love the services they're my favorite services i want to keep them just charge me the 4.99 a year and stop wasting my time okay ma'am ma'am what happened i'm gonna block please please please please we took your all the money from your account what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things that i have ever heard at no point in all of the ramblings is now dumber having listened to it i award you no points mercy can you see that the available balance in your account this is probably the first time they've ever even been on someone's account they have no clue announcement what to do and they're just like please announcement please ma'am so so right now map because now for the verification as you have told me that you want to keep our service right instead of instead of the state so right now what you can say now what do you do you have a bank account that i can send the money to yes ma'am so you can spend the money in my account yeah i think i accidentally got too much extra money can i send can i send the money back do you haven't got no no no no you haven't got oh this is crazy i'm looking at my account right now and i have way too much money i got extra money i was only supposed to receive four hundred dollars i got i got forty thousand dollars for some reason there's forty thousand dollars extra in my account i'm i'm looking at my ipad i have 40 000 extra on my account can i please send it to you yes why not okay yeah let me send it back to you because i don't want to get in trouble do you have a bank account that i can wire the money to uh yes ma'am we have a bank account okay yeah let me get the let me get the routing information the account number and i will send you the forty thousand dollars that i received from geek squad accidentally okay so how how you will spend it a wire transfer i will wire the money from my bank to geek squads bank that way you know you can get your money back i don't want i don't want that and why like like how you get how you got the money how do you know but i'm looking at my account i'm looking in my account right now and i got i got it i got extra money so i better send it back to you right okay okay so as you want to send the money so can i give you the our account number because our headquarter is right now you can spend our money in bangkok well i tell you what you send me that account and then afterwards i'm going to tell you that it didn't work okay you go ahead and send me that account sweetie sorry so okay ma'am so you got extra money from our account and which account you got extra money can i just tell me it was sent to my checking account it's unbelievable okay so i'm giving you the bank account okay okay okay okay okay literally like this he copy pasted like you're never gonna believe this i tried to send it but it's not working i need an account here in the united states i can't believe this is absurd i can't believe these guys i think if he had i think if he had a bank account he would have given it to me i don't think he has a bank account i could be wrong but i think he's like chatting his boss or something for the bank account and and when he didn't get one that's why he's like ah you can send it to us via bitcoin announcement oh man announcement that's what i mean by like this these are little fish announcements if you're new here i basically just did the scam for them and they can't figure that out yes ma'am so how long it will take to do the work do not close it i'm typing these guys i don't think i'm funny or just sad now like there's a part that's funny can you hear me and then there's another part that's like this is real life you know like they think this is really happening i think this is real sorry oh oh shucks oh pooper scooper dang it brian you know what just happened yeah oh oh golly gee willikers oh bob saget oh you know what i just tried to send it and i can't send it to international accounts what do you know my bank literally gambling oh no brian they won't gosh darn it oh poop they won't let me do international wire transfers i can only do transfers here in the united states but i want to send it to you so bad brian oh fiddlesticks it's okay so can you do one thing ma'am use then you send us through the crocon brian could you could you be a doll and get me in the united states that i can send it to you that way i can send you the forty thousand dollars hang on a moment hang on okay ma'am it's not available right now but uh you can uh do one thing man because oh geez only we can spend the money no you listen to me do one thing for me sweetheart yeah i want you to go talk to your manager or your boss or whoever and i want you to get an account in the united states that i can buy the money to and then call me back how come you cannot charge our company money how can you do that i thought you wait so you didn't send it to me you didn't send this to me think you are doing a prank on me sometimes i don't know brian did you send me the money or nothing did you send me that money or not we and actually ma'am that i was not in the phone i think um mr james did it like i don't know but he was the transfer manager i'm not but i don't know but how come you have received that fund do you hack our account what you did madam i have no clue i'm asking you did you i thought you sent that to me that's why i was going to give you money yes it is geek squad i i just saw it it is gig squad so you want to pay me back yeah that's why i said i wanted to pay you back the money what do you think i'm crazy why would i just give you money for no reason transfer from geek squad confirmation hashtag five well i wanna wire the money back to you that's what i said but i assure you mom one thing like it doesn't look like that the fun comes from our account but it's not here it says debited oh okay i'm just checking my account it's not phases debited it's a fake amount i believe or might be impossible like that okay then maybe someone else i keep getting my email i i keep getting these text messages from someone saying that they're from geek squad as well maybe i should call them back uh i'll call i'll call that yeah but but but the thing is that ma'am what i'm saying to you right now if you receive any money from anybody else hey bro how you person i mean yes ma'am i'm just asking you questions right do you want your 40 000 back or not i want your 40 000 back i want do one thing for me i want you to get in your car and i want you to head to dollar general and then call me back when you're there all right mommy did you just it just dressed don't tear are you dressed my body just down here okay i'm holding the line go downstairs to the dollar general ma'am i can't go for what reason i will go to this 40 000 man you can this is not my money this is my if you have received the company money that's not my money that's not my lookout that's my company will taking care of it listen to me for god's sake brian listen to me please okay i want to keep this i want to keep this out of court okay do you want to go to court do you want me to sue you you want to sue me for what first you wasted three hours of my time i told you i charged 450 an hour there is no money in it so yeah and can you just log in your kroken to receive the fun hey brian sweetheart listen to me i'm listening i'm going to hang up and i'm not going to call you back and i'm not going to answer your phone these guys had no clue how the scam works which is great they're probably not very successful i got one of their bank accounts and had a little bit of fun i hope you had a chance to laugh and learn a couple things and as always know that you are valuable and that you matter bye

Channel: Kitboga

Views: 749,635

Keywords: scambait, scam, prank call, call center, robo calls, fraud, improv, social engineering, voice actor, tech support, prank, long form improv

Id: fywGCgaeFDw

Length: 32min 19sec (1939 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 18 2021